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| WWA War Games; Worst WG ever and Pabo/Steph are FURRIES | |
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| texanspaniard | Sep 21 2010, 02:22 AM Post #1 |
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========================================================== WWA Spring Fling 2000 PPV: War Games Match: Jose Garces, The Untouchables, Stephanie & Haplo vs Matt Cole, Al Perez, Lisa Monroe, Saxon & Rosco Riggins ========================================================== (We open back up to the arena where two rings are setup. A HUGE cage surrounds both of these rings and Emperor Leviathan is standing in ring number one ready to give directions.) (The bell rings) Leviathan: Ladies....ESPECIALLY the Ladies....and Gentlemen...the following contest is the Special War Games Match! (The Crowd pops) Leviathan: Both Teams will come down by the ring, enclosed in this steel cage! (The Crowd pops) Leviathan: There will be a coin toss to decide who goes in first and then members from both teams will enter in five minute intervals. Once all eight competitors are in the ring, the only way to win is to make one opponent from the opposite team, submit! (The Crowd Pops) Leviathan: So Are...You........READY? (The Crowd Pops) Leviathan: I can't believe I'm saying this...ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU..READY?! (The Crowd Pops) Leviathan: Then...Uhhhhhhhhhhh Let's Get Ready To....Star the match! (The Crowd boos) ( An instrumental version of "The Fina lCountdown" by Europe begins to play over the P.A. to be BIG pop!) Leviathan: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois... at 5'10", 230 pounds... here is"LATIN LIGHTNING" AAAAAALLLLPEEEERRRREEEEZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!" (Perez walks out ontothe entrance ramp to a warm reception. His body is athletic and well-conditioned; his brown hair is short and styled conservatively. He wears full-length shiny purple tights; they have no trim, but a large, gold lightning bolt is on the side of each leg. On the rear of the tights is written "Hot Property." His jacket is also purple and has gold sequined sleeves. On the front of the jacket on the right side is a gold lightning bolt with "LL" superimposed on it. On the back is a large gold star with the words "Latin Lightning" superimposed. He wears black boots.) Manning: Latin Lightning Al Perez! Coming out here tonight to finally settle things with Jose Garces once and for all! Knight: Please, like that is going to happen! Al will find some excuse to start it up again but the real question should be, where is Lisa Monroe? (The P.A. begins to play the instrumental version of "The Final Countdown" by Europe to a huge ovation! A beautiful blue-eyed brunette emerges; her hair is curly and shoulder-length. She flashes a white smile as she slaps hands with the fans on the way down the ramp, a spotlight on her. She wears a purple swimsuit-type outfit with gold accents and black boots and kneepads.) Leviathan: "Introducing next... from New York City, New York... at 5'7" and 125 pounds... here is LIIIIIIIIISSSSSSAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOONNNNNNRRRRRROOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" (The crowd roars as Lisa steps into the ring, waving at them.) Manning: Well there she is! Knight: Looking like a hot and spicy meatball, make that TWO meatballs waiting for someone to come and ... Manning: AHEM! Knight: What? ("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit plays over the P.A. to a heel pop, while Saxon's clip shows on the big screen. From backstage a voice is heard: "That's [bleep]ingright.") Leviathan: "From New York, New York... at 6'7" and 275 pounds... here is SAXON!!!" (Saxon emerges from the ring entrance and performs a display of arrogance to the crowd. Saxon begins slowly making his way to the ring, stealing posters from people and stirring up the crowd on his way. When Saxon reaches the ring, pyrotechnics shoot from theturnbuckles. Saxon has shoulder-length jet-black hair, which is left untied. He has a tattoo of a pair of snake eyes on his right shoulder, and he has extremely well-toned upper body muscles. He also has the scar from a knife wound down his left side. He wears white wrestling tights with blue-grey flames shooting from the bottom of the legs; these flames have a teal out-line. The black image of a bullet hole is on the rear of his tights.) Manning: Saxon is here! Knight: That's kind of obvious don't you think Rich? Manning: Uh... Knight: Yeah, I'd say Rich is a pipe smoker. Manning: HEY! ("Got No Shame" by Brother Cane plays over the P.A. and the crowd goes insane!!!) Leviathan: "Heading down the aisle... from Crossroads, Mississippi... at 6'5", 245 pounds... here is MATT COOOOOOOOLE!!!" (Matt Cole heads down the entrance ramp with an `all-business' expression on his face, slapping only a few hands on the way. He has a Scott Hall-esque build, and has a black sun tattoo on the palm of his right hand. His long black hair is lose except for a braided piece that goes down the center of his back. His goatee is short, and his eyes are steel blue and determined. He wears a black leather biker's jacket with a silver sword pointing downward with a red cirlce around it on the back. Underneath he wears a blue denim collared workshirt with the sleeves cut off, revealing a Marine devildog tattoo on his left shoulder and a black chinese-style dragon tattoo on his right when he removes the jacket. He wears a pair of blue jeans ripped at the knees and a pair of jet black Marine jump boots that lace up to the bottom of his knee. He also wears white forearm pads and a pair of black Kempo gloves. Finally, he wears a pair of dogtags around his neck, which he tucks into his breast pocket as he heads down the aisle.) Manning: Matt Cole has come out and this place has gone WILD! Knight: Is it Matt Cole or Hulk Hogan, I can't see too well? Manning: What? Knight: Just Cut the schtick Rich! God! Why does our commentation turn more 80-ish every now and then! It's so bizarre! Leviathon: And...Their opponents! Knight: AHA!!! I knew that cowardly, dirty Canadian, Riggins wouldn't show up tonight! The coward! That Chicken Shit Candian Coward!! Manning: Sammy! That's too harsh now! ("Thieves in the Temple" by Prince plays to a HUGE half-heel, half-"Hey, don't boo. these guys arefunny!" pop, a la the Hollys.) Leviathon: At a combined weight of 408 pounds. first, from Groves, Texas. at 5'11" and 180 pounds. here is `Up All Night' Pablo O'Connor! And his partner. from China Spring, Texas. at 6'3" and 228 pounds. Josh Ritter! And they are... The UNTOUCHABLES!!!!! Manning: What in the Hell?! Knight: What are they wearing?! (Josh Ritter is wearing a light blue pimp outfit. Pablo O'Connor is wearing a blue bunny rabbit costume that says "Stephanie's Honey Bunny" on the back. They both stop at the top of the entrance ramp.) Manning: What are they stopping for? Knight: They want everyone to check out their loony outfits obviously! Manning: I don't know... (Ritter waves his arms around and then points to the curtains. His brother Fred, dressed in a dark red pimp outfit, and Fred's three legged dog Spunky, wearing a Ruby studded eye patch and a little shirt that says "My Skills are tighter than your little sister".) Manning: It's Josh's brother Fred and Fred's dog SPUNKY! Knight: Is Pablo going to bring Pikachu out? Manning: What? Pikachu isn't real Sammy! Knight: What? Are...are you sure? (Manning rolls his eyes.) Knight: HEY!...Pipe Smoker... Manning: HEY! (Pablo begins to hop around like a rabbit.) Manning: What the hell is that freak doing? Knight: He's a rabbit! Can't you see! ("Girl From Ipanema" begins to play and the crowd pops when Stephanie walks out dressed like a bag of sugar that says "Pablo's Sweet And Sugar". She has on elbow pads, knee pads, wrist bands and has blue leggings on w/ pink boots.) Leviathon: From Huntsville, TX! Standing at 5 feet 7 inches, weighing in at 120 pounds, here is...STEPHANIEEEE!!! (Stephanie takes Pablo's arm and they begin to walk down to the ring arm in arm. Josh Ritter and Fred and Spunky half walk, half dance, down the ring winking at women along the way.) Manning: Ok, I get it! Josh is a pimp and Pablo and Stephanie have gone insane! Knight: No! Pablo is Stephanie's Honey Bunny! Stephanie is Pablo's Sweet And Sugar! Don't you ever watch their flashes? Manning: Am I the only one who sees how ridiculous this is? ("Empire" by Queensryche begins to play and crowd gives off major heel heat.) Knight: Don't Cross The Boss! Manning: Be quiet Sammy! (Jose Garces comes out. He's wearing long blue wrestling tights. He stands on the entrance ramp with a microphone in his hand and the Purple Nurple by his side. He motions for the music to stop.) Garces: "Purple Nurple, you are indeed a loyal servant, but I have a more important task for you tonight than participating in this match. You will stand at ringside, and after the match, you and my other henchman... er, henchwoman... er, henchthing, Big Momma Bear, will haul Matt Cole and his team of defeated wretches to your porn-filled dungeon, where you will twist their nipples for forty days and forty nights!" (The crowd boos, while Purple Nurple grins with hideous delight.) Garces: "However, I hear that Rosco Riggins plans on making an appearance in this match, so my team needs a new fifth man. So, without any further delay, let me introduce to you my team's newest member! Al Perez, you will surely regret stealing the International Title from this man several months back--" Manning: "WHAT?!?" Knight: "Is he talking about--" Garces: "...because now he's here to seek revenge! