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| Update, 01/26/2010.; Back from the grave, er, dungeon... | |
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| Mozeart | Jan 27 2010, 12:20 AM Post #1 |
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JTF only note: 13 on the roster, only 7 on the Yahoogroup. Don't miss a note, join now at http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/hugemail/ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ HUGE UPDATE, January 26, 2010. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ TABLE OF CONTENTS. ------------------------------------------------------------ 1) Opening spiel. 2) Schedule of events. 3) Website. 4) Matchwriters. 5) Results. 6) Injuries, fines, suspensions, etc. 7) IRC Channel. 8) Upcoming shows. 9) Roster. 10) Other news. ------------------------------------------------------------ 1) OPENING SPIEL. ------------------------------------------------------------ Just when Barney Johnson thought things couldn't get worse in the Crotch of America's Heartland, the floor dropped out. Not literally, but almost. The health department showed up for a random inspection and discovered a million-strong nest of centipedes. This particularly nasty breed is covered in short spines that drip with a chemical irritant that causes inflammation on contact. Fumigation was determined to not be enough, as the Hellfire, a structure built in the 19th century, had so many nooks and crannies that, if the bugs were coming from outside the building, they'd simply re-enter after the smoke cleared. And so the Hellfire was boarded up, temporarily, for what was supposed to be only about 2 months. Barney went on a tour of Europe and disappeared until just recently. Haggard, traumatized, he's been through things that he won't speak of and perhaps won't remember until he's old and gray. On the upside, the Hellfire's back in business, and so is HUGE! ------------------------------------------------------------ 2) Schedule of events. ------------------------------------------------------------ I want to keep things fast and loose, but here's the approximate current schedule. Y'know, give or take a week... Deadline: Wednesday, 3rd of February, 2010. If anyone can't make the deadline, just shoot me an email at hugemail@e-wrestling.info and it will be done. Said extension will be 2 days, and that's it. No more. If this knocks us off our schedule, no problem, just remember “fast and loose”. If it gets too bad, we'll just skip a week and be right back on track. ------------------------------------------------------------ 3) WEBSITE. ------------------------------------------------------------ The URL for the HUGE website is: http://www.huge.e-wrestling.info/. It's a bit out of date, but it still has some good info. ------------------------------------------------------------ 4) MATCHWRITERS. ------------------------------------------------------------ This space left intentionally blank until such time as a fully-written match is needed again in HUGE. ------------------------------------------------------------ 5) RESULTS. ------------------------------------------------------------ No card attached to the email this time. I'm thinking that's a thing of the past. ------------------------------------------------------------ 6) Injuries, fines, suspensions, etc. ------------------------------------------------------------ Suspensions. ------------ Preston Mayfield was suspended for 6 months because he beat Barney senseless with a rubber phallus. That, of course, ended 4 months ago... Fines. ------------ None. Keep in mind that your character's not getting much money from HUGE, so a fine is a pretty big deal. Injuries ------------ -- Dylan Scott was injured severely in his match with Grant O'Hara and quickly released from his contract. When asked why the decision was made so quickly, DJ Har-V (in Barney's absence) was quoted as saying “That fool gon' die if he stay here. The man got beat up by a toddler last week! Beat him down with a rattle!” ------------------------------------------------------------ 7) IRC CHANNEL ------------------------------------------------------------ There was a #HUGE on Starchat like a year ago. Is there still? I have no idea. ------------------------------------------------------------ 8) UPCOMING SHOWS ------------------------------------------------------------ HUGE Live! Saturday, February 6, 2010. ---------------------- "Deus Ex Machismo" Dawson Dupree -vs- Leon Wellsley. -------------------------------------------- A