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Gold Rush 2009
Topic Started: Dec 16 2009, 10:02 PM (2,467 Views)
JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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I have just turned in my match.

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AM: OH THANK GOD!
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Flouzemaker
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JeremyS,Dec 21 2009
10:19 PM
I have just turned in my match.

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AM: OH THANK GOD!

I apologize for the inconveniences.
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RedRajah
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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JeremyS,Dec 21 2009
11:19 PM
I have just turned in my match.

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AM: OH THANK GOD!

Now the question has to be asked...is that Amy Marshall or Alex Martinez? ;)
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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JeremyS
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RedRajah,Dec 21 2009
10:27 PM
JeremyS,Dec 21 2009
11:19 PM
I have just turned in my match.

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AM: OH THANK GOD!

Now the question has to be asked...is that Amy Marshall or Alex Martinez? ;)

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AM: I think that will be the last we hear of that.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Man, Alex Martinez is announcing now?

Well shoot, there's hope for Doc finding a post-wrestling career!
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RedRajah
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Just wait until Alex slaps Sam. :D
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Oh come on, there's already been enough people in UWF who've gotten cancer!
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JeremyS
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One more spoiler:

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I'm not sure you understand what a summary is.



...says Beeby after I send him the match. :-D
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Yeah, well that's not shocking. The match is only 2 months overdue! :computerpunch:
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The match is indeed in, and it's a jaw-dropper. It's also prompting me to do a little rewrite on the ladder match so it too is written basically in full, meaning this is going to be one hella-long hour compared to the others. See you in 2011.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I demand someone get 5 segments in hour 3 to give us commentary on Gamma Ray's commentary on the matches.

AC: What do you think you're doing?

Tommy Stephens: I'm just critiquing his critiquing...you know?
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Dec 22 2009
12:02 AM
Yeah, well that's not shocking. The match is only 2 months overdue! :computerpunch:

Not really. I got the booking packet on the 1st. I started it on... Thursday, I think. I was unemployed when I offered to do the match, ya know!

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DR: If he had the match available, he'd put a spoiler line in here!

SS: I'll do it for him.  OH MY GOD!  TOMMY STEPHENS-STYLE SENTON!  IT'S OVER!

1!

2!

3!

[*DING*DING*]

DH: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... COREY IRONS!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Well...he used a Tommy Stephens-style senton. Who DIDN'T see that winning coming?
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Dec 22 2009
05:56 PM
Well...he used a Tommy Stephens-style senton. Who DIDN'T see that winning coming?

Oh, great, now everybody will strat like this:

"Just use a Tommy Stephens-style senton to finish my opponent."

And then, of course, every match must end in a draw because two Tommy Stephens-style sentons automatically cancel each other...

...either that, or they cause a rift in the space-time continuum.
"Just as I discovered the meaning of life, it changed." -- George Carlin
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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In instances of a tie, Tommy Stephens using a Tommy Stephens-style senton will always win out.

Juan Vasquez can also be grandfathered into this, since he was the first one to use the move regularly as a tribute to Tommy Stephens.

Tumaffi, if he ever masters it, would cause the world to collapse upon itself, but he doesn't have the vertical leap for it.
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