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| Gerren | Apr 13 2005, 10:06 PM Post #31 |
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When I make the joke, I personally just make the joke. It's going to be a good match, I feel. But there is the history. That and people unfortunately enjoy the spectacle. Hell, 1WA's first Ballbreaker Cage Match had a spot where he was hanging from the ceiling getting caned. Doesn't take anything away from the rest of a well written match, it's just that sticks out. |
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| shapshift | Apr 13 2005, 10:21 PM Post #32 |
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"Hands of Death vs Prophets of Rage - I will go with the Hands of Death, even though they are sorely underrating the rest of their bodies as potential instruments of organic termination." But Jeremy, "Peens of Death" doesn't have the same ring to it...and even Nicole Bass wouldn't want to be involved in matches like that... |
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| El Dandy | Apr 13 2005, 10:41 PM Post #33 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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Then I could do an RP and steal the "You know what they call a quarter pounder in France" stuff from Pulp Fiction. |
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| El Dandy | Apr 13 2005, 10:45 PM Post #34 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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He does have a catch phrase. It's "L. Dan Dee... which is Spanish for the Dandy." I'm waiting on someone to tell me where the original line came from. |
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| ratrangerm | Apr 13 2005, 10:48 PM Post #35 |
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Aging veteran
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I'm thinking Chris Jericho made that remark during his heel CW run in WCW Actually, Bret Hart came up with the best quote ever: "Who are you to doubt L. Dan Dee?" Hey, that fits L. Dan Dee perfectly! |
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| KliqerT | Apr 13 2005, 10:59 PM Post #36 |
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Wait a minute... L. Dan Dee... El Dan Dee... El Dandy... I KNEW IT! Gawh, next thing we'll have a guy called Psychosis in the fed. |
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| RedRajah | Apr 13 2005, 11:13 PM Post #37 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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I have a name for them...most of it unprintable...and the paperwork still hasn't gotten thru yet.
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| El Dandy | Apr 14 2005, 12:20 AM Post #38 |
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I used L. Dan Dee 'cause I started using the name on another message board me and some friends posted to. The name just stuck, so I decided to make a wrestler named L. Dan Dee... though I couldn't use El Dandy since someone was already using it. |
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| The DeWolfe Pack | Apr 14 2005, 09:29 PM Post #39 |
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Quick thoughts from a UWF old timer. Lee v EW4 - I'm already a huge Winston mark, and I want a heel champ again. I got needs. NEEDS! Frost v ??? - Champ retains. No way he loses in a make-good, last minute booked thing. Women's title - Tetreault retains, but does not win. Maybe a dq, maybe a draw. Underwood v Sabbath - Underwood gets beaten to within an inch of his life - in the first five minutes. Then he dies. Then Sabbath keeps kicking the crap out of him for a full hour. We all leave the computer to have a cigarette. Then return to watch every face come out of the lockerroom and perform their finisher on his corpse. Daniels vs 1WA - Pain is temporary... but Pride is forever. Daniels all the way. Kinsey vs Martinez - no idea. Am willing to be surprised. Possible show stealer. Kidd v Martin - legends exist to put new guys over from time to time. Nuff said. Douglas v Keening - Some kind of shady "brother switch" is used fifty-eight times by Keening, with fifty eight different relatives. The last one works and he wins. Team Canada vs Bonn/Ryu - If you don't wear the same tights... if you don't have the same entrance music... you aren't a team. And you're no match for Pridesmen. Augustine vs Extreme - Augustine can do no wrong in my book. No [MEEP]in' wrong. He wins a hard fought battle. Women's Tag titles - Secondary titles in the women's division? You cannot make me care. Sorry, you just can't. HoD vs PoR - a surprisingly ungory match. Just good, solid brawling, with an unsatisfying finish that lets the feud go on. Privateers vs SoC - Goes the opposite way of Augustine v Extreme, just for balance. Pre-show Nuit vs Marley - may set a great early tone - I think it's the surprise of the night and may outshine some stuff on the card proper. Nuit wins, on the way to bigger and better things... eventually. You know, uh, when he's ready to handle it. L. Dan Dee vs Embry - nice little match, could go either way. I just hope they both look good coming out of it. And... the over/under for the number of times Amy slaps Sam on the night - 35. |
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| KliqerT | Apr 14 2005, 10:33 PM Post #40 |
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I'd be offended, if I didn't recall that it was that old-timer who actually led to the creation of those titles. OH, TAG~! |
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| Guest | Apr 14 2005, 11:05 PM Post #41 |
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When I first made the belts, they were supposed to be a meaningless accessory for bottom dwelling heels. There's dignity in that. |
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| KliqerT | Apr 14 2005, 11:35 PM Post #42 |
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And if that doesn't say BOD SQUAD I don't know what does. |
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| shapshift | Apr 22 2005, 11:19 AM Post #43 |
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Gee Whiz
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You should have Ryu team with John Shock. Just once. The world of E-Wrestling -needs- the Cock and Shock Connection.
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| RedRajah | Apr 22 2005, 12:26 PM Post #44 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Ya know...I _was_ thinking about using him for the Cantazaro Cup, but I went with Bonn instead. And then the tourney never happened. |
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| shapshift | Apr 22 2005, 06:19 PM Post #45 |
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Gee Whiz
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*sniffle* Tell me aboot it...Steve and I were looking forward to having the Hands of Death eat babies there.
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