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[UWF/MBC] Rampage Bloody Rampage [04.24.10]; a night that will live... in infamy...
Topic Started: Jun 7 2010, 11:24 AM (1,399 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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RedRajah,Jun 8 2010
09:02 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jun 9 2010
12:01 AM
Good thing I had Vasquez pay them off! They'll never show up in anything I do! :rockon:

Does that include saving his butt in AWA? :P

If AWA Vasquez was in UWF, Trey DaMann wouldn't be champion and the guard would've been ran out of town already. :rockon:




...and Nikki would've found true love. :wub:
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Flouzemaker
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jun 9 2010
12:10 AM
RedRajah,Jun 8 2010
09:02 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jun 9 2010
12:01 AM
Good thing I had Vasquez pay them off! They'll never show up in anything I do! :rockon:

Does that include saving his butt in AWA? :P

If AWA Vasquez was in UWF, Trey DaMann wouldn't be champion and the guard would've been ran out of town already. :rockon:




...and Nikki would've found true love. :wub:

But getting screwed out of titles is all AWA Vasquez ever does! That, and get his butt whooped by stables...
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Kickair
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Hour two thoughts;

- Thank you to John De. for continuing the stupidest but longest running gag we have in UWF.

- We didn't see much from MBC in hour two, but what we did see blew away all that came before it. I'll get to that.

- Solid promo from Gabe Whitecross, essentially telling Gamma Ray to bring the pain. Whitecross knew what was coming. Gamma Ray's promo was a little too all over the place, but he brought it back at the end. Weird little tangent though.

- Whitecross vs Gamma Ray... On one side of the ring, we have The Irradiated One... The Virtuous Vigilante... The Self Proclaimed Superhero... The Emerald Egotist... The Beryl Baddie... (???). In the opposite corner... The Era of Defiance... The British Grappler... The Grey Haired Veteran... I felt bad for Whitecross after reading the match.

- Nice reveal by Vinnie Vasquez under the mask.

- Kudos to Mike for the 3 way tag match was handled. There were a lot of stories told and the match played out quickly and to the point. Kind of reminded me of how things went down during the Alliance days of WWE. That could have been written longer, but frankly didn't need to be and therefore wasn't. .. .. plus I don't think the Pride's ringrust would have allowed for any more time. Ha!

- Great mic (tron?) work by Damann. That was fun to do.

- "IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A TRAP!" - Nailed it!

- As I said before, I'm still learning and getting into Vengeance & Crimson, but I enjoyed the main event immensely. Thought it was a good showcase for MBC, and I want to see what's next. That's the best way I can put it. Most interested in how Erik Grimson handles the turn of events.

Favorite lines of hour two, coming in at a close second...

AM: This is an ugly situation, and I can't imagine it's going to get
better anytime soon between Luke and Juan.

SS: The important question is, who gets custody of Tommy Stephens?


And the winner...

[MEEP] OFF REF!!! [MEEP] OFF REF!!!

Slush: Talk about a surly crowd!

Tinkle: MEEP! MEEP! MEEP!

Slush: Don't you join in!

That had me grinning.

Overall, it was a busy show, with lot's happening. What a bad night for defending champions though. Congrats to all the new champs. My guess is more focus on matches next show, this was just an angle heavy cluster that had to get out of the way for things to proceed. Sometimes you need those. Just my thoughts from a grizzled old vet.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Flouzemaker,Jun 8 2010
09:24 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jun 9 2010
12:10 AM
RedRajah,Jun 8 2010
09:02 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jun 9 2010
12:01 AM
Good thing I had Vasquez pay them off! They'll never show up in anything I do! :rockon:

Does that include saving his butt in AWA? :P

If AWA Vasquez was in UWF, Trey DaMann wouldn't be champion and the guard would've been ran out of town already. :rockon:




...and Nikki would've found true love. :wub:

But getting screwed out of titles is all AWA Vasquez ever does! That, and get his butt whooped by stables...

AWA Vasquez doesn't have Tommy freakin' Stephens on his side.

