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| WWA: The Capitol vs The Celestial Warrior; Ever See Referees Do Planchas? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 9 2010, 04:06 PM (410 Views) | |
| texanspaniard | Mar 9 2010, 04:06 PM Post #1 |
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Going through some old disks I came across this match I did for a Monday Night Live episode in 1999 or 2000, not sure when it was. It was for the WWA. Charles let me go NUTS with this match and comedy chaos ensued! For some reason I use to have commentators call all the action when I wrote matches, it took me years to start doing action in brackets. Anyways, I didn't know where to put this but for anyone who is curious, a slice of WWA from me to you. Charles did some editing and threw some comments in there just for the record. Read on and watch as referees get involved too much! PS: The WWA had a heel commentator named Sammy Knight, do not confuse him with the former SPW World Champion Sammy Knight. Two different dudes completely. Ok, enjoy! ------------------------------------------------------------------- (The arenas return to the camera, because it's OPPOSITES TIME!!!) (But seriously, let's just finish this thing, shall we? Pedro worked his ass off on this match, so it hardly needs any long intro from me. :-) ******************** #8 MAIN EVENT Both these guys return for the second time tonight! Non-Title Match Celestial Warrior v. The Capitol ******************** Manning: Sammy it's time for the main event tonight and you have to wonder if either competitor, The Capitol, The NEW WWA International Champion or The Celestial Warrior is going to have enough gas in the tank to see this match to the end! Knight: Well both of them have been through matches here tonight but you listen here, The Capitol can do anything because he is the greatest WWA International Champion there has ever been! Manning: He just won the title earlier tonight!! How can he already be the greatest of all time? Knight: Rich, just Shut-Up and get ready for the beauty that is the heelish evil of The Capitol!! (Bell rings) Stephanie: The following contest is out Main Event and is for The Celestial Warrior's World Title Shot at Spring Fling 2000!! ("Friday" by Ice Cube plays to a big chorus of boos.) STEPHANIE: Introducing first weighing 296 lbs. from Miami, Florida here is the NEW WWA International Champion, The Capitol! Knight: Bravo! Bravo! Viva El Capitol!! Manning: Stop it Sammy!! Stop It!! Knight: What? What did I do wrong? (The lights go out and the fans pop) Knight: Oh no! It's that goody goody snore snore Celestial Warrior! Manning: Quiet! This is to build up suspense for his arrival!! Knight: But everyone knows he's coming why else would the fans be popping!! Manning: Popping? Like pop corn? Knight: BAH!! ("Favor for a Favor" (instrumental) by Nas and Scarface begins playing at a low volume at first, then quickly rising to full volume. All the lights in the arena change to a deep purple, and the light level rises just slightly, creating an eerie effect. A thick mist begins to flow throughout the arena, and a thick haze is seen forming as well.) Knight: Now explain this fog stuff to me! Is he promoting smoking or something? Manning: Stop it Sammy! STEPHANIE: And his opponent weighing 225 lbs., from Baltimore, Maryland, here is The Celestial Warrior!!!! Manning: The Celestial Warrior, the mighty hero of the WWA coming out to the ring in his dramatic entrance! Let's sit back and watch this! Knight: Boo Hiss Rich!! We've seen this a million times, instead of talking about the purple spotlights sweeping the arena and mist and haze and purple flames let's talk about how The Capitol is going to beat The Celestial Warrior within an inch of his steak finger hungry life because The Capitol is the greatest WWA International Champion of All Time!! Manning: Sammy, you're messing up the entrance!! Knight: Oh Boo Hoo, can't everyone just walk out to the ring and save the WWA money on all this entrance stuff?! Manning: But it's presentation Sammy!! The fans want a spectacle!! Knight: I'll give them a spectacle, I'll pull down my pants and