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you, the first WWA Champion, and the Mystery Man from War of the Words... `THE VAGABOND' HAPLO!" (An instrumental version of "Fuel" by Metallica begins to play over the P.A. to a big pop.) Leviathan: "And his opponent... from Thessoloniki, Greece... at 6'9" and 301 pounds... here is `THE VAGABOND' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Out steps the former WWA World Champion Haplo. He has long brown hair that extends to his back. A fairly handsome young man, he has a strong chin and bright blue eyes. He has tattoos of barbed wire wrapping both of his arms. He is a tanned caucasion man, and is clean shaven. He is wearing a gothic type white shirt and a brown tunic and a pair of pure black full legged wrestling tights, with the word "Vagabond" running down them.) Manning: This crowd has gone CRAZY! Haplo has returned here to the WWA! Knight: BUT...he's on Jose Garces side! Manning: Oh Yeah! That's right! Knight: You treat everything like a Nancy Drew novel! Manning: Anways, all of the matches competitors are outside the ring and now referee Austin Cooper is pulling out a coin and the coin toss will begin. Knight: Told you that stinking Candian wouldn't show up! Manning: Stop it, Garces calls heads, Cooper flips the coin and...the coin lands on heads! Knight: Chalk one up for Team Garces! Manning: I wonder who will go first, Lisa Monroe... Knight: From Team Perverts! Manning: Uh..Monroe wants to get in the ring, and..Stephanie is flexing her arms and saying she's going to beat Monroe's ass! Knight: Stephanie's telling the others she's going in first! Manning: Pablo is trying to talk her out of it but Stephanie is reassuring him, she said something about "You trained me, I'll be fine" Knight: Speaking of fine, what is with that bag of sugar outfit? You can't see any of Stephanie's goodies! Manning: Stephanie has climbed through the steel cage door and into the ring!! Pablo has his hands on his head. Stephanie is jumping on the ropes, she's ready to go! Knight: But who's going in for Team Perverts! Manning: IT'S SAXON!!! Saxon has just rushed into the ring and this crowd has gone crazy!! Knight: STEPHANIE!!!! RUN OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!!! Manning: Stephanie seems to have figured out something is wrong! She turns around and she jumps in startlement as she sees Saxon standing across from her! Pablo is trying to climb the cage!! Knight: The others are holding him back! Manning: Oh No! Is Saxon going to...(Gulp) Hit Stephanie? Knight: He can't hit Stephanie! She's too sweet!! Manning: Saxon is staring at Stephanie and..the Bell has rung to begin the match! This crowd is on their feet! Knight: Oh No! Pablo better kiss his Sweet And Sugar Good Bye! Manning: Saxon is reaching into his pocket! What is he doing? Knight: That Bastard! They are perverts! Manning: He's pulling something out, it's...A MICROPHONE! Knight: Huh? Manning: Saxon has a microphone, I wonder what for? (Saxon puts the microphone up to his mouth as he licks his lips looking at Stephanie.) Saxon: You're a fine piece of work if I do say so myself Stephanie. (Stephanie looks appauled as she slaps Saxon across the face, you can hear her say "Watch your mouth!" even without the microphone. Saxon laughs and grabs Stephanie by the hair.) Saxon: Listen you stupid bitch. You don't ever slap me again or I will have to do something I don't wanna do. Stephanie: What you gonna do? Cry?! (The crowd laughs at this as Saxon looks around.) Saxon: Me?! Cry?! (Saxon begins to laugh hysterically. He puts the microphone back to his lips.) Saxon: I don't cry. You see this right here Stephanie? (Saxon is pointing to a very large scar on the side of his torso. Stephanie nods in agreement.) Saxon: I didn't get this from an operation no, no, no. I got this from a broken beer bottle! That's right! This is a stabwound! I'm a hardcore mother(beep)er!!! And don't you forget it!! (Stephanie grabs the mic from Saxon's hand.) Stephanie: Oh yeah?! You think that's something? Look at this. You see this on the side of my face? (Saxon looks and doesn't see anything.) Saxon: I don't see anything. Stephanie: 'Cause you're blind to reality! I was licked too hard on the face by a puppy one time! This is a war scar Buster! How you like them apples? Huh? Huh? (Stephanie begins to buck up to Saxon but Saxon puts his hand on her neck and squeezes hard making Stephanie stop what she is doing.) Saxon: Your mockery of the most hardcore mother(beep)er in the WWA is not funny Stephanie. This isn't stuff to make fun of. You see this right here. (Saxon turns around and points across his back to a very large scar that covers his whole shoulderblade area. Stephanie nods.) Saxon: That was my initiation into my gang, which I later went on to lead by the way. You don't become a leader of a gang for crying, you become it by being the most hardcore mother(beep)er out there!!! WOOOOO!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!! Stephanie: Well, I'm in a little gang too. Check it out. (Stephanie takes off her left wrestling boot and sock and shows Saxon a broken toenail.) Stephanie: I'm in the broken toenails anonymous club. How about that?! Beat that "hardcore man." Saxon: Oh, believe me, I will. (Saxon raises up his wrestling tights and shows Stephanie a HUGE scar running all the way around his thigh. He pulls his pant leg back down.) Saxon: I didn't get a Charlie horse. No, no, Stephanie. My leg was bitten off by a SHARK!!! Do you see me bitch?! How about that? My leg is fake for God's sake, but I still wrestle. 'Cause I'm a hardcore mother(beep)er!!! Stephanie: Oh yeah? Well, eat this hardcore man! (Stephanie pokes Saxon in the eye and Saxon goes down and you can hear many obscenities being uttered under his breath. Stephanie walks around to his backside and kicks him in the rearend sending him head first into one side of the cage, Saxon hits and falls down covering his eyes with one hand and grabbins his head with the other. Fans out in the crowd are laughing.) Manning: God, even Stephanie is an idiot. I thought she was a nice young woman too. I guess those damn "Untouchables" rubbed off on her. Knight: I love her. Manning: You love everything Sammy. You idiot. (Saxon is getting to his feet now and shaking off the effects of the DREADED eye poke. He sees Stephanie and runs towards her.) Manning: Saxon running at Stephanie with what looks to be a clothesline. Knight: DUCK STEPHANIE!!! (Stephanie ducks Saxon's clothesline.) Knight: *whew* That was a close one. Manning: Oh wait. Saxon grabbing Stephanie and wrapping her arm around his head. He's trying to throw her over with a back suplex but Stephanie rolls over in the move and lands on her feet. Saxon looks frustrated. Knight: Man, Pablo must be a good teacher. Manning: No, Stephanie is just cheating and getting lucky. Knight: You're just mad because the "hardcore mother(beep)er" is getting dealt with. Manning: Whatever, Saxon turning around and Stephanie looks scared. She runs away from Saxon and ducks under the bottom ropes and goes into the other ring. She's climbing up the turnbuckle now. Saxon grabbing her foot. Knight: She's kicking him though. Kicking him right in the face. How you like them apples Saxon? Huh?! Huh!? Manning: Calm down Sammy. Stephanie pushes Saxon to the ground and she's climbing up the cage now. What is she doing? This cage has a top on it. (Stephanie grabs onto the top of the cage and lies down stomach first clutching tightly to the top of the cage. Saxon is jumping up and trying to bring her down but can't get a good hold because of her outfit.) Knight: Yes! She got away from the big meanie! Manning: You sound just as lame as they do when they talk to each other. Knight: Who is "they"? Manning: Pablo and Stephanie, Idiot. Saxon looks frustrated but now he's going to climb the turnbuckle. (DING DING!!!! goes the bell.) Knight: Well, the bell just rung. Manning: Riiiiigggghhhhttt. The referees are opening up the door for the side of Team Garces now, and Josh Ritter one half of the Untouchables runs in the ring. He dumps off his glasses, hat and overcoat and is now just wearing light blue wrestling boots, with matching pants and a ruffled light blue shirt. He's pulling Saxon off the top rope now! (Saxon falls down crotch first on the top rope. Josh goes up to the top.) Knight: Ritter's going for a superplex it seems like. Manning: Indeed, Ritter standing up on the top rope with Saxon's head under his arm. He looks up and sees the cage up top. Looks as though he's deciding on something else. Knight: Ritter picking Saxon up and he throws him off the top rope chest first onto the mat! Oh my god! Manning: Ritter staying up top and helping Stephanie down. He's telling her to go to the other ring and let them fight it out. Stephanie is listening. Knight: Ritter jumping off the top rope now with a legdrop looking to be aimed for Saxon but the Hardcore Icon moves out of the way!!! (Ritter falls to the ground grabbing his leg as Saxon gets up. He picks Ritter up by the hair.) Manning: Saxon throwing Ritter against the ropes now, he rushes him and knocks him over with a clothesline sending him in the middle of the two rings! Knight: Team Garces might be in trouble now. Saxon picking Josh up trying to lift him up for a press slam it looks like. (Stephanie creeps up and punches Saxon in the stomach as he drops Josh and Ritter lands on his feet.) Manning: Good thing for Josh that Stephanie is there to give her minimal support. Ritter clotheslines Saxon in the back of the head now. Ritter picks Saxon up fast and throws him into the other ring. Knight: Ritter picking Saxon up and throwing him into the ropes and taking him down with a headscissors takedown to the ground. Manning: Ritter stops for a moment, he's looking around, waiting for a reaction from the crowd! Knight: Well, he may have to wait a while for that. Manning: Ritter points to the crowd and...HE'S DOING THE ROBOT! Knight: Don't dance man! Beat the Hardcore Icon down! Manning: Ritter is doing the robot, Saxon is getting to his feet. Saxon seems appauled at this display, Saxon grabs Ritter by the hair from behind but Ritter spins around, knocks Saxon's arm off of his hair with a robot dance move, punches Saxon in the stomach, and DDT! Ritter nails Saxon with the DDT! Knight: Yes Rich, now make fun of the Robot! It saved Ritter's hide! Manning: Ritter back up to his feet and....he's again doing the Robot! This is pointless! Knight: No, Ritter is showing us Robot Kung-Fu Rich! Manning: What?! Saxon getting to his feet, Ritter is..MOONWALKING, to Saxon! Ritter spins around and chops Saxon over the head with a "Robot" chop! Knight: See! Manning: Saxon staggers, Ritter doing the robot, does some funky stuff with his arms then kicks Saxon in the stomach! Ritter leaps to the second turnbuckle, does some more robot dance moves and now goes for a leg drop on Saxon who's bent over holding his stomach and he nails Saxon! Ritter rolls to his feet and does some more of the Robot and now he points to the crowd! Knight: And what is the crowd doing Rich? Manning: They're...They're responding OK? The crowd liked the display of the Robot! Knight: You are such a Pipe Smoker Rich! Manning: HEY! Ritter grabs the microphone, What is this about? Josh Ritter: Yo, WAAAAAAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP?! (Slight pop from Crowd) Josh Ritter: Let me tell you guys, Yoda made me a pimp! I'm a Jedi Pimp Daddy! YODA MADE ME A PIMP!!! Manning: This is insane! Knight: Uh Oh! Manning: Saxon