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[UWF/MBC] House Show - 10-9-10; Wow... a card...
Topic Started: Feb 24 2011, 04:28 PM (275 Views)
MBCKyle
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[UWF/MBC] HEAVEN AND HELL TOUR HOUSE SHOW
at: Bartow Arena in Birmingham, Alabama
October 9th, 2010

Fan Report by Jenny Primoda

Bout time this company let a girl write a report for one of its shows, we
love this stuff just as much as the guys do. There's just more eye candy
for us. :-) Anyways, my dad got tickets for me and my BFF Sandi to check
out the show tonight. And wow, what a show!

They ran a couple of Empress Cup matches, the first one being "FEARLESS"
FIONA CASSIDY against "ALL AROUND ATHLETE" LAURA DAVIS. Fiona was backed
up by her boyfriend Orin LeBlanc in addition to Deanna Orlofski, but
there's no love lost between them. Davis didn't seem to care at all
about the soap opera going on in front of her, she just came out and
thrashed Fiona within an inch of her life. What looked like a sure
victory for Davis surprisingly wound up a double countout when Fiona
ducked a lariat from the world champion and caused them both to fall out
of the ring and land hard on the floor. Laura tried to get back in the
ring but Fiona held onto her leg until the bell rang, which according to
the stats dork in front of us said the tie would let Fiona move on in the
tournament. That's good news, and I'm on Team Orona. They're cute.

Orin stayed in the ring for his match next, taking on OZ RIVERA next.
And Mr. Thug Life was in an awful mood as usual, threatening harm to Miss
Cassidy before the bell rang. Let's just say Orin didn't like that, and
leave it at that. Rivera nearly lost by small package, and eventually
lost outright thanks to Orin's neat submission hold, which Fiona told me
later was called Animal Logic. That's right, I talked to Fiona Cassidy!
But more about that later.

The second Empress Cup match was between GAIA BRASHER and JOHANNA
SUPREMA. Gaia's undefeated record stayed unblemished thanks to a big win
over Suprema, targetting her knee throughout the contest and eventually
getting a win by submission. Suprema tried to hit Brasher with her title
belt but missed and got dumped out of the ring as a final insult.

The intermission was pretty uneventful, until I ran into Fiona Cassidy
outside the building when I went to grab my cell phone from the car!!!
She was awesome, asked me what I thought of the show and answered a bunch
of questions (that's when I found out what Orin's move was called). She
even let me get a picture with her. She's so awesome!

Anyways, I just got back inside in time for the second half to start.
And it was PABLO O'CONNOR and BRETT YOUNG going against THE CHROMOSOMES
in an inter-fed match. Pretty cool match, although the crowd got on
Stephanie's nerves by chanting "Furry" at her and you could tell she
wanted to slap someone. One of the Chromosomes got the pin on Pablo when
things got all hairy, and he kinda threw a tantrum afterwards. Not cool,
Pablo.

Then they showed a special backstage interview on the arena's video
screen with Johnny Axis.

[Backstage with Moe Owens. The UWF logo, in all it's ubiquitous glory,
is painted on the wall behind the UWF's intrepid interviewer.]

MO: Hey fans, Moe Owens here with Johnny Axis. Johnny.

[From stage right comes Axis himself. Stopping before Moe, Johnny stares
him in the eyes, then nods expectantly as if to ask "is that it?"]

MO: Hi ... Johnny?

[Say what you will about Axis, but he does have a presence about him.
Moe might actually be sweating a little right now.]

JA: Doing okay there Moe?

[Moe's shifty eyes say no.]

JA: I'm sorry, I just expected a little bit more. Yes yes, it's arrogant
of me, but how about a little demonstration? Here, let me have a grab at
that right there.

[Snatching the mic from Moe's hand in an overly dramatic fashion, Johnny
starts out low then slowly rises up to his toes.]

JA: Joining me now is the man known as the "Almighty Hype Machine", the
"Original Man in Black" or just good "ol' Jay-Ay"! He is a former 2-time
world champion and future Unified Television Champion. Now let's give it
up for "The" Johnny Axis!

[Like a true geek, Johnny hisses in an attempt to simulate a crowd
cheering.]

MO: ...

[Stopping cold, Johnny locks eyes with the nervous Moe Owens once again.]

JA: I really take you off your game don't I?

MO: ...

[Moe's words can't be heard as he no longer has a microphone.]

JA: You know it's not on purpose, right?

[He opens his mouth to speak, but Johnny puts a hand up, stopping him,
then presses the mic back into Moe's hands.]