show them my... Manning: SAMMY!!! I won't allow any...VULGAR displays while I'm around!!! Knight: What? I was just going to show them my WWA Boxers, now on sale at Wal-Mart and clothing stores everywhere!! Manning: Oh...well...I guess that's not so bad... Knight: Then I'll pull down my boxers and show them one of the wonders of the world!!! Manning: HEY! Celestial Warrior approaching the ring, The Capitol isn't wasting any time though, he rolls out of the ring and greets The Celestial Warrior outside the ring with a right hand, but The Celestial Warrior blocks it and goes for a right of his own but The Capitol blocks that and..COME ON!! The Capitol just hit The Celestial Warrior with a low blow!!! Knight: (wiping a tear from his eyes) That's my boy!! Manning: The Capitol is lifting The Celestial Warrior's cloak over his head and he throws The Celestial Warrior into the steel ring steps!! Come On!! That's not right!! Knight: Hey, have you heard the bell ring? Is it ok BEFORE the bell rings? I think so! Manning: You would, Referee Austin Cooper is telling The Capitol to bring it in the ring so he can call for the bell, NOW THAT'S NOT RIGHT!! The Capitol just gave Cooper the middle finger!!! Knight: He deserves it for such a cowboy movie western name... Manning: WOAH!! COOPER JUST SLAPPED THE CAPITOL UPSIDE THE HEAD AND TOLD HIM TO BRING IT INSIDE!!! Knight: HEY!! That's illegal!!! Manning: The Capitol is stunned, he's looking at Austin Cooper with intense anger but he's forgotten about The Celestial Warrior who turns The Capitol around and leaps up and goes for a Hurricanrana and he NAILS IT!! The fans are on their feet and The Celestial Warrior takes off his cloak and picks up The Capitol and rolls him in the ring! The Celestial Warrior rolls into the ring as well and Austin Cooper calls for the bell to start this match and the crowd explodes with applause!! Knight: Bah! The people are like cows, stupid and slow! Austin Cooper though is just plain unfair and must have been paid off by the Celestial Warrior!! Manning: Stop it Sammy! The Celestial Warrior would never do such a thing!! Both men to their feet, The Capitol goes for a right hand but The Celestial Warrior blocks it and goes for a kick to the midsection but The Capitol grabs his foot and throws The Celestial Warrior off his feet and on his back! Knight: Go Capitol! Get Busy! Go Capitol! Manning: Capitol leaps with a standing elbow drop but The Celestial Warrior moves out of the way! The Celestial Warrior goes for a standing elbow of his own but now The Capitol moves out of the way! The Capitol goes to drop a standing elbow but The Celestial Warrior moves out of the way but The Capitol stops himself and kicks The Celestial Warrior before The Celestial Warrior can get to his feet! Knight: Nothing like a foot to some goody goody's ribs to make me feel better! Manning: Both of these men have to be tired after having wrestled earlier in the night, The Capitol stomping away at The Celestial Warrior, pushing him into a corner, now come on! The Capitol is choking The Celestial Warrior with his foot, Austin Cooper is giving him the count! Knight: Cooper is biased! It's a perfectly legal hold! Manning: Cooper is telling The Capitol to stop it, Come On, The Capitol just flipped Cooper the bird again, WOAH! Knight: OH MY GOD! Manning: Cooper just grabbed The Capitol by the hair and pulled him away from The Celestial Warrior!! Knight: Now that is a clear case of biased refereeing!! Manning: Cooper is just trying to enforce the rules! The Capitol is staring angrily at Austin Cooper! Knight: Wouldn't you? Manning: The Celestial Warrior is to his feet, he turns The Capitol around and kicks him in the midsection, now The Celestial Warrior leaps over The Capitol and rolls him up in a Sunset Flip, Cooper with the cover 1...2.. but The Capitol sits up and now he has The Celestial Warrior in a pinning situation! Knight: He's reversed The Sunset Flip! Manning: Cooper with the cover 1....2..but The Celestial Warrior kicks out!! Knight: And what a slow count from Austin Cooper!! Manning: He gave them both the same count Sammy! Both men to their feet The Celestial Warrior though hooks The Capitol's arms and legs and rolls him up in a Small Package!! Cooper with the cover 1...2..But The Capitol rolls it over and has Celestial Warrior in a pinning predicament, Cooper with the count 1....2...but now the Celestial Warrior rolls it over and has The Capitol in a pinning position again, Cooper with the cover 1.... 