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The new structure of HUGE.; We all want the trains to run on time...
Topic Started: Oct 13 2010, 08:15 PM (289 Views)
Mozeart
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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I'm gonna bullet point this with the promise of a better-written treatment later.

- All summary save for 1 ABA/PBP (Main Event). I'd like the opener to also be fully written, but only if someone else is gonna write it! I mean it this time, darn it.

- I don't actually see how to make bullet points on JTF.

- A new division; the "Student Division", centering around "The Forge", Strickland Sports' wrestling school based in New Boston, Ohio. No titles per se, 250-word flashes, you write your own jobber matches (half the roster will be jobbers) when you don't have a match, I hope you'll all agree to have your students be HUGE jobbers (that's right; you face a member of the main roster, you lose. Different, no?) for bonus points and at the end of some arbitrary time period (seriously, no idea) one guy gets to be "Head of the Class" and anybody who didn't go inactive graduates. Then, those that remain become "student teachers" and the rest are new guys~!

- Head of the Class gets an actual 1 year contract with Strickland Sports. Uh, whatever that'll mean logistically I haven't the foggiest. Maybe he can go to HUGE proper or even 3DW. Dunno. Fun to play with though.

- HUGE gets a minor upgrade. The HUGE arena can now seat about 1500, outdoor shows can do 5000 (with no parking 'cause the ring and crowd are in the lot) and the bar & grill in the Hellfire are nothing more than concession areas now. The trashy bar-based league is still in effect, but when HUGE started getting guys like Sabbath it's tiny scale was detrimental to the narrative.

- The app gets even longer! Kidding. Or am I? You never know.

- HUGE is now the feeder for 3DW instead of JTF. No Nick, I won't take the horrible apps for the Naruto clone and his army of power rangers. Just tell him no. He _probably_ won't come to your home and shoot your dog. Probably...

- More to come. Distracted~!
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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nickdemola
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Happy to expand the empire.

Mwah ha ha!

Seriously, this is going to be terrific. I'm going to write to a couple handlers to see if they want to go to the HUGE roster to help kickstart things.

Right on.
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JeremySatwork
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Also, all applicants must sign a waiver declaring that they WILL obey all traffic laws within the state of Ohio, and that Barney Johnson and HUGE are not responsible for any such behavior. Just in case the disgruntled illiterate desk clerk at the Ohio Highway Patrol starts sending Barney tickets again.
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Mozeart
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JeremySatwork,Oct 14 2010
08:24 AM
Also, all applicants must sign a waiver declaring that they WILL obey all traffic laws within the state of Ohio, and that Barney Johnson and HUGE are not responsible for any such behavior. Just in case the disgruntled illiterate desk clerk at the Ohio Highway Patrol starts sending Barney tickets again.

Uh-oh. Dangerous words from the handler of Portsmouth's Sheriff.
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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JeremyS
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Mozeart,Oct 14 2010
06:26 PM
JeremySatwork,Oct 14 2010
08:24 AM
Also, all applicants must sign a waiver declaring that they WILL obey all traffic laws within the state of Ohio, and that Barney Johnson and HUGE are not responsible for any such behavior.  Just in case the disgruntled illiterate desk clerk at the Ohio Highway Patrol starts sending Barney tickets again.

Uh-oh. Dangerous words from the handler of Portsmouth's Sheriff.

You mean the former Sheriff and now disgruntled desk clerk? :-D

If I ever had Bobley show up again, he'd have to be a manager because he was old back THEN. He'd need some dumb Enos pastiche to boss around. (Sheriff Bob Bobley was basically Roscoe P. Coltraine with an Angle Slam)
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Mozeart,Oct 14 2010
07:26 PM
JeremySatwork,Oct 14 2010
08:24 AM
Also, all applicants must sign a waiver declaring that they WILL obey all traffic laws within the state of Ohio, and that Barney Johnson and HUGE are not responsible for any such behavior.  Just in case the disgruntled illiterate desk clerk at the Ohio Highway Patrol starts sending Barney tickets again.

Uh-oh. Dangerous words from the handler of Portsmouth's Sheriff.

Just put cameras on the traffic lights and charge $100 per "offense" like the rest of Ohio.
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Picky
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Preston Mayfield - Ohio's latest candidate from the Free Debauchery party.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Mozeart
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JeremyS,Oct 14 2010
07:12 PM
Mozeart,Oct 14 2010
06:26 PM
JeremySatwork,Oct 14 2010
08:24 AM
Also, all applicants must sign a waiver declaring that they WILL obey all traffic laws within the state of Ohio, and that Barney Johnson and HUGE are not responsible for any such behavior.  Just in case the disgruntled illiterate desk clerk at the Ohio Highway Patrol starts sending Barney tickets again.

Uh-oh. Dangerous words from the handler of Portsmouth's Sheriff.

You mean the former Sheriff and now disgruntled desk clerk? :-D

If I ever had Bobley show up again, he'd have to be a manager because he was old back THEN. He'd need some dumb Enos pastiche to boss around. (Sheriff Bob Bobley was basically Roscoe P. Coltraine with an Angle Slam)

Did he ever use that finisher? I thought he just beat people with a nightstick.
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Picky
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Mozeart,Oct 14 2010
06:41 PM
JeremyS,Oct 14 2010
07:12 PM
Mozeart,Oct 14 2010
06:26 PM
JeremySatwork,Oct 14 2010
08:24 AM
Also, all applicants must sign a waiver declaring that they WILL obey all traffic laws within the state of Ohio, and that Barney Johnson and HUGE are not responsible for any such behavior.  Just in case the disgruntled illiterate desk clerk at the Ohio Highway Patrol starts sending Barney tickets again.

Uh-oh. Dangerous words from the handler of Portsmouth's Sheriff.

You mean the former Sheriff and now disgruntled desk clerk? :-D

If I ever had Bobley show up again, he'd have to be a manager because he was old back THEN. He'd need some dumb Enos pastiche to boss around. (Sheriff Bob Bobley was basically Roscoe P. Coltraine with an Angle Slam)

Did he ever use that finisher? I thought he just beat people with a nightstick.

Dude, Preston Mayfield used wrestling moves this last time!
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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JeremyS
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Mozeart,Oct 14 2010
09:41 PM
JeremyS,Oct 14 2010
07:12 PM
Mozeart,Oct 14 2010
06:26 PM
JeremySatwork,Oct 14 2010
08:24 AM
Also, all applicants must sign a waiver declaring that they WILL obey all traffic laws within the state of Ohio, and that Barney Johnson and HUGE are not responsible for any such behavior.  Just in case the disgruntled illiterate desk clerk at the Ohio Highway Patrol starts sending Barney tickets again.

Uh-oh. Dangerous words from the handler of Portsmouth's Sheriff.

You mean the former Sheriff and now disgruntled desk clerk? :-D

If I ever had Bobley show up again, he'd have to be a manager because he was old back THEN. He'd need some dumb Enos pastiche to boss around. (Sheriff Bob Bobley was basically Roscoe P. Coltraine with an Angle Slam)

Did he ever use that finisher? I thought he just beat people with a nightstick.

A couple times. The announcers were always like "WHERE THE HELL DID HE LEARN THAT?!", because he always won with it. I think he won half his matches with that.
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