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I got food poisoning from Subway
Topic Started: Apr 16 2011, 10:36 PM (926 Views)
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And on my walk to the gas station to get some garorade I sharted.

Anyone else ever shart?

It was icky :(
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I sharted at work once.

What did you eat? I worked at Subway for years I can probably tell you how the food is prepared (or not prepared)


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spicy italian and i wanted cheddar but they didnt have it they tried to tell me the the shredded cheese was cheddar but its mexican... but I got that anyway. And then I put lettuce spinach green peppers black oliv

i will finish that sentence but literally as I was just typing that I sharted again and I just put on clean underwear :/ But fortunately it didnt get on the underwear... :/

So continuing:

es, pickles, oil, and salt/pepper...

So yeah this is icky. Vomiting is over I hope.... My asshole is burning though :(
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If I had to guess I'd say some of the meat probably wasn't refrigerated or left out @ room temperature for longer than it should've been.

The olives come in a can, and the lettuce and stuff is all pre-bagged unless it was a bad shipment of veggies.

How gross. I remember the horrors of my own Subway days. =/
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I've sharted before but I full on crapped my pants in 10th grade when some friends and I were playing some dictionary game. I kept asking if I could use my friend's bathroom and she kept saying no so eventually I decided to go about 5 minutes down the street to my house...except it took longer than that because I had to literally inch my way down there because a full step would've let everything out. Then right when getting to the door it just all let loose...it was a long shower that night. :shifty
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Apr 16 2011, 10:57 PM
I kept asking if I could use my friend's bathroom and she kept saying no

wtf, what was so special about your friend's bathroom that you weren't allowed to use it?! :wacko:
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I work at Subway now its disgusting I don't eat any of the food anymore honestly. I'm only there til college though cause I fucking hate it I might quit even earlier. Teh horror
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Apr 16 2011, 10:57 PM
I kept asking if I could use my friend's bathroom and she kept saying no

wtf, what was so special about your friend's bathroom that you weren't allowed to use it?! :wacko:

Something about how because I had explosive diarrhea in that moment, she thought it would stink up her bathroom @_@

Sent in an application a few months ago to Subway but they didn't call. :(
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Apr 16 2011, 10:57 PM
I kept asking if I could use my friend's bathroom and she kept saying no

wtf, what was so special about your friend's bathroom that you weren't allowed to use it?! :wacko:

Something about how because I had explosive diarrhea in that moment, she thought it would stink up her bathroom @_@

Sent in an application a few months ago to Subway but they didn't call. :(

DON'T WORK THERE ITS AWFUL. :scared:

The coworkers are trashy, the customers are bitchy and obnoxious, and the work is monotonous and stupid, and the pay is minimum wage and retarded. Its so shitty SO SO shitty do not work there ever ever ever. That goes for everyone on this board except the people I hate.

PS what a bitch for making you hold your diarrhea. :alien
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this is god's doing. all last summer, u preached fidelty to wendy's, then u go eat dinner at subway.

dave thomas is fuckin with ur intestines from beyond the grave :rolleyes:
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I just had Subway for lunch today! :lol:

It's interesting read what kind of sandwhich you get. It says so much about you. :lawl
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I like Subway Cookies when they are still soft.

The only time I've shat my pants was when I was at camp as a CIT and we had to stay overnight in the words and I couldn't hold it anymore :lbf

The worse part was piling into the vans afterwords with it still in my pants. I asked my counselor if I could take a shower and he said no so I just went away and one of my friends told him what happened. He let me take a shower then. :lbf
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Apr 17 2011, 03:12 AM
I like Subway Cookies when they are still soft.

The only time I've shat my pants was when I was at camp as a CIT and we had to stay overnight in the words and I couldn't hold it anymore :lbf

The worse part was piling into the vans afterwords with it still in my pants. I asked my counselor if I could take a shower and he said no so I just went away and one of my friends told him what happened. He let me take a shower then. :lbf

You had to pile into a van with other people? Didn't you reek by then? Didn't everybody look at you as the source of a foul smell?

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Ew how do you manage to shit your pants? :wtf2
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Apr 17 2011, 01:15 PM
Ew how do you manage to shit your pants? :wtf2

It's actually not that hard. It feels like ur gonna fart and then OH MY GOD :blink:
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All y'all need to get potty trained in my pleasant opinion.
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Yeah, I have never in my life done such a thing. I was not aware it was a common occurrence.

Subway kinda sucks because the sandwiches are all fluff and no substance. I usually get an Italian BMT on Parmesan Oregano with provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, banana pepper, oil, vinegar, and salt/pepper. yw

ETA: And I'm sure working there is like working at every other fast food place in the nation. Of course it's awful, that's why you can get the job without any credentials, experience, or merit. And how much it sucks depends on the location. :shrug
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Usually get a toasted turkey footlong on italian herb & cheese, with pepperjack cheese, lettuce, tomatoe, olives, peppercini, bell peppers, and sometimes onions depending on my mood :kudo

ETA: Forgot to add the obligatory salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Whew.
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