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Topic Started: Jan 31 2012, 09:40 PM (211 Views)
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so misguided and so rude
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I got called for jury duty tomorrow and I don't wanna :(

Plus I'm supposed to work @ 10:30 and apparently I could sit there ALL DAY waiting to be called so what do I do? Does my job HAVE to let me go b/c of patriotism and stuff?

Is it like really a big deal if I just don't show up? Like I don't want to be on the jury anyway :rolleyes: If I just say that I'm racist will they let me go home?
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omg I'm so jealous! I can't wait until I get called.

Just Google ways to get out of jury duty I'm sure there are thousands of people as misguided and un-American as you.
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I pray that when I do jury duty I get one of those national cases that takes forever. So many days off work.
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so misguided and so rude
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also I feel like maybe there's a religion that could get me out of this?
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Not the brightest crayon in the box
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Just come across totally insane when they interview you and there's no way they'll choose you to be a juror. That's my plan when I finally get summoned.

I actually did get a jury duty letter but it was right before I was set to move from Cali to TX so I didn't have to do it. :shifty
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I have the perfect song for your situation, my friend...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrn_mQt48Wk
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I'll be Colton's bitch, I'll be whatever Anna Paquin is a gap-toothed bitch. hell you want me to be, just don't vote me out ;)


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OK! Mmmmmhmmmmm!
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You get called for jury duty and have to report the very next day!?



I've gotten letters like over a month in advance about reporting for jury duty and I always find a way out of it, usually by saying it would force a financial hardship on me.
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How come the people who are called for jury duty are always the people who don't want it? :(
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Just wear funky clothes. Liz Lemon dressing as Princess Leia to get out of it <3


If I ever get called I'll show up in a speedo to get out of it. No one wants to see that.
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I love jury duty. More than likely they'll just send you home or the case will get settled before it comes to that. The one time I had to go the fucker struck a deal before we got picked.

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You do have to go, you'll get a fine or some shit if you don't, but just say that you're a racist and they will let you leave. I've done it before. Works like a charm.
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I dressed in a paint smock my anarchist friend had left at my house and told them that if I was a dog I would be a pomeranian and they let me go immediately.

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Jury Duty was a fun movie.
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messiebessie
Jan 31 2012, 09:43 PM
I pray that when I do jury duty I get one of those national cases that takes forever. So many days off work.

Plus if this happens you could write a book and possibly become famous. I'd love to be on a jury for a celebrity case since I could make a quick buck.
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~thanks for listening~
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KMKinCB
Jan 31 2012, 08:44 PM
Just wear funky clothes. Liz Lemon dressing as Princess Leia to get out of it <3

"I don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury, because I can read minds."
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IAmNotChrisDaugherty
Jan 31 2012, 10:55 PM
You do have to go, you'll get a fine or some shit if you don't, but just say that you're a racist and they will let you leave. I've done it before. Works like a charm.

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Act like you're on a Survivor jury and they'll immediately let you go.

But also, when I get called for this, I'll definitely go. It's not every so often you get the opportunity, and I think it'd be really interesting. :shrug
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Getting out of jury duty is as American as apple pie. You should have filled out religious reasons the day it came in the mail to recuse yourself of jury duty like any good Patriot does.
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