gets to his feet, he charges and flattens Ritter with a clothesline from behind! Saxon picks up the microphone and stomps at Ritter's head. Saxon: Yoda made you a pimp huh? (Saxon stomps on Ritter's back.) Saxon: Then I'm gonna' make you MY BIOTCH!!! Manning: WOAH! Saxon stomping away on Ritter, Stephanie is climbing the turnbuckles though! Knight: No! Stephanie! You'll break your neck up there! Manning: Stephanie is on the top turnbuckle! Stephanie off the top rope with a flying double ax handle to the back of Saxon! Saxon stumbles off his feet! Stephanie is jumping up and down yelling "I did it! I did it!" Knight: Stephanie! Run For Your Life!! Manning: Saxon to his feet he grabs Stephanie by the hair from behind! On the outside Pablo is trying to get into the ring again! His team is holding him back! Saxon's going to hit Stephanie! He's going to do it! DO IT! Knight: RICH! YOU WANT SAXON TO HIT STEPHANIE?! Manning: She Deserves it! Saxon motioning he's going to hit Stephanie, this crowd is on their feet, but Ritter from behind, Low Blows Saxon and Saxon falls to the ground holding his crotch! Knight: Thank God for Josh Ritter! And shame on you Rich! Manning: Ritter stomping away on Saxon and Look! That SHE DEVIL STEPHANIE! She's stomping away on Saxon too! Knight: Saxon deserves it! (Bell Rings) Knight: What? Manning: It's the bell signaling for one of Team... Knight:Team Perverts! Manning: To get in the ring, It's AL PEREZ!!! Al Perez is charging into the ring and tackles Josh Ritter and is punching away!! Knight: Oh No! Watch out Josh! He may have ticks from all those monkeys he abuses! Manning: Perez has never abused any monkeys, that's a slander that The Untoucahbles started! Perez beating on Ritter, Stephanie, SHE'S GRABBING PEREZ BY HIS HAIR! Perez PUSHES HER TO THE CANVAS! YEAH! Knight: "YEAH"?! What the Hell has happened to you Rich? Manning: Saxon is getting to his feet, Perez pulls Ritter to his feet, Perez motions to Saxon, now Perez whips Ritter to Saxon and Saxon flattens Ritter with a vicious Clothesline! Perez climbs to the second turnbuckle, Saxon picks up Ritter, picks him up, OH, inverted atomic drop! Ritter staggers backwards towards Perez, Perez off the second turnbuckle with a bulldog! Knight: That must be the best move the Latin Loser has ever hit! Manning: Stop it Sammy! Saxon is pointing at Stephanie! This crowd is on their feet! Maybe now they'll give that She-Devil what's coming to her! Knight: RICH! What the (BEEP) has gotten into you?! Manning: Al Perez nods his head to Saxon and they're going after Stephanie! Pablo O'Connor is again leaping at the door but everyone is holding him back! You think Pablo would have gotten a clue by now! Knight: Rich, haven't you ever been in love? Don't you know about the power of love? Manning: This isn't a Celine Dion song Sammy this... Knight: Huey Lewis And The News Rich! Remember "Back To The Future"? Manning: Stephanie is climbing over the ropes and going to the next ring over trying to escape from Perez and Saxon who are slowly stalking Stephanie! Pablo's running over outside the cage by where Josh Ritter is! He's begging Ritter to get up! Knight: Oh No! Those perverts Perez and Saxon have Stephanie cornered! Manning: Look at the grins on Perez and Saxon's faces! They're gonna pop her one, right in the mouth! Knight: For God's Sake Rich! What's happening to you?! You're becoming cold hearted like...LIKE ME!!! Manning: SHE DESERVES IT!! HIT HER!!! HIT HER!!! Knight: Wait a minute, Ritter! Ritter's coming to his feet! Manning: Ritter's on his feet, he sees Perez and Saxon talking trying to figure out what to do w/ Stephanie. Ritter charges towards the ropes, he jumps on the top rope and jumps into the next ring over and tackles Al Perez!! But Saxon stomps on Ritter's head before Ritter can mount an offense! Knight: Thank God for Josh Ritter! Manning: Stephanie runs while Perez and Saxon are distracted, she climbs over the ropes and goes back into the other ring. Meanwhile Saxon grabs Ritter by the hair and gets him to his feet, Saxon motions to Perez who climbs to the top turnbuckle, what are they going to do here? Saxon puts a front face lock on Ritter, Swinging Neckbreaker! Perez off the top turnbuckle with an elbow drop! Knight: Ritter saves Stephanie's hide and he gets beaten down for his troubles. Manning: Perez getting Ritter to his feet, Saxon's going under the ring for something, Ritter fires a right hand in Perez's stomach, but Perez gives Ritter a knee to the stomach and OH! Perez hit Ritter with a DDT! Saxon's coming out from under the ring and he has a chair with him! Knight: Let me guess Rich, sigh, the Hardcore Icon is going to get hardcore on us, right? Manning: He sure is, Perez yanks Ritter to his feet and whips him to Saxon who levels Ritter with a vicious chair shot! Knight: What a sports man this Saxon is. I bet he's got Canadian in him somewhere. Manning: Saxon stomps on Ritter's head, Perez tells Saxon to get Ritter up. Saxon drags Ritter to his feet and then he throws the chair to Perez. Latin Lightning Al Perez nods his head to Saxon, Saxon whips Ritter to Perez, But Ritter reverses sends Saxon towards Perez, Perez hands off the chair to Saxon and Saxon spins around and OH! Again he floors Ritter with a vicious chair shot! Knight: Oh! That bell better ring soon! Manning: Saxon's licking his lips, HE'S POINTING AT STEPHANIE AGAIN! Knight: This Saxon is a pervert, and I know! Manning: How do you know? Knight: Did you not hear that DJ Kwanza Sexy song that... Manning: Let's not get into the DJ Kwanza thing, Saxon hits Ritter over the head with the chair again for good measure. Perez is making a fist and showing it to the crowd and now he's pointing at Stephanie! Finally, someone is going to hit her! Knight: Rich! This isn't like you? This is....scary! Manning: Saxon and Perez are climbing over the ropes to the other ring. Stephanie's looking all around her, she's screaming for Help! HAHAHAHA! Knight: Rich....What's...what's wrong with you? What has happened? I...I don't know you anymore....I... Manning: Saxon grabs Stephanie by her hair and he's laughing and so is Perez! They're going to hit her! They're going to do it, They're... Knight: Please Someone Save Her! SOMEONE! Manning: There will be no saving now! They're gonna hit her, DO IT! DO IT! DO... (The bell rings and Pablo throws the door open and leaps in) Knight: IT'S HONEY BUNNY!!!! Manning: O'Connor is in, Perez comes at him Pablo Drop kicks Perez's knee! Perez is down! Saxon charges at O'Connor with a double ax handle, But Pablo shoves his shoulder in Saxon's stomach, Pablo to his feet grabs Saxon by his head and DDT! O'Connor with the DDT on Saxon, Pablo goes over to Stephanie and THEY KISS!! Knight: (sniffing) Love, Love will find a way!!! Manning: Perez gets to his feet, Pablo charges and drop kicks Perez's legs out from under him again! Saxon gets to his feet, Stephanie picks up Saxon's chair throws it to Pablo, OH! O'Connor hit Saxon over the head with that chair so hard it bent! Pablo telling Stephanie to go check on Josh Ritter. Knight: It's time for the Untouchables! Come one Eliot Ness, come on Sean Connery, Come on Kevin Costner, Come on Untouchables! Manning: Stop it Sammy, Perez getting to his feet, holding his knee, Pablo sets up the chair, what's he going to do here? Knight: I don't know! He's an idiot! Manning: Are you cheering for them or not? Pablo runs off the rope, jumps on the chair, leaps off of the chair and drops a leg drop over the back of Perez's head as Perez was bent over holding his knee! Knight: Sabu O'Connor! Sabu O'Connor! Manning: Pablo a lot more aggressive here than usual... Knight: Mess with his woman, see what happens?! Wonder what he'll do when he sees the tape and hears you say "Hit Her Hit Her". Manning: I...uh.. Knight: Call the match.....Pipe Smoker! Manning: (gulp) Saxon getting to his feet, Pablo grabs the chair and throws it at Saxon but Saxon catches it, but Pablo charges in and drop kicks the chair which was by Saxon's face! Saxon's down and rolling on the canvas, and..Ritter is getting to his feet! Knight: The Untouchables are going to kick some loser ass! Manning: Can losers beat up losers? Knight: Can you be ever more of a pipe smoker than you are right now? Manning: HEY! Pablo yanks Perez to his feet, Ritter climbs over the ropes to the ring that Pablo is in, Pablo motions to him, Ritter nods, Pablo whips Perez to Ritter, Ritter catches Perez and Over The Head Release Suplex!! Perez landed hard on his neck! Knight: I bet the Latin Lightning is feeling some lightning bolts down his spine from that! Manning: Ritter yanks up Saxon and puts Saxon over his knee! What's going on? O'Connor climbs to the second turnbuckle and... Knight: DEMOLITION ELBOW DROP!!! Manning: These idiots have used 80's wonder tag team Demolition's finisher on Saxon. Ritter points to Perez and is telling Pablo something, Pablo calls to Stephanie, Stephanie's unzipping the side of her outfit! Knight: Get The Cameras Ready!! Manning: She's pulling out a bottle of Cherry Cola! Knight: Oh! Manning: She tosses the bottle to Pablo. O'Connor unscrews the top and starts to drink! This is not the time to drink Cherry Cola! Knight: Who says he's drinking? Manning: Perez gets up groggily to his feet, Pablo runs up to Perez and..OH! He spit the Cherry Cola in Al Perez's eyes! Perez is stumbling around blindly and walks right into Ritter who nails Perez with a DDT! Knight: See? He wasn't drinking Rich! Manning: Josh and Pablo high five! Stephanie is in the ring with them now, she walks over to Saxon and SHE KICKED HIM! RIGHT SQUARE IN THE FACE! Knight: Did you not see the pervert targeting her for his abuses? Manning: I can't wait 'til Lisa Monroe comes in here and beats Stephanie like Ike Turner beat... Knight: RICH! My GOD! I don't know what is into you but it has to STOP! Manning: Ritter yanks up Saxon and whips him into a corner! Now Ritter grabs Pablo and whips him towards Saxon, Pablo does a courtwheel OH! He nails Saxon in the corner with the Muta courtwheel elbow smash! Knight: They aren't through Rich... Manning: Pablo rolls out of the way, Ritter comes charging and...STINGER SPLASH! Knight: No Rich, RITTER SPLASH!! Manning: O'Connor leaps over the ropes to the ring apron and now jumps on the top turnbuckle and..BULLDOG on Saxon! Knight: Didn't Perez do this to Ritter earlier? Manning: Ritter picks up Perez and motions to O'Connor. Pablo runs over and him and Ritter set up Latin Lightning for.. a double russian leg sweep! Ritter and Pablo jump to their feet at the same time, Ritter picks up Pablo and throws him straight up in the