2...but now The Capitol AGAIN rolls it over and has The Celestial Warrior once more in a pinning predicament Cooper with the cover 1....2...but AGAIN The Celestial Warrior rolls it over and has The Capitol in a pinning position but Cooper isn't going for the cover!! Knight: What? Maybe he feels bad about his abuse of The Capitol!! Manning: Cooper Is Pulling them apart!! What's going on here? WOAH!! Cooper slaps both of them and tells them they are stinking up the joint!!! Knight: Oh My God!! Manning: Neither The Capitol or The Celestial Warrior can believe it!! Cooper is telling them to get it on, and they go back into the small package roll up with The Capitol on top of The Celestial Warrior, but Cooper again isn't going for the cover!! Knight: I think Cooper has gone insane with power!! Manning: Cooper pulls them apart again and WOAH!! He just slapped BOTH The Capitol AND The Celestial Warrior on the top of their heads!!! This crowd is stunned!! The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior are stunned!! WE'RE STUNNED!!!! Knight: This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in a wrestling match!! Manning: Cooper is telling them "No More Small Packages"!! Now I have to agree with you here, he's over stepping his boundaries here!! Knight: You Damn Right he is!!! Manning: The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior look at each other, then they look at Cooper and now they look at each other again and...WOAH!! They've gone back into the Small Package!!! The Celestial Warrior has The Capitol in a pinning position but that's not important, they're doing this out of spite!!! Knight: Yeah show that stupid Austin Cooper!!! Manning: Cooper goes to pull them apart and WOAH!! Now they've grabbed Cooper's arm and are making the count with his arm!! 1...2..but The Capitol kicks out and Austin Cooper is mad as hell!! Knight: The Capitol is the one who should be mad here!!! Manning: Both men to their feet, Austin Cooper shoves BOTH Men!! Is Austin Cooper insane?! Knight: Yes. Yes he is. Manning: Cooper is threatening to disqualify Both men here!! The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior look at each other, now they look at Cooper, now they look at each other, Now they nod!! Knight: What? The Capitol is agreeing on something with The Celestial Warrior?! Manning: The nod to each other and...WOAH!! They both just punched out Austin Cooper at the same time and this crowd explodes in a thunderous applause!!! Knight: YIPPEEEEE!!! Manning: The Capitol though kicks The Celestial Warrior in the midsection while he's distracted and he hits a DDT!!! The Capitol just laid out The Celestial Warrior with a DDT but he can't go for a cover here because they've both just knocked out the referee!! Knight: Do you think the referee might disqualify them both now for punching him out? Manning: Hmm, he may, you're right!! Our Main Event might already be over!!! Knight: Nah! The Referee will forgive them! Manning: The Capitol goes to pick up The Celestial Warrior but he's greeted with a right hand! The Celestial Warrior is on his feet and he kicks The Capitol in the midsection and sets up The Capitol for a vertical suplex, he picks The Capitol up in the air but The Capitol wiggles free and lands on his feet behind The Celestial Warrior and now he grabs The Celestial Warrior from behind and goes for a German Release Suplex but The Celestial Warrior flips in the air and lands on his feet!! The Capitol to his feet is met with a drop kick but The Capitol grabs The Celestial Warrior's legs in the air and blocks the drop kick and now has The Celestial Warrior in a dangerous position! Knight: Rich! RICH!! Manning: The Capitol goes for an elbow to The Celestial Warrior's groin but The Celestial Warrior rolls backwards and upright and avoids the elbow and now he goes for a