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~*~*~*the What-if Thread*~*~*~
Topic Started: Jan 25 2006, 11:52 PM (1,445 Views)
JAQ187
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Than I would be skydiving without a chute every day.

What if miracle never revived all these topics?
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DaElite
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The forum would be crawling along on crutches.

What if I got tired of pokemon and decided to give it up next year on my birthday?
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You'll still be on this forums, got that, buddy?! :angry:

What if god wouldn't let me pass 9999 posts?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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DaElite
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Then that would be quite hilarious

What if lightning struck your house?
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My parents would be happy... Got to love how insurance works, lol...

What if Cell phones didn't give you brain cancer?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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DaElite
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That is debatable...

What if inflation didnt exist?
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The Stockmarket crash of 1929? wouldn't of happened, and Germany wouldn't of been in such a huge hole cuz their money would of meant more (They made more bills, and then they dropped in price)... Which would mean that Hitler wouldn't have a "logical" reason to run for ruler... Thus, THERE WOULD BE NO WW2! lmao.

What if a lightbulb blew up in front of you?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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JAQ187
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If the glass went in my eyes I would be in serious pain.

What if all unhealthy foods were taken away?
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Then I would have barely anything to eat.

What if candy was considered a legitimate food group?
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I wouldn't care! =o

What if I were making this post just to get 999 posts, which may probably be true?
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DaElite
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Then I would be sorta surprised.

What if I decided to leave when I hit my 20,000th post?
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Dark Trooper
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I'd punch your face :)


oh and the boards would die, insignificant problem...


What if we didn't have any holidays?
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Then we wouldnt get presents and tons of good food.

What if the president was selected strictly by members of Congress?
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Then Arnold S. wouldn't be able to go up the chain! :P

What if calculators didn't exist?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Death Knight
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The we would use our brains more often! :P


What if Albert Einstein was never born?
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Then we may have never had someone to deliver to us such revolutionary theories.

What if animal testing had been prohibited?
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Then there'd be more animals that would take over the world!!! :o

What if girls didn't wear lipstick?
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We would see more natural beauty.

What if purses werent invented?
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Then we wouldn't have to see the stereotype of weak defenseless women losing their purse to a mugger... cuz we all know, they aint defenseless (GUARD YOUR CROTCH AND SHINS!)

What if the microphone wasn't invented?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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JAQ187
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Than people on stage would need to shout or something else would have been invented.

What if calculators were never invented?
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Dark Trooper
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What if calculators didn't exist? - Fulgore

What if calculators were never invented? - JAQ


Kinda repetitive heh? Think of sth else :)
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Fulgore04
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I was first so blah! :P lol

What if there was no myth about the pot of gold?! :o
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Death Knight
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Then zee Leprechaun would live in peace.

What if we could turn stone into gold?
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That'd be fucking awesome... But then everything would be so expensive! lol

What if we didn't sweat?
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JAQ187
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LOL I didn't even notice fulgore said that.

If we didn't sweat our body would combust or something.

ok how about this one than...

What if calculators weren't permitted in school?
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Fulgore04
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Then I'd imagine Calculus would be close to IMPOSSIBLE! lol.

Heh, whoops, forgot the question. Lol. What if gravity worked oppositely? As in, nothing falls, it goes up.
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Then we would all live in space, and nothing could go hurtaling into the sun because it would merely bounce back due to the new laws of gravity. We also would not be able to launch satalites into space as they would merely be like a pinball bouncing "off" each planat/stars gravity, and black holes would work differently but that hurts my head, sucking us away from the hole. I'm guessing earth wouldn't be stable either, seeing as it's core wouldn't have any pressure pushing down on it, so technically the earth would just be a mess of hot rock, iron and shit floating around in space like a piece of mushy poop that broke into pieces when it was being flushed.

But meh, we wouldn't know that because we would all hurdle into space and not breath and die and that wouldn't be cool.

Anyway, what if TJ stopped making questions about him leaving the forums.
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^ Whoa, the answer of a lifetime! :P

And if he stopped... He'd stop, lol, nobody bought the "threats" (if you can call them that :) lol.

What if the macarana never existed?!
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Then the band who created it would never have become or forgotten one hit wonder, they just would have been forgotten.

What if Batman could beat up Superman?

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The Requiem: um.
The Requiem: ok.
The Requiem: 3 episodes later you launch an attack, amirite
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Then Batman would run the Justice League... And that would be odd, cuz he barely shows up... A leader that stays in a cave... nice pick, guys. <_<

Lolz, what if there were no "lol" or "lmao"?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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