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[UWF/MBC] Update for 8.11.10; HOUSE SHOWS!
Topic Started: Aug 11 2010, 02:04 PM (1,216 Views)
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| TABLE OF CONTENTS |
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I. Breaking News
II. Results
III. Upcoming Events
IV. Next PPV
V. Deadlines
VI. Champions
VII: Roster Changes
VIII. Current Roster
IX: Websites
X. Associates of UWF/MBC


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| I. BREAKING NEWS |
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-As was seen at the end of Rampage Bloody Rampage, Trey DaMann is
officially a member of the UWF roster once again and has been restored to
active status. What this means for the number one contender’s position
is anyone’s guess, however.

-After a short period of negotiations, it has been confirmed that the
UWF/MBC's next pay-per-view will be held at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington,
TX. Not only that, Heaven and Hell will be a two night show. There are
rumors of a pre-PPV edition of House of Throwdowns but those rumors have
yet to be confirmed.

-In addition to a broken nose, Kathryn Elyson suffered a serious leg
injury in her match against Scottie Saratoga and will be out for some
time due to her injuries. What this means for the Empress Cup is unknown,
however, it is believed that Women's Commissioner Tara Smith may name a
replacement as early as House of Throwdowns.

-In further injury news, Corvette has been diagnosed with a partial tear
of the MCL and will be out of action for the foreseeable future.

-As a way to better showcase the talent of the UWF and MBC rosters, the
league is trying new with its house show formats. Select house shows will
be made available online and will showcase both local flavor and key
matchups, including matches for the Empress Cup.


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| II. RESULTS |
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[UWF/MBC] HOUSE OF THROWDOWNS
at: Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
June 24th, 2010

--Felicity Malone d. Georgia Church by referee’s decision
--Dalbello Rage d. Eveline Eriksen by pinfall
--Brianna Landis and Miyuki Ozaki go to a double countout
--Gaia Brasher d. Tommy Jackson by pinfall
--Johanna Suprema d. Fiona Cassidy by pinfall to defend the UWF/MBC Joint
Lightheavyweight Championship Title
--Holly Hotbody d. Rose Malone by pinfall to defend the MBC Women’s
Championship

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[UWF/MBC] RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE
at: United Center in Chicago, Illinois
June 26th, 2010

--Brett Young d. Saul Morningstar by pinfall
--Ronan Benedict d. Jed Snedley by pinfall
--Adam Rogers d. Tommy Stephens by disqualification
--Amazing Grace and Kiora Donavon went to a double disqualification
--Oz Rivera d. Liam Cassidy by pinfall
--Scottie Saratoga d. Kathryn Elyson by submission
--Jonas Elm d. Serge Annis by pinfall to tie the UWF/MBC World Series 1-1
--The Chromosomes d. Stan Crawford/Tom Landis and St. George and the
Dragon in a Ladder Match by climbing to the top and retrieving the
briefcase
--Trey DaMann d. Scott Daniels by pinfall in a non-title match


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| III. UPCOMING LINEUPS |
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[UWF/MBC] HEAVEN AND HELL TOUR (House Show)
at: Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, IN
July 10th, 2010

LIAM CASSIDY versus AMISH SHAFT

EMPRESS CUP MATCH
LEANNA LOVE versus JOHANNA SUPREMA

EMPRESS CUP MATCH
KIORA DONAVON versus GEORGIA CHURCH

EMPRESS CUP MATCH
FIONA CASSIDY versus TESLA ST. JAMES

BRAWN STEVENSON and HARLEY SANDERS versus HEAVEN’S HUNTED

GRANDMASTER TYPO CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
“THE MASTER OF GIMMICKS” MAX BENSON versus PABLO O’CONNOR

“THE SHOTGUN” STAN CRAWFORD versus BAILEY FITZGERALD

VINNIE VASQUEZ versus JUAN VASQUEZ


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[UWF/MBC] HOUSE OF THROWDOWNS
at: US Bank Arena in Cincinnati, OH
July 22nd, 2010

The next edition of House of Throwdowns comes to you from CINCINATTI,
OHIO at the US BANK ARENA. And in a main event that’s sure to be a
slugfest, two of the biggest and baddest on the UWF and MBC rosters
square off! On one side “THE BIG NASTY BASTARD” MIKE REZNOR! And on the
other TUMAFFI!

In EMPRESS CUP action, AMAZING GRACE steps into the ring with FELICITY
MALONE! And TOMMY JACKSON faces JOHANNA SUPREMA!

Women’s tag team action will see HoT’s own recapper SCOTTIE SARATOGA team
up with MIYUKI OZAKI to face the fearsome duo of DALBELLO RAGE and “THE
SHOW” SIERRA BROWNE!

