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| UWF/MBC Update for 01.08.10; You got chocolate in my peanut butter... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 8 2010, 12:06 PM (944 Views) | |
| KliqerT | Jan 8 2010, 12:06 PM Post #1 |
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__ _______ ______ _ ___ _____ / |/ / __ )/ ____/-..-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-| |.| \ \-.-.-./ / _| / /|_/ / __ / / Update For | | | |\ \ /\ / /| |_ / / / / /_/ / /___ 01.08.10 | |_| | \ V V / | _| /_/ /_/_____/\____/-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\___/-.-\_/\_/-.|_| |-------------------| | TABLE OF CONTENTS | |-------------------| I. Breaking News II. Results III. Upcoming Events IV. Next PPV V. Deadlines VI. Champions VII: Roster Changes VIII. Current Roster IX: Websites X. Associates of UWF/MBC |------------------| | I. BREAKING NEWS | |------------------| - In a shocking piece of news, UWF and MBC Owner Kyle Lee has announced that for the forseeable future, television programming for the two wrestling companies will be combined. House of Bastards and Thursday Night Throwdown will be reconfigured as House of Throwdown, while the two flagship programs UWF Saturday Night Rampage and MBC Tuesday Bloody Tuesday will instead be presented as a combined effort entitled Rampage Bloody Rampage. - Not long after being released from their UWF contracts, One-Winged Angel, "Supervixen" Ami Tran and the long suspended Fury were released from their MBC contracts as well. None were readily available for comment. The UWF/MBC wishes them well in their future endeavors. |-------------| | II. RESULTS | |-------------| No recent results |-----------------------| | III. UPCOMING LINEUPS | |-----------------------| [UWF/MBC] HOUSE OF THROWDOWN at: Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada January 21st, 2010 On the first edition of House Of Throwdown, there's debuts galore for both companies on the horizon! On the UWF side of things, ORIN "THE LYNX" LEBLANC welcomes a fellow ex-Rip City Wrestling castoff in BAILEY FITZGERALD when they go head to head! While for MBC, newcomer CLAYTON ROSS steps into the ring for the first time, taking on one half of the Neon Knights, RONALD PURCELL. Plus AJ HUDSON makes her debut against the up and coming AKEYLA RUIZ! In other HoT action, it'll be the newly minted team JOHN SHOCK and TOMMY STEPHENS taking on HEAVEN'S HUNTED in tag team action! OZ RIVERA competes in action against Gamma Ray's sidekick ORBIT! And in the main event, "THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ continues his path of absolute destruction in a defense of the Unified Television Championship against a fellow champion, one half of the Unified Tag Champions Don't Go There, "HENTAI" RYU OSAWA! -------------------------------------------- [UWF/MBC] RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE: HOMECOMING at: Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada January 23rd, 2010 A new year, a new decade, and a new beginning for two companies! The Universal Wrestling Federation, now owned by "The Doomsayer" Kyle Lee, is sharing space with Mighty Bastard Championship, Lee's first love and the currently mobile promotion without a home! And in the first wrestling event of 2010, RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE: HOMECOMING takes to the airwaves from the Air Canada Centre in the UWF's home, Toronto, Ontario! One of the biggest questions coming out of 2009 is the status of UWF World Heavyweight Champion TREY DAMANN. DaMann's career came to an end in Detroit with the upset of a lifetime, and it's expected that in Toronto Trey will be on hand to relinquish the title he holds so dear. An announcement about how the UWF plans to fill the soon to be vacated title is also expected! JOHNNY AXIS has been an enigma wrapped in a question mark since arriving in the UWF last year, but at Gold Rush he proved himself by saving Dan Kauffman from a more serious assault at the hands of Alex Martinez. Kicking off the new year Axis will be in action against a man who had a strong impact himself at Gold Rush, "THE PRODIGY" TRACY HUDSON! It didn't take long for "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE ERIKSEN to make her presence felt in the UWF. She set the UWF on fire with both her words and actions. The MBC's take? Welcome to our world. She's been doing it to us for months! And in her UWF debut, she'll be wrestling a MBC match, facing "THE AMERICAN IDOL" AMBER ROGERS in a rematch from their match at SplatterNad 2009! In a match specifically requested from Camp Tetreault, there will be a special WOMEN'S GAUNTLET MATCH on this week's show! The identities of the woman running the gauntlet remains a mystery, as do her three opponents. But you can bet if this came from the mind of the Queen Bastard herself, trouble will be a brewin'. "THE MASTER OF GIMMICKS" MAX BENSON earned his shot at the MBC Grandmaster Typo Championship all the way back in 2008 and finally the man that brought us Max-Wow will get his shot as he challenges TAYLOR MACKENZIE for the