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Happy Bob vs. Adam Green; QFTG First Round Match
Topic Started: Mar 11 2008, 03:44 PM (311 Views)
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IPW Ignition
March 18, 2008
From IPW Arena in Atlantic City, NJ


Quest For The Gold Tournament
First Round Match

Happy Bob vs. Adam Green

RPing Rules: Each participant may RP once a day with a maximum of four RPs for the week. The deadline for RPs will be 5:00 PM CENTRAL TIME on Monday.
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-The Begining of the End-

Brand new. Those two words will be thrown around a lot this week, but what do they really mean. To the greatest athlete known to man, Adam Green, they mean a lot. Even more concerning the IPW. You see, this is a fresh start for IPW, “brand new” if you will. A chance to erase the history, which due to name copyrights and some other heap of bullshit Adam’s dominate World Title reign isn’t listed on the title history. However that’s another story for another day. Back to the new thing. This is a chance for Adam to do what he does best, from the start. Think about it. The very first Ignition show, Adam takes one step towards the IPW championship. If you don’t understand, which you probably don’t because living abortions like yourselves don’t understand things of great or complex nature, I will slow it down for you. Most records were meant to be broken, we know that, we live with it, and we accept it. We can only pray that we can hold those records for a long, time. History is the same way, it’s made to rewrite. Adam holds a lot of history, and even more records. The things that get him off, the things that make his cock hard are the ones which can never be changes. Yes I know what makes his cock hard because this is his conscious talking. So I would advise you pathetic pukes, especially Vixen not to claim they know, because facts are fact, truth is truth, Adam Green is God, and I know. The record, history I’m talking about is this. Adam Green will be known for two things when the dust settles. Number One. Adam Green will win his first match on IPW Ignition. Now you might say that might not mean much, but it will mean a whole hell of a lot to one man, Happy Bob. Because no matter what he does in the future, no matter when in time Adam Green decided to let someone else hold the IPW Championship, no matter what Happy Bob started his career as a loser! When people go back 50 years from now they’ll see a very familiar sight, someone losing to Adam Green. I say familiar sight because somewhere along the line everyone loses to Adam Green. Then there’s number 2. Adam Green will be, yes I’m making that guarantee early, the very first IPW Champion. Well you might say, “Adam’s conscious, that’s an awful big accusation to make. You don’t know some of the talent here, more importantly you don’t know what they are capable of.” Well, let me answer that. Incase you didn’t know, Adam Green is a wrestling titan, so I really don’t give a damn how good Jim Bob Joe back there is, because chances are, he’s half as good as Adam on his worst day. Adam Green will be the first IPW champion. That’s something NO ONE can change. Not even Christ himself. So with out further a due let’s let Adam Green tell you why…

“You have 3 new messages. First new message, Tuesday March 11th, 7:08 P.M. -

Adam, it’s Blaze. Listen I don’t know what’s going on with you but I haven’t heard from you in months. To be honest I’m worried sick. I thought we were working on something special, then after IOV closed you weren’t the same. You started to distance yourself from me. Call me back. I wanna know just what in the hell is wrong. If you’ve joined IPW, it BETTER not have anything to do with Vixen Frost."

Meh, skip.

“Next new message, Tuesday March 11th, 9:45 P.M. -

Adam, it’s Brittney…

Wow, I almost forgot what a sexy voice this chick has…

I was just calling to see if you needed anything. I think you made the right choice when you chose me for your new manager. I have all the qualities, if not better ones that any of your previous managers. And my ASS-ets, well you’ve already saw those big boy. Anyways, I’m sitting here all alone, in this big ass house you bought me wishing someone was here to…take care of me. Call me back GreenDaddy, I wanna see you. Byeee."