air and Pablo crashes down on Perez with a vicious knee drop right in Perez's chest! What impact!! Knight: The Untouchables showing us what double teaming is about Rich! Manning: Stephanie motions to Pablo about something, Pablo drags Perez to the corner, what's going on? Stephanie charging at Perez, BRONCO BUSTER!! Knight: Lucky Al! Manning: Stephanie hitting Perez with the bronco buster and... (The bell rings) Manning: OH! It's time for someone else to come in and it's going to be..LISA MONROE!!! This crowd leaps to it's feet! Lisa jumps through the door into the ring and she points at Stephanie! Stephanie is saying "Bring it on!" Monroe and Stephanie charge at each other and... Knight: CAT FIGHT!!! CAT FIGHT!!! Manning: Monroe and Stephanie are rolling around grabbing each other's hair! Pablo and Josh look at each other with shocked looks on their faces! Knight: Let's see some clothes come off!! Manning: Monroe and Stephanie to their feet and OH!! MONROE SLAPPED THE TASTE OUT OF STEPHANIE'S MOUTH!!!! YES!!! Knight: NO!! That poor girl! Manning: Stephanie is holding her face and..she's getting angry!! Monroe is telling her to bring it on! Stephanie's anger is exploding! Stephanie kicks Monroe in the stomach and she's sticking Monroe's head between her legs!! Knight: WOAH!!! VCR RECORD! RECORD!! Manning: What's Stpehanie doing..She's picking Monroe up...POWERBOMB!!! STEPHANIE POWERBOMBED LISA MONROE AND THIS CROWD HAS GONE CRAZY!! Knight: I told you Pablo trained her well!! Manning: Stephanie is stomping away and Lisa Monroe and now..SHE SPIT ON HER!! STEPHANIE SPIT ON LISA MONROE! Knight: WOW! Manning: Stephanie grabs the microphone and walks back over to Lisa Monroe! Stephanie: Who's the most popular girl in school now? Huh? BIOTCH!! Knight: WOAH!!! Manning: Stephanie's flexing his arms and Pablo's pointing to Stephanie and nodding his head! Ritter is clapping his hands! Knight: Lisa Monroe is getting up now. Holy (beep)!!! She looks like a (beep)ing she-devil or something! (Lisa Monroe rises up with a very fiery look on her face as her hair is unkept now and her makeup and such are not properly fixed. She charges at Stephanie and jumps on her shoulders.) Manning: Lisa Monroe ontop of the shoulders of Stephanie now. She spins around and has her legs wrapped around Steph's neck and throws Stephanie over with a hurricanrana! Knight: That was an awesome display there! Get up Steph! Get up Steph! Manning: Shut the (beep) up Sammy! Come on Lisa! Come on LIIIIISSAAAAA!!!! (Lisa Monroe gets to her feet and begins to work over on Stephanie again. Ritter and O'Connor go back over to Saxon.) Knight: It's time for some more teamwork by the UNTOUCHABLES!!!!!! Manning: No, no, it's not. Perez is to his feet as is Saxon now it's a fair game! HAHAHAHAA!!! Knight: Calm the (beep) down Rich! You're making a fool of yourself! Manning: Im, im sorry. I don't know what has come over me lately. Al Perez kicks O'Connor in his stomach and turns him around, he's picking him up for a side suplex and Saxon bounces off the ropes and drops O'Connor with a neckbreaker! Knight: Saxon now has Ritter up in a powerbomb. Get down Josh! Get down! Manning: No luck there. Perez to the top rope, Saxon turning around to where Ritter is facing the turnbuckle and he isn't and Perez jumps off with a dropkick right to the chest but Saxon falls down with him and throws him down hard with a sitdown powerbomb! What an awesome display of teamwork by these two! Knight: Lisa Monroe is slapping Stephanie in the face folks and telling her that she will never be popular. Stephanie looks to be getting very mad now. Manning: Monroe lifting Stephanie to her feet now as the men watch on. Monroe whipping Stephanie into the ropes now and Lisa bouncing off the other side and she jumps in the air for a cross body block- Knight: BUT- Stephanie catches her and throws her over with a powerslam! Score one for Team Garces! (beep) you RICH! Manning: Shutup Sammy! O'Connor is groggy getting up to his feet in the other ring as Saxon and Perez still have their back turned and looking to be going over to the other ring to work one over on Stephanie! Get that BITCH!!! Knight: How dare you Rich! Pablo hurry! HURRY!! (Pablo helps Josh to his feet and points out the two approaching Stephanie. Josh whispers something and Pablo nods.) Manning: Ritter and O'Connor conversating and bouncing off the ropes, they run and spring on the top rope and jump off the top rope of ring two over the ropes of ring one and land on Perez and Saxon...respectively. Dammit! Knight: Ritter and O'Connor order Stephanie to go to the other ring and now they are going after Lisa Monroe! Get her! She deserves it hitting everyone's favorite lovable girl! Manning: How can these two hit a woman? It's so....wrong. Knight: Just a minute ago you wanted Stephanie to be killed by Perez and Saxon so how do you explain that? Manning: Umm...Just because. Ritter grabs Lisa Monroe by the hair folks and throws her against the ropes he picks her up in a stun gun position and Pablo grabs her head and they drive her down with a Dudley Death Drop! 3-D ON LISA MONROE!! How inhuman by these two....LOSERS!! Knight: That kicked so much ass!! Lisa is on the ground now as Ritter and O'Connor celebrate and throw up three fingers! Stephanie is jumping up and down in the ring. Manning: Perez coming to his feet now and hits Ritter with a dropkick sending him back first into the ropes and as he comes back Al gives him a drop toe-hold. O'Connor rushing Perez and he throws him over with a fireman's carry drop. Knight: Oh no. Now Saxon is getting up too. (Perez and Saxon go over to check on Lisa Monroe when suddenly DING DING!!!) Manning: The door to cage one is opened and HAPLO comes in! Haplo is coming in for Team Garces! The former world champion is in the ring! Knight: Haplo walking slowly over to Perez who jumps up and begins to club him in the face, Haplo picking him up with a press slam and he throws Al Perez out of ring number one and into ring number two! Manning: What power by the big man! Although I don't agree with him aligning himself with Garces Haplo is a great competitor. He's grabbing Saxon now, and picks him up HIGH in the air and throws him down hard across his knee with a backbreaker! (Ritter and O'Connor point to Lisa Monroe but Haplo shakes his head no and drags Saxon into the other ring.) Knight: Well, Haplo doesn't want to hit Lisa Monroe but he doesn't mind beating Saxon down. Manning: Ritter and O'Connor not arguing with Haplo about this and O'Connor throws Saxon down with a gutbreaker and lies him stomach first onto the mat. What are they doing? (The four team members of Garces begin to talk amongst themselves. Stephanie stands back and the three men shake their heads in agreement.) Knight: Pablo grabs Saxon and gets him in a camel clutch! YES! GET THIS MATCH OVER WITH! Manning: You cheering for submission wrestling Sammy? Besides idiot all members of each team have to be in the ring for someone to give up. Ritter grabbing Saxon and locking him in a boston crab as Pablo wrenches back with the camel clutch. They have him bent both ways now folks! Stephanie bouncing off the ropes and she jumps high in the air and lands in a senton backsplash on the exposed middle back of Saxon! Oh my god! Saxon is actually screaming! Knight: And they're not done yet. Haplo running off the opposite side ropes and onto the other and he jumps in the air and nails him with a double dropkick to the face of Saxon! OH MY GOD! (Ritter and O'Connor let go of the submissions and Saxon is left bleeding from his nose, lip, and forehead as the four members go over to the other ring, suddenly Ritter and O'Connor stop.) Manning: What the hell are they doing? Knight: Don't ask me. Just watch. Manning: Ritter taps O'Connor on the shoulder and falls onto the ground and is....BREAKDANCING!!! What the (beep) does this have to do with anything? Knight: Who cares? This is cool. Everyone seems to be enjoying it. (The fans begin to clap in unison with O'Connor, Stephanie.) Manning: Well, atleast there's one sane person here. Haplo is just shaking his head and standing in the corner. Ritter gets up now and gives O'Connor a hi-five. They point to Stephanie and then to Haplo. What are they doing? Haplo is saying "No, no, no" and The Untouchables and saying "Yes, yes, yes." Knight: I thought that was a Destiny's Child song. Oh well, just another copyright infringment. Manning: Oh my god! O'Connor grabbing onto Stephanie's hips and Ritter grabs on O'Connor's hips and no, no, no. Ritter encouraging Haplo, Haplo is rolling his eyes now. NOOOO!!! Haplo grabs onto Ritter's hips and they are doing a salsa line! Oh my god! Oh the humanity! (Sammy is on his feet with the fans clapping along as the four walk around the ring doing a cha-cha type step every once in a while. Everyone is smiling and having a good time.) Knight: Saxon is getting to his feet in the other ring and Lisa Monroe and Perez seem to be coming to. Manning: Good, but it looks as though Team Garces isn't paying attention. "El Jefe" our president is on the outside shaking his head at this display and trying to scream to them to get back to wrestling. Saxon is bleeding all over his face and looks to be about 0.4 on the Muta scale at the moment folks. Knight: Muta scale? Manning: Don't worry. Just shutup and look stupid. Saxon climbing through the ropes and sneaking behind the group. (Saxon drops down on all fours.) Knight: What is he doing? Trying to make an impression of a dog or something? Manning: Maybe he thinks he's Rick Steiner after all the bloodloss. Who knows? Saxon is running through the "train" of Team Garces and hits Haplo, Ritter, and O'Connor in the crotch making them all stoop over. Stephanie is still doing the "cha-cha" by herself but Saxon picks her up on his shoulders and falls back hard with a slam! Knight: But he isn't gonna be doing that for long. (Saxon stays on the ground with Stephanie from exhaustion. Perez and Lisa Monroe begin to double team Haplo.) Manning: Al is directing traffic here and he tells Lisa what to do, OH! She gives Haplo a big low blow sending him slouching over even more! (A big "Owwww" groan from the males in the crowd is heard.) Knight: Perez drives Haplo's head into the ground with a ddt. Neutralizing him for the time being. But he still has TWO more Untouchables to deal with! Manning: Perez grabs O'Connor by the neck and picks him up and drops him hard with a brainbuster, he's now going over to Josh Ritter. (Ritter meets Perez and knocks him down with a gutshot and a double axhandle.) Knight: Well, atleast one of them got away from Perez. Ritter is going after Lisa Monroe once again. (DING DING! Matt Cole RUSHES in the ring and meets Josh Ritter in ring number one and they trade lefts and rights.) Manning: Ritter swinging at Cole now but Cole ducks and spins Josh around and raises his arm over his head, and he gives Josh the HEART PUNCH! (Ritter crumples down on the ground holding his chest and gasping for air as Matt Cole checks on Lisa Monroe and tells her to go help Saxon up.) Knight: Oh no. I hope Josh is okay. Manning: You weren't saying that when Saxon was hurt so shutup Sammy. If he's hurt he deserves it. Matt Cole picking O'Connor up now folks. He kicks O'Connor in the stomach and places his head underneath his legs and raises one fist in the air. (Haplo begins to get to his feet.) Knight: Haplo up groggily but sees Cole and he jumps at him and knocks him down with a clubbing clothesline to the side of the head. O'Connor falling over to the ground burt Haplo screaming at him to get up. (Haplo picks Cole up and kicks him hard in the stomach over and over and over again.) Manning: Pablo coming over to help Haplo. The big man picks Cole up in a vertical suplex as O'Connor begins to scurry up to the top rope. Haplo falling back now and Pablo jumps off with a cross body block sending Cole down with the force of both men! Oh no! (Saxon is helped to his feet by Lisa Monroe as "Latin Lightning" begins to get to his feet.) |