And on the men’s side, ORIN “THE LYNX” LEBLANC teams with JOHNNY AXIS to
square off against unlikely partners “THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS” ALEX
MARTINEZ and “SHOWTIME” RICK MARLEY!

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[UWF/MBC] HEAVEN AND HELL TOUR (House Show)
at: Rupp Arena in Lexington, KY
July 31st, 2010

CLAYTON ROSS versus DEAD BOY JONES

ROSE MALONE and SUMMER BLAKE
versus HOLLY HOTBODY and AMBER ROGERS

ST. GEORGE AND THE DRAGON
versus THE RUSSIAN YOUTH MOVEMENT

TARYN WELLER versus JAN DELGADO

EMPRESS CUP MATCH
BRIANNA LANDIS versus EVELINE ERIKSEN

EMPRESS CUP MATCH
MIYUKI OZAKI versus DALBELLO RAGE

RANDALL OSBOURNE versus MICHAEL BONN

MAIN EVENT TEN MAN BATTLE ROYAL FEATURING...
ALEX MARTINEZ... JOHN SHOCK... CHROMOSOME Y... TOM LANDIS... OZ RIVERA...
RYU OSAWA... TOMMY ELLIOT... RICK MARLEY... SERGE ANNIS... and CHROMOSOME
X!!!


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COUNTDOWN TO RAMPAGE
at: Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, NC
August 21st, 2010

Hosts BILLY “SCUD” MCKENZIE and MOE OWENS run down the news of the day in
the UWF/MBC as they countdown to another action packed episode of Rampage
Bloody Rampage!

And as an added bonus, the Countdown will feature two EMPRESS CUP
MATCHES! SCOTTIE SARATOGA faces FIONA CASSIDY and GAIA BRASHER goes head
to head with LEANNA LOVE!!

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[UWF/MBC] RAMPAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE
at: Charlotte, NC (Time Warner Cable Arena)
August 21st, 2010

We roll along towards Heaven and Hell with the next edition of UWF/MBC
Rampage Bloody Rampage coming to you live from CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA
and the TIME WARNER CABLE ARENA! This summer has proven to be sizzling,
and so have the situations regarding the UWF and MBC World Championships.
You can expect major announcements regarding CRIMSON and TREY DAMANN’S
titles, and what’s in store at Heaven and Hell!

The main event will see the third match of the World Series between the
UWF and MBC as champions collide! SBC Champion JERRY “PURE POWER” TITUS
will square off with the man who gave Trey DaMann the beating everyone
wanted to see, North American Champion “THE ERA OF DEFIANCE” GABRIEL
WHITECROSS!

This is a match a long time in the making, as the CL Cup-destroying GAMMA
RAY teams with the upset-minded JONAS “DUTCH” ELM to face THE TRAILER
PARK ASSASSINS! It’s been a number of weeks since Orbit was
unceremoniously dumped by his former idol, and this one’s sure to be full
of spit and vinegar.

“THE LOOSE CANNON” LUKE KINSEY makes his in-ring return to the UWF when
he faces EDWIN LOPEZ one on one! With a vested interest in this one,
Juan Vasquez will no doubt be glued to the monitor watching.

The Empress Cup moves along with another round robin match, but with one
big question. TESLA ST. JAMES is scheduled to face Kathryn Elyson, but
with the injuries to Elyson the question is, who if anyone will take her
place?

In a move that sent shockwaves throughout both womens’ divisions,
“MOCKINGBIRD” NINA GRIMSSON issued an open challenge for someone, anyone,
to face her in combat. Who it is and what kind of match... wait and see.

“HEAVY METAL HERO” ERIK GRIMSSON is still enraged from his match where
CRIMSON won the MBC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. As as he continues his quest to
get Crimson, he must next go through THE PROBLEM SOLVERS. Joining him in
his corner will be the recently returned RONAN BENEDICT! Can Benedict and
Grimsson be on the same page? Will Haliburton’s men be ready with St.
George and the Dragon looming?

With one title defense under his belt, TOMMY STEPHENS looks to get his
first win as champion when he defends the Unified Television Title this
week against “DEAD END” DEREK MARTIN! Tommy will have his hands full in
this match, while instinct says Martin should be looking over his
shoulder for Adam Rogers.


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| IV. NEXT PPV |
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[UWF/MBC] HEAVEN AND HELL
at: Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, TX
Date TBA

TUMAFFI versus SERGE ANNIS

UWF/MBC UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
DON'T GO THERE © versus THE CHROMOSOMES versus INSANITY SOCIETY

More matches TBA!


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| V. DEADLINES |
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All STRATS and ROLEPLAYS for HOT and RBR due AUGUST 20th, 2010!