Yep, this is gonna work out really good. I can’t wait to get on top of my di…

“Last new message, Wednesday March 12th, 12:32 P.M. -

Adam, this is Ric Majors at IPW just calling you to inform you our first card has been booked. I am excited to inform you that you participate in a tournament for the IPW Championship…

Participate, shit I’ll win that bitch…

Starting at this weeks first Ignition. It will be a single elimination tournament, the brackets can be viewed at the IPW website if you wish. I’m not sure at the moment where on the card your match will take place…

It better be the fucking Main Event, I’m the goddamn talent here! People pay money to see me get beat! Which is exactly why wrestling companies get rich, because they keep paying to see me get beat, only it never happens!

…so you should be there before the show starts to ensure you don’t miss your match. We are still working on finishing the paper work for your manager Brittney Williams, so she should be cleared by Ignition. Good luck Mr. Green, and thank you for joining the IPW."

Yeah, you should thank me, with out me this place would be going no where in the fast lane.

Back in the saddle again. I wanna take the time to let all you know that you will hear from me just as much as Adam his self. I am, as I previously said, his conscious. So keep that in mind. I talk just as much, so listen up because at times he may not be as honest as he’d like, but I always am. I tell it how it is, and well if you don’t like it, Adam fixes that problem real quick.

It was a beautiful day outside. Sun was shining, the birds were signing, thought of IPW gold danced in my head. I was back in the ring for the first time in over a year. Don’t fill yourself with false security, I had no ring rust. I had hit the gym just as hard, if not harder than when I was on a current roster. I had been making movies, Oscar winning movies, Golden Globe winning movies. To make it simple, Adam Green is a start, and a success at what ever it is he so chooses to do.

I stood there in my bed room, a bed room fit for a king I might add, thinking about the future. I couldn’t turn it down. 300 thousand a year, with a 150 thousand signing bonus. The IPW really threw some money at me, so I had to accept. Besides…World Championships were my thing. I wanted another for the trophy case.


That sum bitch didn’t tell me who my opponent was…

I walked over towards the corner to my computer to check the IPW site, and find out who the poor soul was that was unlucky enough to get Adam Green in his first match on Ignition, more importantly who was unlucky enough to get Adam Green in a match with IPW Championship implications.

Humm…www.ImpactProWrestling.com.

I stopped in my tracks. Not because I was afraid, not because I though for a split second I could be defeated. I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes. IOV’s own resident asshole and politician Happy Bob was my opponent.

This will be interesting, I’ll be able to get my hands around his scrawny neck, and it’s about goddamned time.

Truth was I owed that son-of-a-bitch for a long time now. But I’d rather not get into my past with IOV…this is about a fresh start, so I’d stick to the here and no, the facts and the fiction. His fantasy ride wasn’t going to last long, I would promise you that.

Once down stairs I fixed myself some Juicy-Juice, yes I drink Juicy-Juice. Got a fucking problem with that?

Happy just doesn’t know what he got himself into. This isn’t setting behind a deck moving talent around like pawns on a checker board. This is Frontlines: Fuel of War shit. This is the battle field. I hope he’s buckled his seat belt for this little adventure of his, because I plan to take him further than he ever wanted to go, and keep him there hell of a lot longer than he wanted to stay.


RINNNNNNG…RINNNNNG…

Who now…fuck it, I’ll let the answering machine get it.

“You’ve reached the home of Adam Green, The Anarchic One…leave it.

BEEP.


Adam…Chris Chambers…TapOut INC. Good news. We just spoke with Dana White over at UFC and he’s agreed to allow us to license some of your shirts. This is great news for us here at TapOut because we are now branching into the sports entertainment industry.


I hate the term “Sports Entertainment”. It sounds so fake.


So with that being said, all I need is a verbal acceptance and we can get production underway on your very first authentic TapOut shirt. Thank you and have a great day."

Nice.

It was time to hit up the gym, my flight for New Jersey didn’t leave out until Sunday night.

Happy Bob…

I couldn’t help but laugh to myself. This was going to be great.

“Looking back at me…I see that I never really got it right.”

