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Saturday Night Rampage [02.14.09]; Cupid's Revenge 2009!
Topic Started: Mar 30 2009, 10:54 PM (450 Views)
KliqerT
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http://www.uwfcentral.com/cards/sr0214.txt
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ratrangerm
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So what did the quarter hours turn out to be? That ratings killer ruins everything!

(I will let you all read the show and figure out who that is.)
"Just as I discovered the meaning of life, it changed." -- George Carlin
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Man, lemme just tell you...it's a good thing Scott Daniels' jailbait daughter isn't on the roster anymore. This episode would've been AWKWARD. Can you imagine?

Trey and Samantha: :cupid: :kiss:

Scott and Trey: :getthetable:

The rest of the roster: :groupwave:
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I dunno, if Samantha has her dad's tendency for back problems, wouldn't that be a problem for breeding stock worthy of a DaMann? :D
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Well, Trey was running out of names. I mean, go any further and he would've had to reach back into the UWF archives and get Erin McCoys or something.

:insane:
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Wow! This show was SOOOOOOOOOOO much fun! So many of the "date" promos had me laughing out loud and was so much fun! The matches were tons of fun, the surprises were pretty wild on the show and it was just a really, really, really fun show! UWF is rocking!

Top 3 Favorite Matches:
01-Cupid's Revenge 2009 Final
02-Stephens/St. James vs Vinnie/Sonya vs Tumaffi/Corvette
03-Juan/Saratoga vs Eliott/Sylhouette vs Holliday/Levinger

Top 5 Favorite Promos:
01-Tumaffi & Corvette
02-Love Connection w/ Orin LeBlanc
03-Oz Rivera & Lolita Love
04-Brett Young
05-Juan Vasquez & Scottie Saratoga [tie]
05-Tommy Eliott & Sylhouette [tie]
05-Gamma Ray & Laura Davis [tie]

Top 3 Moments:
01-Randall Osborne Returns!
02-Trey DaMann Makes Indecent Proposals!
03-Shady Officials Are Looking For Sylhouette!
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Flouzemaker
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ratrangerm,Mar 31 2009
09:43 AM
So what did the quarter hours turn out to be? That ratings killer ruins everything!

(I will let you all read the show and figure out who that is.)

Can someone explain this to me?

There are a lot of references I don't get in the UWF (anything that has to do with anything that happened in the past, really)...


Come to think of it... I don't know what quarter hours are to begin with...
Maybe there's just too much explaining that needs to be done.
It happens, sometimes.







As for the people looking for Sylhouette, they'll be familiar to those who have been reading Angels & Amazons - and they, in turn, already had the spoiler of Corvette and Tumaffi teaming up.


A real good show - and I'm not just saying that because Gamma Ray singlehandedly defeated a 400lbs Samoan to earn himself a title shot - I quite like how the UWF as a whole seems to be steadily gathering momentum (and debuting wrestlers).
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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ratrangerm,Mar 31 2009
06:43 AM
So what did the quarter hours turn out to be? That ratings killer ruins everything!


But...Alex Martinez wasn't on the show. :dontknow:
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 1 2009
11:32 AM
ratrangerm,Mar 31 2009
06:43 AM
So what did the quarter hours turn out to be? That ratings killer ruins everything!


But...Alex Martinez wasn't on the show. :dontknow:

Hey!!
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Yo Its X
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DaveG,Apr 1 2009
12:55 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 1 2009
11:32 AM
ratrangerm,Mar 31 2009
06:43 AM
So what did the quarter hours turn out to be? That ratings killer ruins everything!


But...Alex Martinez wasn't on the show. :dontknow:

Hey!!


Don't worry if I wasn't selling injuries from a certain Fat Samoan, we'd brought the house down 'cause Beebs and I had talked about a Martinez-Epstein match that no one would seen coming. :)

And if there's a ratings killer, it be the crappy champion we have. :)
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blibblab
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Yo Its X,Apr 2 2009
07:08 PM
DaveG,Apr 1 2009
12:55 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 1 2009
11:32 AM
ratrangerm,Mar 31 2009
06:43 AM
So what did the quarter hours turn out to be? That ratings killer ruins everything!


But...Alex Martinez wasn't on the show. :dontknow:

Hey!!


Don't worry if I wasn't selling injuries from a certain Fat Samoan, we'd brought the house down 'cause Beebs and I had talked about a Martinez-Epstein match that no one would seen coming. :)

And if there's a ratings killer, it be the crappy champion we have. :)

Just saying, technically Tommy Stephens can be called a "fat Samoan" (he still own a piece of property on American Samoa! And he's still a little "doughy"!)... but of course it's not Stephens - he's waiting until he can have a title match to out drink Epstein (I heard he's a bit of a lightweight)
If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

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blibblab,Apr 2 2009
06:37 PM

Just saying, technically Tommy Stephens can be called a "fat Samoan" (he still own a piece of property on American Samoa! And he's still a little "doughy"!)...

I still haven't decided whether Tumaffi will try to kill him, or embrace him as his Samoan bretheren. The former is more likely but the latter is too potentially funny to dismiss as a possibility.
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JeremyS,Apr 3 2009
01:07 AM
blibblab,Apr 2 2009
06:37 PM

Just saying, technically Tommy Stephens can be called a "fat Samoan" (he still own a piece of property on American Samoa! And he's still a little "doughy"!)...

I still haven't decided whether Tumaffi will try to kill him, or embrace him as his Samoan bretheren. The former is more likely but the latter is too potentially funny to dismiss as a possibility.

Tumaffi trying to embrace ANYONE always makes for a good visual. :hug2:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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crimsonjoe
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I think Tumaffi should try to get Tommy Stephens to marry one or two of his 38 cousins. After all, what's the point of being Samoan if you're not part of an extended wrestling family?
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crimsonjoe,Apr 3 2009
12:43 PM
I think Tumaffi should try to get Tommy Stephens to marry one or two of his 38 cousins. After all, what's the point of being Samoan if you're not part of an extended wrestling family?

Well, I heard that Stephens may be related to Tumaffi (or as Tommy likes to call him, "Big T-Money") by being a brother from another mother's lover...
If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson
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