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UWF/MBC Update for 01.08.10; You got chocolate in my peanut butter...
Topic Started: Jan 8 2010, 12:06 PM (946 Views)
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| TABLE OF CONTENTS |
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I. Breaking News
II. Results
III. Upcoming Events
IV. Next PPV
V. Deadlines
VI. Champions
VII: Roster Changes
VIII. Current Roster
IX: Websites
X. Associates of UWF/MBC

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| I. BREAKING NEWS |
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- In a shocking piece of news, UWF and MBC Owner Kyle Lee has announced
that for the forseeable future, television programming for the two
wrestling companies will be combined. House of Bastards and Thursday
Night Throwdown will be reconfigured as House of Throwdown, while the two
flagship programs UWF Saturday Night Rampage and MBC Tuesday Bloody
Tuesday will instead be presented as a combined effort entitled Rampage
Bloody Rampage.

- Not long after being released from their UWF contracts, One-Winged
Angel, "Supervixen" Ami Tran and the long suspended Fury were released
from their MBC contracts as well. None were readily available for
comment. The UWF/MBC wishes them well in their future endeavors.

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| II. RESULTS |
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No recent results

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| III. UPCOMING LINEUPS |
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[UWF/MBC] HOUSE OF THROWDOWN
at: Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
January 21st, 2010

On the first edition of House Of Throwdown, there's debuts galore for
both companies on the horizon! On the UWF side of things, ORIN "THE LYNX"
LEBLANC welcomes a fellow ex-Rip City Wrestling castoff in BAILEY
FITZGERALD when they go head to head!

While for MBC, newcomer CLAYTON ROSS steps into the ring for the first
time, taking on one half of the Neon Knights, RONALD PURCELL. Plus AJ
HUDSON makes her debut against the up and coming AKEYLA RUIZ!

In other HoT action, it'll be the newly minted team JOHN SHOCK and TOMMY
STEPHENS taking on HEAVEN'S HUNTED in tag team action!

OZ RIVERA competes in action against Gamma Ray's sidekick ORBIT!

And in the main event, "THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ continues
his path of absolute destruction in a defense of the Unified Television
Championship against a fellow champion, one half of the Unified Tag
Champions Don't Go There, "HENTAI" RYU OSAWA!
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[UWF/MBC] RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE: HOMECOMING
at: Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
January 23rd, 2010

A new year, a new decade, and a new beginning for two companies! The
Universal Wrestling Federation, now owned by "The Doomsayer" Kyle Lee, is
sharing space with Mighty Bastard Championship, Lee's first love and the
currently mobile promotion without a home! And in the first wrestling
event of 2010, RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE: HOMECOMING takes to the airwaves
from the Air Canada Centre in the UWF's home, Toronto, Ontario!
One of the biggest questions coming out of 2009 is the status of UWF
World Heavyweight Champion TREY DAMANN. DaMann's career came to an end
in Detroit with the upset of a lifetime, and it's expected that in
Toronto Trey will be on hand to relinquish the title he holds so dear.
An announcement about how the UWF plans to fill the soon to be vacated
title is also expected!

JOHNNY AXIS has been an enigma wrapped in a question mark since arriving
in the UWF last year, but at Gold Rush he proved himself by saving Dan
Kauffman from a more serious assault at the hands of Alex Martinez.
Kicking off the new year Axis will be in action against a man who had a
strong impact himself at Gold Rush, "THE PRODIGY" TRACY HUDSON!

It didn't take long for "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE ERIKSEN to make her
presence felt in the UWF. She set the UWF on fire with both her words and
actions. The MBC's take? Welcome to our world. She's been doing it to us
for months! And in her UWF debut, she'll be wrestling a MBC match, facing
"THE AMERICAN IDOL" AMBER ROGERS in a rematch from their match at
SplatterNad 2009!

In a match specifically requested from Camp Tetreault, there will be a
special WOMEN'S GAUNTLET MATCH on this week's show! The identities of
the woman running the gauntlet remains a mystery, as do her three
opponents. But you can bet if this came from the mind of the Queen
Bastard herself, trouble will be a brewin'.

"THE MASTER OF GIMMICKS" MAX BENSON earned his shot at the MBC
Grandmaster Typo Championship all the way back in 2008 and finally the
man that brought us Max-Wow will get his shot as he challenges TAYLOR
MACKENZIE for the gold!

The aftershocks of both SplatterNad and Gold Rush 2009 continue to be
felt, months afterward. Of the newsmakers from Gold Rush was "SHOWTIME"
RICK MARLEY, who's shot across the bow of the UWF was answered by the
legendary YOUTH GONE WILD. You'd think that would have been enough to
silence Mr. Called Shot, but apparently not. And now at RBR Marley will
have to deal with another recently returned legend... "THE EPITOME OF
EVIL" SERGE ANNIS!

