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[UWF/MBC] Rampage Bloody Rampage [03.27.10]; "Philadelphya Looooove" Probably Tupac.
Topic Started: Apr 19 2010, 03:13 PM (964 Views)
KliqerT
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http://www.uwfcentral.com/cards/rbr0327.txt
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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More MBC in hour one than all the shows up to this combined! This merger...she's all grown up!
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Bump to the topic, as the full show is now out.

http://www.uwfcentral.com/cards/rbr0327.txt
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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So many e-w cards all coming out at once...I'm going crazy here!
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Thanks to Tumaffi and Marley, I now have filled my quota of caps lock material for the rest of the week. :P
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 27 2010
01:03 PM
So many e-w cards all coming out at once...I'm going crazy here!

I noticed they often tend to synchronize their cards and deadlines... the way women that live together can synchronize their menstrual cycles...

They all give the same deadlines (more or less), then wonder why we're late!
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Flouzemaker,Apr 27 2010
08:20 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 27 2010
01:03 PM
So many e-w cards all coming out at once...I'm going crazy here!

I noticed they often tend to synchronize their cards and deadlines... the way women that live together can synchronize their menstrual cycles...

They all give the same deadlines (more or less), then wonder why we're late!

Pregnancy?
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Picky,Apr 28 2010
12:34 AM
Flouzemaker,Apr 27 2010
08:20 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 27 2010
01:03 PM
So many e-w cards all coming out at once...I'm going crazy here!

I noticed they often tend to synchronize their cards and deadlines... the way women that live together can synchronize their menstrual cycles...

They all give the same deadlines (more or less), then wonder why we're late!

Pregnancy?

Shoot, if that's the case, PVW better be getting an appointment for an ultrasound. :P
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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AWA must be on the pill. :unsure:
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RedRajah,Apr 28 2010
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Picky,Apr 28 2010
12:34 AM
Flouzemaker,Apr 27 2010
08:20 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 27 2010
01:03 PM
So many e-w cards all coming out at once...I'm going crazy here!

I noticed they often tend to synchronize their cards and deadlines... the way women that live together can synchronize their menstrual cycles...

They all give the same deadlines (more or less), then wonder why we're late!

Pregnancy?

Shoot, if that's the case, PVW better be getting an appointment for an ultrasound. :P

Nobody knows who the father is since almost all my writers are taking thier turn ... Okay this conversation sure is taking a turn for the worse! :P
PVW Website: www.pvwrestling.net
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Flouzemaker
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Codered,Apr 28 2010
02:30 PM
RedRajah,Apr 28 2010
12:20 PM
Picky,Apr 28 2010
12:34 AM
Flouzemaker,Apr 27 2010
08:20 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 27 2010
01:03 PM
So many e-w cards all coming out at once...I'm going crazy here!

I noticed they often tend to synchronize their cards and deadlines... the way women that live together can synchronize their menstrual cycles...

They all give the same deadlines (more or less), then wonder why we're late!

Pregnancy?

Shoot, if that's the case, PVW better be getting an appointment for an ultrasound. :P

Nobody knows who the father is since almost all my writers are taking thier turn ... Okay this conversation sure is taking a turn for the worse! :P

So long as Maury Pauvich doesn't show up with the test results, we're fine!
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Flouzemaker
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Well, egged on by 'Dro, I tried to come up with a ranking instead of my usual disorganized thoughts. I kept changing it for a while, as I find it really hard to actually _rank_ RPs and segments...
Anyways, I'm tired of playing with it, so this is what I'll go with. Of course, I excluded anything I wrote or had a hand in writing.

Ok.

The dumbass noob's top 10 for RBR (including Countdown)!

#1 Jerry Titus (RBR hr2)
Jerry Titus is a future main eventer and, IMO, the next MBC World Heavyweight Champion. Always does solid work, and portraying this type of clean cut babyface is always extra difficult in e-wrestling. But you can always believe in Pure Power, though, especially when the SBC champ has a title shot in his back pocket! It's an old recipe, but brave babyface running through the stable to get to the top never fails.

#2 RUTABEGA segment (RBR hr2)
I admit it my first gut shot was to be royally pissed that the promised match didn't happen... which made me see the brilliance of it all. Huge heat in this one. RUTABEGA is one of the slowest moving angles I've ever followed, but with this move, you know it has just reached the next level for sure.

