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| GOLD RUSH THOUGHTS; Spoilers ahoy! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 1 2010, 06:33 AM (1,682 Views) | |
| Flouzemaker | Jan 2 2010, 02:42 PM Post #46 |
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The Luther Burger
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And there lies the problem, man. You have to hit him with a truck, not a car. A fire truck. And if you time it just right, you can simultaneously poke his eye with the giant ladder and choke him with the fire hose. Should get at two count, at least! But yeah, telling you AM would become a jobber to the stars (à la Big Show) certainly was a bad move from the fedhead. Had he tricked you with false hopes, he surely could have gotten many more jobs before you could ever notice anything was amiss. |
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| JeremyS | Jan 2 2010, 03:17 PM Post #47 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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I lose more cars that way. |
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| RedRajah | Jan 2 2010, 03:26 PM Post #48 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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There needs to be a retro-firebomb chokeslam involving a Ford Pinto. |
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| KliqerT | Jan 3 2010, 12:29 AM Post #49 |
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Doughy
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Geez, who was fedhead of UEW at that point? To flat out tell someone they have no shot of winning and will start jobbing and putting people over with no hope is terrible, that's one of the worst things a fedhead could do. All it does is de-motivate a handler, and make them look for a way out just like it did you Dave. The only other time I can remember hearing a story like that was from the handler of Scott "The Fop" Rogers when he left the IIWF. He said Jividen basically told him that during the Genesis angle he'd gotten wins over people he shouldn't have, and now was going to start losing to people he shouldn't to "balance things out". Again, talk about de-motivating. |
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| The DeWolfe Pack | Jan 3 2010, 07:54 AM Post #50 |
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The Luther Burger
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This show gets two thumbs up from a grizzled old UWF veteran. Of course, a show with the returns of YGW and Serge Annis, not to mention 15 Gamma Ray segments? That's like an automatic two thumbs up. I'm even more excited about the main event, though. A couple of years ago (that is to say, about three shows ago or so) I was looking for someone for Brett Greene to work a program with, and I settled on Trey DaMann because whenever I read his stuff a voice in my head kept saying "this character is going to main event Gold Rush some day". Now, I didn't expect it to be as a cancer stricken babyface, but still... can I get some Nostradamus points up in here? |
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| Kickair | Jan 3 2010, 03:22 PM Post #51 |
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Buttons aren't toys
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A few thoughts... - I agree with John, the show gets two solid thumbs up from me as well. It makes me glad, and very excited to be getting back into the mix of things. - Of all things, I was blown away by the opening bout actually. I like it when matches have really deep rooted psychology and history, and Tawni proclaiming her love for The Darkhorse and the subsequent shellacking of Dan Kidd was well played. - In retrospect Trey DaMann has had one of the most interesting accessions to the World title in the history of UWF. - Jeremy deserves a standing 'o for that North American Championship match, as do Martin & Whitecross themselves. Out of all of the results, I am most curious where these two characters go from here. - Sorry to see Dan Kauffman go out that way, retirement after one Firebomb is easy to understand let alone three. |
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| Yo Its X | Jan 4 2010, 05:57 PM Post #52 |
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Macktastic
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thanks for reminding me of the worst AE beating in History. God love Jay and that email... Hey, you're going to get a title match against Styles but you're never getting there. Instead you're going to get Firebombed into the hood of a stretch limo about 4-7 zillion times by Alex Martinez. And oh yeah that's your next feud partner. How soon can I have you're part of the on-card? That's still my favorite Jer match and not because by some miracle I won either. Extreme literally throws everything at Martinez who just keeps going and going. That it takes pure luck for Extreme to win. AE's on a stretcher in 4 segments later Martinez is winning the American title. In today's e-w, I'm not sure that match or the turn of events could even happen on a PPV. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 4 2010, 06:05 PM Post #53 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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By my count of the "clang!" sound effects, Vasquez hit Epstein with 16 chairshots at the end of Gold Rush. Not to mention Epstein was knocked unconscious before that by the combined might of a Big City Driver and a City of Angels within seconds of each other. In their first match, Vasquez broke one of Epstein's fingers and it was implied that he might've broken his ribs and jaw. Yet...the limo was the worst beating he's ever had? I'm gonna need to up my game. <_< |
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| Yo Its X | Jan 4 2010, 06:16 PM Post #54 |
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Macktastic
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This seems to be my cue. It's the end of the drug/steroid angle for Alex Extreme which no question has to end with horrible crash and burn moment. There's no question Extreme's going to OD just a matter of when. I make it clear I think it'd be the ulitmate F'U to Styles if just when he could win, Extreme ODs and no one can count the pin or ring the bell. I also make it clear if that's not possible have so it occurs and doesn't screw Martinez or the outcome. JJ, the UEW fedhead at the time, decides he like the OD to screw someone over only does it in REVERSE! Worse for me, the whole Extreme's like dying right there and then is totally swept under the rug! The angle I worked on all summer ends with a total whimper instead a of cliffhanging shocker it should have been. That whole match and scenario is an example of UEW at it's stupidest. Everybody else in the fed thought/knew Martinez should win. Most people also knew Mark was leaving for UWF at the time. But IMHO I don't believe Dave would have left if not for JJ and how he handled this. Yeah, it was shocking upset but in the end, UEW loses both Styles and Martinez when really we should have just lost one. We also ended up with a main event where the outcome was pretty much decided the minute it was annouced. And yes it was a backslide to Magnus Colby. The more amusing part I still ask to this day... MAGNUS COLBY CAN DO A BACKSLIDE??? |
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| Yo Its X | Jan 4 2010, 06:22 PM Post #55 |
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Macktastic
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That would be JJ aka J'ster. Guy was a great match writer. Its weird because that summer was some pretty cool matches, feuds, and angles. But come RITB, it suddenly went to pot. All because Mark (Rick Styles) was going to UWF and JJ _BADLY_wanted to keep him. Actually Mike, we could blame you for this mess. Oh wait, you took Styles. Nevermind.
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| sychosys | Jan 4 2010, 07:27 PM Post #56 |
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This Space For Rent
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After losing to said Genesis member Requiem, JJ wrote to tell me "I see your character as someone who is always a heartbeat away from the big title, but never actually wins it." This to me sounded like "I intend to tease your cock multiple times, but never actually let you shoot your wad.", and had the intended motivation effect thereof. Hell, the IIWF might still be around today if he was made head writer instead of head booker. And Jividen was J'ster?? Or is there more than one JJ?
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| JeremyS | Jan 4 2010, 07:41 PM Post #57 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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No, they are different people, unless "JJ Sylvia" was a pseudonym for "Jim Jividen" or vice versa. |
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| shapshift | Jan 4 2010, 09:14 PM Post #58 |
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Gee Whiz
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Hey now, there have been worse champions in the UWF than Styles. Yes, I mean my character. ![]() |
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| keenings | Jan 5 2010, 11:59 AM Post #59 |
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Guards! Seize him!!
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Please... please... PLEASE don't mention the Crotch Bite Of Death... ...oh shi....
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| Yo Its X | Jan 5 2010, 12:13 PM Post #60 |
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Macktastic
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:lol: :lol: :lol: crotch bite of doom! I'd forgot about it. More amusing was I had to talk it up to promote UEW hardcore at the time.
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Or is there more than one JJ?
3:30 AM Jul 11