THINK ABOUT THAT
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Jay Steele Was Declared Dead
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I smell Juan Vasquez multiple personality angle!
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Mozeart
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Picky,Jun 8 2010
10:21 PM
Flouzemaker,Jun 8 2010
07:00 PM
If anyone feels a corrupt security taskforce and help play a role in their angles/feuds, by all means, use them. 
... Though, it is preferable to avoid the use of pink tutus as much as possible!  ^_^

See if I hire them to entertain at birthday parties!

I read "pink tutus" as "pink fetus". That's not nearly as edgy as I at first believed.
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Kickair
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Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
02:52 PM

I read "pink tutus" as "pink fetus".  That's not nearly as edgy as I at first believed.

There's an Erin Mccoys joke there somewhere...
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Kickair,Jun 9 2010
04:31 AM
AM: This is an ugly situation, and I can't imagine it's going to get
better anytime soon between Luke and Juan.

SS: The important question is, who gets custody of Tommy Stephens?


If I recall, that's the reason for the second guest bedroom as seen in Casa de Vasquez. Meanwhile, Kinsey's modest 3 bed/2.5 bath in Boca Raton isn't suitable for custody.

Next week, they go to court over alimony and visitation.
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Mozeart
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Kickair,Jun 9 2010
10:03 AM
Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
02:52 PM

I read "pink tutus" as "pink fetus".  That's not nearly as edgy as I at first believed.

There's an Erin Mccoys joke there somewhere...

Riiight. Wasn't there a match "in her vagina" or something equally silly back in the day? Perhaps the fetus was the referee in that match?
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Kickair,Jun 9 2010
07:03 AM
Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
02:52 PM

I read "pink tutus" as "pink fetus".  That's not nearly as edgy as I at first believed.

There's an Erin Mccoys joke there somewhere...

Or is the joke in Erin McCoys?
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Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
01:48 PM
Kickair,Jun 9 2010
10:03 AM
Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
02:52 PM

I read "pink tutus" as "pink fetus".  That's not nearly as edgy as I at first believed.

There's an Erin Mccoys joke there somewhere...

Riiight. Wasn't there a match "in her vagina" or something equally silly back in the day? Perhaps the fetus was the referee in that match?

Is her faking an orgasm akin to no-selling?


I don't care if it's not a good post, I'm just trying to make my way to 600. :bleh:
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Jay Steele Was Declared Dead,Jun 9 2010
05:32 PM
Is her faking an orgasm akin to no-selling?

Over-selling.
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
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Jay Steele Was Declared Dead,Jun 9 2010
05:32 PM
Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
01:48 PM
Kickair,Jun 9 2010
10:03 AM
Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
02:52 PM

I read "pink tutus" as "pink fetus".  That's not nearly as edgy as I at first believed.

There's an Erin Mccoys joke there somewhere...

Riiight. Wasn't there a match "in her vagina" or something equally silly back in the day? Perhaps the fetus was the referee in that match?

Is her faking an orgasm akin to no-selling?


I don't care if it's not a good post, I'm just trying to make my way to 600. :bleh:

I'm almost there myself!

Honestly, i don't know if I'll ever take advantage of the extra options 600+ posts allows me, but I know I want that status!

STATUS~!~!~!
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Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
11:18 PM
Jay Steele Was Declared Dead,Jun 9 2010
05:32 PM
Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
01:48 PM
Kickair,Jun 9 2010
10:03 AM
Mozeart,Jun 9 2010
02:52 PM

I read "pink tutus" as "pink fetus".  That's not nearly as edgy as I at first believed.

There's an Erin Mccoys joke there somewhere...

Riiight. Wasn't there a match "in her vagina" or something equally silly back in the day? Perhaps the fetus was the referee in that match?

Is her faking an orgasm akin to no-selling?


I don't care if it's not a good post, I'm just trying to make my way to 600. :bleh:

I'm almost there myself!

Honestly, i don't know if I'll ever take advantage of the extra options 600+ posts allows me, but I know I want that status!

STATUS~!~!~!

Oh, you don't need to make such a effort to become a SUPER MEMBER!!!
Once you're in, you barely even realize how much more important than mere regular members you have become.
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Finally finished reading this card and all I have to say is...

Gamma Ray got screwed.
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