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MBC Bastard Stampede 6-26-06
Topic Started: Jul 20 2006, 09:29 PM (173 Views)
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BASTARD STAMPEDE MONDAY FIGHTS

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June 26th, 2006

At: Max Belle Centre in Calgary, Alberta, Canada





THE BASH BROTHERS vs. WHITE TRASH

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Darklin and Krow Skullhead wasted no time in hitting the ring and going after Carter and Gonzalez. White Trash expected at least a small bit of leeway but

the Bash Brothers gave none. Krow devastated Carter with a backbreaker and rolled him out of the ring as Darklin whipped Carter to the corner and

relentlessly beat him down. Seconds later Carter sat atop Krow's shoulders and was made victim to the Bash Brother's version of the Doomsday Device.

Darklin pinned and after three counts the Bash Brothers were announced as winners.

WINNER: The Bash Brothers





JONAS "DUTCH" ELM vs. "THE NATURAL" J.R. CASH

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For Elm's first appearance in Bastard Stampede, the 7'0", 500 lbs monster had the crowd absolutely in awe. Cash put on a noble attempt to fight the man

named after a tree but Elm simply towered above him. Elm crashed down with forearm after forearm knocking Cash to the mat repeatedly. Elm merely played

with Cash and mercifully put him away with a sickening powerbomb.

WINNER: Jonas Elm





XANDER KEEGAN vs. KENO TANAKA

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If there was ever a match that featured two more arrogant wrestlers than this, then it would truly have to be impressive. The sheer magnitude of arrogance

for both Keegan and Tanaka was staggering. But at least it led to a good match. Neither man would resort to any sort of cheating. They simply wanted to

beat the other with pure talent, which both men had to spare. The contest was a high impact affair with frequent turns of the table. Tanaka looked to have

final control but Keegan turned it around with a reversed suplex attempt and executed the X-Crush to take home the victory.

WINNER: Xander Keegan





BACKSTAGE

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The BSMF camera crew caught up with Slash and Burn's manager Gloria Butler as she was talking with the BS security. Jacob Enos approached her and

apologized for how the end of the title match ended up. He admitted to her that he didn't like how chairs were used and he would like to give Slash and

Burn a shot at the titles. Gloria was hesitant at first but thanked him for the match. She then went on to say that she appreciated how Jacob took the

brunt of Absence's steel chair shot that was meant for her. But just as they were getting friendly, Enos' partner Kirk Houston came roaring in and told

Jacob that he needed to get his act together and not to be fraternizing with the enemy. Slash and Burn joined the fray and security quickly had to separate

all parties involved.





BLACK MADISON vs. ALICE "DASH" DEVLIN

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Alice Devlin was punctual, quirky and perky. All things the audience loved. She played to the fans and paid special attention to the smaller children who

were for some reason in attendance. You have to wonder why parents would take their children to a show called BASTARD Stampede. As Devlin waited, the

lights went out. When they came up, Alice was laid out on the mat thanks to a sneak attack by Black Madison. Madison was relentless in her attacks from

that moment on and did little to give Devlin openings. But once Alice got her head back together, she used her speed to first dodge many of Madison's

attacks and then go on the offensive. The fan support fueled Devlin to press forward but Madison blinded Dash with white powder behind the referee's back.

Black Madison put on a dragon sleeper and cinched it in. Devlin passed out and the ref called for the bell.

WINNER: Black Madison





GREG "THE ICEMAN" SMITH vs. "THE RABID BISON" OLAF FUB

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With Olaf already in the ring, Greg Smith entered to a thunderous ovation. Inspired by the previous week's ovation, Smith dug up his old wrestling gear and

squeezed into his leather pants once again. He didn't look that great. In fact, it looked pretty bad. But the fans didn't care. They kept cheering him on.

The match itself was Smith's toughest to date. Olaf was huge and not like anyone else that Smith had faced before in Bastard Stampede. Smith couldn't lift

or scoop Fub up due to his size but he still managed to hammer away. With Fub threatening to hit a banzai drop from the top rope, Smith stood and

positioned Fub and himself to where he could hit a modified Icepick. The ring nearly came apart with the impact but it held together just enough leading

Smith to cover for the three count and victory.

WINNER: Greg Smith





AFTER THE MATCH

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From the entrance came Jonas "Dutch" Elm. He stood just outside the curtains and raised a microphone to speak. In his thick accent, he called Greg Smith

out, claiming he was old and washed up. Elm threw down several more insults inciting Smith to exit the ring and walk back up the aisle. Security arrived to

keep the two apart and after considerable effort, the two giants were escorted out of the arena.





"SWIFT" MARK EVERETT vs. THE SKY SLASHER

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Given how the last confrontation between Everett and the Sky Slasher ended, everyone was looking to this contest being extremely tense. Everett kept his

calm when he hit the ring and Slasher merely sneered as he followed. The referee called for a clean fight, however that would not be the case. The match

was a brawl from the get go, both men ignoring their respective styles. Everett would eventually start to use his speed but Slasher anticipated such an

occurrence and focused on slowing the would be Frontier Union Champion down. Slasher went right for Mark's knees, kicking and striking with every open

opportunity. It still wasn't enough to slow Mark. Nothing Slasher would do could keep his opponent down at least until a mysterious masked man dressed in

all white came to the ring and viciously attacked Everett while Slasher had the ref distracted. The man in white moved out of the way and allowed Slasher

to make the cover. The Sky Slasher and the man in white exited the ring and shook hands. They left together as the referee called down medical attention

for Everett.

WINNER: The Sky Slasher





DEMOLITION and KARA TAWN vs. ROBIN RHOADES and VENGEANCE

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Kara Tawn still looked to be favoring her ankle but she was extremely intent to go on and wrestle. Demolition wasn't about to stop her. It was revealed

that Demolition and Tawn were in fact siblings so this tandem made more than a little sense. Then came their opponents. First was "Righteous" Robin

Rhoades, who continued to upset the crowd with her arrogance. But it was nothing compared to what BS Frontier Union Champion Vengeance incited. As soon as

he arrived, the crowd was near riotous. He merely smiled and came to the ring, obviously satisfied with the hate the crowd brought for him. The men started

off the contest brawling and never let up. When the ladies entered, they were just as vicious with one another. Rhoades was the most notably aggressive as

she went after Tawn's tender ankle once again. But Kara pushed through it and started to wear down on Rhoades' ankle just as much. After much back and

forth, the ladies entered the ring once again, leading to Robin putting Tawn into an ankle lock. However, Tawn managed to reverse out of the submission and

pull Rhoades into a small package that lead to the three count.

WINNER: Demolition and Kara Tawn





BASTARD STAMPEDE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

KIRK HOUSTON and JACOB ENOS ©

vs. THE WIDOWMAKERS

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The Widowmakers hit the ring psyched up and ready to go. They chest bumped and headbutted one another to drive up their adrenaline and frankly, it was kind

of scary. Then the champions arrived. Houston was obviously focused but Enos was a bit distracted by the confrontation earlier in the evening. However,

once he was in the ring, his focus returned. Enos and Houston's teamwork was unparalleled but the Widowmakers were much better prepared for their second

contest with the champs. Suicide's intensity was up and he was able to execute many more of his high flying maneuvers, most of them being against Enos.

Houston was getting frustrated with his partner and tagged himself in frequently. Houston took care of Suicide easily enough but with Blackrock, he had

many more problems. This lead to Enos tagging himself in and turning things around. Even though Enos and Houston seemed to be at odds, they pulled their

act together long enough for them to finish Suicide off with a Hart Attack.

WINNER: Houston and Enos
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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