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Knight: Saxon pairing off with O'Connor and Perez pairing off with Haplo. Manning: Saxon grabs O'Connor by the hair and throws him hard into the ropes, he's following him over there and connects with a knee right to the midsection sending Pablo slouching over. O'Connor is picked up by Saxon again and the Hardcore one as he likes to be called begins beating and rubbing O'Connor's head across the cage. He wants him to bleed just like he is! Knight: Well, that ain't happening. Because he's "Up All Night." Manning: Whatever, Perez and Haplo are locking up like a regular match and Haplo grabs Perez in a side headlock, Perez throws Haplo against the ropes and as Haplo comes back he gives him a dropkick sending him back against the ropes. (Haplo is stunned a little as Lisa Monroe runs over and grabs his arms and locks him up in the ropes.) Knight: They're cheating!! They're cheating!!! Manning: Oh be quiet Sammy. Haplo tied up to the ropes now as Perez grabs the chair from ring number two and brings it into ring number one. He spits on the chair and nails Haplo hard in the head with an unbelivable shot! The chair is bent in half! (Haplo slouches over a little breathing in quick, decisive breaths as a trickle of blood comes from a small laceration in his head.) Knight: Now we have two people busted open. Perez points to Stephanie and Lisa going over to work on Stephanie now. (Saxon has O'Connor busted open now finally from raking his head against the cage. Pablo has a fairly large gash on his head and Saxon begins to put Pablo's head on the top rope and rub the wound alongside it.) Manning: Perez untying Haplo now, the big man falls over on his knees with blood dripping down his face. Perez lies the chair down in front of the former World Champion. Al off the ropes and he delivers a Rocker Dropper onto Haplo's head sending him into the chair face first! (Ritter begins to stir to his feet and sees his teammates in trouble.) Knight: Saxon picking Pablo up now in a vertical suplex. (Saxon shows off his strength by holding him up there for a little while.) Manning: Saxon now throws O'Connor down stomach first onto the top rope. He's calling for Al now. (He points to O'Connor and points to the top rope and Al nods his head in agreement.) Knight: What is "Latin Pedophilic Monkey Raper" doing now? Manning: He is not that. Perez running across the ring and he springs off the turnbuckle and jumps off landing legs first onto the top rope, springing himself off with a moonsault type move and knocking Pablo in the back of the head and sending him tumbling in the ring. (Lisa Monroe is ramming Stephanie's head into the mat over and over again as Ritter wipes sweat off his brow and grabs her.) Knight: Yes! Get rid of her! Manning: Well, he looks to be listening. Ritter throws Monroe by her hair over the top rope and into the other ring! Oh my god! That's inhumane! He's going over to Stephanie now and checking on her as Perez and Saxon see this. (Perez bounces off the ropes and runs at Josh as Stephanie gets to her feet.) Knight: He's running at him but Josh ducks and throws him over the top rope and into the middle of the rings with a back body drop. (Matt Cole gets to his feet and sees Ritter.) Manning: Cole up to his feet now and he gives a VICIOUS clothesline to the neck of Josh sending him over the top rope. (He walks over to where Pablo lies.) Knight: Cole picking Pablo up now folks. He picks Pablo up with a gorilla press and throws him over to Stephanie who tries to catch Pablo but they both roll over and onto the mat! Manning: Haplo getting to his feet now as Cole notices this. He nods to Saxon and the two begin to circle the big man. Saxon jumps at Haplo which gets him to turn his attention and Cole kicks him hard in the back of the head with a big boot! Knight: Saxon drops the leg on the back of the head of Haplo as now Team Perverts is dominating. (Sammy begins to sob and whine a little when DING DING!!) Manning: Oh! It's President Garces' turn now! (The fans give a HUGE heel pop as Garces walks slowly into the ring.) Knight: Saxon running at Jose and he is nailed with a superkick to the face! Manning: Matt Cole walking slowly over to Garces but Jose jumps off the middle rope and knocks him down with an Asai Moonsault! Knight: Perez rises to his feet and he meets eyes with Garces. Jose is waving him over now (The fans give a HUUUUUUUGGGGEEEE FACE pop as Perez walks slowly into ring number one and comes face to face with Garces. They begin to talk trash heavily before locking up.) Manning: Perez with a side headlock on "El Presidente" and Garces throws him against the ropes, Perez comes back but Jose drops down and Al jumps over him, Jose gets to his feet as Perez comes back and bends down and Perez leapfrogs over him, Garces drops down fast on his back and grabs Perez by the hands and flips him over frontwards but Perez lands on his feet, Garces getting to his feet fast and Perez goes for a superkick but Jose ducks and locks him around the waist. Knight: He's trying to throw him over with a German Suplex, he gets him in the air but Perez lands on his feet behind him! Garces turns around and Al tries to nail him with a clothesline but Garces ducks, locks him up and throws him on his head hard with a dragon suplex! (The fans actually CHEER for Garces for showing his nice wrestling skill. He goes around and checks on his teammates and everyone pairs off, Monroe with Stephanie, Haplo with Cole, Garces with Perez and both Untouchables against Saxon.) Manning: This isn't fair! It's 5 on 4! Knight: Well, if Rosco would come out and help like he said he would you wouldn't have to bitch. I guess "Mr Offense" isn't all he's cracked up to be. He's just all talk. Manning: Stephanie and Lisa working away on each other with armdrag takedowns and Cole punching Haplo over and over again against the head while Garces and Perez lock it up again. Perez throws Garces against the ropes and takes him down hard with a headscissors takedown. Perez gets up fast and scurries to the top rope, Jose gets up quick and crotches him on the top rope. (Jose climbs up the side of the turnbuckle and to the back of Perez who is sitting up there.) Knight: Jose puts one leg over Perez shoulder. He's spinning around and has him wrapped up for a hurricanrana- Manning: BUT- Perez won't go and he jumps off the top rope with a sit-down powerbomb putting all that force on the middle back, neck of our President! GOOD FOR YOU AL!! Knight: You better watch out or you'll get fired Rich. Might wanna shut your mouth. (Perez stands up on the turnbuckle, turns around and jumps off with a beautifully executed moonsault that connects perfectly while the Untouchables double team on Saxon) Manning: Ritter picking Saxon up in a spinebuster type position and Pablo springing off the ropes and sending him down hard with a Hart Attack! Knight: Stephanie bodyslamming Lisa Monroe now and is laying knees into the chest of that cheap whore! Manning: Sammy! Puh-LEASE! Stephanie is the only whore in here. You heard Josh Ritter. She's banged everyone in the back. Knight: That isn't true. I haven't heard anything about it. Josh is just a horny bastard who wants someone to go to (beep) bars with him. Manning: Well, that could be true. Haplo kicking Cole in the stomach now and throwing him over with a quick suplex, Cole gets up fast and sets him down hard with a backbreaker and laying legdrops on the larynx of the former world champion. Matt picking Haplo up by the hair now and throwing him over with a cobra clutch suplex! Knight: Perez is picking Garces up by his beautiful blonde hair now and throwing him against the ropes, He bends down and throws him over with a back body drop sending him hard on his back. Why the hell are these two guys the only one's in ring one? The smart thing would do to move your guy over there so you can have more room to wrestle. Oh well. Manning: Pablo O'Connor's gash on his head is making him bleed pretty badly here folks but Saxon has the very bad end of the stick, Saxon is about 0.7 Muta now folks. He's bleeding pretty badly. Ritter picking Saxon up for a brainbuster and O'Connor runs off the ropes and jumps in the air spiking the brainbuster! ("Outlaw Torn" by Metallica starts, heralding the arrival of one of the rising stars of the WWA.) Knight: Oh No! Manning: OH YES! Riggins really is going to show up to even the odds, even after that grueling match earlier tonight! Look everyone has stopped fighting in the ring to look towards the entrance ramp! (From out of the back walks Rosco Riggins. The crowd gets even louder. He has a mic in his hand and pauses at the top of the ramp. He looks around at the crowd, a smile on his face, and raises it to his mouth.) Riggins: I was not great in math but by all calculations there seems to be a bit of a discrepancy in the numbers here. I see five on one side and four on the other. To me this just doesn't seem fair. So how about we do this: Jose, just as I promised Al Perez, I will come down, walk into that cage and with the help of those four men, well three men and a woman, we blow this building apart and beat you poor schmoes from sea to shining sea. Manning: This crowd