drop kick on The Capitol who's on his knees but The Capitol rolls backwards and upright himself avoiding the drop kick! Knight: Rich! Calm down!! Not so fast!!! Manning: The Capitol on his feet runs over to The Celestial Warrior and goes for a leg drop but The Celestial Warrior moves out of the way and gets to his feet with blinding speed and is climbing the turnbuckles, but The Capitol is to his feet before The Celestial Warrior can reach the top and The Capitol shakes the ropes from under The Celestial Warrior and he lands in a bad way on the top turnbuckle and (pant) my head is turning blue, the room is spinning, Uhhhhhhhhh... (Manning slumps face forward from talking too much with out breathing and has passed out. Sammy looks around) Knight: Uh....uh...I...I think we have a situation here! (Sammy looks around and points at Rich who is passed out) Knight: Uh..can we get someone from the back here? Please? I think Rich has passed out! (Suddenly Rich pops up and takes a deep breath) Knight: Rich!!! You're ok? Manning: The Capitol sets The Celestial Warrior up for a superplex but The Celestial Warrior blocks it! Fans are on their feet here as The Celestial Warrior nails The Capitol with a right hand and now another! The Celestial Warrior goes for a spinning Hurricanrana off the top turnbuckle but The Capitol grabs The Celestial Warrior and OH MY GOD!!! HE POWERBOMBED THE CELESTIAL WARRIOR TO THE COLD HARD FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING!!!! Knight: Rich, are you feeling ok? Manning: No time for that now, I can't believe what has just happened! The Celestial Warrior isn't moving! He may be hurt! What a fall that was! From the top of the turnbuckles he was powerbombed to the floor outside! The Capitol has climbed down onto the ring apron and he takes off and nails The Celestial Warrior with an elbow drop off of the ring apron! This match may be over!! Knight: And all because The Celestial Goody Goody tried a dumb move on a smart man and got put in his Goody Goody Sucky place!! Manning: That's enough Sammy!! The Celestial Warrior has already wrestled one match tonight!! Think of the abuse he took earlier!! Now he's taking even worse abuse!! That powerbomb was something else!! The Capitol is rolling The Celestial Warrior into the ring, Referee Austin Cooper, who was knocked out by both The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior earlier is starting to come to. Will he call for a double disqualification? I don't know. Knight: Rich you're gonna talk yourself into unconsciousness again! Manning: The Capitol is covering The Celestial Warrior, Cooper is coming over, is he going to count the pin fall, Cooper comes over and... Knight: WOAH!!! Manning: AUSTIN COOPER JUST KICKED THE CAPITOL IN THE FACE!!! I can't believe it!! The Capitol is holding his jaw, The Celestial Warrior is coming to and MY GOD!!! AUSTIN COOPER JUST KICKED THE CELESTIAL WARRIOR IN THE FACE!!! Knight: Revenge for the double team!! Manning: What a bizarre match this is turning into! The Capitol lunges at Austin Cooper but he's met with a left jab!! Now another left jab, and Cooper leans back and WOAH!! HE JUST KNOCKED THE CAPITOL ON HIS BUTT WITH A WILD RIGHT HAND!!! Knight: That is so unfair!! If he doesn't do it to The Celestial Warrior too then I'm going to go down there and take that man apart!! Manning: The Celestial Warrior is getting to his feet and Cooper goes over to him and..LEFT JAB!! Cooper nails The Celestial Warrior with a left jab and NOW ANOTHER!! Cooper is winding his arm up and WOAH! He flattens The Celestial Warrior as well and this crowd is surprisingly on their feet for this incredibly crazy match!! Knight: This is one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen!! Manning: Austin Cooper is telling both of them to get up! I think Cooper wants to dish out more punishment!! Knight: Austin Cooper is an idiot! How dare he treat the new WWA International Champion in such fashion!! Manning: Cooper has his dukes up, but The Capitol nails Cooper with a low blow!! Cooper's eyes are going to pop out of his head!! The Celestial Warrior looks at the crowd and WOAH!! He just DDT'd Austin Cooper!! Knight: