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Topic Started: May 29 2011, 02:39 PM (1,051 Views)
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Your mother's on marriage #6? :popcorn
Why aren't you pointing your finger at grows, who I have provided sufficient evidence against? She is the starter of all things evil in games.
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Jun 14 2011, 10:36 PM
Your mother's on marriage #6? :popcorn

Legally, yes. There's a rumored marriage to a gay man that was annulled when she was 18.
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Ghost story sounds so traumatizing! :(

I am so grateful that I never married a gay man.
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Jun 14 2011, 07:01 PM
Me vs. PT...I will win.

When has that ever been the case? :P
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1. I competed against my aunt in a cricket eating contest for a Survivor promotion in a local mall. - notremojo

Have you ever felt obligated to post something in order to please the two people (oops, three - I forgot about the lovely trickmind :wub: ) following your failed attempt at attention whoredom? Yeah? Neither have I.

My first season of Survivor was Africa. Although I distinctly remember watching the Borneo finale (although I didn't know it was Survivor at the time) - I was rooting for Kelly just because she was a girl - I didn't actually get into Survivor until the third season, when all of its major buzz had started to pass. By the time that Marquesas passed, I was obsessed with the show and every aspect of it.

Thus, when a local mall (a mere hour away) did a promotion centered around the Marquesas finale, I begged and pleaded with my aunt to take me. My aunt, who was a fan herself (although not as rabid as I was), ended up taking me. Looking back, it was kind of cheap and ghetto... but at the time, it was heavenly.

The promotion worked like a lottery system. Upon signing up for it, you would be given a ticket stub. If the host of the promotion drew your ticket out of a bag, you would be called up to a stage where you would then compete in a small challenge against other competitors for Survivor memorabilia. The prizes themselves were pretty much garbage, like a beach towel or a coffee mug with the Survivor logo on it, but I wanted to play in one so badly.

The one that I really wanted to compete in was the dance competition. I had ~rhythm~ and wanted nothing more than to shake my ass like Britney (so so so so so gay). The competition that I dreaded the most was the cricket eating one. I am a major picky eater, and that did not mesh well with me. The event was winding down, and neither my aunt nor myself had been picked throughout the duration of the event for anything (this was roughly two hours, with the crowd dwindling more and more).

FINALLY, I got picked. And it was for the eating contest. I wanted my aunt to do it, but she shoved me forward - a decision that would later not matter at all. After calling numerous tickets that were no longer at the event for the final seat, my aunt's ticket got drawn and she sat right next to me for the competition.

Ten-ish people were competing, and we had to eat 15 crickets. I was able to get one down. My aunt ate all 15... and she only came in third place.
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SN7 v. Bop. Who will win!?

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makcrabs
Jun 17 2011, 05:03 PM
SN7 v. Bop. Who will win!?

:iiam

She wins either way here... same person and all :P

Ew, crickets :shifty
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Jun 17 2011, 07:03 PM
SN7 v. Bop. Who will win!?

:iiam

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Why did you quote that? :angry:
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if the second base one is wrong im going to be so pissed i wanna hear that in deetzz
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Jun 6 2011, 07:24 PM
Am I the only person that thinks a fine frenzy didn't actually sing, and just let a Youtube cover of Stay Beautiful play the entire time? It's not that hard to tell...

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Jan 26 2012, 02:07 PM
That's the thing I hate about ORGs the most. It's a bloody job without getting any money. Basically, you're trading a large junk of your social life for online cred in a forum of 50 people.
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In order to save this thread from the oblivion that is the second page of the SPAM forum, I've decided to finish this today. Plus, Bop is going ~crazy~ over not knowing the results. The final truth is....

2. I have met Sarah Palin in real life. - PT

My aunt is an amazing far right-wing Republican, and she's proud of it. Glen Beck is her God, and Fox News is her idol. If you bring up (N)Obama, she will gladly rant and rant and rant about why he is bringing this country to ruin. Our political views are rather different, as I am practically a liberal (I don't care enough about politics to have a preferred stance, but I do know that I like gay marriage, so liberal it is). The one thing that bonds us is our love for Palin Goddess.

Luckily for me, VA recently underwent a lovely liberal transformation. After voting Republican for the past 50 years or so (give or take a few decades), things started to change in the 2008 election. This lead to Barak Obama speaking at my high school auditorium (where I was unfortunately not present to see ... ), and Sarah Palin holding MANY rallies throughout the state during the election.

When my aunt called me to tell me that Palin would be coming a mere two hours away, I was stoked. She and I later attended a rally for Palin during the election, where I stood 100 ft away from her and was exposed to the BEAUTIES of the Republican Party (hearing a massive crowd of people chanting DRILL THE COAST or something to that effect makes you really get the cult-like feel of most political parties).

Long story short, Obama wins, Republicunts lose, Palin begins her new arc of taking over the world, one book signing at a time. With the release of her book ~Going Rogue~ (best title ever y/y?), she ended up going on a book-signing through political hot spots which ... Virginia is one of them! :wub:

So, I bought the book at my local Barnes and Noble (Nobel?), woke up at 4:30 one cold-ass November morning, drove an hour out of my way, waited in line for three hours... and I entered heaven <3

I was lucky enough to have Palin Goddess mess up when she was signing the first book, so I got to spend extra time with her. I shook her hand, told her that she was the only reason I was into politics (lol @ that so lame), and then proceeded to melt. She was gorgeous, and she had a natural glow. One of the better days of my life. :wub:

Which means, the one lie was:

3. I have gone past second base with a girl. - sn7

I didn't actually realize that second base was feeling boobs when I wrote this. I thought it was feeling the vagina without actually ... fingering it. I just thought it was kind of like a thing that you rubbed, which I think can get a girl feeling woozy? I don't really know, and I don't care to either.

I have gone to second base, but I've never gone to third. Thus, this is the lie and this was fun. We probably won't do it again! :)
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GO ME! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHH PWNT SO HARD PT.

My life is complete.
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This was one big excuse to talk about your life.
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Jun 19 2011, 10:44 PM
This was one big excuse to talk about your life.

You're a perceptive guy.
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Jun 19 2011, 10:00 PM
One of the better days of my life. :wub:

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I now hate this thread.
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OMG that story of you and Sarah is amazing and I'm so fucking jealous! WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME?!
arasfromexile (11:55:08 PM): showing you gts will forever be my biggest mistake of our past friendship
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Jun 19 2011, 11:35 PM
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Jun 19 2011, 10:00 PM
One of the better days of my life. :wub:

:alien

I now hate this thread.

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Jun 19 2011, 11:39 PM
OMG that story of you and Sarah is amazing and I'm so fucking jealous! WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME?!

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW :(
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