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MBC/UWF Heaven & Hell Predictions Thread; You pick 'em
Topic Started: Mar 14 2011, 10:44 AM (622 Views)
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NIGHT ONE
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN vs THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS


"SHOTGUN" STAN CRAWFORD vs"HELLRAISER" TOM LANDIS


LUKE KINSEY vs JUAN VASQUEZ


NORTH AMERICAN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SUMMER BLAKE vs "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE ERIKSEN


THE PROBLEM SOLVERS vs ST. GEORGE & THE DRAGON


UWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
THE ALL-AROUND ATHLETE" LAURA DAVIS vs TESLA ST. JAMES


"THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ vs JOHNNY AXIS


UP ALL NIGHT" PABLO O'CONNOR and BRETT YOUNG vs THE MORNINGSTARS


THE TWO SEMI-FINAL MATCHES FOR THE EMPRESS CUP


NIGHT TWO
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN or GABRIEL WHITECROSS vs JUAN VASQUEZ


MBC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
CRIMSON vs ERIK GRIMSSON


ONE'S GOTTA GO, GUARD VS MBC/UWF MERGE
GAMMA RAY vs "DOOMSAYER" KYLE LEE


UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
DON'T GO THERE vs THE CHROMOSOMES vs THE INSANITY SOCIETY


MBC WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE
HOLLY HOTBODY vs JAN DELGADO


BRAWN STEVENSON vs CLAYTON ROSS


TUMAFFI vs "THE EPITOME OF EVIL" SERGE ANNIS


SYLHOUETTE vs NIKKI THE CAT vs BRIANNA LANDIS


THE NATURAL" ADAM ROGERS vs "DEAD END" DEREK MARTIN.


EMPRESS CUP FINALS








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UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN vs THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS

-->DaMann squeaks out the win...

"SHOTGUN" STAN CRAWFORD vs"HELLRAISER" TOM LANDIS

-->Landis.


LUKE KINSEY vs JUAN VASQUEZ

-->Juan Vasquez


NORTH AMERICAN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SUMMER BLAKE vs "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE ERIKSEN

-->DQ


THE PROBLEM SOLVERS vs ST. GEORGE & THE DRAGON

-->St. George & the Dragon


UWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
THE ALL-AROUND ATHLETE" LAURA DAVIS vs TESLA ST. JAMES

-->Draw


"THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ vs JOHNNY AXIS

-->Axis, who then reveals he's Doc Holliday's cousin.


UP ALL NIGHT" PABLO O'CONNOR and BRETT YOUNG vs THE MORNINGSTARS

-->O'Connor/Young



NIGHT TWO
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN or GABRIEL WHITECROSS vs JUAN VASQUEZ

-->...and DaMann then gets cancer and loses the belt when Juan levels him with the left cross.

MBC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
CRIMSON vs ERIK GRIMSSON

-->Grimsson

ONE'S GOTTA GO, GUARD VS MBC/UWF MERGE
GAMMA RAY vs "DOOMSAYER" KYLE LEE

-->Kyle, who then dissolves the merger himself anyway to salvage some fuckin' dignity back from both feds.

UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
DON'T GO THERE vs THE CHROMOSOMES vs THE INSANITY SOCIETY

-->The cock will be avenged!

MBC WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE
HOLLY HOTBODY vs JAN DELGADO

-->Delgado

BRAWN STEVENSON vs CLAYTON ROSS

-->Ross

TUMAFFI vs "THE EPITOME OF EVIL" SERGE ANNIS

-->TUMAFFI DOES NOT NEED TO USE SUCH WORDS AS "EPITOME" TO DESCRIBE HIMSELF!!!

SYLHOUETTE vs NIKKI THE CAT vs BRIANNA LANDIS

-->Rocks fall; everyone dies.

THE NATURAL" ADAM ROGERS vs "DEAD END" DEREK MARTIN.

-->Martin

Empress Cup winner?

-->Miyuki with the shocker
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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RedRajah,Mar 14 2011
05:19 PM
Empress Cup winner?

-->Miyuki with the shocker

I'm sure whoever she beats will either be really pleased or really violated if that happened. :wub:
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 15 2011
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RedRajah,Mar 14 2011
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Empress Cup winner?

