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| DaElite | Sep 3 2004, 01:30 AM Post #1 |
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Head Negro in Charge
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If you read anything on the Internet, encounter anything during a battle, see anything in the newspaper, or come across a funny picture or quote, post them here. |
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| DaElite | Sep 5 2004, 12:40 AM Post #2 |
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Head Negro in Charge
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Here is one. I thought this shit was hilarious. During my battle with Kevdude, Maya comes in and swears I was Bob. This convo happens in a PM after the battle. in which Kev forfeited after being PWNT 6-2... new team: lol new team: u r such a fool new team: u thot i was Bob? F.F Mayakashi: omg you are so fuckin BOB F.F Mayakashi: si F.F Mayakashi: who is u new team: LOL new team: i give u two chances to guess who this be F.F Mayakashi: Ace new team: no foo F.F Mayakashi: adorkbale new team: you are dumb as hell new team: try again F.F Mayakashi: Flameout? new team: wtf? new team: try again F.F Mayakashi: hmmmmmmm new team: name any good battlers you know of F.F Mayakashi: Pantera F.F Mayakashi: Gloxie F.F Mayakashi: Freecube F.F Mayakashi: bassie new team: ... new team: not yet F.F Mayakashi: >.> F.F Mayakashi: hmmmmmmmm F.F Mayakashi: HMMMM! new team: well F.F Mayakashi: killersim F.F Mayakashi: kusanagi new team: dont know of any good gsc battlers? F.F Mayakashi: i just named many new team: any others? F.F Mayakashi: Finglonger new team: nope F.F Mayakashi: Flame060 F.F Mayakashi: Ignazio,,,well he sucks <-- I think he said that since you focus on r/s now new team: lol new team: any others F.F Mayakashi: hmmmmmmm new team: dam no other good gsc battlers? F.F Mayakashi: no new team: dam F.F Mayakashi: ...who is u new team: i must suck ass in gsc then compared to what u sayin new team: F.F Mayakashi: TSS new team: grrrr F.F Mayakashi: WHO THE FUCK ARE U! F.F Mayakashi: you are TSS? new team: name any of your friends that are good gsc battlers F.F Mayakashi: just tell me u stupid bitch!!! lol F.F Mayakashi: Nicoli new team: ... new team: i wouldnt go name calling if i were you new team: ... new team: whats my name foo? F.F Mayakashi: FM u dick new team: no u prick F.F Mayakashi: then who new team: grrrr new team: gawd, u really do have a small brain F.F Mayakashi: si F.F Mayakashi: who is u new team: who teases your dumbass all the time? new team: and can get away with it? F.F Mayakashi: HKnux new team: grrr new team: a gscer new team: foo F.F Mayakashi: Master of da univers F.F Mayakashi: OMG DAELITE! new team: ? F.F Mayakashi: MoDu is a fag F.F Mayakashi: i can take him new team: dam, u stupid ass low-intelligence bitch F.F Mayakashi: you are DaElite new team: ... new team: you are so dam stupid its amazing F.F Mayakashi: FM? F.F Mayakashi: you have to be new team: grrr new team: why? F.F Mayakashi: cuz he's a bitch just like u new team: lol new team: har har F.F Mayakashi: stfu FM new team: lol new team: im not him new team: ok ok new team: i gave u so many dam clues new team: i said... new team: i wouldnt call me names if i were u new team: what does that iinsinuate? F.F Mayakashi: ... F.F Mayakashi: ur mean new team: lol new team: XD new team: this is roffling my waffle F.F Mayakashi: who are you new team: cmon F.F Mayakashi: tell me u new team: try again F.F Mayakashi: do i know u? F.F Mayakashi: personally? new team: yes foo new team: dumbass new team: Mayakashi: in person? new team: no new team: lol new team: this is so dam funny new team: alright new team: i go by many names new team: many of which u know new team: i have been one of the few to beat your dumbass new team: without haxing Mayakashi: ... new team: wut Mayakashi: WHO U FAGGOT! new team: lol new team: i beat you 3-0 new team: well, would have been 4-0 new team: dam 1hp left umbreon new team: still dont know? Mayakashi: nope new team: ... new team: i am in college Mayakashi: i dont pay that much attention Mayakashi: SNES new team: no Mayakashi: Flameout new team: a great school Mayakashi: DaElite new team: O_O new team: yay! new team: ... Mayakashi: it is you? new team: AM i? new team: what would make you think I am? Mayakashi: omfg Mayakashi: college? new team: lol new team: ya new team: Emory ring a bell? Mayakashi: U STUPID FAG new team: lol new team: u r so stoopid Mayakashi: so you ARE DaElite? new team: why would i be? new team: I am him of whom you speak of F.F Mayakashi: eh F.F Mayakashi: Bob new team: im not Bob foo F.F Mayakashi: OK WHO! F.F Mayakashi: hold on *DaElite changes team right here... DaElite (test): X fucking D F.F Mayakashi: U FUK! F.F Mayakashi: U FUCKER DaElite (test): lol F.F Mayakashi: i knew it was you, i was about to try and ban you to see if there was an authority conflict <-- Bullshit! He could have sworn I was many different people DaElite (test): lol DaElite (test): u could have DaElite (test): since it was my user name DaElite (test): not an adminned name DaElite (test): DaElite (test): u fuck F.F Mayakashi: so? you cant ban someone on another name if they are modded on a diff one DaElite (test): ummm DaElite (test): what i was saying DaElite (test): i was a normal user DaElite (test): u prole could have banned me DaElite (test): even tho i am an admin on other names |
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| Ignazio | Sep 5 2004, 08:00 AM Post #3 |
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Pokemon Legend
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Maya says I suck well he has another thing coming when the Ignazio Maniacts run wild on you. |
