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Teh funnies...
Topic Started: Sep 3 2004, 01:30 AM (2,451 Views)
DaElite
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Yu Gi Oh one is ok, Ill have to look at them again.
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Yu Gi Oh one is ok, Ill have to look at them again.
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Instead of Yugi, its Iggy... lol, that's creative...
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I got this email from a female friend of mine...



A Black Man walks into a prestigious private bank in midtown Manhattan

> and asks for the loan officer who politely tries to direct him to a
> more...commercial establishment. The Black Man says he's going to
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> Europe on a business trip for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The

> loan officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
> loan, so the Black Man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The
> car is parked on the street in front of the bank. He has all the
> papers including the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees
> to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee of the bank
> then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage
> and parks it there. The news quickly spreads throughout the bank and
> over lunch, the bank's president and it's officers all enjoy a good
> laugh at the "ni*%er's"expense for using a $250,000 Rolls as
> collateral against a $5,000 loan.
>
> Two weeks later, the Black Man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
> interest, which comes to $20.41.
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> The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
> business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are
> a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
> that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
> bother to borrow $5,000?"
>
> The Black Man replies. "Where else in New York City can I park my car
> for two weeks for only $20.41 and expect it to be there when I
> return?" (A Smart Black Man.)






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Fulgore04
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Lolz, I heard the same joke, but it was a blonde
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DaElite
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That black man is genius - reminds me of...me!
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zOMG E-Bay song
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DaElite
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That black man is genius - reminds me of...me!

<_<... right, lol

And DT, lol, where'd you find that?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Dark Trooper
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Portuguese forum where there's also a thread about "the funnies"
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Funny as hell. I knew it was to the N Sync beat as soon as I saw the lyrics.
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r.o.f.l.

Silly Cats

Just. r.o.f.l.
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Hell yeah that shit is funny. I have that on my other computer and posted a link with that same video a while ago I believe. I like when the cat attacked the dog :)
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hehe, i liked it when the cat leaps out towards the kid, hehehe :)
Form is temporary, class is permanent. Cheers gaffa!
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And he falls down. ROFL. I really like the one where the cat jumps toward the light on the wall and falls. The other classic is when it jumps on the table, falls, and everything on the table falls on him.
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The cactus part is hilarious, imo.
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Ha, that cat got pwned son.
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What I find funny is DK's 2nd signature... psycho lamb!!!
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I think DK's sig is > all. Yes, even mine.
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Memo to all students:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed on the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATION EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).


Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERESTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

This course empathises how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).


Yours sincerely,
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That shit is the funniest thing Ive read in a while.
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LOL!

Just...

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LOL :lol:
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No seriously, I wonder who invested the time in writing that up since it obviously isnt something real...
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That S.H.I.T. was funny :lol:

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Begin Turn #11
Groudon used Dig!
(26 damage)
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Snorlax used Yawn!
Snorlax made Groudon drowsy!
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The sunlight is strong.
Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #11
eli's Groudon: 77 HP
BaStard Bum's Snorlax: 303 HP

Begin Turn #12
Groudon dug a hole!
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Snorlax used Return!
Snorlax's attack missed!
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The sunlight is strong.
Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Groudon fell asleep!
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Ixion[gsc]: pidgey is a dumb bird who shits on trainers heads
Ixion[gsc]: that's why ash has always got a cape

Sir DK: well uu can be unpredictable
RM: not when it's me playing
RM: =o
Sir DK: you know all the movesets and everthing? o.o
RM: i'm just saying I suck at it
Sir DK: oh
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what the fuck happened then???

Edit: nvm, I tested it. The dig user goes up when attacked.
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Lol, i think the funnier thing was,

GROUDON WITH DIG?!

LMAO!
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Why the FUCK does Groudon have Dig?
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Because it is a really powerful attack that can't be compared to Earthquake?
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Ixion[gsc]: pidgey is a dumb bird who shits on trainers heads
Ixion[gsc]: that's why ash has always got a cape

Sir DK: well uu can be unpredictable
RM: not when it's me playing
RM: =o
Sir DK: you know all the movesets and everthing? o.o
RM: i'm just saying I suck at it
Sir DK: oh
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Hopefully there was sarcasium there... lol
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Morais
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Oh damn, I thought you wouldn't figure it out =]

I started to think the Groudon would stay inside the hole and I would have to EQ him =/
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Ixion[gsc]: pidgey is a dumb bird who shits on trainers heads
Ixion[gsc]: that's why ash has always got a cape

Sir DK: well uu can be unpredictable
RM: not when it's me playing
RM: =o
Sir DK: you know all the movesets and everthing? o.o
RM: i'm just saying I suck at it
Sir DK: oh
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somehow I read graveler... ._.
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