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| ratrangerm | Mar 17 2010, 07:54 PM Post #1 |
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[Cut to Jack Keening's cell. Jack fiddles with his tie, re-knotting it and getting it ready to be quickly re-donned.] JK: That's a bunch of crap. [Setting the tie aside on his bunk, Jack mutters under his breath.] JK: That fat hair-wad gets invincibility? Oh, sure, I already got it once, but still! When I got into that club, I kinda thought it meant something. I thought it was like an Oscar! Now it's looking more like a smelly little Grammy. [Sticks out his tongue.] JK: And his partner, well, she's kinda hairy too. Hey, they can have each other. Make some silly little Samoan-slash-bear cubs or something. Kids look like fuzzy Easter Island heads on stilts... Heh. [Jack pulls his jacket off before starting in on his shirt buttons.] JK: Me? I'll keep playing the dark horse. I am, after all, the black sheep, and so remaining a dimmer shade makes sense. Think any of the other competitors will figure that out? Tune in next week to find out! [What an odd way to end his segment. Cut!] [Cut to Suzie Machina in her cell. She's holding an icepack to her neck, occasionally reaching lower to soothe her back.] SM: I guess I'll say one good thing about McCabe... he hits hard. [This isn't an interview booth, but Suzie is just venting her feelings to the air.] SM: What a moron. I save his ass, and he pays me back by powerbombing me after that challenge. He wasn't even smart enough to backstab me when it counted. Ah well. I was the brains of our little operation, and he just got too conceited to live with that. So goodbye Kevin McCabe, and don't let the door hit you on the way out. So as the brains of this operation... what the hell do I do now? [Machina sits in contemplation for a minute. When it becomes obvious that she's not going to say anything else, the camera cuts away.] [Keisha Love. In front of the TDW banner. Pacing back and forth. To say she’s worried would be an understatement.] Keisha: I can’t believe we lost! I mean, Jack and I are both from wrestling families. He’s the black sheep of his, I’m the black one in mine. There’s no way that those other idiots should have beeen able to steal this! [She stops and turns to face the camera.] Keisha: But they did. [sighs] And now, I have no idea what in the world is going to happen. But I will say this. Regardless, I will continue to handle myself with the same grace, class, and dignity that I have since I first arrived here! [Fade.] "Came down to the TEE-DEE-DUB I won the tag match so you can't kick me out, yeah! Threw some headbutts and the judges say I'm good, And I'm gonna keep on winnin' any way I could- Cuz I'm... Freebear in the U.S.A!! I'm a... Freebear in the U.S.A! Freebear in the U.S.A! I'm a Freebear in the U.S.A!!" [So... Where do we begin? That's the American Freebear in his cell cot if you hadn't noticed: he's rocking his brains out, singing some Bruce Springsteen, basically celebrating his win in a most awesome manner. Also, it is quite possible that he has some words for the rest of us as well.] "When you want to win a tag match challenge, it helps when you're the best wrestler of the bunch! Failing that, bluff with heaping amounts of enthusiasm: The American Freebear is the only bear that flies and which you can't vote out right now! And will I take full advantage of this situation? YOU BETCHA!!! Freebear has a bone to pick with a few of ya who think they're smarter than the rest of us, as this Freebear is smarter than the average mook who thinks he's smarter than the average Freebear! NOW WATCH ME DO A CARTWHEEL!" [He does a cartwheel. We fade out to...] [...the cafeteria, where dinner has been served and eaten. And into the room walks Randy Grant, who carries a box with him.] RG: I have some bad news for you... we don't have any more trophies to give away to you. But there is some good news... instead, you will be getting title belts. [He pulls one of the belts out of the box.] RG: Now, we were going to call these TDW tag team titles, but there were a couple of issues that led us to calling them the TDW Speciality title belts instead. First of all, it's our way of saluting those speciality divisions that are a part of professional wrestling... such as tag team, cruiserweight, hardcore, women's... and yes, even the midget titles. And second of all, it didn't make sense to call them tag team titles because these are supposed to be individual titles, even if this was a tag team challenge. And third... well, when all is said and done after tonight, one of you duos is being broken up, because one-half of that duo will have been voted off. So with that in mind, I have title belts waiting for The American Freebear and Gabby RioPaah, who won invincibility. [And with that, Freebear and RioPaah each walk up and collect their title belt.] RG: Now that leaves me with three title belts and four wrestlers. The one of you who does not get a title belt will be going home. The first of these belts goes to... [Dramatic music time! And build up a little for suspense. Before the first name is called.] RG: Jack Keening. [Jack heads up and gets his title belt. More dramatic music. Plus shots of our final three... Suzie, Keisha and Kevin.] RG: You know, among those three remaining, there is certainly a participant or two who has a reason to vote you off. So which one of you got spared? [More dramatic music. Yes, let it continue as we cut to each participant. And then to Randy for the announcement.] RG: The next belt goes to... Keisha Love. [Keisha heads up and claims her belt. And that leaves two. And that means more dramatic music.] RG: The final title belt goes to... [Dramatic music! You want it! You can't get enough of it! Of course, maybe the two remaining have had enough of it. But we'll let the camera cut to Suzie... to Kevin... to Randy... repeat the process... as we let the music build up. And thus... we get to... ...the moment of truth... ...as Randy points to the final belt recipient... ...now.] RG: Suzie Machina [Suzie breathes a sigh of relief as she heads up to claim her belt. Kevin, on the other hand, shoves over the table he is sitting at. But as he does, three big men... they are dressed as prison guards, but who knows if they really are... enter the picture and are quick to subdue Kevin. Although they do have a little difficulty considering how big Kevin is.] RG: What can I say, Kevin... you made a couple of enemies and it appears to have cost you. You had quite a nice run... but now it's the end of the road for you. See you around. [And Kevin is escorted out of the cafeteria, but certainly not without difficulty. In fact, it looks like there may be a couple more "guards" waiting outside, given that Kevin is about to overpower one of those taking him out.] RG: I used to be in the Boy Scouts, so as they say, always be prepared. And the five of you who move on... I hope you'll be prepared for the next challenge in store on Total Drama Wrestling! [Fade out.] |
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