promising upstart, Wellsley is said to have benefited immensely from training given him by Jack Britain during HUGE's hiatus. Will it be enough to take down the big newcomer Dupree? Tre Jordan -vs- Preston Mayfield. -------------------------------------------- Two extremely successful men in HUGE, this match is said to have great implications as concerns the currently vacant HUGE Heavyweight title! Mayfield's methods are questionable, and Jordan's skills are proven but only time will tell who will come out on top. Antonio Morientes -vs- “The Walking Contradiction” Sabbath. -------------------------------------------- Two men face off that are double-tough, one with an advantage in youth, the other in experience. For Morientes, the immense experience of Sabbath may prove to be an insurmountable challenge, but he's shown that he can measure up to the top men in this business. HUGELive~! "The Cape Buffalo" Kobus de Vries -vs- “Battletruck” Kerry Ryan. -------------------------------------------- A HUGE alum from a long time back, Ryan returns to face off against a man like none he's ever fought in the ring; one much bigger than him. Considered to be among the strongest men in the world, de Vries is bone-crushingly powerful, but is said to lack a killer instinct. This battle of the big men is sure to shock the fans in Portsmouth! 'Mad Dog' Valentine -vs- Twinkletoes Tiwilliger. -------------------------------------------- A powerful newcomer, Valentine will need all that power when he collides with the 500-pound “cruiserweight”. With any luck Twinkletoes won't think Mad Dog is a hotdog. In any event, it should be a strong guy/fat guy classic! “Madbird” Marty Simms -vs- Wild Turkey. -------------------------------------------- Who is under the Turkey mask? Is he really just a whiskey mascot? How will the newcomer Simms, a lover of all fair feathered friends, deal with a turkey man pecking at him in the ring! Click, stream, get it, got it? HUGELive~! ------------------------------------------------------------ 9) ROSTER. ------------------------------------------------------------ As with most E-Feds, the HUGE roster changes frequently, so please read the below sections to see who's coming and going. Also see the website to read these wrestlers' profiles. The Automatic Jobber Rule: Although it's been mentioned before, this is the first time the rule has been given a name. This is the rule that states, if you don't flash or strat for 3 straight cards, your guy becomes a jobber, and gets to lose on Overflow to active wrestlers. That being said, there are people on the roster who will be subject to this rule this week. Flash before the deadline (Saturday, 12:01am), tell me to take you off the active roster or accept your status as jobber. There will be no individual warnings, nor will I “fire” inactive wrestlers. Do the work or do the job. Period. ------------------------------ Incoming. ------------------------------ "Deus Ex Machismo" Dawson Dupree "The Cape Buffalo" Kobus de Vries "Madbird" Marty Simms "Mad Dog" Valentine. Wild Turkey "Battletruck" Kerry Ryan ------------------------------ DEPARTURES ------------------------------ Lots of people. Too tired to list 'em. ------------------------------ FIRINGS ------------------------------ None as yet. ------------------------------ ON HIATUS ------------------------------ None. ------------------------------ Singles ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Antonio Morientes "Deus Ex Machismo" Dawson Dupree "The Cape Buffalo" Kobus de Vries Leon Wellsley "Madbird" Marty Simms "Mad Dog" Valentine. Preston Mayfield "The Walking Contradiction" Sabbath Tre Jordan "The King of the Cruiserweights" Twinkletoes Tiwilliger Wild Turkey "Battletruck" Kerry Ryan ------------------------------ Tag team ------------------------------ Name Members Alignment 0 saved roster spots, 8 open. 0 face teams, 0 heel teams, 0 "neutral" teams. ------------------------------ Jobbers ------------------------------ 1: Tony Blake Face. 2: Crackhead Heel. 3: El Gato Face. 4: Jerko D. Clown Heel. 5: Jason Dynamite Face. 6: Mickey Mercury Face. 7: Motown Man Heel. 8: Glen Peeps Face. ------------------------------------------------------------ 10) OTHER NEWS. ------------------------------------------------------------ Oh, the horrors. Poor Barney was kidnapped! Stream (read) the show for more details. ![]() ------------------------------ HUGE's fedhead: Moze Howard. |
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