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Saturday Night Rampage [01.24.09]; SNR- January 24th, 2009
Topic Started: Feb 20 2009, 12:09 AM (287 Views)
KliqerT
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http://www.uwfcentral.com/cards/sr0124.txt
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WARNING: Spoilers in my comments below! DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE SHOW YET!

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This was a really great show! The opening segment was great and really set the tone for the show! Then you have all these great segments, Elliot-Gamma Ray brawl, Acorn-Young feud continuing, Whitecross-Martin feud continuing, the AWESOME Trey DaMann segment, some really good promos sprinkled throughout, especially Laura Davis's, and then the main event which culminates in this THROUGH THE ROOF MOMENT! Tumaffi shows up and DESTROYS THE UWF TITLE BELT!!! HOLY MOLY! That was nuts and awesome! Such a great show, UWF is rocking!

Top 3 Favorite Matches:
01-Tommy Stephens vs Oz Rivera
02-Epstein & Kauffman vs Martinez & Vasquez
03-Fiona Cassidy vs Fantasy Girl II

Top 3 Favorite Segments:
01-Epstein/Martinez/Kauffman/Vasquez opener
02-Trey DaMann Segment
03-Tommy Elliot-Gamma Ray Brawl

Top 3 Favorite Promos:
01-Laura Davis
02-Tommy Stephens
03-Gabriel Whitecross

Favorite Moment:
01-Tummaffi Arrives and Destroys UWF Title Belt!
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From top to bottom a good show. The Oz-Stephens and Main Event were two really well done matches. I won't ruin the ending but read it! What a way to end the show!!!

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SPOILER ALERT!





















Breaking News - Oz Rivera has located and murdered a number of school boys, muttering "roll up this".

And was promptly rolled up by their classmates, causing the grappler to ineffecturally flail about like a turtle on its back.

Film at 11!
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Juan Vasquez cracked the code. Oz Rivera will never be able to avoid the roll-up pin ever again!!!

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its' true...and now third graders are lining up to use it on him.

CURSE YOU, VASQUEZ!

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Flouzemaker
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It was a really good show, and starts off the next cycle with a bang.




On another note...

Peel st. is not scenic. Well, there is that small section with Dorchester Square in front of the SunLife Building, but that's it.

And the Peel Pub is a bona-fide shit-hole. But the kind of shit-hole like tries to look like it's actually a sports bar.
It was one of my three watering holes when I was 16 to 17.
Why?
a) They're just happy to have clients, so no ID checking.
b) 4$ for a pitcher. That's cheaper that store-bought beer. Fits nicely in a teen's budget, and at that age, you don't care that you're actually drinking beer flavored water.
c) 0.99$ spaghetti. I never ate it because the fact it was recycled from previously unfinished servings was well known. Did keep the prices down, though. As a drawback, the place has the record for the highest amount of health and hygiene violations fines annually. No... I think one Chinese restaurant beat them once...

'Course, I suppose the prices would have changed by now. Once you turn 18, you stop going there in favor of real watering holes. I only recently found out they managed to add a 2nd floor & terrace.



As a long side note...

The Peel Pub was the setting for one of the weirdest nights of my then young life.

[begin Penthouse letter]
I'm pretty sure I was 17 by then, and between girlfriends. It matters, because girls at my highschool started the rumour I was the ideal boyfriend, and that pretty much resulted in the best years a smallish plain looking guy could ever hope for. I learned of the rumor's existence five years later... but after it began, girls started hitting on me, a lot of 'em. And once I was hooked up, I turned down all other offers, which only made the rumour stronger for the next few years because I was firmly established as a guy that didn't cheat. Girls then stopped hitting on me while I was in a relationship, but as soon as it was known I'd broken up, I became very popular again.
Anywho...
I was single, which never happened for more than a handful of days back then (totally different story now, lol), and two girlfriends invite me to the Peel Pub, where they go so often they're pretty much regulars.
And I quickly understand why; the Peel Pub bouncer routinely buys them pitchers because he thought they were funny drunks. In hindsight, I figure he was hoping to get him some, but it didn't work out. He was so ugly he could've been a wrestler. Maybe he was...