has come alive as Rosco Riggins is running down to the ring to help even the odds for the team of Matt Cole, Saxon, Al Perez and Lisa Monroe and...OH! MY GOD! Those ... those BASTARDS O'Connor and Ritter slammed the door on Rosco's head as he was trying to get inside the cage! Riggins is holding his head as he rolls around on the floor outside! This crowd is letting them know they don't like it! Knight: Yay! The dirty Canadian got his head bashed in!! Manning: Ritter and O'Connor give each other a high five but Cole grabs them both by the hair and rams their heads together!! Perez goes after Jose but Jose kicks him in the stomach, and is setting Perez up for something...Tiger Suplex! He nails it! Saxon is going under the ring for something, Haplo runs over and clotheslines Cole to the canvas! Knight: Hey check out Fred and Spunky!! Manning: Fred, Josh Ritter's brother, and his dog Spunky are standing over Rosco Riggins and doing "DX" crotch chops! This is HORRIBLE! Someone get a sniper and KILL THOSE BASTARDS!! Knight: RICH! By God's name what has happened to you?! Manning: Riggins is beginning to come around he sees the display by Fred and OH! YES! Low Blow by Rosco Riggns to Fred! Spunky is hobbling away, GRAB THAT DOG AND BREAK IT'S NECK!! Knight: RICH! THAT DOG ONLY HAS THREE LEGS YOU HEARTLESS SON OF A BITCH!!! Manning: KILL IT!!! KILL THE DAMNED DOG!!! Riggins is on his feet and he's motioning to get back in the ring but here comes the Purple Nurple and Big Momma Bear!! Meanwhile, Lisa Monroe is whipping Stephanie to the ropes, Stephanie reverses, Monroe reverses and goes for a short arm clothesline, Stephanie ducks and Pablo runs at Monroe and picks her up and puts her on his shoulders!! Stephanie jumps on the second turnbuckle, Pablo..OH! Pablo hit a Death Valley Driver on Lisa Monroe!! That's uncalled for! Stephanie off the second turnbuckle with an elbow drop! And they're celebrating! Knight: What's going on with Jose and Al over there? Manning: Jose is stomping away on Al Perez in the corner of ring 1, but wait, Saxon's coming out from under the ring, he throws a table in the ring!! This crowd has come alive!! Haplo goes for a suplex on Matt Cole, Cole blocks it, punches Haplo in the mid section and OH! Cole rams Haplo's face into his knee and Haplo is holding his nose and rolling around! Meanwhile Purple Nurple and Big Momma Bear are on either side of Rosco Riggins on the outside! What are they going to do to him? Knight: That dirty Canadian better kiss them nipples Goodbye!! Manning: Nurple and Big Momma Bear lunge for Riggins, RIGGINS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! Big Momma Bear SQUASHES the Purple Nurple! Riggins sticks his tongue at them and now he's opening the cage door and..HE'S IN!! ROSCO RIGGINS IS IN THE WARGAMES MATCH!!! (The crowd is on their feet.) Knight: Cheering for a stinking Canadian!! Manning: Riggins comes in and Josh Ritter charges at him but Riggins greets him with a right hand! And another one! Ritter swings a right of his own, Riggins ducks, hooks Ritter's arms and goes for a Full Nelson Suplex!!! He nailed it!! Knight: Damned Canadian Bacon Scum!! Manning: Cole picks up Haplo and OH! He gave Haplo a vicious forearm shot to the nose while holding the back of Haplo's head and Haplo grabs his face, blood is shooting from his nose, but Cole pulls Haplo's hand away and OH! Cole just crushed Haplo's nose with his elbow!!! Haplo falls to the ground and is holding his bloody nose!! Knight: Oh Man! This don't look good! Manning: Saxon spins Pablo around and hits Pablo over the head with a chair! Pablo's staggering around, he walks blindly into the ropes and spills over the ropes into the ring that Jose Garces is setting Al Perez up for something, it's a German Release Suplex, HE NAILED IT! Garces leaps to the turnbuckles and he leaps off with a knee drop, RIGHT INTO PEREZ'S STOMACH!! Al Perez is rolling around in pain! Knight: Alot of rolling around in pain! Manning: Saxon is climbing over to the ring, Pablo gets to his feet and Saxon flattens him again with the chair!! Riggins grabs Ritter's arm and is setting Ritter up for...THE RED ROOSTER CHICKEN WING! We could have a submission right here! But Ritter wiggles around gets out of it and grabs Riggins and OH! He nailed Riggins with high angle suplex!! Matt Cole is climbing over the ropes and he's going for Jose Garces!! Knight: Jose watch out!! Manning: Garces sees Cole coming but it's too late! Cole tackles Garces and is unleashing punch after punch on Garces' head!! Knight: Oh No! Not to El Presidente!! Manning: Saxon sees Riggins in trouble and Saxon throws his chair at Ritter and it hits Ritter on the side of the head! Ritter's holding his ear, Riggins grabs the chair and OH! He has literally bent the chair over Josh Ritter's head!! Stephanie is looking over at O'Connor who's bleeding profusely, Saxon who's bleeding more than anyone so far himself, has plans for Pablo and the table! Knight: Stephanie do something! Save you Honey Bunny! Manning: Wait, Monroe comes up from behind, grabs Stephanie..OH!! Monroe hit a belly to back suplex and Stephanie's hurt! YES! NOW BUST HER OPEN!! BUST THAT BITCH UP GOOD! Knight: RICH!! How DARE you say that about Stephanie? What has happened to you? Manning: She deserves it! THEY ALL DESERVE IT!!! Cole picks up Garces and INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Garces is holding his "boys", Cole winds back and OH! He gives Garces a vicious elbow to the face! Matt Cole is going to break some more noses here tonight!!! Knight: Isn't that all he does lately? Break people's noses? And walk away from winning world titles and stuff? Manning: Riggins has Ritter on his shoulders...SPINNING TKO!! OH! He nailed Ritter good! Riggins grabs Ritter's arm and now drops his leg on it! Riggins up with blinding speed and he drops his leg on Ritter's arm again! Riggins picks Ritter up to his feet, grabs Ritter's arm, twists it, puts a "head lock" on the arm and OH! Riggins hit a bull dog on Josh Ritter's arm!! Ritter is rolling around holding his arm! TAKE THAT YOU MORONIC UNTOUCHABLE BASTARDS!!!! Knight: Wait a minute now Rich, Haplo's to his feet! Manning: Haplo's on his feet but here comes Al Perez with a chair in his hand! Saxon must be passing them out to his team, Perez charges at Haplo and OH! He flattens Haplo over the face with that chair!! Haplo is again holding his nose!! Saxon grabs O'Connor by his hair, puts O'Connor's head between his legs.... Knight: That Pervert!! Manning: He's setting Pablo up for something, Saxon has Pablo up... POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Saxon has powerbombed Pablo through the table!! Now Saxon is grabbing a piece of the broken wood...YES!! HE'S RUBBING IT BACK AND FORTH ON PABLO'S HEAD LIKE HE'S TRYING TO SAW PABLO'S HEAD OPEN!! YEAH!!! TAKE THAT YOU ALWAYS A LOSER O'CONNOR!!! Knight: DAMNIT RICH SNAP OUT OF IT!!! Manning: Cole yanks Garces to his feet, gives Garces a stiff knee to the stomach, now he's grabbing Garces by the hair and OH! He rammed Garces face into his knee, now he puts Garces head between his legs, picks him up, PILEDRIVER!!! Knight: El Presidente is getting man-handled by Matt Cole! Manning: Al Perez puts a chair under Haplo's chin, what's he going to do, he holds the chair and holds the top of Haplo's head and .. WOAH! CHAIR CHIN CRUSHER!! Haplo's laid out in a bad way! Knight: Oh No! Poor Team Garces! Manning: Riggins gets Ritter to his feet, Ritter goes for a right hand, Riggins ducks and twists Ritter's arm behind Ritter's back, now he sets up Ritter for a belly to belly suplex, holding Ritter's arm behind his back and he hits a release belly to belly suplex on Josh Ritter! Ritter rolls around holding his arm!! Knight: Oh No! How's Pimp Daddy Ritter going to slap around his hoes if he can't lift his arm? Manning: These Idiot Untouchables deserve everything coming to them! Monroe picks up Stephanie and body slams her on the canvas! Monroe gyrates her hips and now she executes a standing leg drop on Stephanie! Knight: Poor Stephanie!! Poor Sweet And Sugar!! Manning: Her Honey Bunny is being hit about the face left and right by Saxon who's holding jagged pieces of wood from the table he powerbombed Pablo through!! Pablo may be just as bloody as Saxon is now!! Knight: Oh No! Steph won't even recognize her Honey Bunny after all of this!!! Manning: Cole is sitting on top of Jose Garces pounding Garces with punches to the face!! Saxon is stomping away on Pablo O'Connor! Perez is hitting Haplo repeatedly with a chair! Riggins has Ritter's arm sandwiched between his knees and is repeatedly jumping up and down on his knees causing great pain to Josh Ritter! This crowd IS LOVING IT!!!! Listen to this crowd cheer!! Knight: Oh man, things look bad for Team Garces!! Team Perverts are having their way with Team Garces!! Manning: And now...NOW!!! The sweetest piece of the PIE!!! Lisa Monroe has a chair and she's motioning to the crowd she's going to clobber that HUSSY Stephanie with the chair and this crowd is on their feet!! Knight: Oh No! Look at Pablo! Manning: Pablo sees Lisa Monroe standing over Stephanie, who's getting to her feet, with a chair in her hand. Pablo tries to get over the ropes but Saxon sits on Pablo and Laughs!! HAHAHA!! LET'S ALL LAUGH SAMMY!! Knight: RICH!! STEPHANIE'S ABOUT TO GET HIT BY A CHAIR!!! YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?! Manning: YES!!! Stephanie is getting to her feet, Lisa is yelling, "You'll Never Be The Most Popular Girl In School!" and YES!! LISA MONROE HAS FLATTENED STEPHANIE WITH THE CHAIR!!! Stephanie is rolling around holding her head, Yeah! Take that!! Knight: RICH!! How can you be so insensitive?! Look at Pablo crying "No! No!" Manning: HAHAHA!! Yes! Knight: God Rich! Manning: Team Garces are fast on their way to being wrapped up and taken care of! Stephanie is getting to her knees, she's touching her forehead... Knight: She's bleeding! Stephanie is bleeding! Manning: Stephanie is bleeding, YES!!! She deserves every bit of blood that drops from her...wait a minute.. Stephanie looks mad! She doesn't look hurt!!! Knight: YES! Manning: Stephanie is touching the blood on her head and rising to her feet, her eyes are growing wider and wider!! Stephanie licks the blood on her fingers and she's starting to shake, her eyes are growing even wider and Lisa Monroe looks...looks scared!! Knight: YAY!! Manning: Monroe goes to hit Stephanie again but Stephanie grabs the chair and yanks it away from Monroe and OH!! Stephanie just flattened Lisa Monroe with the chair!! Stephanie's yelling "I never wanted to be the most popular girl in school you cheerleading slut!"