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~*~*~*the What-if Thread*~*~*~
Topic Started: Jan 25 2006, 11:52 PM (1,444 Views)
DaElite
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Then people would find new ways to express their internet laughter.

What if text messaging didnt exist?
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Fulgore04
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I wouldn't of had to pay an additional $19.20 for my billing last month.... LMAO!

What if print cartridges could be free to refill?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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JAQ187
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Than my dad would save a few bucks each year.

What if the driving age is moved to 21?
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DaElite
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That will never happen. Teens have to work...

What if Israel and Lebanon stopped fighting tomorrow?
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JAQ187
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Than the war protestors will be happy.

What if this: http://www.geocities.com/newageinternational/Vajra1.html

was true? (about meteor hitting earth in 2036).
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Fulgore04
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Thanks for summing it up :P. Um, I would be hella freaked to find out I die at 46 :(!!!

What if we had no teeth?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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JAQ187
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Than we wouldn't be able to eat much candy.... :( :(

What if we had a 25% chance of death while sleeping?
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DaElite
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We would find other ways to recover.

What if we couldnt sleep?
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Fulgore04
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Omg no more fantasy dreams about Carmen Electra!!! :blink:

Oh, crap, did I say that out loud?! lol.

What if we could sleep for days on end without waking up?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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JAQ187
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Than we would use our alarm clocks to wake us up. You prob wouldn't so you could dream about her forever :P

What if our asses switched position with our....ya?
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Fulgore04
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Then you'd have to have sex backwards?!... Whoa...

What if there was no such thing as talkshows?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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JAQ187
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Than people's issues would go unheard of...it depends on the talk show.

What if Everyone spoke the same language?
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Fulgore04
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Then translators would be out of a job... and I wouldn't need french... lol.

What IF you could only eat one Lays chip?!
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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DaElite
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Ha, I never can!

What if cheesecake did not exist?
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Fulgore04
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Then the world would of been destroyed for lack of taste.

What if the Olsen twins weren't twins?!
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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DaElite
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Then their resemblance would still suggest it.

What if Lindsay Lohan did indeed get a boob job?
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Fulgore04
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Then that wuold of answered A LOT of questions...

What if you couldn't get cavities?
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DaElite
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Then people would probably start neglecting their mouth a bit...

What if gum was not invented?
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Fulgore04
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Then man would I blow it on my dates... LOL.

What if pop didn't exist? (Soda for you AMERICANS! :P)
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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JAQ187
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Than people would probably drink more alcohol.

What if animals knew what we were saying?

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Fulgore04
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Then some of them would kill us if we said some of the things like "I'ma kill this b*tch for his ivory".

What if humans had wings?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Then we'd be almost unique among mammles

What if pokemon all the sudden appeared on our planet?
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Death Knight
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Then we would capture 'um all and then experiment with there internal organs.

What if humans had two hearts instead of one?
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DaElite
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Then we may would have more endurance.

What if blogs were banned?
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Fulgore04
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Then people would vent in public, and probably get shot. lol.

What if humans were all colour blind?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Death Knight
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Then we would probably invent something to cure it.

What if humans never invented fire?
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Fulgore04
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Then we wouldn't be having this conversation; we'd be non-existant.

What if the speed of light wasn't all that fast at all?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Death Knight
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How fast would it be?

What if Aliens knocked on your door?
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DaElite
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Id get my gun...

What if preseason sports didnt exist?
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Then it would probably be a lot harder for new players and coaches

What if instead of series being best of 5 or 7 they were best of 4 or 6; and if the teams drew the series, both were elimiated?
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