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Day One Extra; The lost Clyde Kennedy Promo
Topic Started: Dec 12 2008, 04:44 PM (148 Views)
brlysis
Milk-Chan
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(The imposing offices of Kennedy & Associates. Towering over midtown Manhattan, the view is incredible. Against the wall-to-wall window stands “The Policy” Clyde Kennedy. Dressed to the nines, he peers out, looking down at the masses.)

Kennedy: Do you see them? Scurrying around like ants. To and fro, around and around, worrying about the recession. The people that call my offices, my clients, are worried too. Worried about their houses, their cars, their kid’s braces. Insignificant. All of it. All of them.

I am above them. My office provides a convenient metaphor. I re-entered the wrestling world a few short months ago, ecstatic to return to the dreams of my youth. When Mike Sandsbury and Tri-State Wrestling called, I answered enthusiastically. Work was becoming mindless; complain, complain, complain. My brain was restless. My body, while at a physical peak, was tired of punishing weights. I needed excitement. I needed a challenge.

(Kennedy turns away from the window to look at the camera. Dark hair and a dark goatee don’t compare to his piercing glare, entering the homes of the viewers. He walks to his enormous desk and sits.)

Kennedy: In six shows, I’ve not only dominated the TSWF, I’m recreating it in my image. According to ICR’s rankings, the TSWF is the 7th best wrestling organization around. Wrestling only in the New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut area, I’ve managed to put the world on notice.

In those shows, I’ve ended the careers of two men. I’ve defeated the best and the brightest and I became the very first TSWF Champion. I’ve placed the federation on my back and taken it to the mountaintop. My return to the ring could hardly have gone better.

(Kennedy reaches behind his desk and pulls out a bottle of vitamin water. Unscrewing the lid, he takes a sip.)

Kennedy: When I first wrestled, I was straight out of college. First in the European Wrestling Federation, then in Killzone, I was always told that I wasn’t ready and I wasn’t going to make it. When Killzone folded into Shootfire Pro Wrestling and I wasn’t offered a contract, I returned to my family, tail between my legs, my dream crushed. Ten years later, I’ve taken over the family business and I’m now in position to resurrect those dreams.

In six shows, ICR’s rankings put me, “The Policy” Clyde Kennedy, as the 9TH greatest wrestler. In the world. In six shows, I’ve leapt over all the people who held me down, who said I’d never make it, and now they are looking up at me. Ants. I have reentered the industry, and the industry has noticed. And things will continue to change, and the world will notice.

I am not a patient man, but my ten years in purgatory have taught me that virtue. My goals are no longer to simply compete. To win. I’ve learned. I’ve evolved. The industry hasn’t. Some in the TSWF are fighting for the old ways, the ways that will keep TSWF in the Tri-State area forever, selling out bingo halls and basements. The federation will evolve by my hand.

The first step is by establishing the TSWF name around the world. There was once an extreme federation based out of Philadelphia that almost changed the world. But their leadership was weak. They lacked vision. I am a visionary. Here, at the 12 Days of Christmas Tournament, I will show the world what they are missing.

What they’re missing is me. “The Policy” Clyde Kennedy. According to the ICR rankings, I am “the brightest diamond” in TSWF. At the end of the 12 Days of Christmas tournament, there will be only one gold medalist, one man left standing, one man whose name will echo throughout the industry. Clyde. Kennedy.

(Clyde stands over his desk, his enormous fists holding him up as he towers over the camera.)

Kennedy: I am not afraid of the other 12 Days competitors. Allison DeTorre, Cobra, Jakob Volga, Mark Adams Jr., Matt Payne, Roman Anderson, and Stevie Porter. I am not afraid. No matter where they are from, what they have accomplished, what titles they have held, they are not Clyde Kennedy. They may be bigger, faster, stronger, more accomplished, but I am not afraid. Genetically, I am a freak of nature, the perfect melding of intelligence and ruthlessness. I am not afraid.

Every person I step into the ring with will lose. I will walk into the ring; I will punish their spine until they can no longer walk. Then, as they crawl around, trying to get to their feet, the match spinning down the drain, I will lift them across my shoulders into the most devastating submission move known to man, Kennedy’s Contraption. And they’ll tap, just like every person before them. And I’ll win, just like I always have and always will.

Matt Payne will be the first. I’ve heard of him. He talks a big game. He never stops talking. Cursing. I’ve met men like him. They are, and he is, overcompensating for something. Maybe he wasn’t hugged as a child. Maybe he was bullied in school before he matured. I don’t have time for maybes and screw-ups. He will be the first to fall. The first to feel my wrath.

Then it’s Roman Anderson. A man of few words. That I can appreciate. He believes that he is better than the rest. Better than me. That is something I cannot and will not tolerate. The world is watching the 12 Days of Christmas Tournament, waiting for the next big thing. I am that next big thing. The others will fall, and I will be the only one left stand.

They’ll feel the Contraption. Have you felt it yet?

(Clyde Kennedy’s emotionless face slowly turns into a twisted grin, like a shark smelling the scent of blood. The camera slowly zooms on his eyes, his unblinking eyes, as the video fades to black.)
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