JA: Okay, try that again.

MO: Yes, I know it's not on purpose. You've told me before.

JA: Well that's good 'cause it's true. I know you're a very sensitive
man and I respect that.

MO: Why thank you Johnny, I--

JA: Bitchboy.

MO: HEY!

JA: I kid, I kid.

MO: Okay, okay, question--

JA: Answer.

MO: ...

JA: What? We're not doing word association?

MO: No.

JA: Okay then, just shoot.

MO: Last week you finally got a measure of revenge against Alex Martinez
and Martinez actually agreed to face you in a 1-on-1 matchup. I imagine
you must feel pretty good about that.

JA: More of a statement than a question but sure. I feel "pretty good",
but not great. See, Orin took the duke, not me. I don't fault him one
bit but dammit, the Axis-Man needs himself some thunder. There's a 350-
pound meatsack walkin' around still thinkin' he can cripple whomever he
so pleases and I ain't been able to put him down yet. It ain't fun, it
ain't fair, and I ain't heard a damned thing about UWF actually putting
us head to head in a match.

That's why I'm glad to have this shot at Tommy's TV Title. Again, I'm
happy for the guy, 'though he can't stand my ass, but I gotta try and
take that strap. One thing that'll bring Martinez runnin' is gold. I'm
sure he's hot to get back what he thinks is his. I just wish it wasn't
another big cluster*BLEEP* like last time. I thought I had that sorta
atmosphere down but man, Tommy can really operate when there's a bunch of
guys jumpin' around, let me tell you.

MO: And how do you like your chances in the match?

JA: Ah, geez, let me see here. I think I've done pretty good in UWF.
Tommy and I have butted heads twice here already, first time I took it,
second time when it counted for a strap he took it. That's one big
reason I wish it was 1-on-1, 'cause Tommy ain't beat me like that yet.
Then there's Lopez; hate to admit it but all it took was me lookin' away
for like one second for him to slip one in on me. Here's hoping I can
prove to him and myself that I can hang in the ring with a guy like that
in UWF. Then ... Gabriel Whitecross? Seriously? If ever there was a
kingmaker it was a match against that guy. Dude's an icon, a legend.
The thought is both exhilarating and terrifying.

[Moe stands stunned at Johnny's verbosity.]

JA: Whoop, sorry, I blow your mind?

MO: I'm sorry, but do you think you'll win?

JA: Ah, hell yeah, I can win. Will I? The Almighty Hype Machine has the
drive but my heart won't break if I don't take it. Ain't nobody in that
ring that I hate. Here's hopin' I just come out of it lookin' okay.
Dig?

MO: Yes, yes I do dig.

JA: Alright. Booya. You're not a bitchboy, Moe.

MO: Uh, thank you?

JA: Don't sweat it. Booya!

[Cut away as Moe looks after Johnny as if he were an alien.]

I tend to believe Moe Owens wasn't really here tonight, since he never
appeared before the live crowd. Sandi swears she saw him at the
concession stand at intermission, but I think she's just trying to one-up
me and my meeting with Fiona.

The main event was next, and was mega cool. It was a ladder match for
the TV Title, and had TOMMY STEPHENS defending against GABRIEL
WHITECROSS, EDWIN LOPEZ and JOHNNY AXIS. It was wild, with all four guys
trying to grab ladders early on and just beating each other like crazy
with them. Axis and Lopez looked a little chummy at the start, fist
bumping one another, but Tommy dove off the top rope to the floor with a
ladder in his arms like a battering ram on them both. A bit later Gabe
swung one ladder like a baseball bat and sent Tommy flying off the ladder
in the middle of the ring, right into Edwin's arms for a powerbomb.

Lots of destruction like you'd expect and I'm sure all four guys will be
sore in the morning. At the very end of the match Axis had his hands on
the strap and was about to pull it down when Whitecross yanked him down
for an anklelock. Lopez tried to take advantage with Gabe and Axis
occupied, but Tommy jumped from the middle of the ropes onto Edwin's back
as he climbed, then scampered up the ladder and dove off to grab the belt
and haul it down for the win before landing hard on the mat. Totally
insane end to a totally insane match.

After the show ended Sandi and I stuck around and got a hug from Tommy as
he signed autographs at ringside. Wicked show, can't wait to see them
come back!
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Orin+Fiona=OTP! :wub:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Orin+Fiona=OTP! :wub:

Team Orona is where it's at.
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AMart + Annis is still the love of the ages :banana:
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