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I got food poisoning from Subway
Topic Started: Apr 16 2011, 10:36 PM (929 Views)
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I get roasted meatball subs on garlic bread. There's an occasional guest-star spot by cheddar cheese.
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I get roast beef on italian with pickles, olives, lettuce, banana peppers, bell peppers, jalapenos, vinegar, and sometimes cucumbers. It's pretty awful :unsure: it doesn't help that they don't give avocado scoops at our local Subway.
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For all the Canadians, Pita Pit > Subway.
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Apr 17 2011, 04:25 AM
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Apr 17 2011, 03:12 AM
I like Subway Cookies when they are still soft.

The only time I've shat my pants was when I was at camp as a CIT and we had to stay overnight in the words and I couldn't hold it anymore  :lbf

The worse part was piling into the vans afterwords with it still in my pants. I asked my counselor if I could take a shower and he said no so I just went away and one of my friends told him what happened. He let me take a shower then.  :lbf

You had to pile into a van with other people? Didn't you reek by then? Didn't everybody look at you as the source of a foul smell?

:wtf2

All of the CITs knew I shit my pants but the counselors did not. We just had to drive across the street anyway.

We hadn't built a latrine and the other CITs were like JUST HOLD IT WE'LL GET IN TROUBLE IF YOU SHIT IN THE WOODS. And I was like :wacko:
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Apr 17 2011, 03:59 PM
For all the Canadians, Pita Pit > Subway.

Hey, we have those in America too. And obviously they're way better than Subway. <3
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I usually get an Italian BMT on Italian bread with swiss cheese, lettuce, green peppers, jalapenos, and mayo. :wub: And I've honestly never gotten sick from Subway but I rarely go there bc it really is mostly fluff from the bread.

Once in a while I'll get the meatball one.
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I'm truly shocked and a bit weirded out by how many people at this board have shit their pants.
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Apr 17 2011, 12:57 AM
I've sharted before but I full on crapped my pants in 10th grade when some friends and I were playing some dictionary game. I kept asking if I could use my friend's bathroom and she kept saying no so eventually I decided to go about 5 minutes down the street to my house...except it took longer than that because I had to literally inch my way down there because a full step would've let everything out. Then right when getting to the door it just all let loose...it was a long shower that night.  :shifty


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The only time I've shat my pants was when I was at camp as a CIT and we had to stay overnight in the words and I couldn't hold it anymore  :lbf

The worse part was piling into the vans afterwords with it still in my pants. I asked my counselor if I could take a shower and he said no so I just went away and one of my friends told him what happened. He let me take a shower then.  :lbf



...some things you don't need to share with others. x 2
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I shitted my pants once because I did not want to use the bathroom at Walmart which is gross and thought I could race home but sadly no. :lol:

I also got sick at Subway but I ate their breakfast sandwhich thing.
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^ Well, you are from the South, so it's to be expected. =)
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Apr 17 2011, 01:15 PM
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Apr 17 2011, 01:15 PM
Ew how do you manage to shit your pants?  :wtf2

It's actually not that hard. It feels like ur gonna fart and then OH MY GOD :blink:

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Why did i open this thread? :scared:
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Any place that serves sandwiches > Subway. The people who work there are literally only better than the people at Blockbuster and the food isn't even good. I'd rather spend a little more at Quizno's or Jimmy John's.
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I think it would be hot to have someone shit on my chest and rub it in my hair, honestly.

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Apr 17 2011, 03:52 PM
I'm truly shocked and a bit weirded out by how many people at this board have shit their pants.

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Apr 17 2011, 06:18 PM
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Apr 17 2011, 01:15 PM
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Apr 17 2011, 01:15 PM
Ew how do you manage to shit your pants?  :wtf2

It's actually not that hard. It feels like ur gonna fart and then OH MY GOD :blink:

:lbf

This is really the best way to put it.
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I'm not at all embarrassed about my story because I was in the fucking woods. :shrug It makes me laugh now.

Also Subway is OK. Quiznos and D'Angelos are better but Subway is fine. I usually have a tuna melt?
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I am embarrassed by this thread.

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Apr 17 2011, 06:57 PM
I'm not at all embarrassed about my story because I was in the fucking woods. :shrug It makes me laugh now.

Um...then why not go shit behind a tree?
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Apr 17 2011, 08:06 PM
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Apr 17 2011, 06:57 PM
I'm not at all embarrassed about my story because I was in the fucking woods.  :shrug It makes me laugh now.

Um...then why not go shit behind a tree?

I believe I said this actually?

My fellow CITs said we'd get in trouble if I shit in the woods. We hadn't built a latrine. The American Camping Association has all these strick rules about waste disposal. So they like MADE me hold it.
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