-->Miyuki with the shocker

I'm sure whoever she beats will either be really pleased or really violated if that happened. :wub:

She faces Scottie in the quarter-finals. Maybe it'll be both.
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OK, let's get this party started.

UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN vs THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS

DaMann.


"SHOTGUN" STAN CRAWFORD vs"HELLRAISER" TOM LANDIS

Landis. Why, yes, I just picked Landis... wonders will never cease. :)


LUKE KINSEY vs JUAN VASQUEZ

Vasquez.


NORTH AMERICAN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SUMMER BLAKE vs "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE ERIKSEN

Tough call, but I'll go with Blake to retain.


THE PROBLEM SOLVERS vs ST. GEORGE & THE DRAGON

St. George and The Dragon


UWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
THE ALL-AROUND ATHLETE" LAURA DAVIS vs TESLA ST. JAMES

One of my matches so no comment.


"THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ vs JOHNNY AXIS

Martinez.


UP ALL NIGHT" PABLO O'CONNOR and BRETT YOUNG vs THE MORNINGSTARS

O'Connor and Young.


THE TWO SEMI-FINAL MATCHES FOR THE EMPRESS CUP


NIGHT TWO
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN or GABRIEL WHITECROSS vs JUAN VASQUEZ

Vasquez takes the UWF title.

MBC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
CRIMSON vs ERIK GRIMSSON

Crimson escapes with the title.


ONE'S GOTTA GO, GUARD VS MBC/UWF MERGE
GAMMA RAY vs "DOOMSAYER" KYLE LEE

Gamma Ray.


UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
DON'T GO THERE vs THE CHROMOSOMES vs THE INSANITY SOCIETY

Another match I'm part of, so no comment.

MBC WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE
HOLLY HOTBODY vs JAN DELGADO

Holly is a great character but Jan is due for the win.


BRAWN STEVENSON vs CLAYTON ROSS

Didn't see a whole lot from either character this cycle. But let's go with Ross.


TUMAFFI vs "THE EPITOME OF EVIL" SERGE ANNIS

Annis in a bloody epic.


SYLHOUETTE vs NIKKI THE CAT vs BRIANNA LANDIS

Nikki steals the W.


THE NATURAL" ADAM ROGERS vs "DEAD END" DEREK MARTIN.

Again, no comment from me.

EMPRESS CUP FINALS

Since I'm involved in this too... still no comment! :)
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The party don't start 'til I walk in!

NIGHT ONE
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN vs THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS

The Trey pinned by Whitecross turns out to be a robotic clone designed to explode at the moment he is pinned. Trey then repels down from a blimp inside the arena and pins an unconscious Whitecross.

"SHOTGUN" STAN CRAWFORD vs"HELLRAISER" TOM LANDIS

Tom Landis wins because Crawford's Summer Blake-induced STD kicks in at an inpportune moment.

LUKE KINSEY vs JUAN VASQUEZ

No comment.

NORTH AMERICAN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SUMMER BLAKE vs "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE ERIKSEN

Eveline wins, but Chastity gets hit upside the head with a stripper pole. Fans go home happy.

THE PROBLEM SOLVERS vs ST. GEORGE & THE DRAGON

The Dragon solves St. George's problem by kicking the Problem Solvers' asses.

UWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
THE ALL-AROUND ATHLETE" LAURA DAVIS vs TESLA ST. JAMES

Tesla chokes for the 23094823903290095th time in her career. People suddenly remember that Laura Davis exists because now we have photographic proof.

"THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ vs JOHNNY AXIS

Alex Martinez is way too fatigued from wrestling in 749 other feds to put up much of a fight.

UP ALL NIGHT" PABLO O'CONNOR and BRETT YOUNG vs THE MORNINGSTARS

Pablo wins via Dro dropping 50k rp on The Morningstars, crushing them in WWA exposition.

THE TWO SEMI-FINAL MATCHES FOR THE EMPRESS CUP

Miyuki refuses to reveal the future, which she has already glimpsed into when she opened a rift in the space-time continuum by kicking Nina Grimsson's skull in.

