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| HUGE update 01/30/2009.; Now even more messed up than before! | |
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| Mozeart | Jan 30 2009, 09:31 PM Post #1 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ HUGE UPDATE, January 30, 2009. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ TABLE OF CONTENTS. ------------------------------------------------------------ 1) Opening spiel. 2) Schedule of events. 3) Website. 4) Matchwriters. 5) Results. 6) Injuries, fines, suspensions, etc. 7) IRC Channel. 8) Upcoming shows. 9) Roster. 10) Other news. ------------------------------------------------------------ 1) OPENING SPIEL. ------------------------------------------------------------ Newsflash: Real life delays card put out by a 1-man-show. Is the fed closing? I'm glad you asked, because this finally puts the final nail in the coffin of the old adage “there are no stupid questions”, because that's a darned silly thing to ask. This would've gone out last night, but a sewer line broke in my house, allowing poo gas fumes to fill the place. We thought it was natural gas, 'cause hey, they smell the same, and both make you sick. Long story short; today's my day off, and here's a card plus update! ------------------------------------------------------------ 2) Schedule of events. ------------------------------------------------------------ I want to keep things fast and loose, but here's the approximate current schedule. Y'know, give or take a week... Saturday-Thursday: Flashing and stratting. Friday: HUGE Live! A rolling schedule of 3 summary cards and 1 “highlight reel” card. This will be summary show 2 of 3. When I get to it: HUGE Overflow. If anyone can't make the deadline, just shoot me an email at hugemail@e-wrestling.info and it will be done. Said extension will be 2 days, and that's it. No more. If this knocks us off our schedule, no problem, just remember “fast and loose”. If it gets too bad, we'll just skip a week and be right back on track. ------------------------------------------------------------ 3) WEBSITE. ------------------------------------------------------------ The URL for the HUGE website is: http://www.huge.e-wrestling.info/. I'll be working on it today ... unveiling it, hopefully soon. ------------------------------------------------------------ 4) MATCHWRITERS. ------------------------------------------------------------ Normally, these are not necessary, although you can help your chances of winning a match by writing spots appropriate to the format of the show in which they are presented. If you want, you can volunteer to write your own jobber match (scheduled or not), and also, if you want your character to offer commentary (on one of the highlight reel shows) feel free to volunteer (so long as your own characters aren't competing in the match). ------------------------------------------------------------ 5) RESULTS. ------------------------------------------------------------ Attached is the second “Highlight Reel” version of HUGE Live! The next card will be summary with sparse commentary, then another “Highlight Reel” format card. I've put in some spoiler space so those of you who haven't read the card can do so. The winners and losers are listed below. Additionally, the card itself is attached to the email. If you haven't read it yet open it now! Scott Nielsen d. Jerko D. Clown. Antonio Morientes d. “King of the Cruiserweights” Twinkletoes Tiwilliger. Preston Mayfield d. Lightning Foot III. Jason Dynamite -vs- Dylan Scott not shown. No contest.* Tre Jordan d. The Spectre. * - Neither handler flashed or stratted, and Dynamite's handler switched out for another character. Jason Dynamite is now considered a jobber. ------------------------------------------------------------ 6) Injuries, fines, suspensions, etc. ------------------------------------------------------------ Suspensions. ------------ None. You'd have to be pretty bad to get suspended from a place like HUGE, and nobody's done anything that bad yet. Fines. ------------ None. Keep in mind that your character's not getting much money from HUGE, so a fine is a pretty big deal. Injuries ------------ -- Tre Jordan escaped the Spectre's wrath after slipping one in on him, but still has bruised ribs. Asked for comment after his match, he checked over his shoulder, gasped for breath, then walked away, probably to avoid meeting up