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Rise to Power lineup; The PPV is almost here!
Topic Started: Apr 11 2005, 05:26 PM (1,447 Views)
ProfessorDoran
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Whoever ran that Catanzaro Cup thing oughta be shot and stuff. He was a big jackass!

Anyways, predictions!

Lee v EW4 - As much as it pains me to say it, Kyle Lee will take the dubya, the title and the other junk. Then give the fed back to Becky Byers, who will screw it up because she's a woman!

Frost v ??? - Hey! Any German who listens to Kid Rock, Queen and reminds me of Dieter from Shprockets is all right with me! Would you like to pet my monkey? Pet him, love him!

Women's title - Donna Tetreault, because I find her mysterious and intriguing. And oddly likeable.

Underwood v Sabbath - I have no comment on the winner but I know for sure the loser is going to be the guy who writes this and doesn't utilize the block button on his AIM!

Daniels vs 1WA - I'm writing this, and my only prediction is that it's gonna be bloody, mildly offensive and a little amusing, in a sick sort of way, just as any good match is!

Kinsey vs Martinez - Kinsey sucks, let's go A-Mart!

Kidd v Martin - Derek Martin has got to go over here, because that fella has money written all over him. A primo, A1 putting over by Alex Kidd will do him a world of good.

Douglas v Keening - Chris Douglas interests me, but Jason Keening has been toiling in obscurity forever and has been in UWF for a while now. Time for a big win for the bawhscout, unless of course he gets garroted by piano wire hung from a blimp.

Team Canada vs Bonn/Ryu - I like Team Canada, I do, and I like Pride as well but Ryu cracks me up at all times. The funny will pull it out.

Augustine vs Extreme - I was trying to angle my way into writing this match, but unfortunately was outbid. This is definitely a brawl I'm looking forward to with the potential to be w-w-w-w-wild and crazy. Michaul Augustine in a squeaker.

Women's Tag titles - Winner: Popcorn vendors, urinals, bathroom attendants who hand out towels for a dollar.

HoD vs PoR - Gonna go with HoD here, because frankly I think the Prophets are a tired act. I wrote a match for them in 2003 where they won the title "greatest tag team... ever!" and they were tired then. And that was like, gimme a minute... two years ago.

Privateers vs SoC - Sons of Cacophony, because Chad Grimsson is the man. He has vast untapped potential, in my opinion, and should be given the world title YESTERDAY.
Cole Hamels Fact #1685: The Devil went down to Georgia because he knew if he went to Philadelphia, Cole would strike his ass out.

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ProfessorDoran,May 2 2005
02:47 AM
Underwood v Sabbath - I have no comment on the winner but I know for sure the loser is going to be the guy who writes this and doesn't utilize the block button on his AIM!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Man, I needed a good laugh this morning.

Thanks, Andy!

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That's, ah, Andy.

Andj is bald and lives <----- that way. But his name is Andrew as well... Confusing.
Cole Hamels Fact #1685: The Devil went down to Georgia because he knew if he went to Philadelphia, Cole would strike his ass out.

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ProfessorDoran,May 2 2005
11:58 AM
That's, ah, Andy.

But of course! My apologies. Chalk it up to poor typing abilities while ribs were shaking.

Feel free to call me Parglkraxgnwlivver in return.

Patrickus Lurkus

P.S.: Since it'll be painfully obvious once the card comes out, I should `fess up that the strap match is indeed under the old school "touch the turnbuckles" rules. I know some don't like that but... what can I say, I'm a traditionalist to a fault, eh?
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ProfessorDoran,May 2 2005
02:47 AM

Daniels vs 1WA - I'm writing this, and my only prediction is that it's gonna be bloody, mildly offensive and a little amusing, in a sick sort of way, just as any good match is!


One Word: [MEEP]!
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ProfessorDoran,May 2 2005
02:47 AM


Women's title - Donna Tetreault, because I find her mysterious and intriguing. And oddly likeable.



Team Canada vs Bonn/Ryu - I like Team Canada, I do, and I like Pride as well but Ryu cracks me up at all times. The funny will pull it out.


Damn Andy, you're making me feel all warm and squidgy inside...and you haven't even bought me dinner first!
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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The great thing about sweet talking the chicas over the internet is that my braces, retainer and headgear can't slur my speech!
Cole Hamels Fact #1685: The Devil went down to Georgia because he knew if he went to Philadelphia, Cole would strike his ass out.

