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The Amazing GTS Race; Winner & audience revealed! (pgs. 97-98)
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IAmNotChrisDaugherty
Dec 21 2011, 11:54 PM
You guys shouldn't even bother signing up, GP and I have this shit won.

If the audience votes again, no you don't. :unsure:
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I will do my application pubicly because JLew needs to be appreciated.

10: She took out that awful cunt Tina in All-Stars. I always hear people bitch that JLew took out the exciting and good people, but if you think Tina is a good and exciting person then you shouldn't be allowed to post in Online Survivor Forums.

9. When she receives votes at Greg's Boot she just laughs them off.

[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwJ_RkKSbmY[/utube]

At 2:01 on she is amazing. At 2:49 she literally smiles to herself and the camera catches JLew knowing that she has just owned Greg's Ass.

8. "Whenever Shii-Ann Opens her Mouth, she makes me want to put a gun in mine."

7. Patrolling what people eat in All-Stars. Rupert tries to eat all the fish and JLew watches out for him and is all like "Rupe don't eat the fish! If you eat too many you will get too fat!" Then he gets all pissy and she realizes it's too late and that he's going to die soon anyway. (Not Soon Enough -_- ) Anyway she then proceeds to save the rest of her tribe by not letting them eat the food. She is such a good mother.

6. The Sex Tape. (I have not seen it, because I am Chaste but I imagine it is amazing)

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Jenna Lewis is a horrible person because she backstabbed her good friend, Ramona, otherwise known as one of the best characters in Survivor history.

Oh, she also sucked majorly in All Stars.
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5. When her brother visits for All-Stars you can totally tell they are into each other. It takes some major balls for her to admit to the United States that the father of her children is also the uncle of her children. If this happened Circa 2008 she would have been America's Favorite with her choice of saving money during the recession. A Father and Uncle all in one.

4. Making the Smart Decision at the F4 and voting out Rupert and insuring her Stipend would be higher than his, instead of risking the PROD and the 4th Place Stipend.

3. Being hated by Big Tom insures she is a Goddess because he has the worst taste ever. I mean he hated Lindsey and Sue Hawk for example. He didn't like her and once she caught wind of that she created a mastermind plan to take him out at the F5.

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Dec 22 2011, 12:12 AM
Jenna Lewis is a horrible person because she backstabbed her good friend, Ramona, otherwise known as one of the best characters in Survivor history.

Oh, she also sucked majorly in All Stars.

Sounds like someone is jealous that their favorite was crushed by JLew on her climb to being on the Mount Rushmore of Survivor.

And take that back you whore!
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This is great. Find a partner and you are so in.
arasfromexile (11:55:08 PM): showing you gts will forever be my biggest mistake of our past friendship
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*ditches Imma for KMK*
2012 PLACEMENTS
1. Emma Stone (5th)
2. Sash Lenahan (11th)
3. Samwell (7th)
4. Stacey Powell (23rd)
5. Rogue (10th)
6. Ed (4th)

My horrible stats

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Jenna Lewis makes bad porno.
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Eyka
Dec 22 2011, 12:20 AM
Jenna Lewis makes bad porno.

You are out. Sorry to whoever Eyka's partner was.
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2. Sacrificing herself at the F3 of All Stars so that Romber could reach their full potential and insuring that they would be America's Favorite castaways of all time. JLew knew she was America's real favorite, but saw the potential in Romber so she sacrificed herself. We all know Rob wouldn't have proposed to Amber if she wasn't going to win. (See Sarah for Proof), but JLew made it happen. And we are all so thankful for it too.

1. Telling her family to not send her a Videotape in Season One, thus giving her a reason to cry and America loves tears. She instantly became America's Favorite castaway. When Mark Burnett wrote down his list of people he wanted back for All-Stars #1 was Elisabeth, but #2 was JLew. And it was all because JLew knew that if her family didn't send her anything she would be the star. And she was right.
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Blueberry
Dec 22 2011, 12:20 AM
*ditches Imma for KMK*

Sorry, but you are so 2011.

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Dec 22 2011, 12:21 AM
Eyka
Dec 22 2011, 12:20 AM
Jenna Lewis makes bad porno.

You are out. Sorry to whoever Eyka's partner was.

HEXY IS FREE! :D
2012 PLACEMENTS
1. Emma Stone (5th)
2. Sash Lenahan (11th)
3. Samwell (7th)
4. Stacey Powell (23rd)
5. Rogue (10th)
6. Ed (4th)

My horrible stats

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KMK :wub:

2012 Games:
Fighters Trilogy (All-Stars) - Cocksucker [WINNER!]
Blue's World 6: Bad Girls Club - Cheater [4th place]
Wolf's Revenge - Buizel/Floatzel [Runner-Up]

2011 Games:
Return, Revenge, Redemption 3 - Rick [Runner-Up]
Anna Paquin is a gap-toothed bitch. Kennel - Eminem [3rd place]
Return, Revenge, Redemption Celebrity Mini- New York [WINNER!]
Blue of Love Mini - Andrea [3rd place]



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OH and I want my partner to be Trickmind. I have not asked her if this is okay, but after seeing her effort in GTS Survivor she needs to be in this game. Plus I am irrelevant, and to make up for that I need an ~Elite~ poster and she is the only ~Elite~ person that likes me.
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Dec 22 2011, 12:21 AM
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Jenna Lewis makes bad porno.

You are out. Sorry to whoever Eyka's partner was.

w/e idc
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Eyka
Dec 22 2011, 12:27 AM
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Dec 22 2011, 12:21 AM
Eyka
Dec 22 2011, 12:20 AM
Jenna Lewis makes bad porno.

You are out. Sorry to whoever Eyka's partner was.

w/e idc

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I sure was a cute Simba :wub:
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Blueberry
Dec 22 2011, 12:29 AM
Eyka
Dec 22 2011, 12:27 AM
messiebessie
Dec 22 2011, 12:21 AM
Eyka
Dec 22 2011, 12:20 AM
Jenna Lewis makes bad porno.

You are out. Sorry to whoever Eyka's partner was.

w/e idc

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I sure was a cute Simba :wub:

This is why Poaching should become acceptable again.
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KMK that was a wonderful list :wub: Congrats on your rigged top three finish!
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Blueberry
Dec 21 2011, 10:58 PM
IAmNotChrisDaugherty
Dec 21 2011, 11:54 PM
You guys shouldn't even bother signing up, GP and I have this shit won.

If the audience votes again, no you don't. :unsure:

You almost won? :huh:
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Me and uisfuturestudent are racing together

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