with the Spectre again. –- Lightning Foot III is out of action due to extensive injuries after his match with Preston Mayfield. He has a concussion, bruised larynx, and pulled groin. It is not known when he will be returning to action. ------------------------------------------------------------ 7) IRC CHANNEL ------------------------------------------------------------ Does anybody care to start this? Seems like IRC has lost its steam in recent years. Nobody's ever replied to me about this, but I'll leave the section until someone tells me to stop asking. ------------------------------------------------------------ 8) UPCOMING SHOWS ------------------------------------------------------------ HUGE Live! Saturday, February 7, 2009. ---------------------- “Big Celt” Grant O'Hara -vs- “The After School Special” Dylan Scott. (Opener) -------------------------------------------- A cruiserweight sensation with a bad, high-and-mighty attitude, Dylan Scott entered HUGE to train for entrance into PVW. Thusfar, it's been a rough road, and it's likely to get rougher. A rough and tumble competitor, Grant O'Hara is the kind of guy who likes to take punks down a peg. Who will rise to the occasion, and who will take the big fall? Click it, stream it ... HUGE LIVE! Tre Jordan -vs- Vile “Vince” Viper Deluxe. -------------------------------------------- Bursting onto the scene, with a name that carries weight, VVV is the kind of hardcore competitor that sends most people running for the hills. With his shocking win over the Spectre now in the books, the booking committee (read: Barney Johnson) thought it would be a logical next step to have Tre Jordan take on the split-tongued hardcore freak in the 100+ pound muscle-suit. Rumor has it that if successful this week, Tre Jordan's next opponent will be either the Cloverfield Monster or Galactus, their respective schedules permitting. Preston Mayfield -vs- “King of the Cruiserweights” Twinkletoes Tiwilliger. -------------------------------------------- Two near-subhuman creeps collide! It's the 500+ pound “Cruiserweight” taking on the man most consider to be the most disgusting man in HUGE. Fresh off of taking Lightning Foot III out of commission and (reputedly) seducing Cindy Hewitt, can the talentless uber-cheat possibly overcome the elephant that thinks he's a mouse? Will they even fight? Will they instead have a farting contest in a closet to see who will pass out first!? The only way to find out is to click it, stream it—HUGELIVE~!!! Scott Nielsen -vs- Crimson Dragon. -------------------------------------------- Victorious over a much larger men in his matches since coming to HUGE, Scott Nielsen is now slated to collide with someone who is cut from the same physical mold. This cruiserweight contest is sure to set the building alight with high-flying action, but with manager Colt Parker in his opponent's corner, Nielsen will still be outweighed in numbers, if not pounds. Leon Wellsley -vs- “The Walking Contradiction” Sabbath. -------------------------------------------- A haughty brit collides with a living legend. It's unknown why Sabbath and his longtime friend/enemy/etcetera Vince Viper are doing in a smalltown league like HUGE, but it could spell trouble for Wellsley. His first major test in the Crotch of America's Heartland, Wellsley likely didn't see this one coming, but he'd better be on his toes against Sabbath. A longtime veteran of ring wars, Sabbath will hurt his smaller opponent if he isn't careful. It just goes to show that, with Barney Johnson holding the book, you should expect the unexpected in HUGE! Antonio Morientes -vs- The Spectre. (Main Event) -------------------------------------------- In possibly the most anticipated match since HUGE joined the SSN family, it's the most popular, most successful man thusfar in HUGE taking on the great monster exiled to the Crotch of America's Heartland by the Strickland Sports Corporation. Not defeated, but still coming up on the short end of the stick against Tre Jordan, Spectre is sure to be furious coming to the ring against Morientes. Looking strong against every competitor he's faced thusfar, Morientes should relish a head-on collision with a nefarious man called monster by most. Regardless of the outcome, this is sure to be the barn-burner that brings the heat to the Hellfire Arena. HUGELive! ------------------------------------------------------------ 