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[UWF/MBC] Update 4/28/10; Miyuki's injured!? Oh noes!
Topic Started: Apr 28 2010, 07:27 PM (454 Views)
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| TABLE OF CONTENTS |
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I. Breaking News
II. Results
III. Upcoming Events
IV. Next PPV
V. Deadlines
VI. Champions
VII: Roster Changes
VIII. Current Roster
IX: Websites
X. Associates of UWF/MBC


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| I. BREAKING NEWS |
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-Thanks to their clandestine meeting, Trey DaMann and Scott Daniels will face this week on Rampage Bloody Rampage, marking the return of DaMann to the UWF. Trey has yet to sign a contract but will have to do so in order to compete against the former two-time champion.

-It's also rumored that Luke Kinsey will return officially to the UWF roster after his actions against Juan Vasquez last show. There is no truth to the rumor that Juan personally offered to pay Luke's wage himself to get him rehired.

-The injured list filled up quickly after the events of last week. All six participants in the women's ladder match are out with various bruises and injuries, while Orbit suffered a concussion during the attack by Jonas Elm and the Guard. Likewise, Vinnie Vasquez was roughed up during the Bunkhouse Brawl match and also suffered a concussion at the hands of the Guardsmen. And Max Benson suffered some bumps and bruises but shouldn't miss any time.

-After the MBC referee's union, otherwise known as RUTABEGA, announced they were on strike this past RBR, UWF/MBC Owner and President Kyle Lee quickly met with all UWF referees to make sure that they did not follow suit. Rumor has it that Lee will not hesitate to bring in referees from both Alamo Championship Wrestling or Bastard Stampede if the need may rise.


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| II. RESULTS |
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[UWF/MBC] HOUSE OF THROWDOWNS
at: Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, PA
March 25th, 2010

--Juan Vasquez d. Orbit by pinfall
--The Chromosomes d. Absence and Ravage by pinfall
--Tommy Stephens and John Shock d. Brett Young and Pablo O'Connor by pinfall
--Amazing Grace d. Georgia Church by pinfall
--Edwin Lopez d. Johnny Axis by pinfall
--Johanna Suprema d. Tara Marshall by pinfall to win the UWF/MBC Joint Light Heavyweight Championship

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[UWF/MBC] RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE
at: Wachovia Center, Philadelphia PA
March 27th, 2010

--DARK MATCH: Bailey Fitzgerald d. Tracy Hudson by pinfall
--DARK MATCH: Mike Reznor d. Amish Shaft by pinfall
--Summer Blake d. Felicia Marley, Miyuki Ozaki, Corvette, Sylhouette, and Eveline Eriksen in a ladder match to retain the UWF North American

Women's Championship
--Max Benson d. Jonas Elm by DQ to retain the MBC Grandmaster Typo Championship
--The Insanity Society d. The Russian Youth Movement by pinfall
--Tumaffi d. Rick Marley by DQ
--Brawn Stevenson and Harley Sanders d. Clayton Ross and Jerry Titus by pinfall
--The match between Holly Hotbody and Laura Davis did not occur due to referee walkout
--Oz Rivera d. Vinnie Vasquez in a Bunkhouse Brawl


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| III. UPCOMING LINEUPS |
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[UWF/MBC] HOUSE OF THROWDOWNS
at: Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio
April 22th, 2010

The newest UWF signee will be in action, as LIAM CASSIDY makes his debut against one third of the Russian Youth Movement, MICHAIL BREKHOV!

In women's action, TESLA ST. JAMES battles the submission specialist DALBELLO RAGE!

TAMARA "TOMMY" JACKSON gets her first singles match since her arrival when she meets KIORA DONOVAN!

"UP ALL NIGHT" PABLO O'CONNOR and CAIN MORNINGSTAR tangle in singles competition!

The upset kids TARYN WELLER and FIONA CASSIDY put their MBC Psycho Driver Tag Team Championship on the line when they take on LEANNA and LOLITA LOVE in a wild tag team match!

JUAN VASQUEZ finds himself on House of Throwdowns again, still in Kyle Lee's special brand of purgatory when he squares off against ANATOLY "ANT" MALAKHEI!

The AXIS OF HATE is on the heels of JERRY "PURE POWER" TITUS but that hasn't stopped the reigning MBC SBC Champion from defending his gold. This week, he takes on John Vengeance's right hand man BRANDON ELYSON! Does the Axis have something planned? Can Titus overcome?

