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Yo Mamma
Topic Started: Jul 11 2006, 06:35 PM (245 Views)
[Miracle]
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Yes, I was bored and looking at how the really active 10+ topics were dying out, so I tried to think up a topic that could keep going. This topic is an ongoing Yo Mamma contest, each poster gets one yo mamma joke per post, and lets see who can keep the topic going. woot. I'll start with a crappy one.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed a survey.
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SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: FULL POWER
The Requiem: um.
The Requiem: ok.
The Requiem: 3 episodes later you launch an attack, amirite
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Gunner
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Yo momma so fat in third grade she sat next to.....evrybody
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^Wootm, made me grin.

Yo mamma so retarded, that she walked into the store that said "must have shoes on" and she asked, "On what?"
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It is in Men that we must place our hope.
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Yo momma's a cute, cuddly, cotton filled toy!
Form is temporary, class is permanent. Cheers gaffa!
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Fulgore04
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... NO! TAKE IT BACK!!! :angry: lol

Yo momma so fat, I ran around her once, and beat the Terry Fox record.
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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[Miracle]
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Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
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SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: FULL POWER
The Requiem: um.
The Requiem: ok.
The Requiem: 3 episodes later you launch an attack, amirite
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Yo momma's like a police station dicks go in day and night
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Whoa! Yall try your hardest to keep it clean..

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get an airline ticket, they charged her for repairs that would be needed since she put the plane over the maximum load allowed.
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Yo momma can talk to the hand, because the face aint looking!
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Fulgore04
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HEY, mine's was clean... Geez! Lol
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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....some pple say global warming.....But i say..
Yo momma so fat that where she stands sshe drags the earth closer to the sun O_o
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Your mom's like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and is easy to turn on.

Mom jokes are so old.
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But they're so effective though... My god! lol.
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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[Miracle]
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JAQ187
Jul 13 2006, 10:41 PM
Mom jokes are so old.

You're right, I can't talk about your mom, I don't even know the guy :Winner:
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SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: FULL POWER
The Requiem: um.
The Requiem: ok.
The Requiem: 3 episodes later you launch an attack, amirite
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Fulgore04
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Wait, this thread wasn't made because of that damn show on MTV, Yo Mamma, is it?
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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No, I was actually just bored lol.
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SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: FULL POWER
The Requiem: um.
The Requiem: ok.
The Requiem: 3 episodes later you launch an attack, amirite
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Fulgore04
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Oh okay, cuz MTV has this show called "Yo Mamma" which is just random guys on the street making disses at each other, to see who's the best. The host is the person who plays Fezz in That 70's Show.
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Bump bump bump! I love this topic! Don't let it die! >.>

Yo mamma's so fat that her passport photo takes up two pages.
Yo mamma's so fat that her butt-shadow weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat that she's on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo mamma's so fat that, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mamma's so fat that her portrait falls off the wall.


^Some regarding teh fatn3s5
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damn the fat, ugly, etc jokes are ooooold... i remember them in my primary school years
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WOW, DT with the ownage jokes... Though, they weren't actually his... :P
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Fulgore04
Jul 18 2006, 08:43 PM
WOW, DT with the ownage jokes... Though, they weren't actually his... :P

Yea I read them on the game I've been playing, Cue Club, in a chat-room. I remembered this topic and selected the funnier ones, then posted.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she's on BOTH sides of the family.


I liked that one... I unno why, lol.
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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Yo momma is so stupid that she fell UP the stairs
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Whoa, now that's defying the laws, buster! lmao.
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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^ Fear Him, He Is Ray Lewis... Ravens 07, B*tches!

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lmao i like that 1 :D
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Yo mamma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My amazing avatar is credited to aragornbird.


SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: *** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
SAINT SEIYA VEGETA: FULL POWER
The Requiem: um.
The Requiem: ok.
The Requiem: 3 episodes later you launch an attack, amirite
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yo momma so stupid, she had to climb over the glass wall to see what was on the other side.

you momma so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway with a steamroller
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
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If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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lol, nice.
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tyranitar5578
Aug 25 2006, 04:42 PM
yo momma so stupid, she had to climb over the glass wall to see what was on the other side.

you momma so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway with a steamroller

Well, the glass could of been covered with something... :mellow: ... Nah, lol. I liked that one, and the ironing pants one :)
Hmm... Ain't That A Thought...

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^ Fear Him, He Is Ray Lewis... Ravens 07, B*tches!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Dawkins Presents, "The Dawkplex"


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tyranitar5578
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they are basically my own, nobody else ever says those, so hopefully you have a few new and somewhat original ones
Battling with Morais:
[Testing GSC] Bum: i've been effectively using 3 pokemon
[Testing GSC] Bum: the rest are all dead

LugiaFreak1 posted:
Forretess:
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Sandstorm
- Explosion
@Quickclaw
If they start with a fire type, my x4 weakness, they'll get an explosion. *snicker*
Elite894: all fires speed > forry
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