9) ROSTER. ------------------------------------------------------------ As with most E-Feds, the HUGE roster changes frequently, so please read the below sections to see who's coming and going. Also see the website to read these wrestlers' profiles. The Automatic Jobber Rule: Although it's been mentioned before, this is the first time the rule has been given a name. This is the rule that states, if you don't flash or strat for 3 straight cards, your guy becomes a jobber, and gets to lose on Overflow to active wrestlers. That being said, there are people on the roster who will be subject to this rule this week. Flash before the deadline (Saturday, 12:01am), tell me to take you off the active roster or accept your status as jobber. There will be no individual warnings, nor will I “fire” inactive wrestlers. Do the work or do the job. Period. ------------------------------ Incoming. ------------------------------ “Big Celt” Grant O'Hara. Leon Wellsley. Crimson Dragon. “The Walking Contradiction” Sabbath. Vile “Vince” Viper Deluxe. ------------------------------ DEPARTURES ------------------------------ Jason Dynamite (jobberized). ------------------------------ FIRINGS ------------------------------ None as yet. ------------------------------ ON HIATUS ------------------------------ Lightning Foot III (bouncing email address). ------------------------------ Singles ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Name Alignment. 1: Crimson Dragon Heel. 2: Tre Jordan Face. 3: Preston Mayfield Heel. 4: Antonio Morientes Face. 5: Scott Nielsen Face. 6: Grant O'Hara Face. 7: Sabbath Face. 8: Dylan Scott Heel. 9: The Spectre Heel. 10: Twinkletoes Tiwilliger Neutral. 11: Vile “Vince” Viper Deluxe Face. 12: Leon Wellsley Heel. 0 roster spots saved, 4 open to new handlers. 5 face singles, heel singles, 1 actual "neutral" characters and one where alignment was left blank... 3 PVW waiting list wrestlers. ------------------------------ Tag team ------------------------------ Name Members Alignment 1: Vile “Vince” Viper Deluxe and Sabbath Face. 0 saved roster spots, 8 open. 0 face teams, 0 heel teams, 0 "neutral" teams. ------------------------------ Jobbers ------------------------------ 1: Tony Blake Face. 2: Crackhead Heel. 3: El Gato Face. 4: Jerko D. Clown Heel. 5: Jason Dynamite Face. 6: Mickey Mercury Face. 7: Motown Man Heel. 8: Glen Peeps Face. ------------------------------------------------------------ 10) OTHER NEWS. ------------------------------------------------------------ Nothing that big to report. HUGE will not be participating in the next PVW PPV, Boiling Point, but with the “global expansion” taking PVW to world status, the following PPV might be a good time to showcase the up-and-comers. Anybody want in on this? It'll be more than a month away, and hopefully include one or more title holders. No, Bell, you can't showcase your own wrestler on your own PPV. Or maybe you can, I'd be booking... Blah. ![]() ------------------------------ HUGE's fedhead: Moze Howard. |
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| Dreamscape | Feb 24 2009, 03:59 PM Post #2 |
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Da Superiah Talent
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Rumor has it that HUGE's lateness is actually do to the throwaway line about the Cloverfield monster fighting Tre Jordan. In fact, this rumor may be more in line with the truth and HUGE remains focused on getting the monster to possibly make an appearance after Jordan's match with Viper. Barney Johnson, who says he has the flu, had no comment. |
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| Codered | Feb 24 2009, 04:05 PM Post #3 |
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The Luther Burger
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I for one am shocked that HUGE is late! What do you have to say for yourself Mozer???? |
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| Mozeart | Feb 25 2009, 08:15 PM Post #4 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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It's a combination of several days spent on the HUGE website and yes, some sort of illness that's inflating my lungs with fluid. It's hard to focus on anything, let alone write, when you can't breathe. |
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| Picky | Feb 25 2009, 08:54 PM Post #5 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Semen. It's probably semen. |