And in the UWF main event, it's a huge tag team affair as last week's opponents TUMAFFI and "SHOWTIME" RICK MARLEY team up to face two men who've been rivals for the better part of the UWF's entire existence, "THE EPITOME OF EVIL" SERGE ANNIS and YOUTH GONE WILD!

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[UWF/MBC] RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE
at: Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan
April 24th, 2010

This week is the biggest UWF/MBC Rampage Bloody Rampage to date, with a series of championship matches up and down the card. Coming to you live from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan, this is a show you can't afford to miss!

The hometown girl herself, "MOCKINGBIRD" NINA GRIMSSON will be in action as she takes on "AMERICAN IDOL" AMBER ROGERS and JAN DELGADO in a women's three-way dance to determine the number one contender to Holly Hotbody or Laura Davis, winner's choice! And after Nina's comments on the last Rampage Bloody Rampage, will her mysterious crusade to jolt the UWF to its core begin?

"THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ is always up for a challenge, and he's definitely got it this week. Martinez defends the Unified World Television Championship against SEVEN different opponents in a UWF/MBC eight man scramble match! Alex's opponents include "THE FANTASY" BRETT YOUNG, BAILEY FITZGERALD, TOMMY STEPHENS, CLAYTON ROSS, BRAWN STEVENSON, "THE BIG NASTY BASTARD" MIKE REZNOR and his nemesis JOHNNY AXIS!

Though last week's Women's Unification Match didn't happen, this week promises to be a different story when UWF and MBC World Tag Team Champions collide! DON'T GO THERE have had an iron grip on the UWF's unified tag titles for months now, but this Saturday they'll square off with THE PROBLEM SOLVERS in a winner takes all contest. Mr. Haliburton and Virginia St. Ursula have each got their teams ready to go, but in this case there can only be one.

GAMMA RAY's negotiations with Kyle Lee have netted him a shot at the UWF North American Heavyweight Championship this week on RBR, and he'll go one on one with "THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS! But as per the negotiations, it'll be a NO DISQUALIFICATIONS MATCH! And as witnessed last week in the Bunkhouse Brawl, the Guard is sure to play a major factor in the outcome.

And the Guard itself will have its hands full, because Kyle Lee has ordered a special 8 Man Tag Match against 4 members of the MBC Roster! Who those four are, remain a mystery.

On the UWF's side of the main event, UWF World Champion TREY DAMANN finally returns to the UWF to face off against the legendary former World Champion SCOTT "HOTSPOT" DANIELS in a one-time contest! The match will not be for a title, but will at least get the heavyweight champion to return to the UWF after walking out several weeks ago! And with Daniels acting as the conscience of the UWF, is Trey's return going to be shortlived?

And for MBC, this is a match a long time coming. "THE HEAVY METAL HERO" ERIK GRIMSSON gets his shot at JOHN VENGEANCE and the MBC World Heavyweight Championship! The 2009 2X4 Winner heads into his hometown of Detroit with two goals in mind, to become the new champion and to get his hands on Crimson, who'll no doubt be at ringside.

Plus, in dark matches prior to the show...

"THE NATURAL" ADAM ROGERS faces JOHN SHOCK!

"EVERYMAN'S FANTASY" BRIANNA LANDIS takes on LUNA CORDOVA!


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| IV. NEXT PPV |
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TBA


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| V. DEADLINES |
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All STRATS and ROLEPLAYS due MAY 8th, 2010!


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| VI. CHAMPIONS |
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UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Trey DaMann
MBC World Heavyweight Champion: Reverend John Vengeance
UWF North American Heavyweight Champion: Gabriel Whitecross
MBC Smash Bash Crucify Champion: Jerry Titus
UWF Unified World Television Champion: Alex Martinez
MBC Grandmaster Typo Champion: Max Benson

UWF Women's World Heavyweight Champion: Laura Davis
MBC World Women's Champion: Holly Hotbody
UWF Women's North American Heavyweight Champion: Summer Blake
MBC Keeper Of The Thighmaster: Kiora Donavon

UWF Unified World Tag Team Champions: Don't Go There
MBC Team Bastard Champions: The Problem Solvers
MBC Psycho Driver Tag Team Champions: Taryn Weller and Fiona Cassidy

UWF/MBC Joint Light Heavyweight Champion: Johanna Suprema

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ACW Southwest Heavyweight Champion: James St. George
Bastard Stampede Frontier Union Champion: The Burning Man
Bastard Stampede West Texas Champion: Tyler Tucker

