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| [UWF/MBC] House Show July 10th, 2010; No, you're not high. | |
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| MBCKyle | Sep 24 2010, 09:52 AM Post #1 |
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The Soda Dog Refreshment Squad
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[UWF/MBC] HEAVEN AND HELL TOUR (House Show) at: Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, IN July 10th, 2010 Fan Report by Miles Rogers The Conseco Fieldhouse was rocking, with a near complete division between UWF and MBC fans. Numbers were in favor of the UWF due mostly to proximity to the UWF's home turf but the Bastard fans turned out in droves. With a rather significant card about to take place, neither group intended to miss any of it. Merchandise sales were crisp, with rival UWF and MBC booths battling for each consumer dollar. Rumors of fights breaking out between the different vendors remain unconfirmed. The first match of the night was between newcomer LIAM CASSIDY and seldom seen AMISH SHAFT. I wish we'd see more of Amish Shaft. We love the Amish around here. Liam offered a handshake at first and Amish Shaft was looking at him like Cassidy was about to steal his soul. It may have been because of all the weird crap that Liam had stuffed in his pockets. By my count he had a hammer, a camera, a cloth Guard mask, and a flask of booze. But A.S finally took it and well... they attempted a wrestling match. It wasn't exactly pretty. Amish Shaft even seemed to be getting the better of Cassidy, until Liam whipped Shaft to the ropes and shoved him high into the air on the rebound. As Shaft came down, Liam drove in a mean uppercut to the midsection. So while Amish Shaft was rolling around in pain, Liam got the Guard mask, put it on Shaft's head (heh) and started looking at his fists as if trying to figure out what hand to use. For the record he decided on the left and then knocked Shaft the hell out. He's got a vicious punch and Shaft dropped like he was hit with a truck. I wonder how those Guard [BLEEP]holes took that. After chants of "[MEEP] THE GUARD" from the MBC fans, we got into the first of the three Empress Cup matches. I'm not big on women's wrestling really, but the matches were entertaining regardless. The first match between LEANNA LOVE and JOHANNA SUPREMA turned into a bit of a martial arts exhibition. Suprema was all kinds of raging but Leanna had the edge on experience. So after a solid match, Leanna got a win via pinfall. Next we had KIORA DONAVON versus GEORGIA CHURCH in an Empress Cup Match. I thought it was an odd matchup since I thought they were in the same stable but if sharks eat their young then the Hand of Doom can exercise some tough love. Kiora attacked Church before the bell rung and to be fair, Church held her own. She's still not as good as Kiora but I've seen Church wrestle before. Either working a stripper pole teaches you to be a better wrestler or Holly Hotbody actually is doing some good in training Georgia. Still, Kiora got a quick pin and win. The final Empress Cup match was a disappointment. Not because the wrestlers weren't putting on a good match but because of a crappy ending. See TESLA ST. JAMES, who I guess is supposed to be pretty good, was facing FIONA CASSIDY. Well Cassidy was escorted by TARYN WELLER and that DEEANA ORLOFSKI chick. Man, talk about some legs. Anyways, St. James and Cassidy were going at it pretty hard but Weller and Orlofski kept interfering. It got to the point where St. James lost her temper and hit the referee in effort to get at Weller. That ended up getting Tesla disqualified. After a short intermission, we got a title match and the match I was looking forward to all night. "THE MASTER OF GIMMICKS" MAX BENSON defended the GRANDMASTER TYPO CHAMPIONSHIP against PABLO O'CONNOR. I'm a huge fan of both these guys and I was looking forward to seeing what they would bring to the table. I think some of the Guard were waiting to see what Benson would do as well as I saw more than a few nearby. Then Max went and did it. He came down to the ring dressed like a mall cop, complete with a box of donuts. Max stuffed at least two powdered donuts into his mouth before offering some to both Pablo and the ref. Believe it or not, they each took one! The match got started and throughout the match, Max kept going to the box to eat a donut. Before you knew it, Pablo was going after the donuts too. After enough times, Max held O'Connor's hands behind his back and lectured him about breaking the rules. Hell, Max was doing the referee's job! But enough was enough and one of the Guardsmen came up and stole the donuts. Max AND Pablo were having none of this so they both dove through the ropes at the Guardsmen. A few more Guard members joined the fight and they brawled up the aisle. It was a double countout but man, I was dying during the match. After I went to get another beer, I got back in just enough time for the start of BRAWN STEVENSON and HARLEY SANDERS taking on HEAVEN'S HUNTED. Stevenson is a massive dude and Sanders isn't bad for a dude who used to call himself the Doomsday Chicken. The Hunted were a better tag team in so far that they had more experience working with each other. But the Hand of Doom tandem was still formidable. Just as Stevenson was really laying into Saul though, down came Clayton Ross. He slid into the ring and planted Stevenson with the sickest spear tackle of the night. The ref quickly called for the disqualification as Stevenson and Sanders brawled to the outside. Sanders joined in but Ross was like a whirlwind. They wisely retreated while they could. My personal favorite of the night is and will ever be Benson and O'Connor just for the entertainment value. But the next match may have been the best of the night as far as actual wrestling. BAILEY FITZGERALD had a tall order facing "THE SHOTGUN" STAN CRAWFORD. It didn't help that Crawford was not pleased with anybody from the UWF and it really didn't help that Crawford was probably pretending that it was Tom Landis he was facing. But to his credit, Bailey Fitzgerald did a spectacular job in the match. When Crawford's brawling wasn't enough to put Fitzgerald away, he had to resort to his lesser used talent. Hell, I did not know Crawford could do half the stuff he did. But he did. Fitzgerald took Crawford to his limit, BUT it just wasn't enough. Crawford caught Bailey with a 12 Gauge and it was over. Afterwards, The Shotgun begrudgingly gave Fitzgerald a nod of respect and left. Just getting that much from the MBC legend is a lot. Then came the main event. In the battle of the Vasquezes, Juan took on Vinnie, but didn't make it any clearer whether these two are related. Before the match started Juan had the crowd in stitches, very much against what we've been seeing on TV lately by pleading with his opponent "Come on Vinnie... don't break Aunt Maria's heart like this!" Which only left Vinnie confused, and open to a cheap shot to start the match. Here's where the crowd really began to turn on Juan, it got ugly real fast. A hard fought match between the two, Juan ended up scoring the win after thwarting the Cowboy Crush and nailing a moonsault press for the pinfall. Afterwards Juan got back on the mic: "Hey Vinnie, I'll see you at Thanksgiving!", and ran like hell taunting an annoyed Vinnie Vasquez. So... are they related or not? Overall, the show was a blast. I was kind of disappointed I didn't get to see some of my other favorites but I'm talking with some of my friends about going to see the show in Cincinnati. Till then, stay cool. |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Sep 24 2010, 12:35 PM Post #2 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Poor Aunt Maria.
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| MBCKyle | Sep 24 2010, 12:58 PM Post #3 |
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The Soda Dog Refreshment Squad
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*Wonders what Aunt Maria has dancing and battling for her soul* |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| RedRajah | Sep 24 2010, 01:43 PM Post #4 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhL64PbZI0Y |
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| Flouzemaker | Sep 24 2010, 03:48 PM Post #5 |
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The Luther Burger
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A few of these matches I would have actually liked to see written in more detail, especially Benson vs O'Connor (in spite of the DCO finish). There were some fun match stories to a lot of them. |
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