!! Knight: Go Sweet And Sugar!!! Manning: Saxon is in shock, Stephanie's telling Saxon to BRING IT ON!!! Knight: YAY!! Manning: Saxon's climbing over the ropes and....OH!!! STEPHANIE JUST BENT THE CHAIR OVER SAXON'S HEAD!!! Saxon is staggering bit, Stephanie leaps up in the air...OH!!! SHE JUST BENT IT OVER HIS HEAD AGAIN!!! Saxon is stumbling, he's going to fall, he's going to fall and Stephanie... SHE FLIPPED SAXON THE BIRD!! And she's lifting the chair up...OH!!! She just wrapped the chair a third time around Saxon's head and Saxon falls flat on his face!!! Knight: WOW! Stephanie's going Hardcore!!! Manning: Matt Cole looks up from beating on Garces, he can't quite believe what he has just seen, O'Connor getting to his feet, Cole gets up off of Garces and is charging at O'Connor, But O'Connor ducks and Stephanie throws the chair at Matt Cole, Cole catches it but O'Connor has Cole's feet! O'Connor takes Cole's legs out from under him!! Stephanie grabs the ropes, what is she going to do, she leaps over the ropes and lands on the chair that is over Matt Cole's face!! Knight: What a teacher that O'Connor is!! Manning: Cole scrambles to his feet, he looks mad! But Stephanie throws O'Connor a chair and Pablo flattens Cole with the chair! Jose Garces pulls himself to his feet and he calls for a chair, Stephanie picks one up and throws it to him! Jose points to the other ring, and this can only spell trouble for Rosco Riggins and Al Perez!! Knight: This crowd sure has stopped cheering like they were before!! Manning: Riggins and Perez look up at the spectacle coming their way!! Ritter takes the opportunity and pokes Riggins in the eyes! Garces and O'Connor leap over the ropes and before Perez can scramble to his feet Garces LEVELS HIM WITH THE CHAIR!! Riggins is on his feet, O'Connor greets him with a chair to the stomach, Ritter on his feet spins Riggins around and sets him up in a gut wrench, what's he going to do, GUT WRENCH POWER BOMB!!! Ritter shakes his arm and stomps on Riggins for good measure. Garces and Ritter pull Haplo to his feet... Knight: Team Garces is regrouping!!! Manning: Garces stomps on Al Perez's head, Pablo and Stephanie are motioning to Garces about something, Jose picks up Perez and whips him towards Stephanie and Pablo, what's going on...DOUBLE BACKDROP! Knight: It's Team Honey Bunny and Sweet And Sugar! Manning: Ritter yanks Riggins to his feet, Stephanie and Pablo are calling out to Ritter, Ritter whips Riggins towards Stephanie and Pablo, they both kick Riggins in the stomach now they're going for, maybe a double suplex .. NO! DOUBLE DDT BY STEPHANIE AND PABLO!! Knight: That was Honey Bunny-rific with Some Sweet and Sugar added in!! Manning: This is awful!! Pablo O'Connor and his Witch of a girlfriend Stephanie are making a mockery of double teaming! Matt Cole is climbing over to the ring, Haplo runs up and OH! He kicked Cole right between the legs!! Stephanie and O'Connor are calling to Haplo to send Cole to them, Haplo looks at them as if they are crazy! Don't do it Haplo!! Turn on your Team Mates!! Knight: Hey! Manning: Haplo shakes his head and he pushes Cole backwards towards Stephanie and O'Connor who grab Matt Cole and DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! Pablo and Stephanie Roll to their feet at the same time, O'Connor and Stephanie kiss, Come On! Now they go for a double standing elbow drop on Cole! They connect! Disgusting!! Knight: Come on! This is fun! Manning: Stephanie and O'Connor are pointing to Saxon! Ritter and Haplo pick up Saxon, Stephanie getting on her knees, what for? O'Connor climbing to the top rope! Ritter and Haplo whip Saxon to Stephanie, Stephanie...FIREMAN'S CARRY!! STEPHANIE NAILED A FIREMAN'S CARRY ON SAXON!! Knight: Oh My God! Check out Pablo!! Manning: O'Connor raising his arms in the air waving his finger around, ... MACHO MAN ELBOW DROP!! Knight: HE DID IT!! Manning: O'Connor nailed the Macho Man Elbow Drop on Saxon and now Stephanie and O'Connor are jumping around, these guys are just playing around!! Knight: You got to have some fun Rich! Manning: Ritter points to Lisa Monroe and Stephanie is saying "Oh Yeah!" What are they going to do? They're going to .... they're going to do something awful to Lisa Monroe!!! Ritter whips Monroe to O'Connor, O'Connor grabs Monroe and picks her up, Stephanie climbing to the top turnbuckle, Pablo OH THAT BASTARD DID A BACKBREAKER ON LISA MONROE!! Stephanie pulls out some Cherry Cola, she drinks some... Knight: MUTA SPRAY!! Manning: Stephanie "Muta" sprays Cherry Cola in the air and...MOONSAULT!!! Stephanie nails Monroe with a moonsault and this crowd is actually slightly cheering for this!! Knight: Boy! That was fun! Manning: Garces saying something "Play Time Is Over"!! Knight: Time to pound Team Perverts into paste!!! Manning: Garces grabs Al Perez and whips him towards Haplo! Ritter getting behind Haplo, Haplo backdrops Perez, Ritter catches Perez, holds him in the air, spins around...OH! SIT DOWN POWER BOMB!! Knight: Team Garces has really been pulling out the double teams here tonight! Manning: Garces points to Saxon, Haplo gets Saxon to his feet, Ritter and O'Connor getting together in the corner, Ritter puts O'Connor in...a headlock? Knight: He's rubbing the top of Pablo's head! Manning: Haplo whips Saxon towards Ritter and O'Connor they come out... Knight: BUSHWACKERS BATTERING RAM!!! Manning: Saxon sent back Garces comes up behind, SUPERKICK!! To the back of Saxon's head, Saxon's rolling around, SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! His neck...it ... he might have neck damage! Knight: Garces is pointing to Matt Cole! Manning: Garces giving out the massacre orders! THAT BASTARD!! Knight: Hey! You're talking about the boss!! Manning: O'Connor and Ritter are pulling a table out from under the ring, Haplo stomps on Cole's face, Riggins tries to go after Garces and Garces Kicks him full blast in the face!! Ritter and O'Connor set up the table, Haplo gets Cole to his feet, clotheslines Cole which puts him on the table, Garces is... jumping on Josh Ritter's back? Knight: He's going for a piggy back ride? Manning: Ritter's climbing up the turnbuckles with Garces on his back, Ritter's on the top, Haplo and O'Connor are holding Cole down, Garces... HE'S CLIMBING ON TOP OF RITTER'S SHOULDERS!! Knight: Has he gone insane?! Manning: Garces leaps off of Ritter's shoulders, SENTON SPLASH!! PUTS COLE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Knight: WOW! Manning: Team Garces are getting almost lethal with their double teaming!! This is an outrage!! They...THEY SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED!!! Knight: Rich, this is a War Games Match!! There are no Disqualifications! Manning: There should be, Garces telling his troops to get Riggins to his feet, Rosco Riggins has already wrestled a brutal war already tonight!! O'Connor gets Riggins to his feet, Garces..DROP KICKS RIGGINS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! Riggins shoots forward into Haplo who catches him and sets him up for a piledriver, he nails it!! Ritter has a chair, climbing the turnbuckle, he leaps off the second turnbuckle, puts the chair under his legs.... Knight: RITTER ARABIAN FACE BUSTER!! Manning: Riggins is rolling around, it's amazing he is even in this match, we should be applauding his valiant efforts due to his .... Knight: I think his lip is busted! Manning: Stephanie, that She Devil, is jumping up and down cheerleading, Garces tells her to climb to the top rope, now Jose is calling for a table, I think Lisa Monroe knows something is up, she's trying to climb over to the next ring, Ritter grabs her by her hair and drags her back into the ring, this is awful, AWFUL! Knight: No Rich, this is FUN! Manning: O'Connor sets up the table by the corner Stephanie is at, Haplo is shaking his head, he doesn't want any part in this! Ritter picks up Monroe, SHE'S SCREAMING!! SCREAMING IN FEAR!! Knight: I'd be scared too! Manning: O'Connor gets up on the table, Ritter has Monroe on his shoulders, Stephanie off the top rope, SHE'S GOING TO BULLDOG MONROE THROUGH THE TABLE!! Stephanie coming down with Monroe in the bulldog... O'CONNOR GRABS MONROE'S HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN AND ADDS AN X-FACTOR TO IT!!! MY GOD! MY GOD!!! NOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Knight: That's what Monroe gets for busting Stephanie open!! Manning: (BEEP) THEM!!! (BEEP) THEM TO (BEEP)-ING HELL!!!! GOD (BEEP) TEAM GARCES!! Knight: Rich calm down! Manning: If I had a gun.... Knight: RICH!! Manning: If I had a gun right now....I'D USE IT!!!!!! Knight: EEEK!! Manning: Haplo is shaking his head, he's saying something, about this not being right, YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT HAPLO!!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!! Knight: Come on Rich! What did you expect? This is Team Garces!! They're the Heels!! Manning: Matt Cole getting to his feet, Garces runs over and drop kicks him in the face!! Garces yelling at Haplo to get on Al Perez! Perez is going over to Lisa Monroe, to check on his now bloody and comatose girlfriend, Haplo shakes his head and then he stomps on the back of Perez's head before Perez can get to Monroe. Ritter and O'Connor going over to Saxon, Riggins is getting to his feet, Ritter and O'Connor whip Saxon into Riggins!! Both go down in a heap! Stephanie is under the ring, what's that BITCH doing?! Knight: Rich, you really need to take it easy!! Manning: Stephanie is throwing chairs into the ring, Pablo catches one and sets it up in the middle of the ring, Ritter points up and O'Connor is climbing the turnbuckles, Ritter grabs Riggins, puts him on his shoulders, O'Connor off the top rope... Knight: LEGION OF DOOM'S DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!! Manning: O'Connor with a clothesline off the top rope, RIGGINS NOT ONLY CRASHES WITH THAT IMPACT BUT HIS HEAD HIT THE CHAIR!!! THE BACK OF HIS HEAD CRUSHED THE CHAIR!! Knight: Man, these guys are working to put Team Perverts away for Good!! Manning: Garces pulls Cole to the middle of the ring, Stephanie throws him a chair, what is Garces doing? He's shoving Cole's head in between the seat and the back of the chair!!! Knight: Oh! This is going to get good!! Manning: Garces tells O'Connor and Ritter to hold Cole down, what is he going to do? Garces has the microphone that has been lying around in the ring.... Jose Garces: Cole, I'm going to give you one chance! Give up now or I'LL BREAK YOUR DAMNED NECK!!! Manning: Oh No....NOOOO!!!! He can't do this!! Not to Matt Cole!!!! (Garces holds the microphone to Cole's mouth.) Matt Cole: (BEEP) YOU!!!! (The crowd goes insane!!!) Garces: Ok...Fine...Have it your way!! (Garces stomps hard on the chair!!) Manning: NOOOO!!! DEAR GOD NO!!!! Knight: I knew this would get Good!! Jose Garces: That was just a warning shot Matt, I'll do it for real next time!! So what do you say? Do you give up? (Garces holds the microphone to Cole's mouth.) Matt Cole: Garces....