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I am really constipated :(
Topic Started: Apr 25 2011, 10:54 PM (549 Views)
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It's so hard for me to take a decent shit lately. I've been squeezing so hard to even get a turd out.

I've tried salt water laxatives and Activia yogurt, but nothing is really helping. I think I may have a tumor, it feels like something is blocked.

Suggestions?


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Instant message arasfromexile on AIM, I heard he's had this problem before.

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Coloxyl

(Genuine answer not a piss-take. Constipation is one of the many and varied horrors of a "normal" pregnancy. :rolleyes: )
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alol at trying Activia yogurt

*countdown until this becomes like that shit thread where everyone starts talking about times they got constipated*
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I've been so regular these last few weeks, it's crazy. I poop around one o'clock every single day.
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BOOM! CROASTED.
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I poop. Why are we talking about this? :shrug
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Did u try Magnesium Citrate? If drinking 10 ounces of that at once doesn't do the trick you'll probably need to resort to the dreaded apparatus. :o

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Magnesium citrate will clean you out like nothing else! It's the kind of stuff they give you to drink before a colonoscopy.

I would start with only a quarter of the bottle and see what happens. If you drink the whole thing, you'll be on the toilet for a full 24 hours. Not pretty.
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Eat cheese
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UD, I blame your medical frustrations on a poor diet, yw.
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it really is due to a poor diet, I know that.

I bought some fiber pills today, its helped a little bit. And I've had that magnesium stuff before. It will be a last resort.

I'm just used to taking big juicy poops every day and now its so hard to pass one :(
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Apr 26 2011, 08:50 PM
it really is due to a poor diet, I know that.

What the hell do you eat? You've had this problem for the last five years.
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Apr 26 2011, 09:57 PM
UD
Apr 26 2011, 08:50 PM
it really is due to a poor diet, I know that.

What the hell do you eat? You've had this problem for the last five years.

a true testament to your stalking that you would know that.
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Um no. A true testament to the fact that I've been on various boards with you for the last five years and you've been posting about your constipation on them. In paticular the board you and I ran together.
But even if that were true, who could blame me? Who wouldn't want to stalk a chronically constipated man?
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Constipation bringing people together :wub:
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Apr 26 2011, 06:14 PM
Eat cheese

Really the only remotely appropriate answer in this thread.
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