ACW Southwest Women's Champion: Sarah Mayson
Bastard Stampede Women's Champion: The Goblin Queen

ACW Southwest Tag Team Champions: Joey Malone & Jamie Kidd
Bastard Stampede Tag Team Champions: Wolf Jager And Justin Davidson


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| VII. ROSTER CHANGES |
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In:
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Out:
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AJ Hudson (MBC)
"The Prodigy" Tracy Hudson (UWF)
Tyrone "Purple" Hayes (UWF)



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| VIII. CURRENT ROSTER |
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MEN
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Serge Annis (UWF)
Johnny Axis (UWF)
"The Master of Gimmicks" Max Benson (MBC)
"The Shotgun" Stan Crawford (MBC)
Trey DaMann (UWF)
Johnny Detson (UWF)
Jonas "Dutch" Elm (MBC)
Brandon Elyson (MBC)
"The Extreme" Alexander Epstein (UWF - INJURED)
Bailey Fitzgerald (UWF)
Gamma Ray (UWF)
"Heavy Metal Hero" Erik Grimsson (MBC)
"Hellraiser" Tom Landis (MBC)
Orin "The Lynx" LeBlanc (UWF)
"Showtime" Rick Marley (UWF)
"Dead End" Derek Martin (UWF)
"The Last American Badass" Alex Martinez (UWF)
"Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor (UWF)
"Big Nasty Bastard" Mike Reznor (MBC)
Oz Rivera (UWF)
"The Natural" Adam Rogers (UWF)
Clayton Ross (MBC)
"D-Day" Harley Sanders (MBC)
Brawn Stevenson (MBC)
Jerry "Pure Power" Titus (MBC)
Tumaffi (UWF)
Juan Vasquez (UWF)
"Dubba-V" Vinnie Vasquez (UWF)
Reverend John Vengeance (MBC)
"The Era of Defiance" Gabriel Whitecross (UWF)
"The Fantasy" Brett Young (UWF)
Youth Gone Wild (UWF)

WOMEN
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Amazing Grace (MBC)
Summer Blake (UWF)
Gaia Brasher (UWF)
"The Show" Sierra Browne (UWF)
"Fearless" Fiona Cassidy (UWF)
"Armageddon" Georgia Church (MBC)
Aurora Cordova (MBC)
Luna Cordova (MBC)
Corvette (UWF)
"The All-Around Athlete" Laura Davis (UWF)
Jan Delgado (MBC)
Kiora Donavon (MBC)
Kathryn Elyson (MBC)
"The Viking Vixen" Eveline Eriksen (UWF/MBC)
"Mockingbird" Nina Grimsson (UWF/MBC)
Lady Holina (MBC)
"The Seductress" Holly Hotbody (MBC)
Tamara "Tommy" Jackson (UWF/MBC)
"Every Man's Fantasy" Brianna Landis (UWF/MBC)
"Lady" Laurel Levinger (UWF)
Leanna Love (UWF/MBC)
Lolita Love (UWF/MBC)
Felicity Malone (MBC)
Rose Malone (MBC)
"The Matrix" Felicia Marley (UWF)
Tara "Sunburst" Marshall (MBC)
Miyuki Ozaki (UWF)
Dalbello Rage (UWF/MBC)
"The American Idol" Amber Rogers (MBC)
Tesla St. James (UWF/MBC)
Scottie Saratoga (UWF)
Sylhouette (UWF)
Johanna Suprema (MBC)
Taryn Weller (UWF)

TAG TEAMS
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Absence and Ravage (MBC)
The Chromosomes - X and Y (MBC)
Don't Go There - "The Nighthawk" Michael Bonn (UWF) & "Hentai" Ryu Osawa

(UWF/MBC)
Heaven's Hunted - Cain & Saul Morningstar (UWF)
Insanity Society - "Thrillseeker" Tommy Elliot and "The Dark Horse"

Randall Osbourne (UWF)
The Problem Solvers - Dan Muldoon & Pete Davidson (MBC)
The Prophets of Rage - Shadoe & Derek Rage (UWF)
The Russian Youth Movement - Michaeil Brekhov, Anatoly Malakhei, Yevgeny

Chuchkin (UWF)
John Shock & Tommy Stephens (UWF)
St. George and the Dragon - James St. George & Adam Drake (MBC)
The Trailer Park Assassins - Cooter & Orbit (UWF)


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| IX. WEBSITES |
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Official MBC Website:
http://www.mightybastards.com
Official UWF Website:
http://www.uwfcentral.com
Official Bastard Stampede Website
http://www.mightybastards.com/BS/BSindex.htm
MBC Discussion and Mailing List Yahoo Group
http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/MBCDiscussion/
MBC Forums
http://areyoumighty.proboards56.com/index.cgi?