For the HOUSE SHOWS, STRATS are welcome and are due by AUGUST 20th as
well.

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| VI. CHAMPIONS |
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UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Trey DaMann
MBC World Heavyweight Champion: Crimson
UWF North American Heavyweight Champion: Gabriel Whitecross
MBC Smash Bash Crucify Champion: Jerry Titus
UWF Unified World Television Champion: Tommy Stephens
MBC Grandmaster Typo Champion: Max Benson

UWF Women's World Heavyweight Champion: Laura Davis
MBC World Women's Champion: Holly Hotbody
UWF Women's North American Heavyweight Champion: Summer Blake
MBC Keeper Of The Thighmaster: Kiora Donavon

UWF/MBC Unified Tag Team Champions: Don't Go There
MBC Psycho Driver Tag Team Champions: Taryn Weller and Fiona Cassidy

UWF/MBC Joint Light Heavyweight Champion: Johanna Suprema

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ACW Southwest Heavyweight Champion: James St. George
Bastard Stampede Frontier Union Champion: The Burning Man
Bastard Stampede West Texas Champion: Tyler Tucker

ACW Southwest Women's Champion: Sarah Mayson
Bastard Stampede Women's Champion: The Goblin Queen

ACW Southwest Tag Team Champions: Joey Malone & Jamie Kidd
Bastard Stampede Tag Team Champions: Wolf Jager And Justin Davidson


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| VII. ROSTER CHANGES |
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In:
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None

Out:
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None


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| VIII. CURRENT ROSTER |
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MEN
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Serge Annis (UWF)
Johnny Axis (UWF)
Ronan Benedict [MBC]
"The Master of Gimmicks" Max Benson [MBC]
"The Jersey Drifter" Liam Cassidy (UWF)
"The Shotgun" Stan Crawford (MBC)
Trey DaMann (UWF)
Johnny Detson (UWF)
Jonas "Dutch" Elm [MBC]
"The Extreme" Alexander Epstein (UWF - INJURED)
Bailey Fitzgerald (UWF)
Gamma Ray (UWF)
"Heavy Metal Hero" Erik Grimsson [MBC]
"Hellraiser" Tom Landis [MBC]
Orin "The Lynx" LeBlanc (UWF)
"Showtime" Rick Marley (UWF)
"Dead End" Derek Martin (UWF)
"The Last American Badass" Alex Martinez (UWF)
"Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor (UWF)
"Big Nasty Bastard" Mike Reznor [MBC]
Oz Rivera (UWF)
"The Natural" Adam Rogers (UWF)
Clayton Ross [MBC]
"D-Day" Harley Sanders [MBC]
Brawn Stevenson [MBC]
Jerry "Pure Power" Titus [MBC]
Tumaffi (UWF)
Juan Vasquez (UWF)
"Dubba-V" Vinnie Vasquez (UWF)
"The Era of Defiance" Gabriel Whitecross (UWF)
"The Fantasy" Brett Young (UWF)
Youth Gone Wild (UWF)

WOMEN
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Amazing Grace [MBC]
Summer Blake (UWF)
Gaia Brasher (UWF)
"The Show" Sierra Browne (UWF)
"Fearless" Fiona Cassidy (UWF)
"Armageddon" Georgia Church [MBC]
Aurora Cordova [MBC]
Luna Cordova [MBC]
Corvette (UWF - INJURED)
"The All-Around Athlete" Laura Davis (UWF)
Jan Delgado [MBC]
Kiora Donavon [MBC]
Kathryn Elyson [MBC- INJURED]
"The Viking Vixen" Eveline Eriksen (UWF/MBC]
"Mockingbird" Nina Grimsson (UWF/MBC]
Lady Holina [MBC]
"The Seductress" Holly Hotbody [MBC]
Tamara "Tommy" Jackson (UWF/MBC]
"Every Man's Fantasy" Brianna Landis (UWF/MBC]
"Lady" Laurel Levinger (UWF)
Leanna Love (UWF/MBC]
Lolita Love (UWF/MBC]
Felicity Malone [MBC]
Rose Malone [MBC]
"The Matrix" Felicia Marley (UWF)
Tara "Sunburst" Marshall [MBC]
Miyuki Ozaki (UWF)
Dalbello Rage (UWF/MBC]
"The American Idol" Amber Rogers [MBC]
Tesla St. James (UWF/MBC]
Scottie Saratoga (UWF)
Sylhouette (UWF)
Johanna Suprema [MBC]
"The Hot Chick" Taryn Weller (UWF)