The MBC has is share of monsters. And at Rampage Bloody Rampage three of
them will step into the ring in a three way dance! "THE SHOTGUN" STAN
CRAWFORD, "THE BIG NASTY BASTARD" MIKE REZNOR and "THE HEAVY METAL HERO"
ERIK GRIMSSON square off in a match guaranteed to be brutal!

And worlds collide in the first Rampage Bloody Rampage joint main event
when MBC World Heavyweight Champion JOHN VENGEANCE teams with JUAN
VASQUEZ to square off against the brand new UWF North American
Heavyweight Champion "THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS and MBC
Smash Bash Crucify Champion "PURE POWER" JERRY TITUS!

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| IV. NEXT PPV |
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TBA!

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| V. DEADLINES |
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All STRATS and ROLEPLAYS due SATURDAY JANUARY 16th

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| VI. CHAMPIONS |
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UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Trey DaMann
MBC World Heavyweight Champion: Reverend John Vengeance
UWF North American Heavyweight Champion: Gabriel Whitecross
MBC Smash Bash Crucify Champion: Jerry Titus
UWF Unified World Television Champion: Alex Martinez
MBC Grandmaster Typo Champion: Taylor Mackenzie
UWF Women's World Heavyweight Champion: Laura Davis
MBC World Women's Champion: Holly Hotbody
UWF Women's North American Heavyweight Champion: Summer Blake
MBC Keeper Of The Thighmaster: Kiora Donavon
UWF Unified World Tag Team Champions: Don't Go There
MBC Team Bastard Champions: The Problem Solvers
MBC Psycho Driver Tag Team Champions: Nina Grimsson & Tesla St. James
UWF/MBC Joint Light Heavyweight Champion: Tara Marshall
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ACW Southwest Heavyweight Champion: James St. George
Bastard Stampede Frontier Union Champion: The Burning Man
Bastard Stampede West Texas Champion: Tyler Tucker
ACW Southwest Women's Champion: Sarah Mayson
Bastard Stampede Women's Champion: The Dragon Queen
ACW Southwest Tag Team Champions: Joey Malone & Jamie Kidd
Bastard Stampede Tag Team Champions: Wolf Jager And Justin Davidson

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| VII. ROSTER CHANGES |
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In:
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"The Epitome of Evil" Serge Annis (UWF)
"The Viking Vixen" Eveline Eriksen (UWF)
Bailey Fitzgerald (UWF)
AJ Hudson (MBC)
"The Prodigy" Tracy Hudson (UWF)
Felicity and Rose Malone (MBC)
"Showtime" Rick Marley (UWF)
"The Natural" Adam Rogers (UWF)
Clayton Ross (MBC)
St. George and the Dragon - James St. George & Adam Drake (MBC)
Youth Gone Wild (UWF)

Out:
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"Superfly" Susan Davis (MBC)
The Dreams (MBC)
Fury (UWF/MBC)
Dan Kauffman (UWF)
Lights Camera Action (MBC)
The One-Winged Angel (UWF/MBC)
"Supervixen" Ami Tran (UWF/MBC)

To Managerial Role:
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Crimson (MBC)

To Administration:
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"The Doomsayer" Kyle Lee (UWF)

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| VIII. CURRENT ROSTER |
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MEN
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Serge Annis (UWF)
"The Master of Gimmicks" Max Benson (MBC)
"The Shotgun" Stan Crawford (MBC)
Trey DaMann (UWF)
Tommy "Thrillseeker" Elliott (UWF)
Jonas "Dutch" Elm (MBC)
Brandon Elyson (MBC)
"The Extreme" Alexander Epstein (UWF)
Bailey Fitzgerald (UWF)
Gamma Ray (UWF)
"Heavy Metal Hero" Erik Grimsson (MBC)
"The Prodigy" Tracy Hudson (UWF)
"Hellraiser" Tom Landis (MBC)
Orin "The Lynx" LeBlanc (UWF)
"Showtime" Rick Marley (UWF)
"Dead End" Derek Martin (UWF)
"The Last American Badass" Alex Martinez (UWF)
"Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor (injured) (UWF)
"Hentai" Ryu Osawa (UWF/MBC)
"The Dark Horse" Randall Osbourne (UWF)
"Big Nasty Bastard" Mike Reznor (MBC)
Oz Rivera (UWF)
"The Natural" Adam Rogers (UWF)
Clayton Ross (MBC)
"D-Day" Harley Sanders (MBC)
John Shock (UWF)
Tommy Stephens (UWF)
Brawn Stevenson (MBC)
Jerry "Pure Power" Titus (MBC)
Tumaffi (UWF)
Juan Vasquez (UWF)
"Dubba-V" Vinnie Vasquez (UWF)
Reverend John Vengeance (MBC)
"The Era of Defiance" Gabriel Whitecross (UWF)
"The Fantasy" Brett Young (UWF)
Youth Gone Wild (UWF)
Damien "The Omen" Williams (MBC)

