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UWF/MBC Update for March 12th, 2010; Update!
Topic Started: Mar 12 2010, 01:29 PM (556 Views)
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| TABLE OF CONTENTS |
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I. Breaking News
II. Results
III. Upcoming Events
IV. Next PPV
V. Deadlines
VI. Champions
VII: Roster Changes
VIII. Current Roster
IX: Websites
X. Associates of UWF/MBC


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| I. BREAKING NEWS |
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-Former MBC Grandmaster Typo Champion TAYLOR MACKENZIE and her boyfriend
DAMIEN "THE OMEN" WILLIAMS are both stepping away from the main MBC
roster and will spend time touring the UWF/MBC's feeder leagues, Bastard
Stampede and Alamo Championship Wrestling. Whether they will be wrestling
or stepping in as trainers is unknown at this time. Both are said to be
rather excited to work with the personnel of both leagues.

-AKEYLA RUIZ will be taking time off to nurse injuries and will do rehab
work in Bastard Stampede before coming back to the UWF/MBC roster
fulltime.

-UWF front office housecleaning continues as UWF/MBC President Kyle Lee
seeks to both streamline the operation of the league and clear out what
he calls "cancerous elements." Speculation has it that UWF Commissioner
Allison Chambers may be in danger due to items such as The Guard security
contract slipping in under her watch, however, nothing can be confirmed
at this time.

-Due to her victory over Scottie Saratoga at RBR, Nikki The Cat will
handle the writing duties for House of Throwdowns this week.


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| II. RESULTS |
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[UWF/MBC] HOUSE OF THROWDOWN
at: HSBC Arena in Buffalo, New York
February 11th, 2010

Miyuki Ozaki d. "Mystical" Mitzi Sukkora by pinfall

St. George And The Dragon d. The Neon Knights By pinfall

"The Natural" Adam Rogers d. Stephen Edge by pinfall

Johanna Suprema d. Madame Zarta by submission

Tumaffi and Jonas "Dutch" Elm d. Youth Gone Wild and Tom Landis


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[UWF/MBC] RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE
at: Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, New York
February 23th, 2010

DARK MATCH: Russian Youth Movement d. No Fat Chicks by pinfall

DARK MATCH: Rose Malone d. Lady Holina by pinfall

CUPID'S REVENGE 1ST ROUND MATCH: Summer Blake/Stan Crawford d. Derek
Martin/Jan Delgado and Pablo O'Connor/Holly Hotbody by pinfall

CUPID'S REVENGE 1ST ROUND MATCH: Michael Bonn/Felicity Malone d. Serge
Annis/Amber Rogers and Randall Osbourne/Tamara Jackson by pinfall

CUPID'S REVENGE 1ST ROUND MATCH: Vinnie Vasquez/Dalbello Rage d.
Corvette/Damien Williams and Gamma Ray/Kiora Donovan by pinfall

PSYCHO DRIVER TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Taryn Weller/Fiona Cassidy d. Tesla
St. James/Nina Grimsson and The New Throbbing Mattress Kittens to win the
MBC Psycho Driver Tag Team Championship

UNIFIED WORLD TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: Alex Martinez d. Heaven's Hunted to
retain the UWF Unified World Television Championship

Nikki The Cat d. Scottie Saratoga by DQ

CUPID'S REVENGE FINALS: Michael Bonn/Felicity Malone d. Summer Blake/Stan
Crawford and Vinnie Vasquez/Dalbello Rage by pinfall


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| III. UPCOMING LINEUPS |
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[UWF/MBC] HOUSE OF THROWDOWNS
at: Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, PA
March 25th, 2010

This week's HOUSE OF THROWDOWNS comes to you from MELLON ARENA in
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA! And with special guest NIKKI THE CAT, it
promises to be an event unlike any other.

As further punishment for breaking the leg of Alex Epstein, JUAN VASQUEZ
opens HoT with a match against GAMMA RAY'S sidekick-in-the-making, ORBIT!
Could the shocking return of LUKE KINSEY to professional wrestling weigh
heavy on Juan's mind and lead to a shocking upset?