Well, Cooper deserves it for his poor treatment of the Greatest Newest WWA International Champion of All Time, The Capitol!! Manning: So Cooper is once again out cold here!! The Capitol nails The Celestial Warrior from behind with an Ax Handle and now he sets The Celestial Warrior up for an Atomic Drop But The Celestial Warrior wiggles free and lands behind The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior puts a Full Nelson On The Capitol!!! Knight: NOOOOOO!!! GOD NOOOOOO!!!!! (Coughs) HELP ME SWEET LORD!!! IT'S SUBMISSION WRESTLING!!!! (Coughs) Manning: Snap out of it Sammy, The Capitol looks around and OH!! He nailed a low blow with his leg by kicking backwards!! That's low!! Knight: NO, he's...A SAVIOR!!! HE HAS DELIVERED US FROM SUBMISSION WRESTLING!!! Manning: The Celestial Warrior has let go of the hold and is rolling around, The Capitol walks over and drops a standing elbow drop on The Celestial Warrior. The Capitol won the title earlier tonight by beating Fletch Fuller and Sammy both of these men deserve applause for putting on any kind of match after having hard fought matches earlier tonight!! Knight: Ppth!! Screw The Celestial Warrior!! Viva El Capitol!! Manning: Stop it, The Capitol grabs The Celestial Warrior by his hair and sets him up for a pile driver, can he nail it, HE DOES!! The Capitol nails The Celestial Warrior with the pile driver but unfortunately he can't go for the pin since they have beaten up Referee Austin Cooper here. Knight: To be beaten by The Capitol is an honor don't you think? Manning: The Capitol picks up The Celestial Warrior and whips him to the ropes, The Capitol catches The Celestial Warrior bouncing back and nails a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker and Look!! Referee Jerry Miller is coming out to take over officiating duties for Austin Cooper! Knight: Maybe it's for the best! Manning: You may be right! The Capitol sets up The Celestial Warrior for a Gut Wrench Suplex and he nails it! He goes for the cover, Miller with the count 1....2....NO! The Celestial Warrior kicks out!! Knight: Darn!! Come on Capitol!! Beat that Dungeons And Dragons Fanatic like some nerdy drama club cape wearing Idiot from High school!! Manning: What are you talking about? Knight: What? You never beat up on the Drama Club Cape Wearing dorks from High School? Manning: You are classless Sammy!! The Capitol gets The Celestial Warrior to his feet and whips him to the ropes, The Capitol runs in with a clothesline but The Celestial Warrior ducks, hooks The Capitol's arms with his legs and goes for a Crucifix Pin!! This crowd is on their feet, Miller with the cover 1.....2.....But The Capitol kicks out! Knight: You know the kind of guys I'm talking about don't you Rich? They wore those ridiculous black capes with the red lining and they never washed their hair and they looked at everyone all sad and angry at the same time and you just wanted to stomp on their heads til your shoe was covered in brains and.. Manning: SAMMY STOP IT!!! Both men to their feet The Capitol with a right hand but The Celestial Warrior blocks it and nails The Capitol with a drop kick that sends The WWA International Champion over the top rope and to the floor outside and this crowd is on their feet!!! Knight: Blegh!! This crowd would cheer if Tina Yothers came out Naked and...MMMM...Tina Yothers...Naked....Mmmm... Manning: Sammy! Put that thing away!! Knight: Wha..?! OH!! Uh....I don't know....What you are.. talking about....er... Manning: The Celestial Warrior runs off the ropes and he dives between the ropes and splashes The Capitol on the outside!! But wait!! Austin Cooper is coming to his feet!! I think he's shaken the cob webs! Knight: I think all he has is cobwebs! Manning: Cooper sees Miller, Miller laughs and is explaining he came out to officiate since Cooper was down, Cooper though is shaking in anger he says something about "Trying To Steal My Main Event Spot Aren't You?" NO!!! Cooper just punched Miller out!!! Jerry Miller is on his back!! Knight: This is becoming strange! We're seeing sides of Austin Cooper we've never seen before!! Manning: This is insane, Cooper is walking over to