#3 Vinnie Vasquez (RBR hr2)
Vinnie Vasquez could be the most rapidly rising face in the UWF. The angle with Oz already caught people's attention, and now a new chapter has begun. Vasquez has the righteously outraged face bravely heading into take-no-prisoner battle act down perfectly, put downs and attitude aplenty.

#4 Rick Marley (RBR hr2)
Someone start the committee to replace Tumaffi with more Rick Marley, please! Absolutely hilarious stuff that I normally would have ranked higher... but I had to drop it down a little because, well... Marley does come across as a little bit too faceish here for my tastes.

#5 Miyuki Ozaki (OCtRBR)
More laughs! Really, spunky and quirky, the annoyingly adorable Miyuki is breathing new life into the UWF's women's division. Can't help but expect big things from this character already. However... divided RPs in multiple days... like “the next day” and such... that annoys me in a less cute way, which is the only reason Miss Ozaki isn't number 1!

#6 DaMann & Daniels (RBR hr2)
From the champ getting lowball offers from competing feds in a bookstore to Daniel's low key intervention and challenge, I suppose most people could have ranked this one higher. I admit it, I'm not extremely familiar with Scott Daniels, and with a returning star or more on every show, you do get a little jaded by it, which is why it's only #6 here.

#7 Nikki the Cat (RBR hr2)
Nikki's HoT was still totally awesome, and I guess it's unfair to expect a regular RP to top it. The getting the slap on the wrist RP was a lot of fun regardless. Nikki has to be becoming everyone's favorite vulgar dumbass!

#8 Juan Vasquez & Kinsey (RBR hr2)
I'm real torn on this one – on one hand, the psychology and ambiance was really good, on the other... Kinsey was much too heelish, especially when it came to threatening (possibly) Juan's wife... and boy... was he long-winded! This has good marks for still making me want to see the match, but as I'm no longer sure if I want to root for Kinsey, I have to make it fall a few steps down the rankings.

#9 Vengeance, Crimson & Sanders (RBR hr1)
On the opposite end of the spectrum, this one is guilty of being too short! I'm also rather down on Sanders not having much faith in Vengeance. That said, the codpiece is so damn codpiecy the segment absolutely HAD to be in the top 10.

#10 Summer Blake (RBR hr 1)
Now, Summer Blake was heading into a 6-way match with a few names many people already cherish a lot. She needed a promo worthy of a title defense, and she delivered. I'm only left wishing we'd seen her more often! And if you think I'm a sucker for characters who talk about my characters in their promos, well... then... :P!


The rest? Well... the 11 other RPs and segments are there. I'm not ranking those because, well... nobody wants to be told they were ranked last or second to last, now do they? That's just needlessly cruel!
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Flouzemaker,Apr 29 2010
09:37 AM
#6 DaMann & Daniels (RBR hr2)
From the champ getting lowball offers from competing feds in a bookstore to Daniel's low key intervention and challenge, I suppose most people could have ranked this one higher. I admit it, I'm not extremely familiar with Scott Daniels, and with a returning star or more on every show, you do get a little jaded by it, which is why it's only #6 here.


#8 Juan Vasquez & Kinsey (RBR hr2)
I'm real torn on this one – on one hand, the psychology and ambiance was really good, on the other... Kinsey was much too heelish, especially when it came to threatening (possibly) Juan's wife... and boy... was he long-winded! This has good marks for still making me want to see the match, but as I'm no longer sure if I want to root for Kinsey, I have to make it fall a few steps down the rankings.

Two things:

1) The Luke and Juan part was admittedly long winded, but it was trying to emulate something from a few years ago. Some parts were definitely missing though, and I know it wasn't the mind blowing experience the first thing was.

2) I'm not quite sure why being familiar with a character brings a segment down. I thought the Trey DaMann-Scott Daniels confrontation was really excellent, and made me sort of jealous, because I wish I had been a part of that. In fact, I think that was what my email to Beebs said. If your appreciation of a character or a segment or feud is hindered by not knowing about the character, aren't you cheating yourself by not going back and reading up about them? The archives are online, it's not that hard. Especially for Scott Daniels, who's been essentially the epicenter of UWF since 2000 or so (that's what The Fan Site told me!). The whole point of being in a fed is to be a part of it, not just your own island.
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Wait until Kinsey and Vasquez have a terse, but pointed conversation in a coffee shop!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 29 2010
06:07 PM
Wait until Kinsey and Vasquez have a terse, but pointed conversation in a coffee shop!

Now I know you're ripping off Tom and Emily Landis. So my question is, which one's the sister?
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