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Because I'll probably never revise or use this RP.; Gibson Hayes's RP Tradition prerestart
Topic Started: Dec 11 2008, 06:26 AM (324 Views)
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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(A simple American flag flying in the air greets us. Said flag fades out and slowly we see Gibson Hayes standing behind a podium with the Statute of Liberty painted on the front with an eagle perched on her left shoulder.)

My fellow Americans, on the eve of Tradition II, I stand before you a man, a humble man, a man who's only ambition is to serve you, the good people of America. A man who only wishes to protect our great nation from threats from without...

(The Dragon Kid's face flashes on the television screen.)

...and threats from within.

(The Tucson Kid's face is briefly shown.)

As you may know America's Last Hope, me, Gibson Hayes, is facing a man who claims to be the son of the Sun. The Sun! Can you imagine such insanity? Not only is this Sun child crazy enough to believe he is descended from the Sun, in more ways than one, he is also from Mexico.

(Gibson nods sternly, as if agreeing with some horrible revelation.)

You see? Do you see? A job in Phoenix Valley Wrestling that could have gone to an honest, hard working American has again be stolen, outsourced, usurped and misappropriated! This Sun child has done nothing but stolen more bread out of the mouths of honest Americans. This Sun boy has been spoonfed by the higher ups, getting a title match against me, Gibson Hayes, The Last American Hope, just like the other foreign wrestlers or red communist wrestlers like the Dragon Kid and Tucson Kid.

(Brushing some stray hairs out of his face, Gibson is red around the collar.)

Where are the American challengers? Where are the sons of the red, white and blue? Where are the other wrestlers who believe in life, liberty and the pursuit of property? Good, honest, yet dumb Americans like Jeremiah Page or Eric Williams? Page was given a token title match, a match where he was completely unprepared for the sheer ability of America's Favored Son, me, Gibson Hayes.

(Making a hand movement with his palms facing upwards, Gibson appears to be saying it was obvious he would beat Page.)

And what about Williams? While I do not condone his cheating welfare with his "children" (Gibson makes air quotes), he wouldn't need to resort to such chicanary if he were respected by PVW. But no, not PVW. They dare not to give hard working, yet dumb as a stump, Americans the help they need to become solvant. Instead they outsource our jobs to Japan, Mexico, Timbuktu and wherever the hell Bill Craven is from. This, America, is something I, America's Last Patriot, Gibson Hayes, cannot stand. I, America's Lone Hero, Gibson Hayes, shall not stand idlly by as the PVW brass is beset by corrupt businessmen who see America as a whore to be exploited. As a supple, nubile wench to be defiled then left on the corner crying in anguish, wishing for her white knight, blazing torch in hand, to come rescue her from the dark, vile oppressors from foreign lands whom she has been callously sold to. Lady Liberty's face may be tarnished but her soul is still pure, clean as driven snow.

(Gibson takes a deep breath and looks, deeply, into the camera before continuing.)

People of Phoenix, rise up! (Both hands go down onto the podium)
People of Stockton, rise up! (Gibson's right hand is raised into the air)
People of Sacramento, rise up! (And down onto the podium)
People of Rio Linda, rise up! (Both hands into the air)
People of Roseville, Vacaville, Manteca, RISE UP! (Both hands go down and up harder)
People of Davis, Lodi, and Elk Grove, RISE UP! (Again, harder)
People of Modesto, RISE UP! Rise up against your oppressors! (And both hands slam down onto the podium)

Rise up against the foul corporate beast that wishes to devour hard working Americans and spit them out with no remorse. Rise up against El Hijo del sol, who has come here to steal your jobs, steal your money, steal your livelihood! Rise up and support me, Gibson Hayes!

(Gibson loosens his tie a bit.)

America, it is your hour. America, this is your finest hour. America, show PVW that you will no longer tolerate their tricks and outsourcing. America, support Gibson Hayes! I need your support now, more than ever! Help me make PVW listen! Together, yes, we can make them listen! Vote for me as your Chief Executive Official in Charge of Fairness and Balance in Officiating and Decision Making, or CEOCFBODM. Thank you, good night and God Bless!

~The preceding message was paid for by the American Society for Safety, Health, Obedience, Liberty and Education and generous donations from viewers like you and was in no way paid for by Gibson Hayes.~
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That was an awesome flash. Would have loved to be able to release that. I am glad you shared it with everyone.

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Codered,Dec 11 2008
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That was an awesome flash. Would have loved to be able to release that. I am glad you shared it with everyone.

I tried to revise it but found when I was making changes it didn't speak to me as much and filed it away as something I liked but wouldn't use (I had scores of Tyrone Hayes flashes that ended up the same way.)
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