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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 25 2010, 08:16 PM (453 Views) | |
| Mozeart | Jan 25 2010, 08:16 PM Post #1 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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The HUGE reboot is almost ready. Help me decide how to do it! |
| And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~! | |
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| Picky | Jan 25 2010, 08:25 PM Post #2 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Easy solution: Preston's dubious actions of drugging dishes to rob and fondle folks catches up with him and the Hellfire; place is closed down thanks to health and safety concerns. Also, Barney is "accidentally" sold into slavery and finally returns. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Vile Side | Jan 25 2010, 08:29 PM Post #3 |
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Keith
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"I'm back from mining blood diamonds... and I've brought some friends." ...er... |
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| Picky | Jan 25 2010, 08:39 PM Post #4 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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The dumber and more risque the excuse, the better. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Flouzemaker | Jan 25 2010, 08:48 PM Post #5 |
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The Luther Burger
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Erm... an anomaly in the fabric of the space-time continuum, maybe? What? It always works in Star Trek! |
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| shapshift | Jan 25 2010, 09:27 PM Post #6 |
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Gee Whiz
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Like this, Flouze? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2v6rXs5J9M |
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| Flouzemaker | Jan 25 2010, 09:35 PM Post #7 |
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The Luther Burger
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Exactly! If it works for James, Jean-Luc, Ben, Kathryn and some other captain I refuse to acknowledge, it can work for HUGE! |
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| Picky | Jan 25 2010, 10:29 PM Post #8 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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If by work you mean is sucky and stupid, then sure! |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| android34658 | Jan 25 2010, 11:07 PM Post #9 |
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People were waiting in line for ten months to go to the bathroom because Leon Wellsley locked himself in there promising not to come out until he made it a "respectable water closet." |
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| Picky | Jan 25 2010, 11:29 PM Post #10 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Whomever is voting for summary hates fun. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| blibblab | Jan 26 2010, 12:20 AM Post #11 |
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Here's how: You have the opening shot of Barney Johnson, in bed, just waking up with the sound a shower running. He gets up, looking around, very confused as he walks towards the bedroom's bathroom. Barney Johnson opens the door... and sees a showering Preston Mayfield! Did he just see a ghost? Wasn't Mayfield dead? How? Mayfield died in that crash! But... Preston's right there and he's fine! But what of Sue Ellen? And Mark? And the marriage? Oh... it was all a dream! |
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson | |
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| Picky | Jan 26 2010, 12:42 AM Post #12 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Dallas always had some great ideas! It'd have to be Patrick Duffy as Preston Mayfield. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Vile Side | Jan 26 2010, 12:48 AM Post #13 |
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Keith
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I thought Patrick Duffy was Preston Mayfield's leg. ...Oh, and we should just crib the script to Time Machine Hot Tub. The Hellfire has a hot tub, no? |
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| Picky | Jan 26 2010, 05:39 AM Post #14 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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More like Sybian Time Machine. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Dreamscape | Jan 26 2010, 10:10 AM Post #15 |
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Da Superiah Talent
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Tre Jordan got ahold of the remote from Click and rewinded time to avoid that loss to Viper. And go. |
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Dark Soul in PVW Tre Jordan in HUGE The guy with a restraining order from Elisha Cuthbert | |
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