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It's time for me to reveal which one of these statements is a truth again! This is so much story-telling fun, I can barely keep up with myself.

7. I performed a rap by Busta Rhymes in a talent show. - CO

I figured that this one would be fitting to post next... and you'll see why in a second.

Every year to finish the school year off, the senior acting class (basically the creme de la creme of my school's theatre program) puts on a talent show of sorts as one final goodbye to the graduating seniors called the Senior Showcase. Being that I'm a rising senior now, the show didn't mean a ton to me, but I still wanted to do something fun.

Normally, the audience members have to sit through twenty or so acts where people sing - and usually, the singing sucks. Last year this kid sang John Legend's "Ordinary People" and it was one of the worst renditions that I have heard of anything ever. At best, it's comparable to a Canadian goose being beaten to death. I personally can't sing to save my life, and I didn't want to learn a monologue because... how boring? Plus, the acted pieces usually disrupt the flow of the show.

I would've done a dance, but I didn't want to force a dancer to choreograph something for myself, especially when all of the dancers were already working on the opening number. I can't sing. I was at a loss for ideas - until one day, while sitting in front of my computer trying to learn the lyrics to "Look at Me Now" by Chris Brown, I had my idea. I immediately called my friend Tiahna (she's black, so obviously she can rap), and we agreed on doing the rap for senior showcase.

The rap can be broken down into three parts: the opening with Chris Brown (which we both did), the Busta part (which I did), and the Lil Wayne part (which she did). We ended up doing an alright job. Really, the only negative about our performance is that I still have the Look at Me Now karaoke on my ipod. Sadly, during the performance, I flubbed a little bit of the slow part when I completely blanked, and resorted to saying "DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH" all over again. :(
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2. I once dated a girl with the same first name. - madhack

Time to shock the world: in middle school, I wasn't out of the closet yet! :o . This lead to many interesting situations, most of which resulted in me vehemently denying that I was gay... :(

Anyways, forget that I'm the current gay mess that I am, and think back about ... four years from today (some of you knew me then! :wub: ). At the time, I was happily in the eighth grade for one month. Since coming to my new middle school, I had yet to have a girlfriend, and let me tell you - those times were ROUGH. In middle school, "dating" someone was a very specific ritual: you had to "like" them, then you would ask them to be your girlfriend. After the person said yes (nos were not going to happen because if they girl wanted to reject you, she just wouldn't respond at all), the two people would then be "going out." Middle school relationships are heavy stuff. You might get your first kiss, hug, or even hold hands! :o .

There was a girl named Mackenzie in my grade who had the same drama class as me. At the time, I was infatuated with her best friend, Annalise. I didn't even know who Mackenzie was. I just knew that she had a big nose, much like myself. I also knew how much it irritated me that a girl had the same name as myself, because I already got enough flack for being named Mackenzie as it was.

My best friend at the time loved the thought of two Mackenzies dating. He thought it was hilarious. So, one day, Annalise (the girl that I lurved) approached me and asked me if I really liked Mackenzie. I was shocked. I just thought the girl had a big nose, I didn't actually know who she was! I denied the allegations, because obviously I wanted the ginger I was had fallen in love with to like me, not big nose! It took me two seconds to think about, and I realized that my best friend had spread the rumors that we liked each other.

I decided to grab the bull by the horns, though. Once I felt like I had enough people coming up to me asking me whether or not I liked Mackenzie, I decided that obviously she liked me - otherwise, she wouldn't be sending up that many people to talk to me! I decided that it would be an appropriate time in my life to have a girlfriend. And, if I didn't like the girl, I would just end things after a month. I don't remember why I decided that a month was a healthy time to date someone, but it's actually still a time table I set up today for most of my relationships, and it started with her.

I ended up dating Mackenzie, and about a week into our "relationship" I got a very touching call from my best friend. He was crying really hard, and ended up screaming at me that I was a douche. He told me that he loved Mackenzie and wanted to date her, so when he went up to her to tell her that he liked her, he ended up telling her that I liked her instead. It's really kind of cute in a ... hetero way. I told him that it didn't matter though, and Mackenzie was MY girlfriend, and it wasn't my fault that he fucked up. I was very obsessed with becoming popular at the time, and I thought that Mackenzie was my ticket to popularity - I wasn't about to give that up!

