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Teh funnies...
Topic Started: Sep 3 2004, 01:30 AM (2,445 Views)
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If you read anything on the Internet, encounter anything during a battle, see anything in the newspaper, or come across a funny picture or quote, post them here.
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Here is one. I thought this shit was hilarious. During my battle with Kevdude, Maya comes in and swears I was Bob. This convo happens in a PM after the battle. in which Kev forfeited after being PWNT 6-2...

new team: lol
new team: u r such a fool
new team: u thot i was Bob?
F.F Mayakashi: omg you are so fuckin BOB
F.F Mayakashi: si
F.F Mayakashi: who is u
new team: LOL
new team: i give u two chances to guess who this be
F.F Mayakashi: Ace
new team: no foo
F.F Mayakashi: adorkbale
new team: you are dumb as hell
new team: try again
F.F Mayakashi: Flameout?
new team: wtf?
new team: try again
F.F Mayakashi: hmmmmmmm
new team: name any good battlers you know of
F.F Mayakashi: Pantera
F.F Mayakashi: Gloxie
F.F Mayakashi: Freecube
F.F Mayakashi: bassie
new team: ...
new team: not yet
F.F Mayakashi: >.>
F.F Mayakashi: hmmmmmmmm
F.F Mayakashi: HMMMM!
new team: well
F.F Mayakashi: killersim
F.F Mayakashi: kusanagi
new team: dont know of any good gsc battlers?
F.F Mayakashi: i just named many
new team: any others?
F.F Mayakashi: Finglonger
new team: nope
F.F Mayakashi: Flame060
F.F Mayakashi: Ignazio,,,well he sucks <-- I think he said that since you focus on r/s now
new team: lol
new team: any others
F.F Mayakashi: hmmmmmmm
new team: dam no other good gsc battlers?
F.F Mayakashi: no
new team: dam
F.F Mayakashi: ...who is u
new team: i must suck ass in gsc then compared to what u sayin
new team:
F.F Mayakashi: TSS
new team: grrrr
F.F Mayakashi: WHO THE FUCK ARE U!
F.F Mayakashi: you are TSS?
new team: name any of your friends that are good gsc battlers
F.F Mayakashi: just tell me u stupid bitch!!! lol
F.F Mayakashi: Nicoli
new team: ...
new team: i wouldnt go name calling if i were you
new team: ...
new team: whats my name foo?
F.F Mayakashi: FM u dick
new team: no u prick
F.F Mayakashi: then who
new team: grrrr
new team: gawd, u really do have a small brain
F.F Mayakashi: si
F.F Mayakashi: who is u
new team: who teases your dumbass all the time?
new team: and can get away with it?
F.F Mayakashi: HKnux
new team: grrr
new team: a gscer
new team: foo
F.F Mayakashi: Master of da univers
F.F Mayakashi: OMG DAELITE!
new team: ?
F.F Mayakashi: MoDu is a fag
F.F Mayakashi: i can take him
new team: dam, u stupid ass low-intelligence bitch
F.F Mayakashi: you are DaElite
new team: ...
new team: you are so dam stupid its amazing
F.F Mayakashi: FM?
F.F Mayakashi: you have to be
new team: grrr
new team: why?
F.F Mayakashi: cuz he's a bitch just like u
new team: lol
new team: har har
F.F Mayakashi: stfu FM
new team: lol
new team: im not him
new team: ok ok
new team: i gave u so many dam clues
new team: i said...
new team: i wouldnt call me names if i were u
new team: what does that iinsinuate?
F.F Mayakashi: ...
F.F Mayakashi: ur mean
new team: lol
new team: XD
new team: this is roffling my waffle
F.F Mayakashi: who are you
new team: cmon
F.F Mayakashi: tell me u
new team: try again
F.F Mayakashi: do i know u?
F.F Mayakashi: personally?
new team: yes foo
new team: dumbass
new team:
Mayakashi: in person?
new team: no
new team: lol
new team: this is so dam funny
new team: alright
new team: i go by many names
new team: many of which u know
new team: i have been one of the few to beat your dumbass
new team: without haxing
Mayakashi: ...
new team: wut
Mayakashi: WHO U FAGGOT!
new team: lol
new team: i beat you 3-0
new team: well, would have been 4-0
new team: dam 1hp left umbreon
new team: still dont know?
Mayakashi: nope
new team: ...
new team: i am in college
Mayakashi: i dont pay that much attention
Mayakashi: SNES
new team: no
Mayakashi: Flameout
new team: a great school
Mayakashi: DaElite
new team: O_O
new team: yay!
new team: ...
Mayakashi: it is you?
new team: AM i?
new team: what would make you think I am?
Mayakashi: omfg
Mayakashi: college?
new team: lol
new team: ya
new team: Emory ring a bell?
Mayakashi: U STUPID FAG
new team: lol
new team: u r so stoopid
Mayakashi: so you ARE DaElite?
new team: why would i be?
new team: I am him of whom you speak of
F.F Mayakashi: eh
F.F Mayakashi: Bob
new team: im not Bob foo
F.F Mayakashi: OK WHO!
F.F Mayakashi: hold on
*DaElite changes team right here...
DaElite (test): X fucking D
F.F Mayakashi: U FUK!
F.F Mayakashi: U FUCKER
DaElite (test): lol
F.F Mayakashi: i knew it was you, i was about to try and ban you to see if there was an authority conflict <-- Bullshit! He could have sworn I was many different people
DaElite (test): lol
DaElite (test): u could have
DaElite (test): since it was my user name
DaElite (test): not an adminned name
DaElite (test):
DaElite (test): u fuck
F.F Mayakashi: so? you cant ban someone on another name if they are modded on a diff one
DaElite (test): ummm
DaElite (test): what i was saying
DaElite (test): i was a normal user
DaElite (test): u prole could have banned me
DaElite (test): even tho i am an admin on other names
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Here is another...

