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"Bionic" - a ranking
Topic Started: Mar 5 2011, 09:24 PM (321 Views)
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Mar 5 2011, 10:39 PM
4th:

Vanity -

Lord have mercy. This is not only the gayest song on the album but one of the gayest songs I've ever heard in my life. This is Christina's tribute to herself and how "fucking pretty" she is and how wet she gets herself. "Thank you mom and daddy cause I turn myself on" until ultimately she marries herself because she's so hot.

Then it delves into a portion where she begs her queens who reign supreme to scream, and "if the shoe fits, wear it bitch"

A major plus to this song is that she hits the highest note I've ever heard her sing. It's very impressive.

The final nail in the coffin of this song is where she sings:

"Let us not forget who owns the throne" and we are subjected to her baby YET AGAIN who pops in to say "you do mommy"

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This is the first time I've ranked anything. My post count was begging for it.


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I might rank the 5 bonus tracks too. Some of them are better than the shit on the album but I've been drinking a little bit, so maybe later.

And "Vanity" was not robbed. I like the song for laffos but its too gay even for my taste. Top 4 is plenty good for it.
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Mar 5 2011, 07:17 PM
11th:

Love & Glamour (intro) -

The third and final fucking intro on the album. Also the lead-in to "Glam" -- and I much prefer the intro to the actual song just because its pretty hilarious. It's Christina reciting the following:

"Fashion is a lifestyle. It's a choice. It's a freedom of expression. You have to live it, you have to love it, you have to breathe it. Life's all about love and glamoooooour"

I have not heard any songs off this CD, like at all, But the lyrics you posted to this sound like a Gaga ripoff. -_-
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It's literally her just speaking that line. She made some very WTF choices with this album.

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I am so proud of this ranking.

*pats self on tha back*

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Bonus Tracks:

Monday Morning
Bobblehead
Birds Of Prey
Stronger Than Ever
Little Dreamer

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5th:

Bobblehead - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ2niKaeW74

I don't know what the fuck Christina is trying to accomplish here. It's like a rap song about girls who act stupid to get boys. I somehow think its aimed at Paris Hilton. "When you talk all I here is wa wa wa wa wa wa wa" (those are actual lyrics).

By FAR the worst of the bonus tracks. Should have been flushed down the shitter.

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4th:

Stronger Than Ever - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV9XKyfTteA

Another bland piano ballad like "You Lost Me" or "Hurt" from the last album. I guess it was too much like You Lost Me to put on the album which is why its just a bonus track. I actually prefer it to that song though, I wish she had used this one, its much more melodic and the lyrics are better. It's about her being STRONGER THAN EVER after someone has hurt her, dumped her, abused her...whatever.
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3rd:

Birds Of Prey - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F5zLPKAMXA

This is straight up electro/trance music. I guess she was experimenting here, with the right remix it could have been a club hit, but it doesn't go with the rest of the album at all so I can understand why she ditched it. It's sort of moody and just weird lyrics too. It's only ranked 3rd because its at least mid-tempo and different for her.

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2nd:

Monday Morning - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f39EFtgHq84

I really like these last 2 songs. Monday Morning starts off sounding like old school disco and it keeps that groove going for the entire song. Xtina isn't really belting here but its a nice little dancey track. I would have preferred this to some of the shit on the actual CD like "Elastic Love" It's an electro-disco eargasm.
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#1

Little Dreamer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBnkBpDRFdA

THIS is a much better dedication to her little brat than that horrid piano ballad she put on the CD. Uptempo, pure pop, and even a bit inspirational. She should have stuck with this type of music for the entire album. Maybe she was on drugs or something when she decided not to include this. But I like it.


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This concludes UD's ranking of the "Bionic" bonus tracks.

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and because I'm awesome I went back and included Youtube links to all the songs. Listen or download illegally.

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Love this topic <3333


Back to Basics is absolutely her best album, and one of the best contemporary, mainstream pop albums I'd heard when it was released.
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well thank you.

I would argue that Stripped is better in many ways but Back To Basics is good too.
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Stripped definitely has more classic songs and the best ones of her career.

But as a whole album and flow and concept and theme, as well as unmatched vocals and production, Back to Basics is her best.
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"[moses] you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison."-Lady Godiva,Col 5
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Mar 5 2011, 10:51 PM
#1

Not Myself Tonight - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZWmFCkjnjQ

Ok so she got alot of shit for this song for sounding like Gaga and the ridiculously over the top video but its a great song. And for the direction of the album and the sub-par material its the best choice she could have made for a first single. I think its produced great and is a fucking excellent pop song. Whenever I am in a "Bionic" mood on itunes its always the first song I click, and its why its #1. Had the ~entire~ album been like this with maybe less pussy songs I think it would have done much better.

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This concludes UD's ranking of "Bionic"

Upon second thought maybe it is a pretty shitty album but it has its moments.

she never got shit for sounding like lady gagy. She got it for "looking" and copying her styling and shit which imo was bullshit. But sound was never part of it since Xtina's voice>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gaga's
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I meant "sounding" as far as electro/dance music. Obviously there's no comparing their voices but Gaga can definitely sing.


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