gold! The aftershocks of both SplatterNad and Gold Rush 2009 continue to be felt, months afterward. Of the newsmakers from Gold Rush was "SHOWTIME" RICK MARLEY, who's shot across the bow of the UWF was answered by the legendary YOUTH GONE WILD. You'd think that would have been enough to silence Mr. Called Shot, but apparently not. And now at RBR Marley will have to deal with another recently returned legend... "THE EPITOME OF EVIL" SERGE ANNIS! The MBC has is share of monsters. And at Rampage Bloody Rampage three of them will step into the ring in a three way dance! "THE SHOTGUN" STAN CRAWFORD, "THE BIG NASTY BASTARD" MIKE REZNOR and "THE HEAVY METAL HERO" ERIK GRIMSSON square off in a match guaranteed to be brutal! And worlds collide in the first Rampage Bloody Rampage joint main event when MBC World Heavyweight Champion JOHN VENGEANCE teams with JUAN VASQUEZ to square off against the brand new UWF North American Heavyweight Champion "THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS and MBC Smash Bash Crucify Champion "PURE POWER" JERRY TITUS! |--------------| | IV. NEXT PPV | |--------------| TBA! |--------------| | V. DEADLINES | |--------------| All STRATS and ROLEPLAYS due SATURDAY JANUARY 16th |---------------| | VI. CHAMPIONS | |---------------| UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Trey DaMann MBC World Heavyweight Champion: Reverend John Vengeance UWF North American Heavyweight Champion: Gabriel Whitecross MBC Smash Bash Crucify Champion: Jerry Titus UWF Unified World Television Champion: Alex Martinez MBC Grandmaster Typo Champion: Taylor Mackenzie UWF Women's World Heavyweight Champion: Laura Davis MBC World Women's Champion: Holly Hotbody UWF Women's North American Heavyweight Champion: Summer Blake MBC Keeper Of The Thighmaster: Kiora Donavon UWF Unified World Tag Team Champions: Don't Go There MBC Team Bastard Champions: The Problem Solvers MBC Psycho Driver Tag Team Champions: Nina Grimsson & Tesla St. James UWF/MBC Joint Light Heavyweight Champion: Tara Marshall --------------------- ACW Southwest Heavyweight Champion: James St. George Bastard Stampede Frontier Union Champion: The Burning Man Bastard Stampede West Texas Champion: Tyler Tucker ACW Southwest Women's Champion: Sarah Mayson Bastard Stampede Women's Champion: The Dragon Queen ACW Southwest Tag Team Champions: Joey Malone & Jamie Kidd Bastard Stampede Tag Team Champions: Wolf Jager And Justin Davidson |---------------------| | VII. ROSTER CHANGES | |---------------------| In: ------------------- "The Epitome of Evil" Serge Annis (UWF) "The Viking Vixen" Eveline Eriksen (UWF) Bailey Fitzgerald (UWF) AJ Hudson (MBC) "The Prodigy" Tracy Hudson (UWF) Felicity and Rose Malone (MBC) "Showtime" Rick Marley (UWF) "The Natural" Adam Rogers (UWF) Clayton Ross (MBC) St. George and the Dragon - James St. George & Adam Drake (MBC) Youth Gone Wild (UWF) Out: ------------------- "Superfly" Susan Davis (MBC) The Dreams (MBC) Fury (UWF/MBC) Dan Kauffman (UWF) Lights Camera Action (MBC) The One-Winged Angel (UWF/MBC) "Supervixen" Ami Tran (UWF/MBC) To Managerial Role: ------------------- Crimson (MBC) To Administration: ------------------- "The Doomsayer" Kyle Lee (UWF) |----------------------| | VIII. CURRENT ROSTER | |----------------------| MEN ------------------- Serge Annis (UWF) "The Master of Gimmicks" Max Benson (MBC) "The Shotgun" Stan Crawford (MBC) Trey DaMann (UWF) Tommy "Thrillseeker" Elliott (UWF) Jonas "Dutch" Elm (MBC) Brandon Elyson (MBC) "The Extreme" Alexander Epstein (UWF) Bailey Fitzgerald (UWF) Gamma Ray (UWF) "Heavy Metal Hero" Erik Grimsson (MBC) "The Prodigy" Tracy Hudson (UWF) "Hellraiser" Tom Landis (MBC) Orin "The Lynx" LeBlanc (UWF) "Showtime" Rick Marley (UWF) "Dead End" Derek Martin (UWF) "The Last American Badass" Alex Martinez (UWF) "Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor (injured) (UWF) "Hentai" Ryu Osawa (UWF/MBC) "The Dark Horse" Randall Osbourne (UWF) "Big Nasty Bastard" Mike Reznor (MBC) Oz Rivera (UWF) "The Natural" Adam Rogers (UWF) Clayton Ross (MBC) "D-Day" Harley Sanders (MBC) John Shock (UWF) Tommy Stephens (UWF) Brawn Stevenson (MBC) Jerry "Pure Power" Titus (MBC) Tumaffi (UWF) Juan Vasquez (UWF) "Dubba-V" Vinnie Vasquez (UWF) Reverend John Vengeance (MBC) "The Era of Defiance" Gabriel Whitecross (UWF) "The Fantasy" Brett Young (UWF) Youth Gone Wild (UWF) Damien "The Omen" Williams (MBC) WOMEN ------------------- Summer Blake (UWF) "The Show" Sierra Browne (UWF) "Fearless" Fiona Cassidy (UWF) "Armageddon" Georgia Church (MBC) Corvette (UWF) "The All-Around Athlete" Laura Davis (UWF) Jan Delgado (MBC) Kiora Donavon (MBC) Kathryn Elyson (MBC) "The Viking Vixen" Eveline Eriksen (UWF/MBC) "Mockingbird" Nina Grimsson (UWF/MBC) Lady Holina (MBC) "The Seductress" Holly Hotbody (MBC) AJ Hudson (MBC) "Every Man's Fantasy" Brianna Landis (UWF/MBC) "Lady" Laurel Levinger (UWF) Leanna Love (UWF/MBC) Lolita Love (UWF/MBC) Taylor MacKenzie (MBC) Felicity Malone (MBC) Rose Malone (MBC) "The Matrix" Felicia Marley (UWF) Tara "Sunburst" Marshall (MBC) Dalbello Rage (UWF/MBC) "The American Idol" Amber