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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 14 2005, 09:39 AM (2,727 Views) | |
| petek | Nov 14 2005, 09:39 AM Post #1 |
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Azul Falcone
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Some crap I've run across in my six years in e-w: One of the first feds I was ever in was some shitty board fed back in 1999. I remember doing an RP mocking another guy who did the usual teenager "I'll kick your ass" tough guy promo. So the guy responds with a promo in which he murdered my character. Yeah. Then there was the guy who blew up my character's car in his RP. Of course I totally no-sold it in my next RP. Anyone else have another character do something stupid to their character in an RP? |
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| Wal-Mart Junkie | Nov 14 2005, 02:15 PM Post #2 |
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BillyWitchDoctor.com
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Back in BWWA, the stable that we (The Society of Doom) were feuding with (The Sinful Experience) had one of their members get shot in the back of the neck in a crowded mall, paralyzing him for life. Yeah, they accused us for shooting him. Totally no sold the shit. I can relate to ya Pete. Chris |
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| Wolf | Nov 14 2005, 07:24 PM Post #3 |
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Geez and I thought it was silly when my character was shot by a midget in the MLW. Needless to say, what happened to you two puts that experience in perspective somewhat. |
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| JeremyS | Nov 15 2005, 12:37 AM Post #4 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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This stuff absolutely went on all the time in those old shitfeds. One I was in had a show-ending Molotov cocktail attack kill a wrestler, and end the careers of two others... and yes, that was not an RP, that was the SHOW. And there was all kinds of lameness in RPs. Besides the typical Big Mean Tough Guy spelling and grammar, you'd have wrestlers beating up everyone else in the fed and whatnot. One of my feud opponents responded to my character's insistance (being in character) that he undergo speech therapy with "i dont have a dicionary next to my computir when i do a rp like u do". And that was par for the course. Then there was the inevitable stable of 10 of the most unoriginal characters you could find interfering in every match. Because if you weren't ripping off the nWo back in those days, "u suked lololol!!!!!11" That whole genre of e-wrestling should just be lumped into one category of e-wrestlecrap and left alone. Jeremy S. (when I inflict wrestlecrap on the world, I do so on purpose) |
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| AmericanJesus | Nov 15 2005, 02:37 AM Post #5 |
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Merle
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Since we're on the death topic, Frazer Fury [Yes, that wachky Jake Devine's character once again in another e-wrestlecrap topic] Was in a fed called DECWF. Dalton Extreme Championship Wrestling Federation, ran by Rob Dalton. In this particular fed, anyone who flaked, or who's character/RP sucked ass would by via death on the next show. Frazer Fury had plenty to do with a few of the many deaths in that place. The fed site even had a cemetary section with I don't even know how many people in it. There were dead wrestlers, fans, clows, managers, midgets, random children, etc... in that place. I even no-sold a death and put my character in a different fed the following week, where he became the #1 contender for all 3 of their singles titles! But yeah, DECWF's graveyard definitely deserves it's place in e-wrestlecrap history. |
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| petek | Nov 15 2005, 10:57 AM Post #6 |
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Azul Falcone
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The funny thing is that Rich Vail and I crossed paths in the same shitfed, left, and then he opened BSCW and we ended up slowly moving towards the RSPWF world, where I joined MOTR with Irvin and Debonair. So there was this shitty board e-fed with Debonair and Hannibal Carver in it for about a month or two. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Nov 15 2005, 01:33 PM Post #7 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I got that beat. There was a shitty TNM fed with Luke Kinsey and Juan Vasquez on its roster for TWO YEARS. That fed was nonstop e-wrestlecrap. Where else can you see Juan Vasquez job to a poisoned gordita and Luke Kinsey receive a beatdown that consisted of itching powder down his tights? No...the answer is not EMWC. :lol: Terry |
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| petek | Nov 15 2005, 01:41 PM Post #8 |
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Azul Falcone
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Poisoned gordita...CLASSIC. |
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| Murphy | Nov 15 2005, 06:11 PM Post #9 |
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Third Member. Professional lurker since 2006
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There was once an World Title match in the NeWA (National eWrestling Alliance) that ended with the building burning down, the World Champion disappearing forever and never being found in the rubble, and the challenger in the hospital with second and third degree burns. They never did announce a winner to the match. |
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| Art | Nov 15 2005, 07:42 PM Post #10 |
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Jiggle Billy
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Heh, I remember the DECWF, and am sad to say I was part of it. Lucky for me I was on Rob and Jake's good side at the time. Even still, they went way overboard with some of the shit they did there. I have been known to use the WILD Newswire to put words in people's mouth, but they are so obviously not true as to be laughable. Of course, I've used the same newswire to mock myself. I think of it more as WILD's version of the Weekly World News. You look at the stories and just roll your eyes. But then, I'm weird. On Edit: I should probably clarify that I'm not using other people's characters when I put words in people's mouths. It's always an indirect source (a friend of a friend of a friend said that somebody said). It's mostly just to antagonize and amuse. |
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| thedirtyfaces | Nov 16 2005, 03:51 AM Post #11 |
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Romulox
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WILD always brings me laughs with that newswire, and the action is good too. Pat is doing a great job. Anyone looking for a fed should check it out. I think it was in the fed Armageddon where there was time travelling going on...can't remember much more than that. |
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| WILDHack | Nov 16 2005, 10:02 AM Post #12 |
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Jake didnt we kill someone in WAR!? |
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| thedirtyfaces | Nov 16 2005, 10:23 AM Post #13 |
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Romulox
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Probably!
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| BReeses Cup | Nov 16 2005, 01:08 PM Post #14 |
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I actually think the itching powder down the pants is a good strat idea! ... ... ... No one else? No? Bill |
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| Art | Nov 16 2005, 02:17 PM Post #15 |
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Jiggle Billy
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I could see itching powder as a useful strat idea. And a poisoned gordita....nice. I find food products to be highly amusing. I've had episodes with a variety of cheeses, and most recently I managed a 5 pound bag of flour to a victory. It all served a purpose, of course. Especially the flour. Again, I'm weird, and I realize that my style of humor takes a bit of getting used to. However, if you can see past the obvious absurdity of some of the things I do you can start to see the genius of it. I'm not saying I'm a genius, just that I need to be medicated. <_< |
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