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| Dreamscape | Mar 5 2009, 07:56 PM Post #6 |
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Da Superiah Talent
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Well...no idea if this fed will ever get going again...but hey, here's Tre Jordan's only match in WWO. He was in a jobber team with Dark Soul's friend John Collins, who, because of an attack by Johnny Detson and Tracy Hudson, thought he was one of the people hated in WWO (Sean Eden) and went by the name Sean Collins....it was an...odd thing. Superstar Showcase, 2/9/02 MR: Well, we're ready for a man who scored a victory last week over Dwayne Rogers, Fydor Samsonov, who spoke to the booking committee, and declared that one man wasn't enough to take on, so he's volunteered to take on two men... And he will take on the new tag team of Sean Collins and Tre Jordan. SB: Add Glen Peeps, Dark Soul, and Don Cameron, the guy selling nachos, today's taxi driver, most of James Knight ex-wives, and you might just have some competition. If I was Samsonov, I'd be upset with the WWO's abuse. MR: A Communist...being upset with being abused...the irony. SB: Mickey, now you keep your political thoughts to yourself. CALHOUN: The following contest is set for one fall, and it is a handicapped matchup... Introducing first... [To the non-crisp sound of a poor recording, Rimsky Korsakoff's "Flight of the Bumble Bee" begins over the PA system to the arena. The stadium's attendance responds with a muffled chorus of boos, highlighted by a few cheers from some of the anti-establishment crowd members.] CALHOUN: Weighing in at 302 pounds, and hailing from Zosmina, Russia, ladies and gentlemen, this is "THE RUSSIAN BEAR" FYDOR SAMSONOV!! [Fydor comes out dressed fully in his usual and cstant wrestling garb, paying little attention to any of the WWO fans. Tromping down to the ring while tugging one last time on his cut-off finger gloves, Samsonov mutters something to himself about "...stupid, yak-humping Americans", before entering his stomping grounds of the squared-circle.) CALHOUN: And his opponents... (The voice of 'Da Superiah Talent' Sean Collins is heard over the PA System...) Collins: Ahhh, yeh, yo! Step back an' watch da superiah talent take cenderstage! (With that, Rehab's "It Don't Matter" begins to hit the arena, much to the crowd's chagrin as Sean Collins comes literally bouncing out from the backstage area. With a red and white dew rag over his head, the man looks overly dressed. A First Down jacket that looks like it weighs half as much as Collins. A incredibly baggy pair of Tommy Hillfigger jeans look as if they are about to fall over his Timberlands. He raises his hands triumphantly with a "West Coast" signature and actually gets some support from the Sacramento fans. As he raises his hands, his gold chain that carries a ridiculously large and gaudy cross comes up into the air and slaps him in the face.) Calhoun: First, weighing in 175 lbs, from...ummm...Da Projectz..."Da Superiah Talent'...SEAN COLLINS!! SB: This man...is just too damn talented to be fighting the undercard. (He grabs at his eyes as another song begins to blast over the PA system. It's the mid-90's hit, "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba.) Calhoun: ...And his tag team partner, from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 220 lbs...accompanied to the ring by...um...Mack...TRE JORDAN!!! #I get knocked down# #But I get up down# #You're never going to keep me down# (And now, Tre Jordan comes out of the backstage area, with Mack following him. He raises his hands to...well, not much of a reception from the crowd, who are still getting to know him. As he stands overlooking the crowd, Mack basically runs him over. He should have kept moving.) MR: Well, they are green, but you got to imagine they must have impressed someone to get this opportunity. SB: Maybe this is Tracy's work. He helped Dark Soul, now he's helping Collins. He's such a giver. (Jordan grabs Mack and pushes him into the right direction. He then goes up to Collins who is still having trouble. Grabbing him by the bulky jacket, he brings him down to the ring and slides Collins into the ring.) SB: Jeez! He looks like a beached whale! (Yes, Collins is now kinda stuck. Too much padding.) MR: Sicoli calling for the bell and we're under way. Ladies and gentlemen, John...I mean, Sean