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Kings Of Europe Press Conference Thread; Hear The Coaches, Players and Fans!
Topic Started: May 27 2009, 09:25 AM (1,687 Views)
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This thread is for interviews from coaches, players and fans! Should be fun stuff here!
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News bit from the Dublin Wild Hunt post game conference

Sean Doyle: What do you mean? Last time I checked we didn't get beaten by a better a team ... we got beat by the worst officiating I have ever seen. I'm personally going to buy the refs in London spectacles so that this outrage does not happen there.
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From Majestic Madrid post game conference:

Coach Fernando Sanz: I understand that the Wild Hunt are upset at losing in the opening game of the season and at home too. I'm sure they wanted to please their crowd, as does any team. No one likes to lose, much less at home. But saying that, I think that the Wild Hunt just didn't do enough with their opportunities. They controlled possession of the ball more than we did but couldn't make good on it. We made good of our opportunities and that's why we won the game!

Reporter: What about the officiating? The disallowed goal and the handball call!

CFS: What about them? I think the offsides call was correct and the handball was non-existant. Xavi Lopez's back was turned, he didn't hit the ball with his arm on purpose, the ball hit his arm while his back was turned. Totally different in terms of intention. Again, I understand they're upset that they lost but we all have to carry on and we'll be playing each other again down the road so they will have a chance to revenge today's result!
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Select soundbites from the London Lion's post match press conference

Coach David Lennon: Bloody hell! I can assure you the actions of those Scottish hooligans won't go unpunished. Never have I witnessed such blatant disregard for human life than out of the supporters for the Glasgow Horde. I can only hope that the fans from Dublin are a little more civilized than the Scots.

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Hugh Beckham: I performed my best today and the standings show it. Come the end of the season, you'll see my name still remaining at the top of the Goal Scorer board.
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The Roma Legionaries finally arrived back from their hard fought game in Amsterdam that ended in a 3 to 3 tie. Coach Enzo Pozzo was caught by a series of reporters. His mood wasn't the greatest be it from the jet lag or the play of Roma defender Alberto Rossi.

When asked about the play of the Legionaries he fired back. "We obviously still have some work to do. Italy is the home of some of the greatest soccer players to grace this world. When we were asked to join the Kings of Europe league it wasn't an if we would win ... It was a when."

The Italian reporters all nodded agreeing with the confident words of the Legionnaire coach. However the next question brought out the fire in the coach.

He was asked about the play of Right defender, Alberto Rossi. The response was harsh to most, but understandable to the nation of Italy. "If Alberto Rossi wants to keep his spot on this team he better start playing like a true Italian. We have one of the greatest goal keepers in the world in Riccardo Motta. However it is the job of the defense to keep the ball infront of them at all times. Alberto Rossi will not have a game like this again and if he does ... He can go find himself a job playing in Paris. Isn't that where all the retreads go?"

There were snickers from the reporters, but they quickly all shook their heads agreeing with the confident coach. He was asked next about the Glasgow Horde coming to Rome.

"It will be an honor to show the Horde what it's like to play good Soccer. We caught bits and pieces of their game against London and they didn't look like they would be all that much of a problem. However to show them we are good sports we have made sure there will be plenty of Lasagna catered to their locker room. After all Rome is never a bad host."

Attention quickly turned to Roma's young fiery franchise player midfielder, Fabio Pepe. The question was asked if he caught the performance of London's midfielder Hugh Beckham.

"Yeah I heard he had a good game, but that doesn't shock me. I mean the Horde has never been known for their good defense and once you find yourself one on one with any goal keeper it's only a matter of time until the ball touches the net."

His star power is only matched by his confidence. When he was asked if Hugh Beckham has surpassed him as the top Midfielder in the game. His smile quickly faded. "Have you seen Fabio Pepe play?" The reporter quickly shook his head yes and that resulted in. "Then don't waste my time with such amateur questions."

That would be the last question as Roma's black sheep for the first game defender, Alberto Rossi came out of the tunnel and reporters flocked that way, but we can't print what was said due to the request of our beloved Roma Legionnaires franchise.
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Rumors going around Roma is the Ultra's have bought up tickets in waves for the game coming up against the Glasgow Horde. One unnamed source was quoted; "We dare the Hooligans to make the trip to Rome."

The Horde are known to travel in waves so it will be interesting to see what kind of atmosphere the game will be in Rome.
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I don't know who are worse -- the Italians (stabbing Man U fans in advance of the Champions League Final game today) or the Scottish (stabbing fans after the Rangers won the Scottish League)
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[Romania.]

