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[HVW] Newsletter #1; First card announced!
Topic Started: Sep 4 2005, 12:03 PM (321 Views)
HackVW
Mitchell!
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!!!!!@@@@@@!!!!!!HURON VALLEY WRESTLING!!!!!@@@@@@!!!!!!

UPDATE

SEPTEMBER 4th, 2005

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1. Newsbites
2. Roster
3. Injured List
4. Stables
5. HVW Saturday Night

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And now, the news.

- JUAN VASQUEZ WINS GLCW TITLE, DECLARED FIRST HVW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Juan Vasquez survived a brutal combination WarGames/Tower of Doom
match on the final edition of GLCW's Destroy All Stars of Wrestling
farewell show to win the GLCW World Heavyweight Title. Immediately
following the broadcast, Vasquez signed an HVW contract and was named
the first HVW World Heavyweight champion. As the GLCW title was
unceremoniously destroyed by The Gremlin, it is expected that Vasquez
will be presented with the new HVW title on the first edition of
Saturday Night.

- THE GREMLIN DESTROYS GLCW!
In the hours following the broadcast of Destroy All Stars of
Wrestling, it has been revealed that GLCW was purchased by The
Gremlin, who has seen fit to close the company once and for all. Why
this legendary figure in the Great Lakes chose to destroy the company
he helped make famous is a mystery to everyone involved, as is The
Gremlin's behavior throughout Destroy All Stars of Wrestling- by the
end of the night, he had viciously assaulted a number of backstage and
on-air personnel, including former President Frank Stanley and
play-by-play commentator Cameron Davies, in addition to what amounted
to doing everything in his power to make sure Juan Vasquez won the
title. The final image anyone saw of The Gremlin was his smashing the
GLCW World Title into pieces against the bars of the Tower of Doom,
and then handing the broken title to its new owner.

- OLD STARS SIGNED!
A press release was issued this morning, purporting to be from "The
Desk of The President of Huron Valley Wrestling". It read as follows:

"In the aftermath of Destroy All Stars of Wrestling and the death of
Great Lakes Championship Wrestling, I am pleased to announce that
Huron Valley Wrestling has signed the following superstars to
contracts, the details of which will not be disclosed: Tim Sanders,
Tim Turner, Joey, and Corey Hart. In addition to these four athletes,
Rich Vail, Dr. Andrew Doran, The Robfathah, and Carlos Vicensi have
all signed with Huron Valley Wrestling as managers."

Tim Turner has graduated from the Junior Heavyweight division and has
moved into the Heavyweight division. Tim Sanders, a former GLCW World
Champion, is considered by many to be the number one contender to Juan
Vasquez. With Joey~! unhappy about being made a junior heavyweight,
it is just a matter of time before Corey Hart is challenging for the
Junior Heavyweight Title.

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HVW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Juan Vasquez (0-0-0)
HVW SUBMISSION CHAMPION: VACANT

1. "Priceless" Tim Sanders (0-0-0) (Rich Vail)
2. Tim Turner (0-0-0) (FREE AGENT)
3. "Dying Breed" Jack Snyder (0-0-0) (FREE AGENT)
4. Vespasian Reed (0-0-0) (FREE AGENT)
5. "The Automatic" Audifax Vicensi (0-0-0) (Carlos Vicensi)
6. "Man of Fashion, Man of Action" Fabian Dupree (0-0-0) (FREE AGENT)
7. "Dying Breed" Jack Snyder (0-0-0) (FREE AGENT)

HVW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: VACANT

1. "Captivating" Corey Hart (0-0-0) (FREE AGENT)
2. Joey~! (0-0-0) (FREE AGENT)
3. "Atomic Blonde" Donnie White (0-0-0) (FREE AGENT)

HVW DRAGON DOJO STUDENTS*

1. Darth Barry
2. Buzz "Killer" Anderson
3. Xavier "The X-Man" Sumpter
4. Matthew Demon
5. Cake Boy
6. Golden Gary
7. Bubba Jones Superstar

*the entire Dragon Dojo is managed by Dragon Dojo trainer Benny Justice.

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INJURED LIST

1. Joey~!: Dislocated shoulder, 27 stitches in his forehead, 5
stitches in his left eyebrow, 3 stitches in his right eyebrow, three
broken fingers, mild concussion, three broken ribs, broken nose,
sprained elbow, four missing teeth.