Collins is having a bit of trouble. Samsonov with a head of steam and big elbow drop. SB: It's like fighting Roundhouse. MR: Collins not even hurt. That jacket is padded down. SB: I guess when you're Sean Collins, you need to find some kind of advantage. MR: Samsonov back up...and...SENTON Splash! And Samsonov almost bounced to his feet. He can't believe it. SB: And look at Tre. MR: Indeed, Tre Jordan very pleased with his tag partner. Samsonov having enough and now unzipping the jacket. (Camera catches...) Collins: "Stop, yo! Dat' tickles!" SB: Ya know, Sicoli needs to stop this touchy feeling stuff. This is a family program! MR: Samsonov finally unzipping the jacket and ripping the jacket from Collins. (Collins is wearing a Marshall Faulk jersey, by the way.) SB: He looks like the after picture of Jerod, the Subway guy. MR: Samsonov grabbing Collins by the jersey and taking him to his feet and...HUGE Military press! Look at the strength of Samsonov! SB: Mickey, it's not like he's throwing around Major Damage. MR: Yes, but Samsonov throwing Collins up into the air and catching him in the military press...again! And finally...throws him up and...LETS HIM DROP! (Indeed, on impact, Collins hit his stomach and then flipped over on a 360 to his back.) SB: Well, match done, I could eat. Want some popcorn? MR: Samsonov not nearly done. This man is vicious and wants to inflict some pain. SB: You got to hand it to Samsonov. He's got this match completely in his hands. And it's a handicapped match. MR: Collins isn't exactly Major Damage. SB: Hey, you be quiet, Mickey. You think it's easy to take on two top- notch caliber athletes like Collins and Jordan? MR: Jumping on the bandwagon? SB: What are you talking about? I've been driving all along. MR: Samsonov grabbing Collins by the hair and only ends up with the dew rag. Throwing that away and look at Collins...crawling for dear life here. SB: Might as well start digging a hole. You'll need somewhere to reside for eternity after this match. MR: Collins now cornered in the turnbuckle. Look at that sadistic smile by Samsonov! SB: Got to like a guy who enjoys his work. MR: Collins trying to crawl through Samsonov's legs, but the Russian Bear grabbing ahold of one of Collins legs and starts pulling him back. Look at the power! Just throwing Collins onto his shoulder and-- SB: Now, that was stupid. MR: Collins poking at the eyes of Samsonov. Stupid, maybe, but it was effective as Collins is out of the clutches of Samsonov and now diving under the bottom rope to escape the man. SB: He better run. When Samsonov gets his eyesight back, he's going to be one angry Commie. MR: Samsonov yelling out in complete frustration and now...making his way over to Jordan. (By the way, Jordan is talking to a pair of fans with his back to Samsonov.) MR: Samsonov grabbing the young Canadian and just tossing him into the ring. Jordan finally realizing that yes, there is a match here. (Jordan's looking in all directions for an escape. The camera catches him trying to talk to Samsonov.) Jordan: "So, a rabbi, a priest, and Stalin walk into a bar and--" MR: Samsonov grabbing at Jordan who ducks out of the way. SB: Damn, I hadn't heard that joke before. I was waiting for the punch line. MR: Ask Leary or Lowbrow, I'm sure they master those recycled jokes... Samsonov again trying to grab at Jordan who ducks by him and look at Jordan, quite pleased with himself. He's pointing at his head in an awfully Kaufman-like way. SB: Jordan's shown a lot tonight. He was the only one to mess up the ring entrance. Mack and Collins couldn't handle that. MR: Speaking of Collins, what's he...he's got a chair! SB: Well, now, I can't say that's not smart. MR: Sliding into the ring and Samsonov has his back turned. (Collins takes a batting stance, puts the chair down, spits in his hands and wipes them, and picks the chair back up.) SB: Collins with a chance to win the World Series here and... *weak smack* SB: It's a weak flyball right to the catcher. MR: Not a particularly painful hit there from Collins and look at Samsonov. He almost seems overjoyed...and...JORDAN DROPKICKS SAMSONOV INTO THE CHAIR! SB: DQ! Come on! MR: Jordan taking out both Samsonov and Collins as the Samsonov's head collided with the chair and then swung into Collins' face. And look at Jordan! (Jordan's prancing around the ring like he had won the World Title.) MR: Sicoli tossing the bent up chair out of the ring