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[Bastard Stampede] Monday Fights 8-9-10
Topic Started: Oct 1 2010, 04:12 PM (335 Views)
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BASTARD STAMPEDE MONDAY FIGHTS
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August 9th, 2010
Stampede Arena in El Paso, TX
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The show started with a recap of the World Cup of Villainy, showcasing the previous show's latest offerings. Then the show proper kicked off, with JEFFERSON "SKY SLASHER" MCKEID and THE SHIFTER thoroughly dominating the NEON KNIGHTS who were making another run at redeeming themselves. JIM and RONALD PURCELL couldn't quite get it together and the two members of SCORCHED EARTH dispatched of them ruthlessly.

Out next came young up and comer "KING TEXAS" JAMES MASTERSON. His manager Elias Cooley grabbed the house microphone and promised the crowd that those in the World Cup of Villainy wouldn't be the only ones to show true dominance. "THE NATURAL" J.R. CASH would have none of this talk and ambushed Masterson before the bell. But King Texas so completely outmatched Cash that it was only a few short minutes before Masterson laid Cash out with a Lone Star Royal and took the impressive win.

Backstage, SID "SLASH" JOHNSON caught up with former manager GLORIA BUTLER to thank her for her help during his last match on the previous episode of Monday Fights. She blew off his thanks stating that she did it only for the injured BURN. She walked away but not before stating she had not forgiven Johnson for being such an ass to her. A part of Johnson new he deserved that but he'd never admit to it.

The crowd was then treated to a match featuring TAYLOR MACKENZIE. Her opponent "SCREECHIN" SUSIE GREEN wasn't impressed in the least and used every dirty tactic in facing the MBC veteran. But being around the block more than a few times, MacKenzie was at no time lost or behind. After locking on the Cat's Cradle, Taylor secured the victory. At that point, "RIGHTEOUS" ROBIN RHOADES appeared and downplayed Taylor's victory, both on this show and the last. Again Robin called Taylor a “has been” and that her victory on last show's main event was a fluke, a fluke caused by her failed bodyguard Keno Tanaka. Before departing, Rhoades stated that she had a new bodyguard and that he would be showing how dominate he was later in the evening.

True to her word, Robin escorted her new bodyguard, OLAF FUB, to the ring. It was a very odd pairing in so much that even Beauty and the Beast would say "Damn!" In the ring FUB faced KENO TANAKA and the big man... the very big man... worked out all the frustration passed onto him by Rhoades. Confident that a victory was immanent, Rhoades got cocky. This of course meant that Tanaka staged a comeback. Alas, it was not to be. After being tripped up by Rhoades, Tanaka fell into the clutches of Fub and then was flattened with a Buffalo Splash.

Given how the last match between TRACY SAXON and THE GOBLIN QUEEN ended, the young Saxon was given a rematch and another chance at the BASTARD STAMPEDE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP. However, THE GOBLIN QUEEN was just as mean and dirty and flat out ruthless as she was the show before. The match didn't even come to a real conclusion as The Queen was disqualified for her sheer brutality. Even as Saxon lay unconscious, The Queen continued to beat upon the young woman. And when she wasn't doing her dirty work, her manager, Gordon J. Dutt was copping a feel. Enough was enough and out came Gloria Butler to save the day. Being the only woman on the roster to even come close to the Queen's strength, Butler managed to back her off enough to keep Saxon from any further damage. Security arrived to pull the Queen away. Suffice it to say, some ears may have been bitten off in the process.

Gloria Butler didn't have to wander off too far as she was involved in the night's main event. Despite her not forgiving him, SID "SLASH" JOHNSON was her tag team partner in facing off against THE BURNING MAN and his partner BLACK MADISON. Despite the dislike for her partner, Butler had plenty of reason to stick it out against Black Madison. But no one was as driven as Johnson, who's aggressiveness against the Frontier Union Champion was astounding. The match carried on as one large brawl, lacking only a bar and beer. But what it received was the Goblin Queen, still enraged with Butler's earlier interference. The Queen pulled Butler from the match, leaving Johnson on his own. And when Madison threw salt into Johnson's eyes, it left him open to the Burning Man's Meltdown. The Frontier Union Champion took the pinfall victory and Scorched Earth finished the night with more dominate wins.


RESULTS
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Jefferson McKeid and The Shifter d. The Neon Knights by pinfall via Sky Slash

"King Texas" James Masterson d. "The Natural" J.R. Cash by pinfall via Lone Star Royal

Taylor MacKenzie d. "Screechin" Susie Green by submission via Cat's Cradle

Olaf Fub d. Keno Tanaka by pinfall via Buffalo Splash

WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
Tracy Saxon d. The Goblin Queen by disqualification

MAIN EVENT
The Burning Man and Black Madison d. Sid Johnson and Gloria Butler by pinfall via Meltdown
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