2. Tim Turner: 18 stitches in his forehead, sprained wrist, bruised
ribs, broken nose

3. Tim Sanders: 24 stitches in his forehead, 9 stitches in his right
eyebrow, 6 stitches in his lip, sprained wrist, minor alcohol
poisoning, bruised shoulder, broken hand

4. Corey Hart: 17 stitches in his forehead, 9 stitches in his left
eyebrow, 4 stitches in his right eyebrow, broken nose, two missing
teeth, bruised tailbone.

5. Juan Vasquez: 20 stitches in his forehead, 3 stitches in his right
eyebrow, 4 stitches in his lip, bruised tailbone, one broken rib, one
missing tooth.

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MANAGERS & STABLES

- Manager: "Drunk" Rich Vail (humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com)
1) "Priceless" Tim Sanders

- Manager: Carlos Vicensi (mikestapes@yahoo.com)
1) "The Automatic" Audifax Vicensi

- Manager: The Robfathah (robfathah@charter.net)

- Manager: Dr. Andrew Doran (ajdoran13@gmail.com)

- Manager: ???? (griffworld17@hotmail.com)

!!!!!@@@@@@!!!!!!HURON VALLEY WRESTLING!!!!!@@@@@@!!!!!!

On the heels of the death of a beast comes HURON VALLEY WRESTLING
SATURDAY NIGHT, LIVE from the Convocation Center at Eastern Michigan
University. This is HVW's debut broadcast, and it is expected to be a
memorable one! The main attraction will be the presentation of the
HVW Heavyweight Title to first HVW Heavyweight Champion JUAN VASQUEZ!
Vasquez survived the main event at Destroy All Stars of Wrestling to
win the GLCW title, and the HVW administration - specifically The
Gremlin and the heretofore unknown President - have awarded Vasquez
the title. There are two obvious questions that we hope to have
answered here. One, why did The Gremlin turn his back on the fans and
essentially hand Vasquez the title, and two, who will be the first to
step up to challenge Vasquez? "El Cholo" isn't the only survivor from
that night to have signed on with the HVW - "Priceless" Tim Sanders
and "Rocket Man" Timothy N. Turner have both been signed to
heavyweight deals, and rumor has it that the man who stole the show,
Joey~!, is in the process of bulking up to get himself out of the
cruiserweight division. Vasquez may have survived one of the most
brutal and insane Tower of Doom matches in history to bridge the gap
between the Great Lakes and the Huron Valley, but is he living on
borrowed time?

With so much of the HVW roster coming into the debut suffering
injuries from the Tower of Doom, fans attending the first taping will
be introduced to a plethora of new stars! Not to mention, with the
ice not being broken between HVW's managers and active wrestlers, this
first broadcast acts as a tryout for those HVW stars who have not yet
signed with managers.

In the opening match, up and coming junior heavyweight star "ATOMIC
BLONDE" DONNIE WHITE makes his debut against DARTH BARRY! With Corey
Hart on the injured list and Joey~! trying to bulk up to get into the
heavyweight division, Donnie White is an early favorite to steal the
junior heavyweight title!

"DYING BREED" JACK SNYDER will step into the ring against a former
icon of the Longhorn Wrestling Council, CAKE BOY! Snyder is quite
possibly the toughest man on the HVW roster, with the possible
exception being one of the men in HVW's first main event, Audifax
Vicensi. That being said, Snyder has a golden opportunity to show the
fans of HVW just how tough he really is against a vastly inferior Cake
Boy.

A man who many feel should be handed the HVW Submissions Title,
VESPASIAN REED, steps into the ring with BUZZ "KILLER" ANDERSON in a
SUBMISSION MATCH! Reed is by far the best submission-wrestler in HVW,
and like Donnie White in the junior heavyweight division, he faces
little competition. Reed will have the prime opportunity to display
his submission expertise against Anderson, a Dragon Dojo standout.

And in the main event, Team Vicensi captain "THE AUTOMATIC" AUDIFAX
VICENSI steps into the ring against "MAN OF FASHION, MAN OF ACTION"
FABIAN DUPREE! Vicensi comes into the Huron Valley with an impressive
Mixed Martial Arts background, while Dupree brings plenty of runway
experience to the table.

DEADLINES!

Roleplays: Tuesday, September 13th, by 11pm
Strats: Sunday, September 11th, by 11pm





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