and...Jordan back over and grabbing at Samsonov's legs...what's this, a Sharpshooter! No, drops his down right to the...the... SB: Russian gold? MR: Whatever. Jordan calls it College Experimentation and Samsonov probably wishes he had never asked for a handicapped match. SB: He's plotting. Those Russians. Always got something up their sleeve. MR: Jordan again jumping around the ring. And he's climbing the top rope. We've heard that Jordan was one of the best high fliers in the business when he was last actively wrestling three years ago. SB: We also heard he was a pothead. MR: Well, drugs have been a problem and Jordan with... Samsonov's is getting to his feet but Jordan has his back turned to him. Jordan's not seeing it and...TRE JORDAN'S JAPANESE MOVE! And Jordan hitting nothing at all! SB: What an idiot! MR: Jordan convulsing all over the ring after that impact move missed. The StarDust Splash and nothing but mat. SB: Did we really need to fit our moron quota even more than before? We already had Apex, Dark Soul, Hopper, Cole. MR: Samsonov down and chocking at Jordan! (Jordan's kicking in all directions and in fact, kicks the back of Samsonov's head.) SB: This boy never learns. MR: Samsonov with rage and...MY GOD! SB: I second that. (Samsonov has brought his right knee down with force to Tre Jordan's groin. Jordan's eyes roll back. He screams out once.) Jordan: "MACK!" SB: Mickey...I...I don't know if I'm going to be able to continue. MR: You didn't even feel it. SB: Oh, but it feels like I did. MR: And...what the... (Mack has grabbed Johnny Calhoun and won't let him go.) Mack: "I've got that commie bastard, sir! Do with him what you must!" (Calhoun looks absolutely ridiculous. Not quite sure if he should be afraid or just laugh.) MR: Well...Mack means well. SB: That's one way of putting it. MR: Samsonov grabbing at Jordan who almost looks like he has passed out...wait...Jordan bitchslapping Samsonov! SB: Okay, what is he on and just what the hell is he thinking? MR: I'm not sure, but that backhand has brought even more rage out of Samsonov and...Collins is on the top turnbuckle! SB: Oh, for Heaven's sakes. MR: Collins off the top! Clothesline! SB: Collins looks like a car that hit a concrete barrier. MR: Indeed. Collins just falling at Samsonov's feet. Sicoli has lost complete control here. SB: He had any to begin with? MR: Collins stumbling to his feet and trying to run but... SB: That's just not right! MR: Collins' pants falling to his ankles and...well... (Collins has Snoopy boxers.) SB: I was always more of a fan of Woodstock myself. MR: Collins back to his feet trying to keep his pants up and running right around...straight into Samsonov. Again, Collins to the mat and Samsonov wants to extract some revenge. Say what you will, but Samsonov's appearing a bit worn out. SB: As much running and non-tagging as Collins and Jordan have done, I wouldn't be surprised. MR: Samsonov picking Collins into a Bear Hug...followed by a released Belly-to-Belly Suplex! SB: Samsonov looking like he was throwing the discuss...just with more range. MR: Collins was thrown clear across the ring and...Jordan's back up and behind...LOW BLOW! SB: Oh, jeez...tell them the full name of that move, Mickey. MR: It's the Tre Jordan's Surefire Way to Decide One's Gender and it's having no effect on Samsonov. I think there is just too much rage inside this man from Mother Russia to feel anything. SB: Great, he'll feel just like Jordan. MR: Samsonov's grabbing at Jordan and whipping him around and...Stalling Belly-To-Back Suplex. SB: Did you say Stalin? MR: Stall-ING! SB: Oh, okay. MR: And Jordan feeling much like Collins a second ago. Huge air on that move. SB: Samsonov's not half-bad. For a Communist, ya know? MR: Samsonov stalking over to Collins and picking the man up and a standing headbutt...Collins stumbling back to the turnbuckle. Samsonov back over and a Irish Whip across the ring. *THUD!