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Marmalade the ''Docker''
Topic Started: Mar 28 2006, 08:40 AM (784 Views)
John Mar 28 2006, 08:40 AM Post #1
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 Well I've been ordered to issue an announcement regarding the health of one of the team at The Glass Barrel.

Following a misterious accident or incident we had to get an emergency operation to amputate the injured appendage.

I'm please to announce that ''Shitpet'' (Barrel Cat) is now recovering with half a tail and getting used to being called ''Stumpy'' If nothing else its good comedy value being too long to look Manx like and too short to look usefull.
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webmaster Mar 28 2006, 10:34 AM Post #2
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 As it will be obviously too small for you, how is Shaggers "Davy Crockett" hat coming along? :huh:
Double vodka and (diet) lemonade please. Oh and a soft landing too if you don't mind!
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webmaster Mar 28 2006, 11:12 AM Post #3
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 Aaaww... how sweet!
Double vodka and (diet) lemonade please. Oh and a soft landing too if you don't mind!
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John Mar 28 2006, 12:13 PM Post #4
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 Fuckin' superb Mr Webby, sitting here pissing my sides. :hic
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webmaster Mar 28 2006, 12:22 PM Post #5
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 Hehe... It was a rush job...I coulda done a better effort at home B)
Double vodka and (diet) lemonade please. Oh and a soft landing too if you don't mind!
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webmaster Mar 28 2006, 01:58 PM Post #6
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Double vodka and (diet) lemonade please. Oh and a soft landing too if you don't mind!
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John Mar 28 2006, 02:08 PM Post #7
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 YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!! :whistle
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webmaster Mar 28 2006, 02:11 PM Post #8
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 He looks at home with it on his head though :(
Double vodka and (diet) lemonade please. Oh and a soft landing too if you don't mind!
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webmaster Mar 28 2006, 02:56 PM Post #9
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Double vodka and (diet) lemonade please. Oh and a soft landing too if you don't mind!
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John Mar 31 2006, 10:39 AM Post #10
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 Apparently shitpet has an over active thyroid which means it can't eat enough to maintain it's size (much like myself ) Apparently it's metabolism is racing (must be buzzin' it's tits off )- so it's now on tablets for the rest of it's life.
Vet said it can go out again - coz it's doing our heads in!!!! Dispite looking like a comedy cat.
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webmaster Mar 31 2006, 10:42 AM Post #11
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 You putting it on show tonight? :thumb
Double vodka and (diet) lemonade please. Oh and a soft landing too if you don't mind!
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John Mar 31 2006, 11:36 AM Post #12
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 Get in early and watch me getting the pill down the neck of a hissing, clawing, biting, breakdancing cat!!!!
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webmaster Mar 31 2006, 11:47 AM Post #13
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 Fuck the band, we can just have you on stage :lol: :lol:
I'll be in 8:30-8:45 ish... Alix will be in later.
Double vodka and (diet) lemonade please. Oh and a soft landing too if you don't mind!
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John Mar 31 2006, 12:14 PM Post #14
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 Play wrestle the cat into the carry box !

Bit like the Seth Efriken twat fuckin' with snakes!
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webmaster Mar 31 2006, 01:02 PM Post #15
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 He won't bite... he's quite relaxed.... :whistle
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