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Well I did them for RCW Glory so why not this show. Much easier though when you're just sippin' jack and cokes from the vip skybox (tickets must got lost in the mail) compared to being in the thick of things. Anyway...

Lee v EW4 - Should be a fun match. It makes sense for Lee to retain the title here helping end Marshall Law. However, EW4 has been solid all cycle. Here's hoping Mr. Winston defies all odds and wins. (ps. Phil, I'll be nowhere near the match this time :P )

Frost v ??? - I see this match like when Honky Tonk Man was supposed to face Brutus Beefcake for the IC title. Only Bruti got hurt and couldn't wrestle. Honky dared to defend against anyone...out comes the Ultimate Warrior and well, you get the idea. I think Frost gets suprised and loses. As for who...The Last American Badass pulls double duty taking the title.

Women's title - Donna. I'll leave it here.

Underwood v Sabbath - Yeah, I'd love to see Sabby knock the snot out of Underwood but my guess is Underwood wins. I'm still hoping he's a bloody pulp though.

Daniels vs 1WA - This one was kind of thrown together. Its a chance for 1WA to step up. I think he does so but not enough to beat Daniels who should demand a title shot after this.

Kinsey vs Martinez - My sleeper match. Kind of thrown together too much for my taste but still looking forward to it. Kinsey wins a a squeaker 'cause he spent time watching Extreme-Martinez from UEW--again--for tips on how you ground the unstoppable. Hey Andy, think Nativity. :P

Kidd v Martin - Martin 'cause Bob's a good guy and I got go the other way on him in the other match. :P

Douglas v Keening - I'm honored to be writting this one. This feud dates back to SCRA. I know 'cause I remember seeing it there when I was doing G-Star. Just hoping both Pat and Matt are happy and I do it justice 'cause it deserves a better writer than me IMO. Then again I once made Hopper look good so I guess I'm not that bad--took 45 pages though.

Team Canada vs Bonn/Ryu - Team Canada. I gotta stick with RCW Old School.

Augustine vs Extreme - I'd like to thank COB for working with me. It was an honor and I really enjoyed it. This angle helped me do a lot to redifine Alex Extreme more than he has been in a quite a while. Also want to thank Bob in advance for writting this. Oh and one tease: to those who love Old School UEW, you'll enjoy seeing the UWF debut of one my favorite characters. No its not Rick Styles--what are you high?

Women's Tag titles - Bod Squad.

HoD vs PoR - This is stealing the thunder from my guys the SoC. Stop it already. I'm a huge Prophets fan so I'm going with them. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to hide now so Annis doesn't come kill me.

Privateers vs SoC - SoC! SoC! Got to go for my partners in crime. Darryl and Bob have done great work here. On other cards, this is hour 3 or 4. Its for the UWF tag titles. It should been there. Ah well, I still go with SoC.

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Yo Its X,May 10 2005
06:02 AM
Douglas v Keening - I'm honored to be writing this one.

Eek! I am *SO* dead!! :P

Yo Its X,May 10 2005
06:02 AM
Then again I once made Hopper look good so I guess I'm not that bad--took 45 pages though.

Miracle worker! ;)

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Yo Its X,May 10 2005
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Then again I once made Hopper look good so I guess I'm not that bad--took 45 pages though.


Who're you kidding...45 pages ain't enough to make him look good! His entrance takes up at least 40 of them.

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Yo Its X,May 10 2005
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Kinsey vs Martinez - My sleeper match. Kind of thrown together too much for my taste but still looking forward to it. Kinsey wins a a squeaker 'cause he spent time watching Extreme-Martinez from UEW--again--for tips on how you ground the unstoppable. Hey Andy, think Nativity. :P



Tip 1: Hope the thing he's standing on collapses under his weight before you get killed.

Tip 2: If tip 1 didn't work, you're probably already dead.


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(notices it didn't work for Extreme this last time)
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ProfessorDoran,May 2 2005
02:47 AM


HoD vs PoR - Gonna go with HoD here, because frankly I think the Prophets are a tired act. I wrote a match for them in 2003 where they won the title "greatest tag team... ever!" and they were tired then. And that was like, gimme a minute... two years ago.



Well, I hope the feud between the Prophets and the Hands of Death freshened them up a little bit. I don't think it came out to be as violent a hardcore match as people thought it would be. The Prophets are more high impact than they are hardcore.

What do you think would improve the Prophets? And what do you think made them tired?

I don't know what match won them the title of greatest tag team ever in 2003. I thought they were retired then unless it was their run where they won the titles in the EMWC? Was that 2003?
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