In any case, thanks to the bouncer, I've got to two pretty girls drinking beer like it's a new diet whilst trying to hook up with me. Then, as everyone gets increasingly drunk, they start dropping hints that they might share me... yeah... potentially that kind of sharing, although it wasn't explicitly stated. Being a guy, it was still an allegation I thought worthy of an in depth investigation.

So as we leave the Peel Pub (after I discreetly hug the bouncer whilst sobbing heartfelt thank yous) and take the metro (subway) to head for the remote suburb in which the girls live (they're almost neighbors)... specifically, to the girl's house whose parents are gone for the weekend. The girls are wasted to an especially high degree, and the subway ride is fun... until some creepy guy in the next wagon starts hinting that he has a gun in his coat pocket, and glares at us menacingly. The fun factor wanes as the girls get totally creeped out.
It entirely disappears when, at a later station, the guys hastily leaves his wagon and enters ours. He sits close by and resumes his creepy/menacing glares and hints of his gun possession. By now, the girls are scared shitless, and no one says a word. I do drop some a few "don't worry," and I'm positive the girls were too drunk to notice how scared I was myself. After all, I was blessed with the gift of craven cowardliness.

In whispered mutters, the girls come up with a brilliant plan: When our station comes up, the girls bolt to the exit while I stay behind to make sure the dangerous maniac doesn't follow by any means necessary. Before I can object to this lopsided plan of theirs, the doors open and the girls run away, kinda, in a more or less straight line. I, like a moron, do stay behind to guard their retreat.

So here is what happened:
Nothing. Creepy guy stayed in the train and rode away.
When I meet up with the girls again and they ask what happened, I wisely answer "you don't wanna know."
Given their new state of safety (and still complete drunkenness), the girls now think it was the most awesome thing ever, and I'm oh so brave and virile. Ménage à trois, here I come.

However, a long walk remains before I get to the promised land. It's a long trek made longer because the girls are having some real difficulties with walking, by now. They start alternatively isolating the other girl to steal a kiss... then fall in a pillowy snowbank for a short make-out sessions. The prettiest turns out to be the most awful kisser I've ever encountered, choking me by forcibly shoving her tongue as deeply as she can down my throat... but I feel confident that the generous size of her bust will amply make up for it.

We get to the home and, as promised, no parents to be found anywhere. We try to get things moving along, but it becomes clear to me that there is now a high risk of one of the girls chickening out. They were sort of hoping I'd've chosen one by now, a choice I couldn't make at the time. Instead, I suggest we play some music and have a little drink.
Bigger-boobs girl returns with a bottle of green crème de menthe. It was apparently the obvious choice because it's her parent's least favorite (no wonder) and they'd be less likely to notice it being gone, or even care. As the way too sweet liqueur get consumed, everyone gains in courage, and I witness something I never saw again until I started renting an apartment in the gay village: two girls kissing each other, for real. They were timid at first, and I'm certain my over-active imagination made it much hotter than it really was.
Time to move in for the kill.

But then, one of them gets up and starts hastily wobbling towards the bathroom to puke her guts out on the kitchen floor, then the hallway, abefore finally getting behind the porcelain bus' wheel.
We assist her as best we can, and I end up with the fun task of cleaning up the kitchen and hallway, because vomiting girl doesn't want me to see her like that. I suppose it's a good thing, because she just keeps on hurling and hurling, sometimes twice at once.

Twice at the same time?
Yeah, a quick peek in the bathroom answers that one.
One of them passes out in the bathroom, the other on the sofa.
I call a taxi and leave.
[/End Penthouse letter.]



My apologies for the long story... the Peel Pub brings forth much memories of my misspent youth!


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