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How to deal with the downtime.; How do we explain it?
Topic Started: Jan 25 2010, 08:16 PM (454 Views)
Mozeart
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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blibblab,Jan 26 2010
12:20 AM
Here's how:

You have the opening shot of Barney Johnson, in bed, just waking up with the sound a shower running. He gets up, looking around, very confused as he walks towards the bedroom's bathroom. Barney Johnson opens the door... and sees a showering Preston Mayfield!

Did he just see a ghost? Wasn't Mayfield dead? How? Mayfield died in that crash! But... Preston's right there and he's fine! But what of Sue Ellen? And Mark? And the marriage?

Oh... it was all a dream!

Okay, I didn't expect this mad riffing, but it's all very funny.

Firstly, Bren, you've acknowledged that you read at least a little HUGE. Ergo, I must bug you to join. Now that we have the invite out of the way--

I'm gonna let the voting continue until (let's say) 8pm EST tonight, then schedule a card. The same goes for applicants. I'll have to throw that note in the other thread calling for applicants.

So let me see here. Going on what I've seen thusfar, I think we have to do something crazy for the return show, regardless of what the final tally on the poll. And here we go!

-- Barney disappears for awhile, returning early on. Yes, we do the "blood diamonds" thing where he finds a South African strongman or something. Horrible things have happened and he doesn't really wanna talk about it.
-- Preston Mayfield has been living in Barney's house. Hehehe. Probably shacking up with Cindy "Bar Bitch" Hewitt.
-- Hot tub in the Dungeon~! Harvey had it put in while Barney was "missing".
-- Who's in Barney's PBP seat?
-- Although it'd have to be in the summary, I love the idea of Wellsley barricading himself into the restroom. Maybe just coming out to wrestle, paying someone to guard the door while he's not in there...
-- Did I miss anything else of note? Anybody else have any ideas?
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Picky
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Hippo Higgins took over PBP duties!
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Mozeart
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Picky,Jan 26 2010
04:20 PM
Hippo Higgins took over PBP duties!

Well done. Chomp-chomp.
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Mozeart
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Okay, poll closed. Ideas and further planning for HUGE's re-opening should be sent to hugemail@e-wrestling.info
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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