Rogers (MBC) Akeyla Ruiz (MBC) Tesla St. James (UWF/MBC) Scottie Saratoga (UWF) Johanna Suprema (MBC) Donna Tetreault (UWF) Taryn Weller (UWF) TAG TEAMS ------------------- Absence and Ravage (MBC) The Chromosomes - X and Y (MBC) Don't Go There - "The Nighthawk" Michael Bonn (UWF) & "Hentai" Ryu Osawa (UWF/MBC) Heaven's Hunted - Cain & Saul Morningstar (UWF) Johnny Detson & Tyrone "Purple" Hayes (UWF) The Neon Knights - Jim and Ronald Purcell (MBC) The Outlaws - Brent Maverick & Doc Holliday (UWF) The Problem Solvers - Dan Muldoon & Pete Davidson (MBC) The Prophets of Rage - Shadoe & Derek Rage (UWF) The Russian Youth Movement - Michaeil Brekhov, Anatoly Malakhei, Yevgeny Chuchkin (UWF) John Shock & Tommy Stephens (UWF) St. George and the Dragon - James St. George & Adam Drake (MBC) The Trailer Park Assassins - Cooter & Orbit (UWF) |--------------| | IX. WEBSITES | |--------------| Official MBC Website: http://www.mightybastards.com Official UWF Website: http://www.uwfcentral.com Official Bastard Stampede Website http://www.mightybastards.com/BS/BSindex.htm MBC Discussion and Mailing List Yahoo Group http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/MBCDiscussion/ MBC Forums http://areyoumighty.proboards56.com/index.cgi? |--------------------------------| | X. ASSOCIATES OF THE UWF & MBC | |--------------------------------| PHOENIX VALLEY WRESTLING http://www.pvwrestling.org/ |-----------------------| Copyright 2010 |-----------------------| |
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| blibblab | Jan 8 2010, 12:16 PM Post #2 |
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Holy Bloated Payroll, Batm... err, Gamma Ray! They better be moving the merch or upping the ticket prices to support all those salaries [maybe melt down some of that gold? ]
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| KliqerT | Jan 8 2010, 12:27 PM Post #3 |
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Nah, just waiting for the bailout. |
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| Matt | Jan 8 2010, 12:27 PM Post #4 |
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14 titles?!? Sweet fucking Jesus! |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 8 2010, 12:34 PM Post #5 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I will announce here and now...Juan Vasquez is gunning for 13 of those titles. ...he wants no part of Gabriel Gandalf Moses Zeus Whitecross.
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| JeremySatwork | Jan 8 2010, 12:34 PM Post #6 |
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Well, that's two different feds. Also, keep that avatar forever; it owns all. And if you do decide to change, give me advance notice so I can steal it. :-) |
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| KliqerT | Jan 8 2010, 12:36 PM Post #7 |
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I'll go on record right here and now... Juan Vasquez vs Holly Hotbody is something I want to make happen. |
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| RedRajah | Jan 8 2010, 12:44 PM Post #8 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Dear god, that's ambition that rivals that of Gibson Hayes! |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 8 2010, 12:48 PM Post #9 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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This is like WCW's roster...only an emaciated Trey DaMann is slightly more useful in the ring than Kevin Nash. And when I say Vasquez is going after 13 titles, I mean it! Kiora Donovan better keep her thighmaster close to her! |
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| RedRajah | Jan 8 2010, 12:50 PM Post #10 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Vengeance was once its keeper before her. Juan better watch out for him just in case.
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 11 2010, 02:35 PM Post #11 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Wait a minute...Juan Vasquez and John Vengeance...the two most hate-filled men on the roster both share the same initials!!!! ![]() Coincidence?...I think not! |
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| RedRajah | Jan 11 2010, 02:38 PM Post #12 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Does Juan have a pope hat too? |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 11 2010, 02:50 PM Post #13 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Juan doesn't wear hats. It would cover up the halo of black hellfire flames that glow around his head, the spiritual proof of his extreme devotion to hatred.
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| Picky | Jan 11 2010, 02:54 PM Post #14 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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It's called a mitre and mitres are great everyday, walking around hats. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 11 2010, 03:28 PM Post #15 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I'd rather have the popemobile. |
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