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E-W Thing You're Most Ashamed Of; `fess up... confession is good for you.
Topic Started: Mar 7 2006, 03:20 PM (4,038 Views)
StevenMansfield
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I like jam on my toast
Rap battles are about who can boast the most
Originally shit started as a toast
Ended up sorta like a roast

Me I'm kinda like the host
I greet all comers with a bear hug
Take a step back
Smile Steve style
And let shit interact
Don't really care what happen
As long as the flow thunder clapping
We gonna keep rapping

Oh you trying to find your dreams too
Hah! That's what we're all here to do
Allow me to point you out yonder
Don't quit don't stop don't believe any person is your rock
Me you him and her
We all seeds of consciousness living on this Earth
Believe every man equal in worth
Despise none
It's all perception
The mind is one
Take you back
Treat you like my son
Poetic style keep your mind hip
The operation station is on a swivel
Pivoting in all directions like a starship
We blasting off into the galaxy
Truth is everything except a fallacy
A lot of the things off the top of the head arent lies
Ask Sigmund Freud
He lived his life high
And yo, keep it up
But for now
I gotta say bye
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Justin
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My freestyles are fresh
I cockslapped David Koresh
In character Eric Dane chops chest flesh
White kids rapping on the internet don't mesh.
I have three kids in Bangladesh.
Stevie wears t-shirts made of mesh.
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Walls
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Yo Steve, I'll sell your spear to set up an exploder
Your so full of shit we'll need a front end loader
Fill up a dump truck with your unparalled skill
You'll not realize while you endlessly shill
You're a turbo prop, a beat cop
I'm mother fucking Tom Cruise, I am bigger then Swat.
So no sell a powerbomb, set up a chair
Oh, inside jokes for me and Terry to share
But go ahead and outverse me
You probably will
I'm a Canadian white boy
You're a shit shill
Yes, I repeated a word
I think it's OK
Nah nah nah boogers, you're lame and gay
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Walls
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That is now the e-w thing I am most ashamed of.
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Matt
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Walls,Sep 19 2007
12:25 AM
That is now the e-w thing I am most ashamed of.

Hahahahahaha. This thread officially rules.
Note to self: Be erect by half past ten.
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Matt
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Sep 18 2007
11:19 PM
Matt got no rap
But he still wants a battle
It's like having a boat
With no paddle

There. Now quit yer bitching and let me go look at my free mature porn threads. :wub:

BOO~!

Get off the stage, Dr. Seuss!
Note to self: Be erect by half past ten.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Didn't notice that my skills were dissed
If your opinion mattered Matt, I might be pissed
Note the date now
I'm replying almost a year later
I should drop a Beeby joke now, but I ain't really a hater

I'm still waitin on Rampage
But I should listen to reason
With the UWF track record, it'll be here next NBA season
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Matt
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Matt,Sep 19 2007
12:49 AM
BOO~!

Get off the stage, Dr. Seuss!

:bleh:
Note to self: Be erect by half past ten.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Matt is ugly.
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Matt
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Granny
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Didn't rhyme.
Note to self: Be erect by half past ten.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Your mom didn't rhyme.
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DaveG
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JeremyS,Mar 14 2006
09:07 AM
One would be some of the matches I wrote. I've written some utter abortions in my day that abuse any semblance of realism eight ways to Sunday.



Jeremy S.
(has quite a bit of embarrassing stuff back there)

Hey now, some of those were my match stips!
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sychosys
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My biggest shame was running from Takezo Musashi in the IIWF. Being a mark for my character, my goal was to be the IIWF Champion. But after feuds with Dirt Dog and Steve Kowalski, I thought that a feud with Musashi was a step backwards, and I refused to have anything to do with him, instead stratting to ignore him even if he was attacking me, and professing to try and "save" his soul through non-passive means. He quit the league soon after, and from that point on Spreadbury pretty much just let me play in my own sandbox without giving me any feuds at all until I returned to have Sychosys feud with the Quickstriker.

It took me about a year to start feeling bad about that, but at least I sort of got to make it up to him by doing the job at IIWF Forever (though the match itself is one of my biggest disappointments in e-wrestling...)
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