| I am really constipated :( | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 25 2011, 10:54 PM (549 Views) | |
| <span style=UD | Apr 25 2011, 10:54 PM Post #1 |
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Refined Southern Gentleman
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It's so hard for me to take a decent shit lately. I've been squeezing so hard to even get a turd out. I've tried salt water laxatives and Activia yogurt, but nothing is really helping. I think I may have a tumor, it feels like something is blocked. Suggestions? |
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| <span style=Yope | Apr 26 2011, 12:56 AM Post #2 |
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Julie Fan
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Instant message arasfromexile on AIM, I heard he's had this problem before. |
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| <span style=Lilsunderwear | Apr 26 2011, 01:05 AM Post #3 |
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You know what? To Hell with you!
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Coloxyl (Genuine answer not a piss-take. Constipation is one of the many and varied horrors of a "normal" pregnancy. :rolleyes: ) |
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| <span style=SurvivorFan GP | Apr 26 2011, 02:02 AM Post #4 |
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Not the brightest crayon in the box
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alol at trying Activia yogurt *countdown until this becomes like that shit thread where everyone starts talking about times they got constipated* |
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| <span style=Oogie Boogie | Apr 26 2011, 02:24 AM Post #5 |
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ORG n00b
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I've been so regular these last few weeks, it's crazy. I poop around one o'clock every single day. |
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| <span style=recyclehumans | Apr 26 2011, 02:25 AM Post #6 |
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BOOM! CROASTED.
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Coconut water is a beautiful thing. |
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| <span style=goohst | Apr 26 2011, 04:32 AM Post #7 |
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ORG GOD
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I poop. Why are we talking about this?
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| <span style=Mister Plum | Apr 26 2011, 06:05 AM Post #8 |
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SurviBoy
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fruitch melon |
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| <span style=Mister Plum | Apr 26 2011, 06:05 AM Post #9 |
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SurviBoy
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cabbage |
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| <span style=ncassaro | Apr 26 2011, 06:09 AM Post #10 |
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That was way harsh
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Did u try Magnesium Citrate? If drinking 10 ounces of that at once doesn't do the trick you'll probably need to resort to the dreaded apparatus. |
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| <span style=TroubleInTampa | Apr 26 2011, 09:59 AM Post #11 |
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T.I.T
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Magnesium citrate will clean you out like nothing else! It's the kind of stuff they give you to drink before a colonoscopy. I would start with only a quarter of the bottle and see what happens. If you drink the whole thing, you'll be on the toilet for a full 24 hours. Not pretty. |
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| <span style=CO | Apr 26 2011, 12:20 PM Post #12 |
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A stunning physical specimen
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Castor Oil <3 |
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| <span style=maadx | Apr 26 2011, 01:14 PM Post #13 |
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Reformed & Refined
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Eat cheese |
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| <span style=Pulau Tiga | Apr 26 2011, 01:26 PM Post #14 |
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cacafuego
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UD, I blame your medical frustrations on a poor diet, yw. |
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| <span style=UD | Apr 26 2011, 03:50 PM Post #15 |
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Refined Southern Gentleman
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it really is due to a poor diet, I know that. I bought some fiber pills today, its helped a little bit. And I've had that magnesium stuff before. It will be a last resort. I'm just used to taking big juicy poops every day and now its so hard to pass one
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| <span style=Lilsunderwear | Apr 26 2011, 08:57 PM Post #16 |
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You know what? To Hell with you!
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What the hell do you eat? You've had this problem for the last five years. |
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| <span style=UD | Apr 26 2011, 09:00 PM Post #17 |
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Refined Southern Gentleman
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a true testament to your stalking that you would know that. |
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| <span style=Lilsunderwear | Apr 26 2011, 09:02 PM Post #18 |
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You know what? To Hell with you!
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Um no. A true testament to the fact that I've been on various boards with you for the last five years and you've been posting about your constipation on them. In paticular the board you and I ran together. But even if that were true, who could blame me? Who wouldn't want to stalk a chronically constipated man?
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| <span style=kalaydowscoop | Apr 26 2011, 09:52 PM Post #19 |
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Hated among Hosts
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Constipation bringing people together
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| <span style=Lilsunderwear | Apr 26 2011, 11:41 PM Post #20 |
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You know what? To Hell with you!
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Really the only remotely appropriate answer in this thread. |
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