the ropes, he's saying something vulgar to The Celestial Warrior and The Capitol who are getting to their feet, Cooper grabs the top rope and...OH MY GOD!! COOPER LEAPT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SPLASHED THE CAPITOL AND THE CELESTIAL WARRIOR ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!!!! Knight: Is it me or does Cooper move surprisingly well for a big, Older guy? Manning: He's definitely moved better than any of us could have ever imagined here tonight!! Jerry Miller is coming too and he doesn't seem happy either!! Knight: This is turning into a 4 Way Match!! Manning: Cooper is standing over The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior and hurling obscenities their way! Miller is CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLES!!! HE'S ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Knight: OH MY GOD!!! Manning: Miller calls out to Cooper, Cooper looks up and OH MY GOD!!! MILLER HAS LEAPT OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SPLASHED COOPER ON THE OUTSIDE ONTOP OF THE CAPITOL AND THE CELESTIAL WARRIOR!!!!! THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!! Knight: I have seen it all tonight!!! Manning: We all have, The Capitol rolls back into the ring followed shortly by The Celestial Warrior, both men are tired from having wrestled earlier in the night and of course from this match and the odd goings ons with the referees! Oh No, OH NO!! Referee Josh Parker is coming out to officiate the match!! The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior are looking at him as if to say "You Have To Be Kidding Me". Parker walks over to the ropes and is telling Cooper and Miller "If You Two Can't Call This Match Right, Then I'll Do It!" Parker turns his back on Cooper and Miller and tells Capitol and Celestial Warrior to get it on! Knight: What does he mean when he says Get It On? Manning: Stop it, Miller and Parker are climbing into the ring!! OH NO!! They turn Parker around and WOAH!! JERRY MILLER AND AUSTIN COOPER BOTH JUST PUNCHED JOSH PARKER'S LIGHTS OUT!!! Knight: Oh My God!! We need some new referees!! Manning: The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior shake their heads and then The Capitol flattens The Celestial Warrior with a clothesline!! Knight: Alright! Viva El Capitol! Manning: The Capitol goes to cover The Celestial Warrior but The Celestial Warrior kicks out before a count can be made, both men to their feet, The Capitol with a right hand, The Celestial Warrior stumbles back towards the ropes, The Capitol charges in with another clothesline but he eats The Celestial Warrior's boots as they come up and nail him!! The Capitol stumbles back and The Celestial Warrior charges and goes for a Flying Body Press!! The Celestial Warrior with the cover, Miller and Cooper go for the count 1.....2.. but The Capitol kicks out! The Capitol pokes The Celestial Warrior in the eyes and then rolls The Celestial Warrior up from behind! Cooper and Miller with the count 1....2... but The Celestial Warrior kicks out! Knight: Rich, take it easy! Manning: The Celestial Warrior nails The Capitol with a right hand and now he rolls The Capitol up from behind! Cooper and Miller with the count 1....2....but The Capitol kicks out! Both men to their feet, apparently both Austin Cooper and Jerry Miller are both officiating the match, The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior leap at each other with flying body presses!! Capitol gets the pinning position, Miller and Cooper with the cover 1....2...but The Celestial Warrior rolls it over to where he has the pinning position, Cooper and Miller with the count 1...2... but The Capitol kicks out! Knight: Rich... Manning: Both men to their feet, The Celestial Warrior ducks a clothesline and leaps onto The Capitol's shoulders from behind and goes for a Victory Roll!! But The Capitol holds The Celestial Warrior's shoulders down with his knees, Cooper and Miller with the cover 1...2...but The Celestial Warrior is able to turn it over and put The Capitol in the pinning position, Cooper and Miller with the cover 1.....2....but The Capitol kicks out, Both men scramble to