After a month of dating (and one successful avoidance of going over to her house on my part), I decided that things just weren't working out and I ended things with Mackenzie in a note. She ended up asking me why repeatedly, and I made up some BS excuse about how things weren't going well at home and I wasn't in a good place to be dating. :lol: . When she got mad at me for it and started spreading rumors, I went to her locker after school one day and told her that I was being serious and that it was because of my parents' divorce ten years prior.

And now I'm gay.

1. I competed against my aunt in a cricket eating contest for a Survivor promotion in a local mall. - notremojo
2. In my mother's most recent marriage, she was wed in leather chaps. - Joe Hitler
3. I have a total of ten siblings (meaning they have at least one of the same parent); counting step siblings, the total is closer to 15. - STS
4. I have met Sarah Palin in real life. - PT
5. I have gone past second base with a girl. - sn7
6. My family has attended a birthday dinner on my birthday without me. - Gnarlie
7. I was once haunted by a trio of ghosts. - alexi, ThaiSu

Six truths left! Only one will become America's. Next. Top. Model.
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I knew that one! I remember when I first met you and you would tell me about your gf and I totes thought you were actually straight :wub:
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Middle school relationships :rolleyes: . They caused SO much drama back in the day, and it's all pretty stupid looking back on it.

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Macks is gay? :o I seriously didn't know, now I feel dumb
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Macks is gay? :o I seriously didn't know, now I feel dumb

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2. I once dated a girl with the same first name. - madhack

Time to shock the world: in middle school, I wasn't out of the closet yet! :o . This lead to many interesting situations, most of which resulted in me vehemently denying that I  was gay... :(

Anyways, forget that I'm the current gay mess that I am, and think back about ... four years from today (some of you knew me then! :wub: ). At the time, I was happily in the eighth grade for one month. Since coming to my new middle school, I had yet to have a girlfriend, and let me tell you - those times were ROUGH. In middle school, "dating" someone was a very specific ritual: you had to "like" them, then you would ask them to be your girlfriend. After the person said yes (nos were not going to happen because if they girl wanted to reject you, she just wouldn't respond at all), the two people would then be "going out." Middle school relationships are heavy stuff. You might get your first kiss, hug, or even hold hands! :o .

There was a girl named Mackenzie in my grade who had the same drama class as me. At the time, I was infatuated with her best friend, Annalise. I didn't even know who Mackenzie was. I just knew that she had a big nose, much like myself. I also knew how much it irritated me that a girl had the same name as myself, because I already got enough flack for being named Mackenzie as it was.

My best friend at the time loved the thought of two Mackenzies dating. He thought it was hilarious. So, one day, Annalise (the girl that I lurved) approached me and asked me if I really liked Mackenzie. I was shocked. I just thought the girl had a big nose, I didn't actually know who she was! I denied the allegations, because obviously I wanted the ginger I was had fallen in love with to like me, not big nose! It took me two seconds to think about, and I realized that my best friend had spread the rumors that we liked each other.

I decided to grab the bull by the horns, though. Once I felt like I had enough people coming up to me asking me whether or not I liked Mackenzie, I decided that obviously she liked me - otherwise, she wouldn't be sending up that many people to talk to me! I decided that it would be an appropriate time in my life to have a girlfriend. And, if I didn't like the girl, I would just end things after a month. I don't remember why I decided that a month was a healthy time to date someone, but it's actually still a time table I set up today for most of my relationships, and it started with her.

I ended up dating Mackenzie, and about a week into our "relationship" I got a very touching call from my best friend. He was crying really hard, and ended up screaming at me that I was a douche. He told me that he loved Mackenzie and wanted to date her, so when he went up to her to tell her that he liked her, he ended up telling her that I liked her instead. It's really kind of cute in a ... hetero way. I told him that it didn't matter though, and Mackenzie was MY girlfriend, and it wasn't my fault that he fucked up. I was very obsessed with becoming popular at the time, and I thought that Mackenzie was my ticket to popularity - I wasn't about to give that up!

After a month of dating (and one successful avoidance of going over to her house on my part), I decided that things just weren't working out and I ended things with Mackenzie in a note. She ended up asking me why repeatedly, and I made up some BS excuse about how things weren't going well at home and I wasn't in a good place to be dating. :lol: . When she got mad at me for it and started spreading rumors, I went to her locker after school one day and told her that I was being serious and that it was because of my parents' divorce ten years prior.