WOMEN
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Summer Blake (UWF)
"The Show" Sierra Browne (UWF)
"Fearless" Fiona Cassidy (UWF)
"Armageddon" Georgia Church (MBC)
Corvette (UWF)
"The All-Around Athlete" Laura Davis (UWF)
Jan Delgado (MBC)
Kiora Donavon (MBC)
Kathryn Elyson (MBC)
"The Viking Vixen" Eveline Eriksen (UWF/MBC)
"Mockingbird" Nina Grimsson (UWF/MBC)
Lady Holina (MBC)
"The Seductress" Holly Hotbody (MBC)
AJ Hudson (MBC)
"Every Man's Fantasy" Brianna Landis (UWF/MBC)
"Lady" Laurel Levinger (UWF)
Leanna Love (UWF/MBC)
Lolita Love (UWF/MBC)
Taylor MacKenzie (MBC)
Felicity Malone (MBC)
Rose Malone (MBC)
"The Matrix" Felicia Marley (UWF)
Tara "Sunburst" Marshall (MBC)
Dalbello Rage (UWF/MBC)
"The American Idol" Amber Rogers (MBC)
Akeyla Ruiz (MBC)
Tesla St. James (UWF/MBC)
Scottie Saratoga (UWF)
Johanna Suprema (MBC)
Donna Tetreault (UWF)
Taryn Weller (UWF)

TAG TEAMS
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Absence and Ravage (MBC)
The Chromosomes - X and Y (MBC)
Don't Go There - "The Nighthawk" Michael Bonn (UWF) & "Hentai" Ryu Osawa
(UWF/MBC)
Heaven's Hunted - Cain & Saul Morningstar (UWF)
Johnny Detson & Tyrone "Purple" Hayes (UWF)
The Neon Knights - Jim and Ronald Purcell (MBC)
The Outlaws - Brent Maverick & Doc Holliday (UWF)
The Problem Solvers - Dan Muldoon & Pete Davidson (MBC)
The Prophets of Rage - Shadoe & Derek Rage (UWF)
The Russian Youth Movement - Michaeil Brekhov, Anatoly Malakhei, Yevgeny
Chuchkin (UWF)
John Shock & Tommy Stephens (UWF)
St. George and the Dragon - James St. George & Adam Drake (MBC)
The Trailer Park Assassins - Cooter & Orbit (UWF)

|--------------|
| IX. WEBSITES |
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Official MBC Website:
http://www.mightybastards.com
Official UWF Website:
http://www.uwfcentral.com
Official Bastard Stampede Website
http://www.mightybastards.com/BS/BSindex.htm
MBC Discussion and Mailing List Yahoo Group
http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/MBCDiscussion/
MBC Forums
http://areyoumighty.proboards56.com/index.cgi?

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| X. ASSOCIATES OF THE UWF & MBC |
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PHOENIX VALLEY WRESTLING
http://www.pvwrestling.org/

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Holy Bloated Payroll, Batm... err, Gamma Ray!

They better be moving the merch or upping the ticket prices to support all those salaries [maybe melt down some of that gold? :flamethrower: ]
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blibblab,Jan 8 2010
05:16 PM
Holy Bloated Payroll, Batm... err, Gamma Ray!

They better be moving the merch or upping the ticket prices to support all those salaries [maybe melt down some of that gold? :flamethrower: ]

Nah, just waiting for the bailout.
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14 titles?!? Sweet fucking Jesus!
Note to self: Be erect by half past ten.
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I will announce here and now...Juan Vasquez is gunning for 13 of those titles.









...he wants no part of Gabriel Gandalf Moses Zeus Whitecross. :blush03:
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Matt,Jan 8 2010
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14 titles?!? Sweet fucking Jesus!

Well, that's two different feds.

Also, keep that avatar forever; it owns all. And if you do decide to change, give me advance notice so I can steal it. :-)
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 8 2010
05:34 PM
I will announce here and now...Juan Vasquez is gunning for 13 of those titles.









...he wants no part of Gabriel Gandalf Moses Zeus Whitecross. :blush03:

I'll go on record right here and now...

Juan Vasquez vs Holly Hotbody is something I want to make happen.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 8 2010
01:34 PM
I will announce here and now...Juan Vasquez is gunning for 13 of those titles.

Dear god, that's ambition that rivals that of Gibson Hayes!
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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This is like WCW's roster...only an emaciated Trey DaMann is slightly more useful in the ring than Kevin Nash.

And when I say Vasquez is going after 13 titles, I mean it! Kiora Donovan better keep her thighmaster close to her!
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Vengeance was once its keeper before her. Juan better watch out for him just in case. :D
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Wait a minute...Juan Vasquez and John Vengeance...the two most hate-filled men on the roster both share the same initials!!!! :jawdrop:

Coincidence?...I think not!
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Does Juan have a pope hat too?
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Juan doesn't wear hats. It would cover up the halo of black hellfire flames that glow around his head, the spiritual proof of his extreme devotion to hatred. :wub:
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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RedRajah,Jan 11 2010
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Does Juan have a pope hat too?

It's called a mitre and mitres are great everyday, walking around hats.
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I'd rather have the popemobile.
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