their feet, The Capitol goes for a wild right hand, The Celestial Warrior ducks and grabs The Capitol from behind and runs him to the ropes and then rolls him up from behind using the momentum from the spring off the ropes, Cooper and Miller with the covers, 1....2....But The Capitol reverses it and has The Celestial Warrior in a pinning position, Cooper and Miller with the cover 1....2... but The Celestial Warrior kicks out! Knight: RICH!! Manning: Both men scramble to their feet and they nail each other with a clothesline!! Both men go down, my head is spinning, my throat is dry, I'm seeing stars, Uhhhhhhhhh.... (Rich falls forward again. Passed Out. Sammy looks at Rich) Knight: God Damnit!! I knew that was going to happen!! (Cooper and Miller look at each other and then start arguing) Knight: Well folks, Manning is passed out, Cooper and Miller are arguing over who is going to officiate and I'm all by myself.......HELP ME!! SOMEONE FROM THE BACK COME SAVE THIS SEGMENT!!! (Parker gets up groggily and walks over to the arguing Cooper and Miller) Knight: Oh Come on!! What's this milksop going to do? Both of these guys did Planchas, what can Parker do to them? (Parker pulls out to rolls of coins and hits both Cooper and Miller over the head with them and send them to the canvas!) Knight: OH MY GOD!!! Rich wake up!!! Wake up!! We need you Rich!!! You're the only one who can call the action!! RICH!!! (Suddenly Rich springs up and takes a deep breath and then looks at his monitor) Manning: OH MY GOD!! Both The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior are down on the canvas and Cooper and Miller are down on the canvas! And Josh Parker is on the turnbuckle waving his arm around yelling "I'm The Man!" Knight: Parker is an idiot! Are you Ok Rich? Manning: What are you blabbering about Sammy? I'm Fine! Knight: Uh....OK... Manning: Parker stands over The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior and is making the count, 1......2.....3.....4.....5... Knight: Hey look! The Capitol, The New WWA International Champion is getting up!! Manning: And so is The Celestial Warrior and so is Austin Cooper and Jerry Miller! Parker still with the count 6.... 7.....8.... Cooper and Miller crawl over to Parker and OH!! Double Low Blow on Josh Parker!! Knight: Aye Caramba!! Manning: Cooper and Miller get to their feet and they look at The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior and then they look at each other and, COME ON!! Cooper and Miller are rolling around on the canvas fighting!! Knight: It looks like a catfight! Manning: What strange behavior!! The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior go for each other, The Capitol misses a clothesline, The Celestial Warrior goes for a spinning heel kick, The Capitol ducks that, Capitol off the ropes goes for a shoulder tackle but The Celestial Warrior Leap Frogs out of the way! Both men on their feet spin around and lock up!!! The Capitol shoves The Celestial Warrior to the canvas, The Celestial Warrior rolls to his feet and charges and they lock up again! The Capitol goes to shove The Celestial Warrior again but the Celestial Warrior does a drop toe hold on The Capitol but The Capitol rolls away, both men to their feet they charge at each other, they both miss a clothesline, they spin around and stare off and this crowd goes crazy!!! Knight: My God! Rich you need to take it easier!! You're going to talk yourself to unconsciousness again!! Manning: Josh Parker is coming to, he gets to his feet groggily, Cooper and Miller are on the outside choking each other, The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior charge at each other, The Celestial Warrior goes to drop kick The Capitol's knee but The Capitol jumps out of the way, The Capitol grabs Josh Parker, PICKS HIM UP IN A GORILLA PRESS AND THROWS HIM AT THE CELESTIAL WARRIOR!!! Knight: YAY!! Go New WWA International Champion!!! Manning: Cooper and Miller roll back into the ring, The Capitol grabs Jerry Miller and throws him over the top rope!!! The Capitol is telling Austin Cooper to cut the horse play and call the match!! Cooper makes to punch The Capitol but The Capitol fakes