[God you suck Romania. When I watched the movie Kicking and Screaming, I had no idea I'd be living it. Fucking Romania. God I'm depressed. What better time for a...]

PRESS CONFERENCE

[Despite the poor weather, and miserable result, the "stadium" that FC Vârcolac Bucharest calls home is still bursting with life. The large gypse camp set up under the score board shows no time of leaving anytime soon. Children from the roaming band chase SOME RANDOM ROOSTER around the field, hoping for supper. An old croan walks up to the camera.]

Muma Pădurii: HAKGUHHHHHHAHBDUSLITLSIHSLHGJKAAAAAAAALLEIKDI!!!!

[Maybe I should translate from Romanian?]

Muma Pădurii: HAKGUHHHHHHAHBDUSLITLSIHSLHGJKAAAAAAAALLEIKDI!!!!

[The miserable old crone reminds you to watch "Drag Me To Hell" Friday, before turning away... joining the children's chase for dinner... though not interested in the rooster.]

Sandra Romain: This reminds me of the time I did triple anal...

[Porn superstar Sandra Romain won 4 AVN awards not two years ago... she gave that life up to follow her TRUE PASSION... bad Romanian football apparently. Sandra seems depressed as she stomps through the frame.]

Miss Crystal: Don't worry... we'll make a HUGE comeback, just like when I won the 2006 EUROVISION!

[...You don't follow Eurovision, but there is NO WAY the woman wearing a blue wig won it. As she starts singing a Romanian folk song, the BASTARD CHILDREN of star player Tiberiu Goma hold their ears in agony... will it ever stop? Looking to get away from the racket, the camera finally pans over to a podium where the actually press conference is taking place. Coach Edmund Caspian looks less than pleased, and a little drunk.]

Edmund Caspian: THE RED MENACE ISN'T OVER... MY GUYS ARE WORRIED THEY'LL GET NUKED IF THEY GO OVER THOSE RUSSIAN BASTARDS!!! They don't want their homeland taken over again... <grimace> Not that I can understand why anyone would want this shitty country. Why didn't Turkey return my calls?

[Turning to the team.]

Edmund Caspian: LOSERS! ...Well... we have a season to whip these pathetic jerks into shape before taking those Ruskies on again. How are we going to beat them next time? ...Well, my boys fundamentals couldn't be any worse... but the real problem is the threat of Nuclear Holocaust... so we're going to try to turn this backwater nation into a major world power. Then my guys won't take a dive.

[It's sound.]

Edmund Caspian: ...why didn't Turkey return my calls.

Muma Pădurii: HAKGUHHHHHHAHBDUSLITLSIHSLHGJKAAAAAAAALLEIKDI!!!!

[The crone runs into the camera trying to snatch up the children.]
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***Select Soundbites from the London Lions' post match press conference - 6/2/09***

Hugh Beckham: I'd give credit to Cristian Torres for keeping me on my toes but he may not see it coming from this far away.

Coach David Lennon: Dublin put on a good showing and deserve their solo point. As for our opponents next week, we will enjoy capturing a well-needed three points off of their backs. We also look forward to facing the Rome Legionnaires down the road and seeing if they can try their same tired antics against us.


**We also caught up with some fans outside of the stadium and they had this to say...***

Jeremy Limewood: Awright geeezzaa! How dare those bastards from Dublin come in'er aaahr garden gnome an' disrespect us wiv their poor two an eight ov football. Sorted mate.

Sam Brixben: Gawdon Bennet! Lions be the bloody Mae West and that's all I got ter say on that. Bucharet fer not. OK?

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PARIS -- Parrots Manager Jean-Pierre Fanni blamed the quality of wine served at their pre-match meal for the lethargic performance which saw his team lose 3-2 at home to the Amsterdam Admirals. "My players cannot drink this cheap Shiraz before a match," he complained, "It is much too fruity, especially with chicken. If the club want success, it has to start to pay attention to every little detail. This begin with the grape. I go myself on a scouting mission to the Rhone Valley as soon as possible."

Several of Fanni's players seemed out-of-sorts during the game, with goalkeeper Loic Govou at fault for all three goals and defender Cedric Viera yellow-carded for a clumsy challenge on Nigel Marcellis. Brazillian youngster Josue Melo was also lucky to escape a booking for the dive which won the the Parrots a late penalty. "We are only a young team," said the 45 year old French coach, "We are still learning. I have players from Brazil who never drunk wine before they come to Paris. You drink good quality wine, it make you feel good -- give you confidence."

