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Seasons Beatings Rumble; ...open to everyone!
Topic Started: Nov 30 2008, 03:57 PM (1,315 Views)
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"Wild" Bill invites you this Holiday Season to the first ever
wrestling open bunkhouse rumble!

That's right.

Anyone and everyone is welcomed to enter into this chance to be called
the best wrestler across the board. All you have to do is survive
everyone else trying to do the exact same thing.

Let's see what you got.

Regards,
"Wild" Bill


p.s. I'll see you in the ring.







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Here's the short of it:


There's going to be a "royal rumble" styled match, brought to you by
none other than "Wild" Bill Ian. It will be apart of the 12 Days of
Christmas event ran out of the VXW, and will probably take place on
the last day of the event.

The rules? There are no rules. It is a bunkhouse brawl style rumble,
so after one and two are placed into the ring anything can happen.
Every minute another person will head to the ring and be entered.
There are no pins, submissions, just over the top rope goodness.

Here's what you the interested person needs to do:

1. Send in a short application for the person (people!) you want
entered (see below)

2. Send in a single "strat" for the rumble - game plan, targets, crazy
shit, etc..

3. Write a short promo by yourself, with others (bonus points!), make
it fun.

4. Wait for the rumble to show up.


YOU CAN ENTER AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU WANT! IN FACT, SEND IN A BUNCH OF
PEOPLE SO WE CAN MAKE THIS MATCH ABSOLUTELY HUUUUUUUUGE!


APP: Send to duffew AT yahoo DOT com


Your name:
Email addy:

Wrestler's name:
Height:
Weight:

Entrance Music:

Up to 5 signature moves:

Interesting tidbits about the character:
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-- Early Rumors about "Wild" Bill's 'Season Beatings' Rumble --



- Word is that this event is going to be so big, that possibly TWO
entire federations might be entering themselves into the chaos!

- Hey, speaking of Vegas... think an event this big would be complete
without some sort of appearance from the "devious" one?

- Most of the best feds have been contacted to spread the word of the open invite to their rosters.

- To date, there have been over 50 emails sent out. "Wild" Bill hopes that the event draws between 30-70 wrestlers... could you imagine the carnage?

- Plaxico Burress will probably not make it.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!



- 23 members from the small indy fed Supra Mega Wrestling have all entered their names into the rumble. That's right, TWENTY F'N THREE!*

- "Wild" Bill's enemy (okay, that didn't really narrow it down) Omega has pledged to join the rumble if only to be in the same building as "Wild" Bill himself - oh, but THEY WILL cross paths because "Wild" Bill has entered himself into the no holds barred rumble.

- The leader of the most dangerous stable in professional wrestling today, Widowmaker's Inc., "Showtime" Rick Marley has entered himself into the rumble. Will the rest follow? We will have to wait and see! He will be joined by former amateur wrestler, "Thug Life" Oz Rivera, and sado-masochistic goth, the Specter in the rumble.**

- More people join by the minute! Get your name entered today!





*Bren rules!
** Don rules!
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Considering the rumble has reached 36 entrants, I'm thinking that if you really really really want into this massive (awesome) match you'll need to email an app or letter of intent to duffew @ yahoo DOT com by December 19th.

That's next Friday.*



36!!!!!






*And for you non-teachers, :bleh:
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THE LIST!



Name, [alliances/tag team], - federation


1. "Wild" Bill Ian - IGA, VXW
2. Omega - VXW
3. "Sweet" Barry Bailey [The In Crowd] - SMW
4. Cho' Karim Lutanica [The In Crowd] - SMW
5. Northern Lights Bomber - SMW
6. El Dragón - SMW
7. "Hard" JC Green - SMW
8. The Arizonian - SMW
9. Marcus Nuit - SMW
10. Keith Stebbins - SMW
11. Livan Siaz - SMW
12. Anvil - SMW
13. Macht Kraftwerk II - SMW
14. Robert Todd - SMW
15. Mr. Honeydew [Slightly Irregular] - SMW
16. Mysterious Suited Guy [Slightly Irregular] - SMW
17. J'ambler Chaddix [The Jet Setters] - SMW
18. Bryant Wornor [The Jet Setters] - SMW
19. King Gerald [The Sing Kings] - SMW
20. King Larry [The Sing Kings] - SMW
21. Witter Stanley [Snob Hill/The In Crowd] - SMW
22. Dean Morgan [Snob Hill/The In Crowd] - SMW
23. Michail Brekhov [Russian Youth Movement] - SMW
24. Anatoly Malakhei [Russian Youth Movement] - SMW
25. Yevgeny Chuchkin [Russian Youth Movement] - SMW
26. Jimmy Cancer - Las Vegas Rehab Clinic
27. "Showtime" Rick Marley [Widowmaker's Inc.] - PVW
28. "Thug Life" Oz Rivera - UWF
29. The Spectre - NAW
30. Spooky Doom - ICWF
31. American Freebear - SWAT
32. Elephant’s HEAD - ???
33. "Vile" Vince Viper - SPW
34. 2nd Generation "Vile" Vince Viper - IGA
35. "The Scourge" Allison Detorre - VXW
36. Jiera Bayha - CWA
37. Nymira "Flare" D'aubergine - VWA (backstage announcer)
38. "The Legend" Sean Darring - NAW
39. Colt Daniels - None
40. El Corazon Negro
41. Soup Bone Samson
42. Maniac Jack
43. "Super Rad" Billy Kane
44. Hikarimono
45. Gamushara
46. "The Outlaw" Bobby Taylor
47. And if he survives Grant Stone, Todd Michaelson
48. "The Shit" Duke Thompson
49. "Crib Death" Chuck
50. Lexx Love III - ICWF
51. Bernstein
52. Wooderson
53. "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne - UWL
54. Blankman - ICWF
55. Masakatsu Irie - FULL SPEED
56. Funky Brewster - FULL SPEED
57. Soduku - FULL SPEED
58. Darkness Kitty! - FULL SPEED
59. Abracadabra - FULL SPEED
60. Shadows - FULL SPEED
61. Dragon ULTRA - FULL SPEED
62. Snake Eyes - FULL SPEED
63. The Crossing Guard - FULL SPEED
64. "812% Sex Machine" Ikuto Yone - FULL SPEED
65. Super Darkness Panda - FULL SPEED
66. Sumizome Ika
67. Junya Toroyama
68. Mad Hayashi - SIZZLER




Keep'em coming!
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Over 50!!

Still one week to get stuff in.
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FULL SPEED's roster added to the rumble!!!


Nearly 70!
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THE FINAL LIST OF PEOPLE



THE PROMOS!

Try not to read until you've dropped at least three... maybe four hits of acid.





I have to like find a way for everyone involved to read this... shit, I've got to post at like five places.

:censored:
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crap...forgot about the deadline.

I am a worm.
Orklad

or

Don, Lord of Pudding
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orklad,Jan 9 2009
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crap...forgot about the deadline.

I am a worm.


Eh, shit happens.
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THE FINAL LIST OF PEOPLE



THE PROMOS!

Try not to read until you've dropped at least three... maybe four hits of acid.





I have to like find a way for everyone involved to read this... shit, I've got to post at like five places.

:censored:

:banana: American Freebear to win! :banana:
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God please no
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God please no

I swear you are my biggest un-fan.
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Heh, several hits of acid was probably a good advisement. When "Barbed Wire" Ken is one of the more sane people in a packet, you know you've encountered some weirdos. Should make for an amusing rumble. :chairbash:
Note to self: Be erect by half past ten.
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About half done... maybe?

I remember having a lot more time in the past to do these things.

Just another week, I hope.
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