And now I'm gay.

1. I competed against my aunt in a cricket eating contest for a Survivor promotion in a local mall. - notremojo
2. In my mother's most recent marriage, she was wed in leather chaps. - Joe Hitler
3. I have a total of ten siblings (meaning they have at least one of the same parent); counting step siblings, the total is closer to 15. - STS
4. I have met Sarah Palin in real life. - PT
5. I have gone past second base with a girl. - sn7
6. My family has attended a birthday dinner on my birthday without me. - Gnarlie
7. I was once haunted by a trio of ghosts. - alexi, ThaiSu

Six truths left! Only one will become America's. Next. Top. Model.

Great story!
My 11yr old likes his first girl now. :o
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2. In my mother's most recent marriage, she was wed in leather chaps. - Joe Hitler

This one actually happened a mere two weeks ago. Isn't that exciting? I also attended a wedding last weekend, during which I kept referring to it as a funeral. I wish I could say that I was just kidding around, but it was a repeated Freudian Slip. Eek.

Anyways, when most people go through a mid-life crisis, it's something that others frown upon. As a standard rule, you aren't supposed to embrace a mid-life crisis because it means that you're okay with letting this middle aged individual be cukoo, and that's not alright! Friends don't let friends have mid-life crises. So, when my old stepdad had one over motorcycles and other biker-related crap, one would assume that my mother would interfere and prevent him from going down a path that lead to a Harley-infested hell, right? Wrong, because my mother has no sense.

In fact, rather than stifle it, she embraced it, and actually joined in. When he bought a motorcycle, she bought a scooter (which is apparently just like a motorcycle but idk). When he bought a leather jacket, she did. When he grew his beard out, she claimed tha tit was sexy while the rest of us knew it was gross. He looked like Chewbacca, and I'm not exaggerating at all - he even had long nasty white trash hair for the complete Wookie look (idk how I know this much about Star Wars). It was awful.

When they divorced, one would assume that my mother would've moved on, but she didn't. In fact, I think that the reason she enabled my stepdad was because she liked motorcycle crap herself! Clearly, that's a sign of bad taste, but I couldn't do anything to stop her, especially when she started going to a sunday school class that was meant for bikers. Christianity :alien

She ended up falling in love with her sunday school teacher (who is a huge weirdo and is just bizarre), and after less than eight months of knowing each other, they got married! It was a great time for my mom to put a ring on it too. She had gone less than a year without a husband. How can one function without a man to be dependent on!?

Anyways, the wedding was, you guessed it, biker themed. I wish I had pictures, but I don't, so I'm just going to have to describe my mother's "wedding dress" in as graphic detail that I can muster... without throwing up. She wore a VERY cute leather top. It was a slutty vest thing that had deep cleavage and left most of her back WIDE open. Furthermore, it had red tassles hanging over her belly. It didn't cover her belly entirely though, so she had some left over belly hanging out over her belt. She had on booty shorts as well, which stopped right above the top of her leather chaps. A little bit of her butt was hanging out as well, completing her ~image of classiness~.

I walked her down the isle, and didn't go to the reception. I had much more pressing things to do that day. :)
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OMG mak! I was Lumiere in a community theater company production of Beauty and The Beast and I forgot the first two lines of "Be Our Guest" and I just danced around like an idiot. I feel your pain.

It went something like this: "Be, our, guest, be our guest..... *spins around*.... ..... .....*crickets chirp*..... SOUP DU JOUR!" :ph43r:
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6. My family has attended a birthday dinner on my birthday without me. - Gnarlie

In honor of yesterday being my birthday, I decided to go ahead and post this story now so that I could reminisce on good times :wub: .

I wish I thought. Birthdays are literally demonic for me. Yesterday was one of my better ones, and that's because I promised myself that I would keep my chin up and remind myself that tomorrow (which is now today?...) would be much better. For those of you wondering, I just went to dinner with my family and my best friend. I decided to keep things simple. Thanks for asking!

However, the aforementioned birthday is the birthday that cemented my hatred for them. The birthday that started my distaste was when I had to do a ton of yardwork on my birthday and I had a surprise party (surprise parties are no fun: fact) for my 11th or 12th birthday, but it was my 13th birthday that easily my worst. I know it seems extremely stupid and bratty to HATE your birthday when you're 13, but it was a very traumatic experience for me, okay?