(coughs)....Go....To....HELL!!!!! (The Crowd Explodes.) Jose Garces: (Infuriated) YOU MOTHER (BEEP)-ER!!! SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR (BEEP)-ING NECK!!!! Manning: No Don't Do It, Wait a minute! Haplo just shoved Garces!!! Knight: WHAT?! Manning: Haplo is telling Garces that this just isn't right!! Jose looks INFURIATED!!! Garces: Hey, have you forgotten...WHO THE HELL I AM?!!! (Haplo looks at Garces, then looks at the crowd.) Garces: Now YOU have to break his neck!!! DO IT!!!! Manning: Don't do it Haplo!! Don't do it!! Haplo looking down on Matt Cole, Don't do it Haplo! Knight: Watch out!! Riggins!!! Manning: Rosco Riggins is on his feet, he charges and tackles Haplo to the ground!!! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!!!! Knight: THAT DAMNED DIRTY CANADIAN!!!! Manning: Garces stomping away on Riggins, Cole struggling to his feet, Saxon is up and he nails O'Connor with a chair!! Cole with an arm free he punches Ritter in the face!! Knight: No! Team Perverts are going to come back!! Manning: Perez spins Garces around and goes for a right hand, Garces blocks it and drop kicks Perez to the canvas! Saxon yanks Pablo to his feet, Cole yanks Ritter to his feet, Saxon and Cole nod at each other, they whip Ritter and O'Connor towards each other but Ritter and O'Connor put on the breaks and they lean on each other, saying everything's going to be alright but here comes Cole and Saxon, they flatten Ritter and O'Connor with clotheslines!! Knight: Oh No! Manning: Riggins gets to his feet, he sees Ritter getting to his feet, Riggins runs off the ropes Baseball Slide! POW! He knocks Ritter through the ropes to the floor! Riggins grabs the top rope and leaps over the top rope and splashes Ritter on the outside! Cole nails Garces with a vicious right hand, Garces stumbles back into the corner but he leaps up with a kick to Cole's jaw! Garces leaps on the second turnbuckle and goes for a body press but Cole ducks and Garces misses him and hits the canvas but he lands on his feet and.. Perez is there to greet Garces with a right hand!! Knight: This isn't fair! They're double teaming El Presidente!! Manning: Haplo is up and he nails Perez with a right hand but then Cole nails Haplo with an elbow to the face! Haplo's nose may already be broken, from Cole's attack earlier, But Garces spins Cole around and.. HE GOES FOR HIS BULL'S EYE BLAST DIAMOND CUTTER but NO!! Cole pushes Garces off, Garces is spinning around Cole...IS GOING FOR THE HEART PUNCH but Garces catches Cole's hand, kicks Cole in the stomach, Cole staggers back, Garces leaps up, HURRICANRANA!! Knight: That's Jose The Great!! Manning: Riggins rolls Ritter into the ring, Riggins rolls in himself, Riggins goes to stomp Ritter, Ritter grabs Riggins foot and throws Riggins off his feet! Ritter gets to his feet, Riggins leaps to his feet, Ritter goes for a clothesline, Riggins ducks and grabs Ritter from behind, he's gonna go for a German suplex but Ritter is elbowing his way out, Riggins let's go, Ritter spins around and hooks Riggins for a belly to belly but Riggins punches Ritter in the face, Ritter staggers back, Riggins grabs Ritter by the hair and throws Ritter into the steel cage wall head first and this crowd goes crazy!! Knight: Oh No! Saxon's got Stephanie!! Manning: Saxon has Stephanie by her hair, Lisa Monroe is lying in the other ring still recovering, Saxon's laughing and yelling in Stephanie's face, O'Connor gets up and grabs Saxon but Saxon backward kicks O'Connor in the crotch! Saxon's holding Stephanie and telling Pablo he's going to put a hurt on Stephanie, but Stephanie falls down and low blows Saxon! Saxon's holding his crotch, Stephanie hands Pablo a chair, Pablo goes to hit Saxon with the chair but Saxon punches O'Connor, takes the chair and he's swinging around to hit Stephanie but O'Connor leaps on Saxon's back and puts a sleeper hold on Saxon!! Knight; Protect Your Sweet And Sugar!! Manning: Meanwhile Garces has his hands felt, Perez lunges for Garces, Garces backdrops Perez over the ropes to the outside, Cole comes charging in Garces ducks the clotheslines, Cole spins around with a forearm smash, Garces ducks that, Perez is up on the apron, he grabs the top rope and he leaps over to tackle Garces and Garces leaps in the air and avoids the tackle but Cole is on Garces, grabs Garces and goes for a high angle suplex but Garces flips behind and hits a Russian Leg Sweep! Knight: Garces has kept in shape after all these years!! Manning: Riggins grabs Ritter and is going to ram him into the cage wall again but Ritter blocks it, elbows Riggins, Riggins stumbles back, Ritter goes for a clothesline, Riggins ducks, Ritter spins around, Riggins goes to kick Ritter, Ritter catches Riggins' foot, Riggins goes for the enziguri, Ritter ducks! Riggins rolls to his feet and goes for a spinning heel kick, Ritter ducks grabs Riggins from behind... AND NAILS HIM WITH THE HURRICANE!!! HIS FINISHING MANEUVER CORKSCREW GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! Knight: HA HA! TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY CANADIAN!!! Manning: O'Connor still has the sleeper hold on Saxon, Saxon goes for a chair, WOAH! He cracked the chair over O'Connor's head! Pablo let's go of the sleeper hold, Stephanie...LEAPS ON SAXON'S BACK WITH A SLEEPER!! Saxon grabs her by her hair and flips her to the ground!! Saxon raises the chair in the air, YES!! HIT THAT BITCH!! HIT HER!!!! Knight: Come on Honey Bunny!! Manning: Saxon's going to hit Stephanie...O'Connor with a courtwheel, he leaps over Stephanie and elbow smash on Saxon!! He smashed the chair into Saxon's face! Saxon staggers back in the corner, O'Connor grabs Saxon, Stephanie sets up a chair, is she going to sit? No, Pablo puts Saxon's head between his legs, he's setting Saxon up for ...PEDIGREE!! He pedigreed Saxon in the chair!!! Stephanie kicks Saxon on the face and now she embraces with Pablo O'Connor!! Knight: Isn't Love Lovely? Manning: Garces is getting tired from dodging these attacks from Perez and Cole, Haplo doesn't seem to want to help out with anything, Garces moves out of the way of a drop kick by Perez, but runs into the arms of MATT COLE!! Matt Cole's gonna put a hurt on Jose Garces now! Cole's gonna..NO! Haplo ran in and clubbed Cole from behind, Jose's saying "Finally coming to your senses huh?" but Haplo just looks away. Garces grabs Cole and BULL'S EYE DIAMOND CUTTER!!! He nails it!! Perez gets to his feet Garces grabs him ANOTHER BULL'S EYE DIAMOND CUTTER!!! Team Garces are once again in control!!! Knight: As all should be!!! Manning: Ritter and O'Connor are now going back to the double teaming. They pick Saxon up over their heads with a double press and they throw him over the ring and backfirst into the cage! OH MY GOD!! OH THE HUMANITY!! OH THE HUMANITY!!! Knight: YES! KILL THEM ALL!! KILL THEM ALL!!!! Manning: Ritter and O'Connor now give Riggins a SPIKED PILEDRIVER!!! And they are now pointing to Matt Cole. Jose Garces is slapping Al Perez in the face and now he locks him up in a SHARPSHOOTER!!!! Knight: Break that sorry piece of (beep) in half GARCES!!! Manning: Ritter sits Cole on the top rope and Pablo begins to climb it from the side. What are these two idiots up to? Knight: I don't know but it will probably be cool. Manning: Ritter standing on the middle turnbuckle and he puts Matt Cole's head between his legs, he's lifting him up, OH MY GOD NO, NO, NOOOOOO!!!!! RITTER FALLING BACK AND PABLO JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THEY NAIL MATT COLE WITH A SUPER SPIKED PILEDRIVER! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! MATT COLE LANDED RIGHT ON HIS NECK!!! HE COULD BE HURT BAD!!! Knight: STOP SCREAMING IN MY (BEEP)ing EAR! Manning: Garces is wrenching back on the legs and concentrating all the pressure and weight on the back of Al Perez. His teammates are laid out and Josh Ritter and Pablo O'Connor walk over. Ritter slapping Perez in the face as his face looks to be in complete and total agony and Pablo is nailing him hard in the back with double axhandles furthering the pain! Garces is wrenching all the way back now! Perez' body looks like a pretzel! Haplo is looking on in disbelief as are we at how long Perez is lasting in this! Knight: COME ON! END IT! END IT!! Manning: Ritter asks Perez what he's gonna do because there's no way he can get out! What's wrong with these three men?! They have gone completely insane! This is not humane at all! Perez gives one last gasp and is now tapping out! (DING DING) ("Empire" by Queensrhyce begins to play to a HUGEMEGAYOUCANTHEARANYTHINGBUTBOOSPOP!!!!) Knight: YES! THEY WON! THEY WON! Manning: Garces is not letting go and Ritter and O'Connor are going around beating down the other members of the opposing team! Haplo looks on shaking his head as Garces keeps on wrenching back and Al Perez is almost on the point of passing out from exhaustion! (Haplo runs over and knocks Garces off of Perez to a HUGE face pop. Garces gets up to argue with him but Haplo pushes his face back and knocks him on the ground. He begins to check on Al as Josh Ritter and Pablo O'Connor come up.) Josh Ritter: Who the hell do you think you are? You turning your back on us Haplo now? Haplo: YES!! (Haplo clubs Josh Ritter and Pablo O'Connor sending them down to the ground they wave at Jose to come on.) Knight: NOOO!! A GOOD HEEL TURNED FACE!!! NOOOOOOO!!! Manning: Well, atleast Haplo still has a heart. Team Garces is running to the back like little chickens and Haplo calls for EMT's. (EMT's and the MIB's come down to the ring to help Haplo with the people. Saxon, Rosco Riggins, and Lisa Monroe have all gotten up and are looking on. Al is moving very little and Cole has stayed still ever since the super spiked piledriver was put on him.) Knight: Well, get these two pieces of garbage out of the ring and raise that cage up and let's get on to the next match. The Untouchables and Mr. Garces showed Team Perverts how it was done! Manning: Don't you have a heart Sammy? I hate you as much as I hate Team Garces now. Matt Cole and Al Perez are now getting rolled out on stretchers as their teammates and Haplo walk alongside them. 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