I took out my cell…

-Incoming Call: Brittney-

Yeah…

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy sexy…

What up girl…

Nothing just got out of the shower, and I mean just got out. I’m still dripping wet. Want to see a pic…

Yeah, shoot that to my phone. Listen I was about to hit up the gym, let me get back to you in a lil bit. Don’t forget out flight leaves Sunday Night from Knoxville Airport…

Can I come to your house, and follow you there. I’m still kinda lost here in Knoxville. It’s a big change from where I was from, you know moving up here and all…

That’s straight. I’ll get at you in a bit, we might go grab some food or something. We need to get to know each other, if you’re gonna by my eyes out there. We gotta be close…

Oh I have a feeling we are going to get REAL close. Hehe…

Yeah, I got ya. Later…

Byeeee…

Once I got on my way towards the gym, my mind began to wonder off onto the upcoming Ignition…and Happy Bob.

Happy this is the part where you need to listen up, and listen up good. Because the simple fact is before I even get started, regardless of what I have to say one thing remains the same…WHEN ICONS…the means me…BITCHES…like you, listen. I’ve seen a million faces Happy, and I’ve watches even more fall…at my feet. This ain’t the “good-ole” days of the IOV. You can’t hid behind your desk, and your pen. This is as real as it gets. This is a punishing sport. This is full contact fighting. Just be sure this is what you want. I’m a big dog in this industry Happy. I’m a very big deal. Now I know your not the sharpest and brightest crayon in the box so I’m going to give you a few metaphors to think about. And I’ll speak in your language to make sure you understand. Me Ball Park Jumbo Bun Sized Franks, You Vienna Sausage. Me play for championships, You sit on the bench in pre-season. Me define clutch in crunch time, You choke in the opening minutes. Catch my drift?

To do what I do, and how I do it you’ve got to have two things, heart and talent. Fact of the matter is I have more “heart” than you have “talent” and more “talent” than you have “heart”. If you want it harshly honest, I’m better than you, and the pathetic piece of shit that taught you how to do what ever it is you think you know how to do.

At Ignition I’m coming after you. I’m coming after that number one spot. I’m coming after that IPW World Championship. But more importantly Happy, I’m coming after history, I’m coming after the record books. I highly doubt you have what it takes to stop me. I really don’t think you have the mind set to stand in the same ring with me Happy. I don’t think you can do it. Tell me what’s it going to be like to stand across the ring from me, knowing I’m got my eyes locked on the IPW Championship. Damn man, I bet it would be like a episode of Fear Factor for you. Testing your inner most strength, just to stand and face me. That’s some serious shit Happy. I’m coming Happy. I’m coming for you, for the number one spot and that title "harder" than a 4-hour Viagra erection. Let’s just say, for the sake of the metaphor, I hope you got plenty of “stroke”.

Soon my name will be associated with the gold Happy. My name will be printed everywhere in gold print. The color gold reflects the championship I will soon have in my possession. The championship I have in my possession will reflect my talent. So I guess if we had to choose a color to associate you with, it would be “shit” brown. I'm sure you can figure out why.

But I will say this. After all the metaphors, after all the one liners I’ve thrown at you, hold your head high. If my calculations are correct you have just about a 50 percent chance in this match, that’s correct. A whole 50 perecnt chance. 50 percent chance I will pin you…and a 50 percent chance I’ll make you tap! Love it you little bitch, and learn to live with it because it’s reality, and pretty much, it’s how I get down.

Happy…I’m going to leave you with this. Hug your dog. See all your loved ones. Visit the graves of your known deceased. Beat up the guy that bullied you in 7th grade. Cuss out your former boss. Eat a jalapeńo thick buger from Hardee’s. Go to Japan. Have a threesome. Dance in the rain. Do what ever it is you need to do. Do what ever you wanna do. Just do something, because on the 18th day of March, in the year of 2008 Happy, you meet your very own….END OF DAYZ!

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.





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