Ever the mystery, THE CHROMOSOMES seek to continue their mission of
spreading chaos throughout both the UWF and MBC. Before they can
continue, they must first get past the tandem of ABSENCE and RAVAGE in
tag team competition!

In another tag match, "THE FANTASY" BRETT YOUNG and PABLO O'CONNOR team
up once more to meet TOMMY STEPHENS and JOHN SHOCK!

A battle of MBC women will see AMAZING GRACE returning to the ring to
take on the new protégé of her former tag team partner "ARMAGEDDON"
GEORGIA CHURCH! Will HOLLY HOTBODY be watching from the wings? Or will
the MBC Women's Champion be front and center?

Hot on the trail of a certain Last American Badass, JOHNNY AXIS sees
singles competition when he goes one on one with the destroyer EDWIN
LOPEZ!

And in the HoT main event TARA "SUNBURST" MARSHALL defends the UWF/MBC
Joint Light Heavyweight Championship against the young upstart JOHANNA
SUPREMA!

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[UWF/MBC] RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE
at: Wachovia Center, Philadelphia PA
March 27th, 2010

The next edition of Rampage Bloody Rampage takes place live from
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA and the WACHOVIA CENTER! Philly's going to be
rocking when the UWF and MBC come to town!

The UWF main event results from a challenge made and accepted. This week
former tag team partners "DUBBA-V" VINNIE VASQUEZ and OZ RIVERA will meet
in a BUNKHOUSE BRAWL MATCH! If Vinnie was steamed before at his former
partner, what will he do now that Rivera revealed himself as a member of
Gamma Ray's insidious Guard?

While in the MBC main event, it'll be champion versus champion in a
UNIFICATION MATCH as UWF Women's World Champion "THE ALL AROUND ATHLETE"
LAURA DAVIS squares off with MBC Women's World Champion "THE SEDUCTRESS"
HOLLY HOTBODY! Who wins this will be anyone's guess, but women's
wrestling as a whole will change forever on this night.

"SHOWTIME" RICK MARLEY has continued his venomous crusade against the
UWF, and this week he'll once again be in action when he faces the
monster himself, TUMAFFI! And will Serge Annis or Youth Gone Wild show
up to watch the fun as their recent nemeses face off?

In a GRANDMASTER TYPO CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH, "THE MASTER OF GIMMICKS" MAX
BENSON puts his newly won gold on the line against JONAS "DUTCH" ELM! The
Massive Mulleted Marauder has been on a tear lately, leaving only
destruction in his wake. Can the Multi Gimmicked Champion overcome?

In their official reunion match, TOMMY "THRILLSEEKER" ELLIOTT and "THE
DARK HORSE" RANDALL OSBOURNE reform THE INSANITY SOCIETY and face THE
RUSSIAN YOUTH MOVEMENT!

CLAYTON ROSS turned heads when he called out the HAND OF DOOM just before
his debut match. And now HAND OF DOOM powerhouses BRAWN STEVENSON and
"THE MINISTER OF EXTREME BAPTISM" HARLEY SANDERS are standing at the
gates. Luckily for ROSS, he won't be going it alone. In this tag team
contest, his partner will be SBC Champion JERRY "PURE POWER" TITUS!

Kicking the show off will be a WOMEN'S SIX WAY SCRAMBLE LADDER MATCH for
the Women's North American Championship! This is sure to be a can't miss
match, as the participants include "THE MATRIX" FELICIA MARLEY, MIYUKI
OZAKI, CORVETTE, the returning SYLHOUETTE, "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE
ERIKSEN and the champion herself, SUMMER BLAKE!

And in dark matches prior to the show...

Because YOU demanded it, "THE BIG NASTY BASTARD" MIKE REZNOR takes on
AMISH SHAFT! And BAILEY FITZGERALD tangles with "THE PRODIGY" TRACY
HUDSON!


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| IV. NEXT PPV |
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TBA!


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| V. DEADLINES |
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All STRATS and ROLEPLAYS due FRIDAY, MARCH 19TH!


