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RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE 2/13/10 HOUR ONE; Only slightly late!
Topic Started: Mar 8 2010, 05:22 PM (1,286 Views)
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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KliqerT,Mar 9 2010
08:37 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 10 2010
01:59 AM
Flouzemaker,Mar 9 2010
05:53 PM
synthetic67,Mar 9 2010
08:30 PM
Geez, that's a lotta' faces.  But Gaia's a legend, and should be listed as such. :)

I know!
I can't figure out why Beeby wanted Sylhouette back, there's no room at all!

For the inevitable flashback rp, where we see how Miyuki won Syl her freedom by defeating her father in a fencing duel on the rooftop of the Louvre at the behest of Allison Chambers. :swordfight:

Screw it, I'll delete the post altogether and redo it. As I was saying, only if the duel resembles something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPd7_AvzekA

GREATEST... MOVIE... EVER...

Finally, something I can agree with.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Yes, but Miyuki is Japanese, so she was obviously dressed as a ninja when that duel went down.

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Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 9 2010
02:53 PM
But she was already in a Women's NA title feud? :dontknow:

Speaking of the women's division...there should be a Sylhouette/Corvette/Miyuki team of lady high flyers wrestling in a 6-woman tag match for no apparent reason.

Miyuki: I saved you from your papa in France, Chloe-chan! We must now team up!

Syl: Yes sir.

Corvette: WHY AM I HERE???

I nominate Tumaffi to be the manager of this team. That couldn't possibly end badly.

...and since I have nothing better to do on lunch hour:



Tumaffi: CEASE THIS USELESS FLIPPING ABOUT AT ONCE! Tumaffi commands you to destroy your opponents with sheer animalistic rage!

Miyuki: Anim... I AM NOT A FURRY!

[She kicks Tumaffi in the lower lower lower abdomen.]

Syl: SHE IS NOT A FURY!

[Sylhoutte also kicks Tumaffi in the lower lower lower abdomen.]

Corvette: No, no, 'furry'! Not 'fury'!

Syl: But isn't that what he was talking about?

Corvette: No. Well, yeah. 'Fury' is anger. A 'furry' is... like a catgirl.

Syl: ...THAT'S DISGUSTING!

[Sylhouette kicks Tumaffi in the lower lower lower abdomen again.]

Corvette: But he wasn't even the one who brought it up! She was!

[Miyuki then kicks Tumaffi in... in the nuts. There, I said it.]

Miyuki: That's for making her think I'm a furry too!

Corvette: That's not what I... oh, screw it. Let's all just go crazy at once.

[Corvette kicks Tumaffi in the... same place everyone else has.]

Miyuki: Yeah! Go team!

Tumaffi: ...Tumaffi is gratified that you have all quickly absorbed my wisdom. CAMERAMAN! TURN OFF YOUR CAMERA SO THAT TUMAFFI MAY RETAIN MY DIGNITY!

[The scene fades out, after which we hear the loud THUD of a four-hundred pound object collapsing onto the floor.]


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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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All this talk about furry and kicking Tumaffi in the junk gives disturbing imagery about his grooming habits.

*YOU CAN'T UNSEE TUMAFFI'S CROTCH*

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Flouzemaker
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At least, since Corvette is a redhead, Syl is a blond and Miyuki is dark haired, no one suggested the trio incarnate Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup, the new Powerpuff Girls.

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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Miyuki dyes her hair to color coordinate if the need arises.

That being said, the Powerpuff Girls scenario makes Corvette the leader, Miyuki the tough one and Syl the innocent naive blonde that goes along with everything...which oddly enough, plays out perfectly in the scene Jeremy wrote.

Wait...does this mean that Tumaffi is the professor?

And who's Mojo Jojo? Gamma Ray?
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Flouzemaker
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I don't quite knoe who Mojo Jojo is, but Kyle Lee is probably the bumbling Mayor...
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He is...MOJO JOJO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoShqnvmex4
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Flouzemaker,Mar 10 2010
01:32 PM
I don't quite knoe who Mojo Jojo is

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I know Mojo Jojo is - I mean I don't know who best fits the Mojo Jojo part!
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He's green, an ape and wishes to thwart the girls. Obviously it's Gamma Ray.

(Or a reasonable facsimile)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPPMnYaCRTs&NR=1

GR's more successful than this...
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orklad,Mar 10 2010
01:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPPMnYaCRTs&NR=1

GR's more successful than this...

Allison Chambers: Gamma Ray, you can't cash in your title shot.

Gamma Ray: CURSES!!!



That being said, Nikki the Cat could be Princess Morbucks, Allison Chambers is Ms. Sara Bellum, Becky Skullhead is Ms Keane, Lilly is Bunny, Eveline is Sedusa and I guess Serge Annis is HIM? :wacko:

Yes...Serge is definitely HIM.

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Jay Steele Was Declared DeadNOT
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I leave for a while and this place just gets so bizarre.

You need your Trey to guide you, I understand that now.

-Jay
*who still doesn't feel like rp'ing until summer
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What are you talking about? It's already been established that whenever anything goes wrong, it's because Trey bribed somebody.

He's wreaking havoc behind the scenes!
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