TAG TEAMS
-------------------
The Chromosomes - X and Y [MBC]
Don't Go There - "The Nighthawk" Michael Bonn (UWF) & "Hentai" Ryu Osawa
(UWF/MBC]
Heaven's Hunted - Cain & Saul Morningstar (UWF)
Insanity Society - "Thrillseeker" Tommy Elliot and "The Dark Horse"
Randall Osbourne (UWF)
The Problem Solvers - Dan Muldoon & Pete Davidson [MBC]
The Prophets of Rage - Shadoe & Derek Rage (UWF)
The Russian Youth Movement - Michaeil Brekhov, Anatoly Malakhei, Yevgeny
Chuchkin (UWF)
John Shock & Tommy Stephens (UWF)
St. George and the Dragon - James St. George & Adam Drake [MBC]
The Trailer Park Assassins - Cooter & Orbit (UWF)


|--------------|
| IX. WEBSITES |
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Official MBC Website:
n/a
Official UWF Website:
http://www.uwfcentral.com
Official Bastard Stampede Website
n/a
MBC Discussion and Mailing List Yahoo Group
http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/MBCDiscussion/
MBC Forums
http://areyoumighty.proboards56.com/index.cgi?


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| X. ASSOCIATES OF THE UWF & MBC |
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PHOENIX VALLEY WRESTLING
http://www.pvwrestling.org/


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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I didn't notice this, but Nikki's not listed anywhere on the roster.

Is she a figment of our imaginations? :-/
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RedRajah
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And you all wonder why she bitches about not being on the website. <GibsonHayes>It's a CONSPIRACY~!</GibsonHayes>
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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We need to start a campaign to spread Nikki awareness to the masses immediately.
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RedRajah
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 13 2010
12:26 PM
We need to start a campaign to spread Nikki awareness to the masses immediately.

Nikki the Cat: Like Scientology in a way.
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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MBCKyle
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RedRajah,Aug 13 2010
11:43 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 13 2010
12:26 PM
We need to start a campaign to spread Nikki awareness to the masses immediately.

Nikki the Cat: Like Scientology in a way.

But more like crabs?
Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro.

You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned.
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Mozeart
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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MBCKyle,Aug 13 2010
12:11 PM
RedRajah,Aug 13 2010
11:43 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 13 2010
12:26 PM
We need to start a campaign to spread Nikki awareness to the masses immediately.

Nikki the Cat: Like Scientology in a way.

But more like crabs?

Only if the crab lice constantly trilled in a loud, annoying voice.

Crabs/crickets hybrid?
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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RedRajah
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Mozeart,Aug 13 2010
03:13 PM
MBCKyle,Aug 13 2010
12:11 PM
RedRajah,Aug 13 2010
11:43 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 13 2010
12:26 PM
We need to start a campaign to spread Nikki awareness to the masses immediately.

Nikki the Cat: Like Scientology in a way.

But more like crabs?

Only if the crab lice constantly trilled in a loud, annoying voice.

Crabs/crickets hybrid?

Locust swarm.
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Mozeart
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RedRajah,Aug 13 2010
02:14 PM
Mozeart,Aug 13 2010
03:13 PM
MBCKyle,Aug 13 2010
12:11 PM
RedRajah,Aug 13 2010
11:43 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 13 2010
12:26 PM
We need to start a campaign to spread Nikki awareness to the masses immediately.

Nikki the Cat: Like Scientology in a way.

But more like crabs?

Only if the crab lice constantly trilled in a loud, annoying voice.

Crabs/crickets hybrid?

Locust swarm.

Locust swarm ... TO THE GROIN~!

Actually "Swarm of Locusts" sounds like a cool name for a wrestling move. Perhaps a striking combination?
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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This might make for a better post discussion than actual angle, but what if Nikki had been a more prominent character a while back and Trey asked her to carry his baby instead of Donna?

What would she do with limitless wealth, and a one-year-old? Imagine the monstrosity that would be the Nikki/Trey hybrid.

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Overly_Critical_Jue
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One of Juan's daughters would've punched that kid out, I imagine.

You know...that's an interesting wrinkle to the hoax that almost no one's touched upon. Trey was basically using it as an excuse to get Donna into the sack. lol
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*looking up from her "therapeutic" massage with Magnus*

Donna: Man, I'm so glad I didn't let him stick it in me...

And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 13 2010
07:34 PM
One of Juan's daughters would've punched that kid out, I imagine.

You know...that's an interesting wrinkle to the hoax that almost no one's touched upon. Trey was basically using it as an excuse to get Donna into the sack. lol

And yet, he didn't get any.

Obscenely rich, handsome...
And still can't get some?















'Course, he didn't ask Summer...
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No way would Stan Crawford share Summer, not after Cupid's Revenge.
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What if Summer gave Stan a share of the proceeds? You know.. Let Stan become his pimp?
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