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| VI. CHAMPIONS |
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UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Trey DaMann
MBC World Heavyweight Champion: Reverend John Vengeance
UWF North American Heavyweight Champion: Gabriel Whitecross
MBC Smash Bash Crucify Champion: Jerry Titus
UWF Unified World Television Champion: Alex Martinez
MBC Grandmaster Typo Champion: Max Benson

UWF Women's World Heavyweight Champion: Laura Davis
MBC World Women's Champion: Holly Hotbody
UWF Women's North American Heavyweight Champion: Summer Blake
MBC Keeper Of The Thighmaster: Kiora Donavon

UWF Unified World Tag Team Champions: Don't Go There
MBC Team Bastard Champions: The Problem Solvers
MBC Psycho Driver Tag Team Champions: Taryn Weller and Fiona Cassidy

UWF/MBC Joint Light Heavyweight Champion: Tara Marshall

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ACW Southwest Heavyweight Champion: James St. George
Bastard Stampede Frontier Union Champion: The Burning Man
Bastard Stampede West Texas Champion: Tyler Tucker

ACW Southwest Women's Champion: Sarah Mayson
Bastard Stampede Women's Champion: The Goblin Queen

ACW Southwest Tag Team Champions: Joey Malone & Jamie Kidd
Bastard Stampede Tag Team Champions: Wolf Jager And Justin Davidson


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| VII. ROSTER CHANGES |
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In:
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Gaia Brasher (UWF)
Tamara "Tommy" Jackson (UWF/MBC)
Sylhouette (UWF)

Out:
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The Neon Knights (MBC)
Taylor MacKenzie (MBC)
Akeyla Ruiz (MBC)
Damien "The Omen" Williams (MBC)


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| VIII. CURRENT ROSTER |
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MEN
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Serge Annis (UWF)
"The Master of Gimmicks" Max Benson (MBC)
"The Shotgun" Stan Crawford (MBC)
Trey DaMann (UWF)
Tommy "Thrillseeker" Elliott (UWF)
Jonas "Dutch" Elm (MBC)
Brandon Elyson (MBC)
"The Extreme" Alexander Epstein (UWF - INJURED)
Bailey Fitzgerald (UWF)
Gamma Ray (UWF)
"Heavy Metal Hero" Erik Grimsson (MBC)
"The Prodigy" Tracy Hudson (UWF)
"Hellraiser" Tom Landis (MBC)
Orin "The Lynx" LeBlanc (UWF)
"Showtime" Rick Marley (UWF)
"Dead End" Derek Martin (UWF)
"The Last American Badass" Alex Martinez (UWF)
"Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor (UWF)
"The Dark Horse" Randall Osbourne (UWF)
"Big Nasty Bastard" Mike Reznor (MBC)
Oz Rivera (UWF)
"The Natural" Adam Rogers (UWF)
Clayton Ross (MBC)
"D-Day" Harley Sanders (MBC)
Brawn Stevenson (MBC)
Jerry "Pure Power" Titus (MBC)
Tumaffi (UWF)
Juan Vasquez (UWF)
"Dubba-V" Vinnie Vasquez (UWF)
Reverend John Vengeance (MBC)
"The Era of Defiance" Gabriel Whitecross (UWF)
"The Fantasy" Brett Young (UWF)
Youth Gone Wild (UWF)

WOMEN
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Amazing Grace (MBC)
Summer Blake (UWF)
"The Show" Sierra Browne (UWF)
"Fearless" Fiona Cassidy (UWF)
"Armageddon" Georgia Church (MBC)
Aurora Cordova (MBC)
Luna Cordova (MBC)
Corvette (UWF)
"The All-Around Athlete" Laura Davis (UWF)
Jan Delgado (MBC)
Kiora Donavon (MBC)
Kathryn Elyson (MBC)
"The Viking Vixen" Eveline Eriksen (UWF/MBC)
"Mockingbird" Nina Grimsson (UWF/MBC)
Lady Holina (MBC)
"The Seductress" Holly Hotbody (MBC)
AJ Hudson (MBC)
"Every Man's Fantasy" Brianna Landis (UWF/MBC)
"Lady" Laurel Levinger (UWF)
Leanna Love (UWF/MBC)
Lolita Love (UWF/MBC)
Felicity Malone (MBC)
Rose Malone (MBC)
"The Matrix" Felicia Marley (UWF)
Tara "Sunburst" Marshall (MBC)
Miyuki Ozaki (UWF)
Dalbello Rage (UWF/MBC)
"The American Idol" Amber Rogers (MBC)
Tesla St. James (UWF/MBC)
Scottie Saratoga (UWF)
Johanna Suprema (MBC)
Taryn Weller (UWF)

