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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 11 2006, 06:35 PM (243 Views) | |
| [Miracle] | Jul 11 2006, 06:35 PM Post #1 |
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Yes, I was bored and looking at how the really active 10+ topics were dying out, so I tried to think up a topic that could keep going. This topic is an ongoing Yo Mamma contest, each poster gets one yo mamma joke per post, and lets see who can keep the topic going. woot. I'll start with a crappy one. Yo mamma's so stupid she failed a survey. |
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| Gunner | Jul 11 2006, 08:55 PM Post #2 |
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Yo momma so fat in third grade she sat next to.....evrybody |
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| DaElite | Jul 11 2006, 10:03 PM Post #3 |
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^Wootm, made me grin. Yo mamma so retarded, that she walked into the store that said "must have shoes on" and she asked, "On what?" |
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| Death Knight | Jul 12 2006, 07:04 AM Post #4 |
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It is in Men that we must place our hope.
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Yo momma's a cute, cuddly, cotton filled toy! |
Form is temporary, class is permanent. Cheers gaffa!![]() ![]() *random funny quote coming soon* | |
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| Fulgore04 | Jul 12 2006, 08:15 AM Post #5 |
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"What time is it?! GAME TIME!"
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... NO! TAKE IT BACK!!! :angry: lol Yo momma so fat, I ran around her once, and beat the Terry Fox record. |
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| [Miracle] | Jul 12 2006, 02:59 PM Post #6 |
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Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. |
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| Gunner | Jul 12 2006, 07:26 PM Post #7 |
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Yo momma's like a police station dicks go in day and night |
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| DaElite | Jul 12 2006, 11:27 PM Post #8 |
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Head Negro in Charge
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Whoa! Yall try your hardest to keep it clean.. Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get an airline ticket, they charged her for repairs that would be needed since she put the plane over the maximum load allowed. |
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| Death Knight | Jul 12 2006, 11:55 PM Post #9 |
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Yo momma can talk to the hand, because the face aint looking! |
Form is temporary, class is permanent. Cheers gaffa!![]() ![]() *random funny quote coming soon* | |
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| Fulgore04 | Jul 13 2006, 07:58 AM Post #10 |
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HEY, mine's was clean... Geez! Lol |
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought... ^ Fear Him, He Is Ray Lewis... Ravens 07, B*tches! ![]() Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Dawkins Presents, "The Dawkplex" The Spoils... I'm Expired... | |
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| Gunner | Jul 13 2006, 09:49 AM Post #11 |
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....some pple say global warming.....But i say.. Yo momma so fat that where she stands sshe drags the earth closer to the sun O_o |
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| JAQ187 | Jul 13 2006, 09:41 PM Post #12 |
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No Chance
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Your mom's like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and is easy to turn on. Mom jokes are so old. |
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| Fulgore04 | Jul 13 2006, 09:56 PM Post #13 |
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But they're so effective though... My god! lol. |
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought... ^ Fear Him, He Is Ray Lewis... Ravens 07, B*tches! ![]() Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Dawkins Presents, "The Dawkplex" The Spoils... I'm Expired... | |
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| [Miracle] | Jul 15 2006, 03:07 PM Post #14 |
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You're right, I can't talk about your mom, I don't even know the guy
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| Fulgore04 | Jul 16 2006, 06:51 AM Post #15 |
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Wait, this thread wasn't made because of that damn show on MTV, Yo Mamma, is it? |
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| [Miracle] | Jul 16 2006, 07:18 AM Post #16 |
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No, I was actually just bored lol. |
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| Fulgore04 | Jul 16 2006, 10:30 AM Post #17 |
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Oh okay, cuz MTV has this show called "Yo Mamma" which is just random guys on the street making disses at each other, to see who's the best. The host is the person who plays Fezz in That 70's Show. |
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| Dark Trooper | Jul 18 2006, 02:47 PM Post #18 |
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BORAT BORAT BORAT
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Bump bump bump! I love this topic! Don't let it die! >.> Yo mamma's so fat that her passport photo takes up two pages. Yo mamma's so fat that her butt-shadow weighs 50 pounds. Yo mamma's so fat that she's on BOTH sides of the family. Yo mamma's so fat that, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo mamma's so fat that her portrait falls off the wall. ^Some regarding teh fatn3s5 |
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| Death Knight | Jul 18 2006, 03:09 PM Post #19 |
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damn the fat, ugly, etc jokes are ooooold... i remember them in my primary school years |
Form is temporary, class is permanent. Cheers gaffa!![]() ![]() *random funny quote coming soon* | |
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| Fulgore04 | Jul 18 2006, 03:43 PM Post #20 |
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WOW, DT with the ownage jokes... Though, they weren't actually his...
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Hmm... Ain't That A Thought... ^ Fear Him, He Is Ray Lewis... Ravens 07, B*tches! ![]() Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Dawkins Presents, "The Dawkplex" The Spoils... I'm Expired... | |
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| Dark Trooper | Jul 18 2006, 04:28 PM Post #21 |
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Yea I read them on the game I've been playing, Cue Club, in a chat-room. I remembered this topic and selected the funnier ones, then posted. |
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| Fulgore04 | Jul 18 2006, 08:34 PM Post #22 |
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I liked that one... I unno why, lol. |
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| Gunner | Jul 18 2006, 09:36 PM Post #23 |
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Yo momma is so stupid that she fell UP the stairs |
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| Fulgore04 | Jul 18 2006, 10:27 PM Post #24 |
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Whoa, now that's defying the laws, buster! lmao. |
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| Gunner | Jul 19 2006, 06:09 AM Post #25 |
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lmao i like that 1
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| [Miracle] | Aug 25 2006, 04:39 PM Post #26 |
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Yo mamma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl. |
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My amazing avatar is credited to aragornbird. SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: FULL POWER The Requiem: um. The Requiem: ok. The Requiem: 3 episodes later you launch an attack, amirite | |
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| tyranitar5578 | Aug 25 2006, 04:42 PM Post #27 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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yo momma so stupid, she had to climb over the glass wall to see what was on the other side. you momma so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway with a steamroller |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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| Death Knight | Aug 26 2006, 12:43 AM Post #28 |
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lol, nice. |
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| Fulgore04 | Aug 26 2006, 08:43 AM Post #29 |
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Well, the glass could of been covered with something... :mellow: ... Nah, lol. I liked that one, and the ironing pants one
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Hmm... Ain't That A Thought... ^ Fear Him, He Is Ray Lewis... Ravens 07, B*tches! ![]() Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Dawkins Presents, "The Dawkplex" The Spoils... I'm Expired... | |
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| tyranitar5578 | Nov 1 2006, 10:01 PM Post #30 |
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Knight Who Says NI!
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they are basically my own, nobody else ever says those, so hopefully you have a few new and somewhat original ones |
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Battling with Morais: [Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon [Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead LugiaFreak1 posted: Forretess: - Spikes - Rapid Spin - Sandstorm - Explosion @Quickclaw If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker* Elite894: all fires speed > forry | |
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