Flare: you should make yo own server
DaElite (test): well
DaElite (test): i thot of that
DaElite (test): but i dont know how
Flare: you been around for 2 years and can't even make a server
DaElite (test): dude
DaElite (test): i just run things
DaElite (test): not make them
DaElite (test): :)
Flare: brb
DaElite (test): k
Flare: *-_-*
DaElite (test): ?
Flare: i just like making sign not noing what none of them mean
DaElite (test): olol
DaElite (test): battle?
Flare: sure
Flare: anytime now
DaElite (test): return
Flare: y me
DaElite (test): lol
DaElite (test): cuz
DaElite (test): im secksier
DaElite (test): thats why
Flare: nah
DaElite (test): ...
Flare has returned. <--- Server Message
DaElite (test): :)
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heh, i just choose not to talk to the mexicans because they are gay. so i dont have any funnies right now
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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Sep 16 2004, 12:08 AM
heh, i just choose not to talk to the mexicans because they are gay.  so i dont have any funnies right now

Thats so mean, and yet so funny at the same time :)
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thats cuz

IM NOT RACIST, I HAVE A COLOR TV

its like the dead baby jokes, sick and wrong, but funny as hell at the same time
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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DaElite
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LOL, TY. Here is some other funny yams...

http://www.tvsian.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7481
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sponebob wrote: lol i am so cool i live by the computer and "pwn" everyone. oh and sometimes when my favorite anime cartoon comes on i play that too i am like go goku sesshuamaru and then they own their "nubs" in their amazing world like i do in my computer. and also that hentai turns me on. i like jerking off to sketch lines. i am so cool right?

kamex wrote: stop existing


PWN"T

JAJAJAJA
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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PWN"T
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Man, I have a good story for you guys.