* MR: Samsonov now following and smashing Collins between turnbuckle and the Bear. SB: If Collins needed to get more thin, he is now. MR: And...jeez...now what is Jordan doing? From behind...legsweep! He calls it Trippin' and now Jordan may be thinking the most of himself all night. SB: Like I said...he never learns. MR: Jordan not even pretending to be in a wrestling match now. He's giving a slow motion detail of how he legsweeped Samsonov. SB: Well, there's a great stunt job in his future. If he lives past this day. MR: Jordan now speaking to a few fans. He's answering questions! SB: I...well...I don't know what to say about that. MR: There's a first. Samsonov grabbing him and...The Iron Sickle! Soviet Suplex! And that should be it. Pin...ONE!!! TWO!!! THRE--COLLINS BREAKS IT UP! SB: Why? MR: I guess he thinks they can make a comeback. SB: Didn't he used to be a smart nerd? MR: Yes... SB: Okay, so everything that Tracy Hudson and Johnny Detson have done didn't have a great outcome. MR: Samsonov grabbing at Collins and he's lost it. Throwing him into the corner. Ripping off palm shots to Collins chest and forearms to his head. More shots! Collins powerless against this awesome assault. SB: They have to learn somehow. MR: Samsonov grabbing him by that Faulk jersey and...throws him into the air and takes him to the ground. SB: Was it me or did Collins pop up a foot or two after he hit the mat? MR: It wasn't just you. The impact might have knocked out Collins. Samsonov with a cover. One!! TWO!! NO! Jordai Moonsault! SAMSONOV CAUGHT HIM!! Caught him in midair!!! Grabbing him and slapping on the Bear Hug! SB: Snap, crackle, pop. We won't see anymore out of Jordan. MR: Jordan's passing out. Sicoli throwing the hand up once... SB: Don't you dare wake back up! MR: Twice... SB: I mean it! MR: And a third time. Sicoli calling for the bell. SB: Finally! (Shot changes to Mack who has Calhoun in a head lock.) MR: Well, trust us, the match is over, no matter is Calhoun can't announce the winner. Samsonov not letting go, though! SB: They just had to try to fight back. MR: Sicoli warning him. Now issuing a five-count! Let go, Fydor! Finally, at four, he lets go. And look at him looking at Sicoli. This man might be one of the most dangerous figures in the WWO. SB: Just look at the carnage in the ring and that should be very apparent. |
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| Picky | Mar 5 2009, 08:03 PM Post #7 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Moze will prevail~! |
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| Dreamscape | Jul 6 2009, 12:50 PM Post #8 |
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Da Superiah Talent
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I can't wait until the next card. |
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| Vile Side | Jul 6 2009, 01:23 PM Post #9 |
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Keith
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I have the absolute faith in Moze. ...Me & Sabbath will make it to PVW someday... |
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| Codered | Jul 6 2009, 01:39 PM Post #10 |
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The Luther Burger
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| E2dB | Jul 6 2009, 02:47 PM Post #11 |
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Walter Melon
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And I can't wait for Glen Peeps to be released from his contract! |
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| Picky | Jul 6 2009, 02:50 PM Post #12 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Glen (not Glenn). PS Errol, where is that RP? |
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| Dreamscape | Jul 6 2009, 06:32 PM Post #13 |
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Da Superiah Talent
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Tre has been training for his match for several months and believes he's in the best shape of his life. |
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| Mozeart | Jul 7 2009, 10:07 AM Post #14 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Yeh, I know. I need to get on this, eh? Not willing to say "it's closed", but not enough time to get it done. What I need ... IS A VP! Had someone interested, but they never gave me a solid answer on it, so, blah. |
| And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~! | |
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| Dreamscape | Oct 10 2009, 09:06 PM Post #15 |
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Da Superiah Talent
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This fed is really hitting its stride. |
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Dark Soul in PVW Tre Jordan in HUGE The guy with a restraining order from Elisha Cuthbert | |
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