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| DaElite | Sep 6 2004, 12:52 AM Post #4 |
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Here is another... Flare: you should make yo own server DaElite (test): well DaElite (test): i thot of that DaElite (test): but i dont know how Flare: you been around for 2 years and can't even make a server DaElite (test): dude DaElite (test): i just run things DaElite (test): not make them DaElite (test): Flare: brb DaElite (test): k Flare: *-_-* DaElite (test): ? Flare: i just like making sign not noing what none of them mean DaElite (test): olol DaElite (test): battle? Flare: sure Flare: anytime now DaElite (test): return Flare: y me DaElite (test): lol DaElite (test): cuz DaElite (test): im secksier DaElite (test): thats why Flare: nah DaElite (test): ... Flare has returned. <--- Server Message DaElite (test):
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 15 2004, 11:08 PM Post #5 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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heh, i just choose not to talk to the mexicans because they are gay. so i dont have any funnies right now |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| DaElite | Sep 15 2004, 11:14 PM Post #6 |
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Head Negro in Charge
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Thats so mean, and yet so funny at the same time
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 15 2004, 11:49 PM Post #7 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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thats cuz IM NOT RACIST, I HAVE A COLOR TV its like the dead baby jokes, sick and wrong, but funny as hell at the same time |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| DaElite | Sep 16 2004, 12:08 AM Post #8 |
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LOL, TY. Here is some other funny yams... http://www.tvsian.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7481 |
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 16 2004, 12:33 AM Post #9 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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sponebob wrote: lol i am so cool i live by the computer and "pwn" everyone. oh and sometimes when my favorite anime cartoon comes on i play that too i am like go goku sesshuamaru and then they own their "nubs" in their amazing world like i do in my computer. and also that hentai turns me on. i like jerking off to sketch lines. i am so cool right? kamex wrote: stop existing PWN"T JAJAJAJA |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| DaElite | Sep 16 2004, 12:35 AM Post #10 |
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Head Negro in Charge
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| Morais | Sep 16 2004, 07:37 AM Post #11 |
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Man, I have a good story for you guys. Some weeks ago, this dude entered my server and asked me if he could be admin (wtf?). I told him it wasn't like that. I couldn't make admin everyone who asked me. He insisted and I gave him mod. Some days after he asked if he could be admin...DAMN, he was annoying! I gave him admin powers so he'd shut the f*** up. He's been on my server sometimes when I put it up. This week he was on MSN. I told him i hadn't seen him in awhile. He asked me who I were... I reminded him of who I am and he asked me if I could put my server up, cuz he was bored. I put it up and both of us went there. I left some time after that and he stayed there alone. Some minutes later i entered the server with another name. He didnt even suspected it was me. Didn't even check if my Ip was the same of the server or not. We were 3 there and he asked if anyone wanted to battle. I challenged him. I won (mainly because he had 3 psychic pokes - latios, latias and mew2- and Kyogre, who were defeated by my dear blissey) and i asked if he could battle my OOber team. We started battling and he said...NO DEOXYS or u'll be kicked. Me, through the server i asked him: -No deoxys?(cuz the server info says no pokemon bans!) Meanwhile we were battling and once again i send blissey to pwn those OObers. He said: -And no blissey! We proceeded our battle and he wrote: Casper(me): Yams off. He was trying to make me kick myself cuz he didn't like our battle (he was losing of course) since we both agreeded that flaming would be punished with a kick/ban. That pissed me of!!! I took his admin powers and he started apologyzing in our battle (not knowing it was me ). I won and some time after that he started asking the server why he wasn't admin anymore.Then I started giving him and explanation using Casper (not the server). He didn't get that it was me even after that!! I switched teams and names...he said: wtf? Him: you are a sneaky one.... Power abusing, heh?...trying to get opponent kicked and not allowing him to use those pokes, when he didn't clause them in his info! He knew he was wrong but he even tried to apologyze to me... Actually this looks like I'd be angry but it was seriously fun! Conclusion we all get from this: don't abuse of the ones who can't defend themselves cuz you may be doing something you'll regret! :lol: EDIT: Lol, he didn't say Yams of! He said f*** of. I didn't know about the word filter...LOL. |
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| DaElite | Sep 16 2004, 09:28 AM Post #12 |
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You got PWNT. All you had to do was tell him to stfu about asking or be kicked/tempbanned. Pansy :angry: Hell, I woulda prole tbanned his ass.
