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| Opening to the next HUGELive~!; Jumpstarting the whole thing... | |
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| Mozeart | Oct 19 2010, 11:20 PM Post #1 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Deadlines October 30~! --- [It's 8pm. Championship curling ends on SSN2. Fade in and SURPRISE, that's not Motocross Madness! Interior view, the Hellfire Bar & Grill has been gutted down to it's 120+ year-old magnificent loose-fitted stone work and an elaborate balcony system has been installed in place, doubling the seating in the arena! Gone are the businesses that once rented space within the drywall cubicles built over the stone, gone is the full restaurant serving food 24 hours a day and in it's place is a concession area. It's quite a conversion! After the camera is done panning across the entirety of this very different yet familiar landscape, it finds HUGE GM (and former owner) Barney Johnson talking with his childhood friend, broadcast colleague and all-around buffoon "DJ Har-V" Harvey Jenkins. Holy crap, HUGE has a TV deal!] BJ: I don't know Harvey, I just hope we can get the talent back. We have a good core roster but it's too small. DJHV: Do not worry Barney, we have the venue, we have the backing of a ben-ev-oh-lent ... yeah, corporation. The talent will come. [Oh yeah, that was terrible. Harvey is so reading off of a cue card.] BJ: Holy crap, okay, I'm done. This is like take twenty and he's still struggling with the four syllable words! DJHV: Hey, *BLEEP* you, man! [Turning to camera, Barney cuts all pretense and screams--] BJ: HUGE IS BACK AND NOW WE'RE ON SSN! *ZZZSSSHHHHZZZSSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHHTTT* [The rapid, militaristic pounding of a snare drum sounds out the instrumental openings of "Rise" by Bobaflex. Standing in silhouette, a single, muscular figure slowly lifts his head towards a spotlight shining in the ceiling. Pan to his side; it's Antonio Morientes.] <Note to reader: Listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwqkX9Mj-f8 while reading. It helps.> #Rise,# #fight or die.# #Rise,# [Cut. Tre Jordan flees the Spectre's wrath.] #it's my battle-cry.# #Rise,# #fight or die...# [Cut. The gigantic Kobus de Vries powerslams the also large Kerry Ryan, shaking the ring so hard the referee falls over.] #Make you, break you,# #what's that sound?# #Another little Hitler tries to bring me down.# [Preston Mayfield as Tracy Hudson Mask pummels HUGE GM Barney Johnson with a censored and oversized sex toy.] #He speaks a lot like me,# #play by the rules or we'll break your knees.# ["Mad Dog" Valentine lands a nasty brainbuster DDT on jobber Tony Blake.] #I CAN'T TAKE IT!# [Back to Morientes, who stares up at the light, enraptured.] #In the back of my head try to tell me what to do again.# #I CAN'T FAKE IT!# #Finger on the trigger try to make me play the fool again.# [Gigantically fat, "Twinkletoes" Tiwilliger drops a fat leg across the throat of some hapless victim.] #NO!# [Morientes thrusts a fist into the air.] #NO!# [Valentine has his hand raised in victory.# #NO!# [Leering at the camera through his plastic mask, Preston Mayfield waggles his blurred rubber thing at HUGE's fans.] #I GOTTA RISE!# [Miguel Quesada strides confidently down the entrance ramp, the fans lose their minds.] #FIGHT OR DIE!# #RISE!# #IT'S MY BATTLE-CRY!# [Tre Jordan, bloodied, trades punches with a larger man in an oversized rubber muscle suit (Vince Viper).] #RISE!# #FIGHT OR DIE!# #You can't break me.# [Logan Foley smashes a guitar through a drumset then starts kicking pieces of musical equipment out of the HUGE ring.] #FIGHT OR DIE!# #RISE!# #IT'S MY BATTLE-CRY!# [Antonio Morientes bounces off the ropes, hitting St. Amuro on jobber "Private" Glen Peeps.] #RISE!# #FIGHT OR DIE!# #I won't fall in line I'm not your kind...# [A gunmetal grey, white and blue logo is violently stamped onto the screen and we fade to the HUGE studio.] .____________________________________________. | _ _ _ _ ___________ | | / / / / | | | / __ \ ____\ | | / / / /| | | || | \_\ \ | | / /_/ / | | | || | __ \ \___ | | / __ / | | | || | | | \ __\ | | / / / / | |_| || | | | \ \ | | / / / / | || |__| | \ \____ | | /_/ /_/ O \___/O \____/O _\_____\_O | | /_ | / \ | | Hellfire's Ultimate Grappling < < | O | | | \\Excitement Version 3.0.// /___\O \___/ | |--------------------------------------------| | Now in glorious on-line 720p, 16X9 HD! | '--------------------------------------------' *ZZZSSSHHHHZZZSSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHHTTT* [Barney and Harvey sit in comfort, sipping mixed drinks. Barney no longer looks like the freed slave he was six months ago. He's hale, hearty, maybe even a little fat. Harvey still looks like he wants to be Kid Rock.] BJ: That's right fans, we're back. Phoenix Valley Wrestling died and it was up in the air for awhile, but HUGE is in business. DJHV: And it's time to get down to business, man. You know you still haven't got a champ for this dump yet? BJ: Hey now, don't run down the Hellfire. It's been in my family since before my dad was born. DJHV: I like the new place better. BJ: Fans, what Harvey's referring to is the new FORGE wrestling school. In the coming weeks and starting tonight, you'll be getting to know these "Future Legends" first hand. The Head of the Class, eight young kids who stand out among their peers, all jockeying for a chance at a contract to move up to HUGE or, our new sister promotion, 3DW. DJHV: Y'know, that place on RTN where the 1AM showing's a lot better than the 9PM showing. BJ: Anyway, as Harvey alluded to earlier, there has not yet been a HUGE champion in this incarnation of the league. Rather than beat around the bush and letting the division develop on it's own, we're just having a tournament. Tonight every match is a first-round tournament match! Here are the brackets!
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| And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~! | |
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| CK Walker | Oct 21 2010, 09:31 AM Post #2 |
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The President of Everything
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Whew, Thank God i didn't rp, in the email version it looked as though i was facing DeVries. That would have looked weird... but this is HUGE, so it would have looked perfectly normal
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