Some weeks ago, this dude entered my server and asked me if he could be admin (wtf?). I told him it wasn't like that. I couldn't make admin everyone who asked me. He insisted and I gave him mod.
Some days after he asked if he could be admin...DAMN, he was annoying! I gave him admin powers so he'd shut the f*** up.
He's been on my server sometimes when I put it up.
This week he was on MSN. I told him i hadn't seen him in awhile. He asked me who I were... I reminded him of who I am and he asked me if I could put my server up, cuz he was bored.
I put it up and both of us went there. I left some time after that and he stayed there alone.
Some minutes later i entered the server with another name. He didnt even suspected it was me. Didn't even check if my Ip was the same of the server or not. We were 3 there and he asked if anyone wanted to battle. I challenged him. I won (mainly because he had 3 psychic pokes - latios, latias and mew2- and Kyogre, who were defeated by my dear blissey) and i asked if he could battle my OOber team.
We started battling and he said...NO DEOXYS or u'll be kicked. Me, through the server i asked him: -No deoxys?(cuz the server info says no pokemon bans!)
Meanwhile we were battling and once again i send blissey to pwn those OObers. He said: -And no blissey!
We proceeded our battle and he wrote: Casper(me): Yams off. He was trying to make me kick myself cuz he didn't like our battle (he was losing of course) since we both agreeded that flaming would be punished with a kick/ban.
That pissed me of!!! I took his admin powers and he started apologyzing in our battle (not knowing it was me :P ). I won and some time after that he started asking the server why he wasn't admin anymore.
Then I started giving him and explanation using Casper (not the server). He didn't get that it was me even after that!!
I switched teams and names...he said: wtf?
Him: you are a sneaky one....

Power abusing, heh?...trying to get opponent kicked and not allowing him to use those pokes, when he didn't clause them in his info! He knew he was wrong but he even tried to apologyze to me...
Actually this looks like I'd be angry but it was seriously fun!

Conclusion we all get from this: don't abuse of the ones who can't defend themselves cuz you may be doing something you'll regret! :lol:

EDIT: Lol, he didn't say Yams of! He said f*** of. I didn't know about the word filter...LOL.
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Sep 16 2004, 08:37 AM
Some weeks ago, this dude entered my server and asked me if he could be admin (wtf?). I told him it wasn't like that. I couldn't make admin everyone who asked me. He insisted and I gave him mod.
Some days after he asked if he could be admin...DAMN, he was annoying! I gave him admin powers so he'd shut the f*** up.

You got PWNT. All you had to do was tell him to stfu about asking or be kicked/tempbanned. Pansy :angry: Hell, I woulda prole tbanned his ass.

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Then I started giving him and explanation using Casper (not the server). He didn't get that it was me even after that!!

I found that funny...
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tupac1290: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
heh (GSC): ...
heh (GSC): tupac for kick
tupac1290: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
heh (GSC): I approve that message
Invincibility..T3ST signed on.
Invincibility..T3ST is away.
tupac1290: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
heh (GSC): go away nub
tupac1290: what u can't tell me what 2 do
Invincibility..T3ST: ._.
heh (GSC): lol
heh (GSC): wanna make yourself look more like an ass?
heh (GSC): here is the answer...keep talking :D
tupac1290: u can't see me
heh (GSC): ...
Invincibility..T3ST: xD
*** heh (GSC) shudders from utter nOObishness
tupac1290: I'll so fly
heh (GSC): no, you are high
heh (GSC): on shrooms
tupac1290: forget u
tupac1290 signed off.
heh (GSC): pwnt
oaznxbreakao signed off.
heh (GSC): jajajaja
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gotta add my swagger bliss story.
it should be posted somewhere on the forum
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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I think its in the flame board when you were talking bout that guy who you wanted to kill....
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FUCK THE FUCKING BOGSTANDARDASS SHIT

IT CAN SHOVE IT SO FUCKING FAR UP AN ELEPHANTS ASS IT COMES OUT ITS MOUTH

thats all, it is in the flame board
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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O_O, lets calm down...
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*tyranitar5578 eats popsicle to "cool down"
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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Good, I dont wanna have to start exercising OOber mod powers in this forum...
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heh, there was something funny, i forgot

oh yeah, the cookies in front of you

QUIT TANTALIZING ME BITCH
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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MY COOKIES@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i never gave you any foo!!!
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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*Ignazio STEALS COOKIES
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*tyranitar5578 shoots ignazio with an elephant gun
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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*Ignazio USES COUNTER

***Tyranitar5578 dies
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how the hell can you counter an elephant gun shot?

i cant die remember, i am a bug
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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Bullshit, I squash you with my Size 13 shoes :)
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end of ze world on funnyjunk.com

its friggin hilarious


AHHHHHHHHH MOTHER LAND!!!
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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Whats so funny?
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he was smoking on that moment XD
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