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| Gold Rush 2009 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 16 2009, 10:02 PM (2,471 Views) | |
| MBCKyle | Dec 17 2009, 04:57 PM Post #31 |
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The Soda Dog Refreshment Squad
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Hell, Sonby was involved. I think it was the fourth match in the CJR/Osbourne feud. It was an abomination of a match that involved falls count anywhere, texas death and lumberjack rules. Naturally, it originated in the MBC... |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| ratrangerm | Dec 17 2009, 05:09 PM Post #32 |
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Aging veteran
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See, this explains why MBC is the redheaded stepchild of e-w. |
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| shapshift | Dec 17 2009, 05:18 PM Post #33 |
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Gee Whiz
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...wait, what? Falls Count Anywhere...Lumberjacks...*hedsplode* |
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| JeremySatwork | Dec 17 2009, 05:35 PM Post #34 |
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Needs more blimp. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Dec 17 2009, 05:38 PM Post #35 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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You're also missing an inescapable cage. |
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| Flouzemaker | Dec 17 2009, 05:41 PM Post #36 |
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The Luther Burger
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Is the blimp inside the inescapable cage, or outside the inescapable cage? And... is the cage filled with water? |
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| shapshift | Dec 17 2009, 05:41 PM Post #37 |
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Gee Whiz
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Filled with water. And ferrets. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Dec 17 2009, 05:43 PM Post #38 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Falls count anywhere, but title changes on a countout. |
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| shapshift | Dec 17 2009, 05:48 PM Post #39 |
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Gee Whiz
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*hisses loudly* GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIND!
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| shapshift | Dec 17 2009, 05:57 PM Post #40 |
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Gee Whiz
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Or (to take potshot number 27 at my own crap) is the cage on an ice floe? |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Dec 17 2009, 06:00 PM Post #41 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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The ferrets might have already chewed through the ice. |
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| shapshift | Dec 17 2009, 06:02 PM Post #42 |
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Gee Whiz
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I so need to write a match like this. |
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| Flouzemaker | Dec 17 2009, 06:07 PM Post #43 |
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The Luther Burger
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Methinks the MBC beckons, lol |
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| crimsonjoe | Dec 17 2009, 06:22 PM Post #44 |
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The Luther Burger
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Several comments: * The CJR-Bishop match was a ladder match inside a steel cage. Annis 'won' by entering the cage and grabbing the belt (since the contract was 'whoever retrieved the belt', without specifying it had to be someone in the match). Annis was stripped, and (I believe) Alex Kidd won the first 'Road to the Gold' battle royale to win the vacant title * The Maelstorm match was a falls-count-anywhere match where both wreslters (CJR and Osbourne) each had five members of the UWF roster who had weapons that could help them out (I think Steeley was revealed to the final man to help Osbourne). Weird and over the top, but nowhere near as bad as... * Meatman Challenge *twitchtwitchtwitch* |
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| shapshift | Dec 17 2009, 06:22 PM Post #45 |
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Gee Whiz
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See previous "you're not helping" statement! ![]() But yes...this is true...MBC would be good... ...and it would give me a reason (like I needed one anyways) to bring my most ferocious character out of retirement! Expect the debut of Muffin the Angry Badger soon. You've been warned. |
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