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| <span style=Mikester | Jan 31 2012, 09:40 PM Post #1 |
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so misguided and so rude
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I got called for jury duty tomorrow and I don't wanna ![]() Plus I'm supposed to work @ 10:30 and apparently I could sit there ALL DAY waiting to be called so what do I do? Does my job HAVE to let me go b/c of patriotism and stuff? Is it like really a big deal if I just don't show up? Like I don't want to be on the jury anyway :rolleyes: If I just say that I'm racist will they let me go home? |
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| <span style=Shalomo | Jan 31 2012, 09:41 PM Post #2 |
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Mr. Right Wing
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omg I'm so jealous! I can't wait until I get called. Just Google ways to get out of jury duty I'm sure there are thousands of people as misguided and un-American as you. |
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| messiebessie | Jan 31 2012, 09:43 PM Post #3 |
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ORG GOD
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I pray that when I do jury duty I get one of those national cases that takes forever. So many days off work. |
| arasfromexile (11:55:08 PM): showing you gts will forever be my biggest mistake of our past friendship | |
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| <span style=Mikester | Jan 31 2012, 09:44 PM Post #4 |
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so misguided and so rude
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also I feel like maybe there's a religion that could get me out of this? |
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| <span style=SurvivorFan GP | Jan 31 2012, 09:58 PM Post #5 |
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Not the brightest crayon in the box
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Just come across totally insane when they interview you and there's no way they'll choose you to be a juror. That's my plan when I finally get summoned. I actually did get a jury duty letter but it was right before I was set to move from Cali to TX so I didn't have to do it.
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| <span style=Ninth Bill Sender | Jan 31 2012, 10:32 PM Post #6 |
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The Baddest Dude Ever
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I have the perfect song for your situation, my friend... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrn_mQt48Wk |
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| <span style=The Purple Parrot | Jan 31 2012, 10:40 PM Post #7 |
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OK! Mmmmmhmmmmm!
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You get called for jury duty and have to report the very next day!? I've gotten letters like over a month in advance about reporting for jury duty and I always find a way out of it, usually by saying it would force a financial hardship on me. |
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| <span style=Pulau Tiga | Jan 31 2012, 10:43 PM Post #8 |
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cacafuego
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How come the people who are called for jury duty are always the people who don't want it?
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| <span style=KMKinCB | Jan 31 2012, 10:44 PM Post #9 |
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Used to send Cuntnuggets to HELL
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Just wear funky clothes. Liz Lemon dressing as Princess Leia to get out of it <3 If I ever get called I'll show up in a speedo to get out of it. No one wants to see that. |
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| <span style=UD | Jan 31 2012, 10:52 PM Post #10 |
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Refined Southern Gentleman
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I love jury duty. More than likely they'll just send you home or the case will get settled before it comes to that. The one time I had to go the fucker struck a deal before we got picked. |
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| <span style=IANCD | Jan 31 2012, 10:55 PM Post #11 |
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http://www.savederpy.com/
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You do have to go, you'll get a fine or some shit if you don't, but just say that you're a racist and they will let you leave. I've done it before. Works like a charm. |
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| <span style=Yope | Jan 31 2012, 10:58 PM Post #12 |
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Julie Fan
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I dressed in a paint smock my anarchist friend had left at my house and told them that if I was a dog I would be a pomeranian and they let me go immediately. |
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| <span style=survivorninja | Jan 31 2012, 11:03 PM Post #13 |
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First Lady Of GTS
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Jury Duty was a fun movie. |
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| <span style=Snoopy | Jan 31 2012, 11:11 PM Post #14 |
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ORG GOD
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Plus if this happens you could write a book and possibly become famous. I'd love to be on a jury for a celebrity case since I could make a quick buck. |
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| <span style=Surfing Hippo in Trouble | Jan 31 2012, 11:16 PM Post #15 |
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~thanks for listening~
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"I don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury, because I can read minds." |
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| Blueberry | Jan 31 2012, 11:18 PM Post #16 |
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GOD of ORG GODS
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2012 PLACEMENTS 1. Emma Stone (5th) 2. Sash Lenahan (11th) 3. Samwell (7th) 4. Stacey Powell (23rd) 5. Rogue (10th) 6. Ed (4th) My horrible stats *CURRENTLY OBSESSED W/ Alfie Allen/Theon Greyjoy* | |
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| <span style=nationpower | Jan 31 2012, 11:30 PM Post #17 |
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Out living. Gone until further notice.
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Act like you're on a Survivor jury and they'll immediately let you go. But also, when I get called for this, I'll definitely go. It's not every so often you get the opportunity, and I think it'd be really interesting.
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My Stats: -TERESA of NBS's Survivor: Indonesia (11/18) -FAUN of Eden (7/14) -BEN of Stranded in Cambodia (10/16) -STEPHEN of IANCD's Survivor: Saturn (14/16) -FRANCESCA of Kittyvivor 4 (14/18) -MICHAEL of OmniSurvivor: Bonanza City (15/40) -GARY FUCKING BUSEY of Famewhore Academy 5 (10/18) -COCHRAN of Survivor: South Pacific (13/18) -SANDRA of Big Brother: North Korea (13/14) -ETHEL of Gnarlsnesia II (4/18!) | |
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| <span style=GnarlsOakley | Jan 31 2012, 11:31 PM Post #18 |
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WWLVD?
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Getting out of jury duty is as American as apple pie. You should have filled out religious reasons the day it came in the mail to recuse yourself of jury duty like any good Patriot does. |
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