NIGHT TWO
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN or GABRIEL WHITECROSS vs JUAN VASQUEZ

No comment. I don't think Juan will fall for the robotic clone trick, however. :unsure:

MBC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
CRIMSON vs ERIK GRIMSSON

Crimson, when Erik Grimsson realizes that Benedict's "heavy equipment" is far too heavy for his girly arms to carry, crushing him under the weight of katanas and anime giant robots.

ONE'S GOTTA GO, GUARD VS MBC/UWF MERGE
GAMMA RAY vs "DOOMSAYER" KYLE LEE

Kyle Lee reveals that Allison Chambers is mentally handicapped and thus any contracts signed by her weren't legally binding. Allison Chambers unmasks to reveal that she was a Jessica Marshall all along! Juan Vasquez literally teleports into the ring and right crosses her to send the fans home happy for all the 82389 times she's tried to screw the UWF over. Meanwhile, Lee realizes that there were two more matches to go and Juan just sent everyone home but he still has to foot the bill for Juan's bloated contract. He dissolves the two companies on the spot as a confused Gamma Ray is hit in the groin with a football for some reason.

UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
DON'T GO THERE vs THE CHROMOSOMES vs THE INSANITY SOCIETY

Bob #1 grabs Ryu's cock. Uh...yeah, that's all that will happen.

MBC WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE
HOLLY HOTBODY vs JAN DELGADO

Rutebega makes their bi-decade appearance to screw up matches. Eveline happens to be beserking atm...causing quite a messy scene and ending that angle once and for all. In all the chaos, Jan Delgado is declared the winner...for some reason.

BRAWN STEVENSON vs CLAYTON ROSS

Brawn Stevenson is taken out by random Trey DaMann spies who didn't appreciate his interference at their attempts to screw over Whitecross, even thought Stevenson was also trying to screw over Whitecross. Ross gets mad at the stupidity and brains everyone with a chair. Ross.

TUMAFFI vs "THE EPITOME OF EVIL" SERGE ANNIS

A dimensional rift is torn open during the opening lock-up, causing Tumaffis and Annii from all over time to spill out. Texas is destroyed in the chaos, but not before Tumaffi of Earth-5 managed to sit on IIWF Annis for a 3 count. Post-match, Liam Cassidy and Juan fistbump backstage and restore the universe as we know it.

SYLHOUETTE vs NIKKI THE CAT vs BRIANNA LANDIS

Nikki wins because Syl is French and will surrender at the first sign of trouble.

THE NATURAL" ADAM ROGERS vs "DEAD END" DEREK MARTIN.

Derek Martin pins Rogers' replacement, his good friend, The West Memphis Assassin. He'll get you someday, Rogers!!!

EMPRESS CUP FINALS

Amber Rogers runs in and the whole thing turns into a fed-wide karaoke sing-off. The results will be disputed for years to come.
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NIGHT ONE
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN vs THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS

- Damann squeaks out the win.


"SHOTGUN" STAN CRAWFORD vs"HELLRAISER" TOM LANDIS

- Crawford


LUKE KINSEY vs JUAN VASQUEZ

- Juan roles up Kinsey with an inside joke for the win.


NORTH AMERICAN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SUMMER BLAKE vs "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE ERIKSEN

- Summer Blake


THE PROBLEM SOLVERS vs ST. GEORGE & THE DRAGON

- Hrmmmm... I'm torn. Problem Solvers.


UWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
THE ALL-AROUND ATHLETE" LAURA DAVIS vs TESLA ST. JAMES

- Laura Davis


"THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ vs JOHNNY AXIS

- Martinez


UP ALL NIGHT" PABLO O'CONNOR and BRETT YOUNG vs THE MORNINGSTARS

- Connor & Young


NIGHT TWO
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN or GABRIEL WHITECROSS vs JUAN VASQUEZ

- Damann solidifies his title reign with the duke.