a punch and Cooper cowers and puts his arms in front of his face in fear!!! Knight: Austin Cooper is a chicken? After all the planchas and KO Punches? WHAT? Manning: The Capitol is laughing at Austin Cooper, he's saying vulgar jokes putting down Austin Cooper! Meanwhile, the Celestial Warrior is getting to his feet, He picks up the unconscious Josh Parker and Gorilla Presses Parker!!! Knight: CAPITOL!! TURN AROUND!!! Manning: The Celestial Warrior calls to The Capitol, Capitol turns around and The Celestial Warrior THROWS JOSH PARKER AT THE CAPITOL KNOCKING THE CAPITOL DOWN!!! Knight: NOOOO!!!! Manning: The Capitol pushes Parker off of him, he gets to his feet groggily, The Celestial Warrior rolls him up IN A SMALL PACKAGE!! Cooper looks at them pissed off and then says "The Hell With It" The Crowd goes crazy!! Cooper with the cover 1........2.......3!!! Knight: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Stephanie: Here is your winner The Celestial Warrior!!!!!! Knight: NOOOOOOOO!!!! Manning: The Celestial Warrior has gotten the win here tonight and retains his Title shot at Spring Fling! Knight: But The Capitol DOES NOT lose the International title so that is what is most important!!! Manning: What a crazy match this has been and..OH NO!! The Dessicrator is coming out from under the ring!!! He HAS A WOODEN CLUB WITH HIM!!! Knight: What is he going to do with it? Manning: Dessicrator runs in and OH!! He just nailed The Capitol over the head with the wooden cub!!! The Celestial Warrior notices him in the ring but too late, Dessicrator nails him with the wooden club and both men are down!! Knight: Well I'm glad he knocked The Celestial Warrior on his ass but The Capitol? The new WWA International Champion? Manning: Dessicrator is standing on the turnbuckle with his wooden cub in the air!! But WAIT!!! The Capitol and The Celestial Warrior are getting to their feet!!! They look at each other and nod! Knight: More double teaming!!! Manning: This crowd is on their feet, The Capitol grabs Dessicrator and has him in position for an Outsider's Edge!!! The Celestial Warrior climbs the top rope, Capitol throws Dessicrator to the canvas and Celestial Warrior leaps off with a flying Leg Drop and nails Dessicrator with it the same time Dessicrator crashes on the canvas!! Knight: WOW!!! Manning: The Capitol spits on Dessicrator and leaves the ring, The Celestial Warrior leaps on the turnbuckle and waves to the crowd! Knight: What a show off!!! Manning: Josh Parker gets to his feet, Jerry Miller rolls into the ring, Austin Cooper looks at both of them, they look at each other, then at Cooper. I think they're gonna go at it, THREE WAY DANCE!!! Knight: Just what we need a Three Way Referee Match! Manning: Wait A Minute!! They all look at Dessicrator then back at each other, NOW THEY'RE NODDING!!!! Knight: OH NO!!! Manning: Cooper and Miller pick up Dessicrator, Parker grabs Dessicrator as well and the THREE OF THEM THROW DESSICRATOR OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!!!! Knight: Oh My God!!!! Manning: Dessicrator is getting to his feet he doesn't look too happy, Cooper and Miller grab Parker and...THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO DESSICRATOR ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Knight: WOW!!! Manning: Austin Cooper steps between the ropes and stands on the ring apron and...HE SPLASHES DESSICRATOR AND PARKER ON THE OUTSIDE!!! Knight: THIS IS INSANE!!!! Manning: Jerry Miller is...CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLES!!!! HE'S ON THE TOP ROPE AND HE LEAPS OFF AND SPLASHES DESSICRATOR, PARKER AND COOPER ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! Knight: OH MY GOD!!!! Manning: THIS IS INSANE, THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!!! AND LOOK! DESSICRATOR'S OWN PARTNER, "MR. SHOWTIME" MARK HALEY, IS RUNNING DOWN TO RINGSIDE TO ATTACK HIM!!! Knight: What the hell is going on here? MANNING: WE HAVE TO GO, SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK!!! Knight: Get Lost Viewers!!! Manning: Sammy!!!! (Fade to Black…arachnia! Oh, shut up, Pedro will get it. :-) |
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