"But when wine has too much alcohol -- you see today with our players -- it give you bad concentration, bad coordination, bad balance," he added.

When asked whether drinking three glasses of red wine was really the best way for his players to prepare for a big match, Fanni replied, "Everybody know the health benefit that come from drinking red wine -- in moderation, of course. French wine especially contain very high levels of procyanidins, which are very healthy for the heart."

This defeat leaves the Parrots just one point clear of the 'Red Lantern' position at the bottom of the Kings of Europe standings. On next week's crucial meeting with the Rome Legionaires, Fanni said, "I select the wine before our next match. A nice Crozes-Hermitage La Petite Ruche Vintage. It is very smoky, with supple tannins and hints of oak. We perform much better with this."

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[Scene opens to a news anchor desk where a Caucasian man dressed in a navy blue suit with a white shirt and a gray tie and with short brown hair is sitting at.]

Man: Hello, my name is Paul Jeffries and welcome to Kings Of Europe News Report! It has been reported today that Kings Of Europe officials are preparing to make a major announcement at the start of Week Three of the season! Rumors are it may be about a special tournament to take place during the holidays. But nothing at this point has been confirmed. We will have more details as they come in!

[Paul adjusts some papers on his desk]

PJ: In other news, in Week Two action Majestic Madrid just barely won at home against FC Vârcolac Bucharest by 3 to 2. We caught up with Madrid coach Fernando Sanz and asked him about the game!

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[Cuts to Majestic Madrid coach Fernando Sanz in front of reporters.]

FS: I think my team showed a lot of character and a lot of fight by coming back from being down 2-1, to win 3-2. We dug in our heels and
pulled out the result we needed and now we're the top team in Kings Of Europe.

Reporter: Antonito Balsa scored two goals in the game and assisted with the first goal. Is he the big difference maker for the club?

FS: I think the whole team worked hard, not just Balsa. He is very talented especially given how young he is, there is no question about it. I think he has the potential to be the best striker in the league but at his age he has a long time to peak yet I would imagine. He has been crucial to our wins but Sergio Alonso contributed a goal, Joris Sneijder assisted on Balsa's first goal, and our defense and midfield contributed in many ways. The whole team has performed well and that is why we are currently the top team in the league.

Reporter: Kings Of Europe has only gone through 2 weeks, there are still 16 weeks to go. Do you think Madrid can keep a hold on the top spot for the next 16 weeks when Glasgow only held it for one?

[Sans shrugs.]

FS: I would imagine this early on the top spot will change often. At least a few times. We will do our best and that is all we can do. I have faith in my players and feel they will perform when we need it and produce the results we need.

[Cuts to 18 year old striker Antonito Balsa in front of reporters.]

Reporter: Did Bucharest defender Radu Sirato give you much trouble?

AB: Oh yes! Sirato was very tough, I could not find a way around him all night. He was very tough indeed. I will have to improve tremendously to be able to get past him I think!

Reporter: You are tied with Dirk Schaars of Amsterdam and Giorgio Zambrotta for goal scoring after two weeks. Do you think you can surpass them and take the Golden Boot at the end of the season?

[Balsa shrugs.]

AB: They are very talented, especially Zambrotta who has tremendous finishing. I think Hugh Beckham from London has to be mentioned because he can do long range shots like no one else in the league. I can't hit long range shots like him for sure. I'm not worried about winning the Golden Boot, I am just concerned with performing well for the team and helping the team win games. That is what is most important to me. I was born in Madrid and will be a Madridsta my whole career and life, so anything I can do, however small, to help the team do well I will do it!

[Cuts back to Paul in the studio.]

PJ: Next week Madrid will be facing Berlin Brewers in Berlin. That is all for now, til next week!

[Fades to commercials]
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A gathering has happened … Camera's fire through the massive crowd and in the center is Roma Legionaries coach - Enzo Pozzo ...

"We came, We saw, We conquered."

A roar filled through the crowd as they lifted their beers cheering on the victorious coach who led the Legionaries to a triumph beating of three to one over the Glasgow Horde. Led by the elite scorers Girogio Zambrotta and Fabio Pepe they sent rocket after rocket past whatever goalie the Horde pushed out there. The loyal Ultra fans of Rome painted the town in celebrations while the criminal Hooligans of Scotland were kept behind bars for their law breaking ways. Enzo Pozzo continued to praise the loyal Roma fans ...