TAG TEAMS
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Absence and Ravage (MBC)
The Chromosomes - X and Y (MBC)
Don't Go There - "The Nighthawk" Michael Bonn (UWF) & "Hentai" Ryu Osawa
(UWF/MBC)
Heaven's Hunted - Cain & Saul Morningstar (UWF)
Johnny Detson & Tyrone "Purple" Hayes (UWF)
The Problem Solvers - Dan Muldoon & Pete Davidson (MBC)
The Prophets of Rage - Shadoe & Derek Rage (UWF)
The Russian Youth Movement - Michaeil Brekhov, Anatoly Malakhei, Yevgeny
Chuchkin (UWF)
John Shock & Tommy Stephens (UWF)
St. George and the Dragon - James St. George & Adam Drake (MBC)
The Trailer Park Assassins - Cooter & Orbit (UWF)


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| IX. WEBSITES |
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Official MBC Website:
http://www.mightybastards.com
Official UWF Website:
http://www.uwfcentral.com
Official Bastard Stampede Website
http://www.mightybastards.com/BS/BSindex.htm
MBC Discussion and Mailing List Yahoo Group
http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/MBCDiscussion/
MBC Forums
http://areyoumighty.proboards56.com/index.cgi?


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| X. ASSOCIATES OF THE UWF & MBC |
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PHOENIX VALLEY WRESTLING
http://www.pvwrestling.org/


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Three matches? Son of a mother!
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You would think since Marley and Tuffami both cornering the eat a baby market that this match could be avoided.
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E2dB,Mar 12 2010
01:36 PM
You would think since Marley and Tuffami both cornering the eat a baby market that this match could be avoided.

Fury will always be the #1 baby eater.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Maybe it's a Baby on a Pole match!
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RedRajah,Mar 12 2010
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Maybe it's a Baby on a Pole match!

I hope that's not what they're using Juan Vasquez's money for. :censored:
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KliqerT,Mar 12 2010
01:29 PM
"SHOWTIME" RICK MARLEY has continued his venomous crusade against the UWF, and this week he'll once again be in action when he faces the monster himself, TUMAFFI! And will Serge Annis or Youth Gone Wild show up to watch the fun as their recent nemeses face off?

What the hell did Don do to piss off Beebs so much?

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Sorry, woulda come up with something better but I kept getting distracted by visions of hot Asian chicks in short shorts flailing punches at one another...

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Eh, Marley could end up with worse... like having to carry Tom Landis to a watchable match.
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ratrangerm,Mar 12 2010
11:34 PM
Eh, Marley could end up with worse... like having to carry Tom Landis to a watchable match.

And this ladies and gentlemen is the answer to Pat's question. ;)
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lol.

if that's his next match, you KNOW Beebs is out to get him.

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ratrangerm,Mar 12 2010
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Eh, Marley could end up with worse... like having to carry Tom Landis to a watchable match.

And this ladies and gentlemen is the answer to Pat's question. ;)

Tumaffi: Indeed, such a torment could go on for twenty minutes or more, whereas Tumaffi is not capable of stretching a battle with the tiny mainlander for more than three minutes. Even Tumaffi's weakest offense will destroy him by then!
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As long as Marley can avoid being sucked in by Tumaffi's gravity well he can dance around him for at LEAST 4 minutes.

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Maybe it'll get easier for Marley after this. I mean, he can just end up fighting Alex Martinez or something.
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lol.

Sure...and after that you have handicap matches.

Those are always a good time.


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