It started prior to my birthday. A few weeks in advance, my school decided to reschedule a standardized test to the day of my birthday, meaning that I couldn't skip school that day as I initially planned. Lame. So after I came home that day, my family was going to go to my favorite restaurant for dinner that night. The one request that I had was that I didn't want my father to go. I don't even have an estranged relationship with him; I literally have no idea why I was so intent on him not going, but at the time, it made perfect sense.

So, when my grandma told me that he would indeed be going, I had a *slight* breakdown. I don't remember if I screamed at her or anything like that, but I did lock myself away in my room. I was POSITIVE that I was going to have a good birthday, regardless of whatever it took. So, I wanted to regroup before we left to go to the restaurant. You know? It made sense. I wanted to enjoy my party, so I needed to cool off.

I was then told that my aunt and my grandmother (the people who I was leaving with) would be leaving in about 15 minutes through my door. I then replied with a "I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY, K!?" while crying, and then I heard the door slam. I didn't leave my room for another hour, but when I did leave, there weren't any cars in my driveway.

My family still went to dinner, they just went without me. :lol:
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I'm totally winning this.

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3. I have a total of ten siblings (meaning they have at least one of the same parent); counting step siblings, the total is closer to 15. - STS

I'm just going to list out how this is possible, no cutesy slightly-awkward write-up is necessary.

1. My mother's first marriage - 2 half-brothers
2. My mother's second marriage - 3 half-sisters
3. My father's first marriage - 2 half-brothers
4. My father & mother get married - me + my full brother (still-born)
5. My father's second marriage - 1 step-brother, 2 half-brothers
6. My mother's sixth marriage - 3/4 step-sisters (I don't really know)

DUN!

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1. I competed against my aunt in a cricket eating contest for a Survivor promotion in a local mall. - notremojo
2. I have met Sarah Palin in real life. - PT
3. I have gone past second base with a girl. - sn7
4. I was once haunted by a trio of ghosts. - alexi, ThaiSu
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4. I was once haunted by a trio of ghosts. - alexi, ThaiSu

Obviously, ThaiSu, I was not referring to legit ghosts. They were fake ones, which is why this is a lie, and not a truth.

In the second grade, I was an avid Buffy fan (and I still am today holla). I had a tendency to believe in the supernatural from the show alone. If I heard my house creak in the night it was a vampire; if I saw something misty moving in fog, I assumed that it was a swamp demon. That's pretty regular for a second grader though, right?

Well, my next-door neighbor has a huge bay window in the front of their house that spans the length of their living room. It's really hard to not stare into, you know? If you can see an entire room of someone's house, you're going to look whenever you pass by it, especially if they don't put up curtains. So when I was little and I would walk through their yard and into my best friend's yard, I would just kind of stop and stare into their house.

My neighbor got tired of it. He was a funny old man (not like a pedobear, but just a happy grandpa type) and he wanted to mess with me, I guess. To combat my peeping Tom nature (alol so creepy <3 ), he decided to put a sheet over a SOMETHING to give it the appearance of an old-fashioned ghost. One day prior to school, I saw the sheet for the first time and took the bait.

I decided to take it upon myself to further investigate his house by peeping in the windows to his garage. There, floating from the ceiling, was a tuxedo. It didn't have anything holding it up. It was a floating tuxedo. I wanted to die.

When I went to school that day, I alerted my second grade class. I informed the kids on my bus of how dangerous my life had become and I forced them all to look. When I got home from school (trust me, I formed an anti-ghost coalition during lunch), I was shocked to see that in place of the sheet ghost was a pale face with curly-hair. CLEARLY, it was a ghost, not a doll.

Thus began my unfortunate experience with being haunted by a trio of ghosts; for the rest of my second grade year, I would swear up and down that I had experiences with the Tuxedo Ghost, the Sheet Ghost, and the Curly-Haired Ghost. The worst was when the Curly-Haired Ghost floated over me in my sleep. You want ot talk about creepy? Experience that.

It wasn't until my neighbor died of luekemia and the ghosts went away for good that I was willing to accept the fact that the ghosts were fake - I think I was in the fifth grade by then?
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