"We had an extra man on the field tonight. Each and every one of you showed those low class Hooligans what it's like to be a true fan ... A fan of a winning team ... AN ITALIAN!!!"

Cheers and fist bumps for everyone! Roma defender, Alberto Rossi stepped up besides his smiling coach ... He sported a black eye, but the pain was no more. Enzo Pozzo praised the black sheep defender as he patted him on the back.

"How about the gusty performance from this kid? He stared that hot head MacCloud in the face ... He stood up for Roma and every Italian. Sure he took a right cross, but bruises heal and tonight Rossi stands here with pride!"

OOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Rossi toasted the crowd as he returned next to his teammates. Next to join the loved coach was KOE's greatest scorer, Girogio Zambrotta. With a soccer ball in hand he turned to his fellow friends.

"This is the game ball from our heart fought victory. You fans stood tall and pushed those criminals back and for that you all are the true heroes of the game!"

A roar echoed through!

"I am proud to stand at the top of KOE's leading scoring charts. With such stars on this team it's my honor to lead Europe!"

I guess nobody told him about Antonito Balsa or Dirk Schaars, but nobody is mentioning them ... Fabio Pepe joins is co-captain who is decked out in the best suit money can buy ...

"I wonder what the mood in Scotland is right about now? Probably the same as it will be in Paris rather soon."

Roma will host those whine drinking Parrots. Do they even know how to play Soccer? We figure not!

"I didn't hear any mention of that Pepe fan boy Beckham. How did he do ... More so how did London do?"

A roar of laughter is heard through the gathering. We don't get the joke ... They got a tie just like Roma did in week one. Pepe then lost focused and walked over two a group of very attractive ladies. However don't fear Legionaries coach, Enzo Pozzo was ready to fire some final words to Paris.

"Paris we know your season hasn't been going all that well. We are honorable hosts ... We welcome you with open arms and look forward our scrimmage. After all we can use a little extra practice."

And that was the final joke of the night because if we share anymore then we may upset the rest of the cities in KOE ... Oh and somebody might want to tell him that the game is in Paris. Then again we don't want to spoil the celebration.
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Paul Jeffries: It has been reported that London Lion's Coach David Lennon is scouting Majestic Madrid's Antonito Balsa and may be offering the young striker a chance to leave Madrid for the confines of the 'Lion's Den' in London.

No word yet from Balsa or Madrid's coach Fernando Sanz on this matter.
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Following a demoralising defeat at the hands of the Berlin Brewers, Moscow Red Bears coach Vasili Gabulov took his players on a team building exercise to the Krepkaya Vodka distillery on Monday afternoon.

After emerging from the distillery at 3am, the lone journalist who had remained outside in the freezing cold was able to get the following quote from a rosy-cheeked Gabulov.

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Hic. I love you. Mang.


Meanwhile, 36 year old former club captain Sergei Rasputin was very vocal about his teams poor performance.

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It wasn't good enough. We are a proud club with proud fans and we should not have fallen to the Germans like that. We, as Russians must always fight off the threat from the West regardless of the circumstances. I was embarrassed by our spineless performance but it will make us stronger. More resolute.

We will travel to the Netherlands with the fire in our bellies burning brighter than ever.

For Russia, comrades.
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Dutch coach Mark van der Wiel expressed mild disappointment after his club's 3-2 victory over Paris.

"Honestly? I think the match was much closer than it should have been," stated the 44 year old former striker.

Smugly smoking a cigarette in a long filter and his trademark Serengeti Sedona sunglasses covering his eyes, van der Wiel dismissed notions that the Parisian squad played a good match with a backhanded wave of his right hand.

"My grandmother could have scored today if she were getting away with all the things Paris was today," van der Wiel said with a snide connotation.

"Obviously Paris understood that the skill and grace that my team brings can only be competed with through underhanded tactics and blatant cowardice but that is alright, we are used to this sort of behavior. Last week we had Roma and their "attacking" style and this week we faced a similar "style", only Paris could not execute as well as the referees did last week... I mean the Legionaires," van der Wiel stated.

When asked about being concerned about fines from the league office, Coach van der Wiel laughed.

"The truth hurts and I fully expect the league to try and protect its special needs officials. We Dutch are used to being pushed around and these last two games have been no different. How much is the fine anyhow? I have my cheque book with me and I can just write out two or three for the league office; one for now and the others for later since I seem to be the only one telling the truth."
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