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| X. ASSOCIATES OF THE UWF & MBC |
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PHOENIX VALLEY WRESTLING
http://www.pvwrestling.org/


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The hometown girl herself, "MOCKINGBIRD" NINA GRIMSSON will be in action as she takes on "AMERICAN IDOL" AMBER ROGERS and JAN DELGADO in a women's three-way dance to determine the number one contender to Holly Hotbody or Laura Davis, winner's choice! And after Nina's comments on the last Rampage Bloody Rampage, will her mysterious crusade to jolt the UWF to its core begin?


I have to admit, I would pay good money to see Amber Rogers versus Laura Davis someday, just to see Bob's head explode. :lol:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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RedRajah,Apr 30 2010
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The hometown girl herself, "MOCKINGBIRD" NINA GRIMSSON will be in action as she takes on "AMERICAN IDOL" AMBER ROGERS and JAN DELGADO in a women's three-way dance to determine the number one contender to Holly Hotbody or Laura Davis, winner's choice! And after Nina's comments on the last Rampage Bloody Rampage, will her mysterious crusade to jolt the UWF to its core begin?


I have to admit, I would pay good money to see Amber Rogers versus Laura Davis someday, just to see Bob's head explode. :lol:

Are you kidding me? I'd have so much fun with that confrontation...

...and now you're tempting me to bribe Beebs and Kyle into making it happen! :D
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ratrangerm,Apr 30 2010
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RedRajah,Apr 30 2010
04:10 PM
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The hometown girl herself, "MOCKINGBIRD" NINA GRIMSSON will be in action as she takes on "AMERICAN IDOL" AMBER ROGERS and JAN DELGADO in a women's three-way dance to determine the number one contender to Holly Hotbody or Laura Davis, winner's choice! And after Nina's comments on the last Rampage Bloody Rampage, will her mysterious crusade to jolt the UWF to its core begin?


I have to admit, I would pay good money to see Amber Rogers versus Laura Davis someday, just to see Bob's head explode. :lol:

Are you kidding me? I'd have so much fun with that confrontation...

...and now you're tempting me to bribe Beebs and Kyle into making it happen! :D

AMAZING GRACE versus LAURA DAVIS versus AMBER ROGERS!

Special Guest Ref: STEPHANIE HARPER!

Ringside Enforcer: JERRY TITUS!

Guest Timekeeper: DR. EMS!

And we'll throw lumberjacks in there... they'd all be Bob's characters too.

And the winner of that match, gets to take on the winner of the Dante Franklin megamatch....
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This leads me to believe I need to create more Japanese girls to follow Miyuki around to fight these small private armies of Bob and Dante.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 30 2010
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This leads me to believe I need to create more Japanese girls to follow Miyuki around to fight these small private armies of Bob and Dante.

I'm sure they'd be helpful during the impending apocalypse as well.
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MBCKyle,Apr 30 2010
07:34 PM
ratrangerm,Apr 30 2010
04:14 PM
RedRajah,Apr 30 2010
04:10 PM
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The hometown girl herself, "MOCKINGBIRD" NINA GRIMSSON will be in action as she takes on "AMERICAN IDOL" AMBER ROGERS and JAN DELGADO in a women's three-way dance to determine the number one contender to Holly Hotbody or Laura Davis, winner's choice! And after Nina's comments on the last Rampage Bloody Rampage, will her mysterious crusade to jolt the UWF to its core begin?


I have to admit, I would pay good money to see Amber Rogers versus Laura Davis someday, just to see Bob's head explode. :lol:

Are you kidding me? I'd have so much fun with that confrontation...

...and now you're tempting me to bribe Beebs and Kyle into making it happen! :D

AMAZING GRACE versus LAURA DAVIS versus AMBER ROGERS!

Special Guest Ref: STEPHANIE HARPER!

Ringside Enforcer: JERRY TITUS!

Guest Timekeeper: DR. EMS!

And we'll throw lumberjacks in there... they'd all be Bob's characters too.

And the winner of that match, gets to take on the winner of the Dante Franklin megamatch....

I smell special showcase match for Angels and Amazons! :applause:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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