I found that funny... |
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| DaElite | Sep 18 2004, 12:19 AM Post #13 |
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tupac1290: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa heh (GSC): ... heh (GSC): tupac for kick tupac1290: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk heh (GSC): I approve that message Invincibility..T3ST signed on. Invincibility..T3ST is away. tupac1290: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk heh (GSC): go away nub tupac1290: what u can't tell me what 2 do Invincibility..T3ST: ._. heh (GSC): lol heh (GSC): wanna make yourself look more like an ass? heh (GSC): here is the answer...keep talking tupac1290: u can't see me heh (GSC): ... Invincibility..T3ST: xD *** heh (GSC) shudders from utter nOObishness tupac1290: I'll so fly heh (GSC): no, you are high heh (GSC): on shrooms tupac1290: forget u tupac1290 signed off. heh (GSC): pwnt oaznxbreakao signed off. heh (GSC): jajajaja |
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 25 2004, 09:21 PM Post #14 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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gotta add my swagger bliss story. it should be posted somewhere on the forum |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| DaElite | Sep 25 2004, 09:22 PM Post #15 |
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I think its in the flame board when you were talking bout that guy who you wanted to kill.... |
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 25 2004, 09:31 PM Post #16 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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FUCK THE FUCKING BOGSTANDARDASS SHIT IT CAN SHOVE IT SO FUCKING FAR UP AN ELEPHANTS ASS IT COMES OUT ITS MOUTH thats all, it is in the flame board |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| DaElite | Sep 25 2004, 09:31 PM Post #17 |
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O_O, lets calm down... |
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 25 2004, 09:34 PM Post #18 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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*tyranitar5578 eats popsicle to "cool down" |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| DaElite | Sep 25 2004, 09:35 PM Post #19 |
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Good, I dont wanna have to start exercising OOber mod powers in this forum... |
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 25 2004, 10:07 PM Post #20 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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heh, there was something funny, i forgot oh yeah, the cookies in front of you QUIT TANTALIZING ME BITCH |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| Ignazio | Sep 25 2004, 10:08 PM Post #21 |
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Pokemon Legend
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MY COOKIES@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 25 2004, 10:12 PM Post #22 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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i never gave you any foo!!! |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| Ignazio | Sep 25 2004, 10:13 PM Post #23 |
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Pokemon Legend
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*Ignazio STEALS COOKIES |
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 25 2004, 10:14 PM Post #24 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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*tyranitar5578 shoots ignazio with an elephant gun |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| Ignazio | Sep 25 2004, 10:15 PM Post #25 |
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Pokemon Legend
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*Ignazio USES COUNTER ***Tyranitar5578 dies |
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 25 2004, 10:16 PM Post #26 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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how the hell can you counter an elephant gun shot? i cant die remember, i am a bug |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| DaElite | Sep 26 2004, 03:31 AM Post #27 |
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Head Negro in Charge
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Bullshit, I squash you with my Size 13 shoes
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| tyranitar5578 | Sep 29 2004, 01:35 AM Post #28 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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end of ze world on funnyjunk.com its friggin hilarious AHHHHHHHHH MOTHER LAND!!! |
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| DaElite | Sep 29 2004, 01:58 PM Post #29 |
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Whats so funny? |
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| Zerao | Sep 29 2004, 02:24 PM Post #30 |
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Me are best then j00
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he was smoking on that moment XD |
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Mod zera0 has kicked (test)gg Shabunga: gsc are you an old woman?-talking to Daelite " I got a F an a C and I got a K too, and the only thing is missing is a bitch like U" ---> Marilyn Manson | |
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). I won and some time after that he started asking the server why he wasn't admin anymore.

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