MBC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
CRIMSON vs ERIK GRIMSSON

- Crimson retains


ONE'S GOTTA GO, GUARD VS MBC/UWF MERGE
GAMMA RAY vs "DOOMSAYER" KYLE LEE

- Doom I say... Mr. Lee, ends the madness


UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
DON'T GO THERE vs THE CHROMOSOMES vs THE INSANITY SOCIETY

- Insanity Society


MBC WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE
HOLLY HOTBODY vs JAN DELGADO

- Delgado


BRAWN STEVENSON vs CLAYTON ROSS

- Coin flip... Ross.


TUMAFFI vs "THE EPITOME OF EVIL" SERGE ANNIS

- Damned if I know


SYLHOUETTE vs NIKKI THE CAT vs BRIANNA LANDIS

- Nikki!


THE NATURAL" ADAM ROGERS vs "DEAD END" DEREK MARTIN.

- Martin


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Just to show I still sometimes pay attention to e-wrestling...

NIGHT ONE
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN vs THE ERA OF DEFIANCE" GABRIEL WHITECROSS

-Whitecross has to take it - I just don't see how a heel/heel title match up on night two works.


"SHOTGUN" STAN CRAWFORD vs"HELLRAISER" TOM LANDIS

-Landis, to avenge the recent loss in the World Series.


LUKE KINSEY vs JUAN VASQUEZ

-I think it's gotta be Kinsey. I like the idea of Vasquez going into the title match the next night with a loss under his belt, a la Wrestlemania X and the curtain jerking Bret/Owen match.


NORTH AMERICAN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SUMMER BLAKE vs "THE VIKING VIXEN" EVELINE ERIKSEN

-Eriksen wins the match, is awarded the title, but then refuses to stop attacking Blake in a berserk rage and is retroactively dq'ed.

THE PROBLEM SOLVERS vs ST. GEORGE & THE DRAGON

-I'll give it to the Problem Solvers, it could go either way but I've been a bit face heavy in the above matches.

UWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
THE ALL-AROUND ATHLETE" LAURA DAVIS vs TESLA ST. JAMES

-Davis wins, but cheaply, as a nice heel contrast to the image she puts out as a technical wrestler who doesn't need shortcuts.


"THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" ALEX MARTINEZ vs JOHNNY AXIS

-Axis.

UP ALL NIGHT" PABLO O'CONNOR and BRETT YOUNG vs THE MORNINGSTARS

-Pablo and Brett, as they go in having got the worst of most exchanges.


THE TWO SEMI-FINAL MATCHES FOR THE EMPRESS CUP

-tl;dr.


NIGHT TWO
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TREY DAMANN or GABRIEL WHITECROSS vs JUAN VASQUEZ

Vasquez takes it, setting up a fluid world title picture where three other guys have legitimate claims at a shot right off the bat (Whitecross in a rematch, DaMann as former champ, and Kinsey because he beat Juan the night before).


MBC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
CRIMSON vs ERIK GRIMSSON

-Grimsson, I think. I like the chase as a title storyline but this feels like the end of the line for the chase.


ONE'S GOTTA GO, GUARD VS MBC/UWF MERGE
GAMMA RAY vs "DOOMSAYER" KYLE LEE

-This is a super tough call for me, because I sort of think it's the right time for both the Guard and merger storylines to end. I guess I'd go with Lee, just because Gamma Ray's act this last cycle has so badly been crying out to be brought down a peg by some righteous babyface that not doing that on the PPV seems like poor booking.

UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
DON'T GO THERE vs THE CHROMOSOMES vs THE INSANITY SOCIETY

-It's a bit too obvious to predict the Chromosomes are playing the two face teams off each other to their own advantage, so I'd go a different direction, have DGT win, and the attack on the IS dressing room be the start of a Ryu heel turn that leads to a period of everyone's favourite storyline, "tag champs who don't get along with each other".


MBC WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE
HOLLY HOTBODY vs JAN DELGADO

-Delgado. I think it could be super quick too, like a surprise roll up in a couple of minutes, give Holly something to fume about and blame minions for.


BRAWN STEVENSON vs CLAYTON ROSS

-Ross. Tie it into the match above, have it be a bad night all around for Holly.


TUMAFFI vs "THE EPITOME OF EVIL" SERGE ANNIS

-For some reason, I see this as a draw after they beat each other up so badly neither can answer a ten count. But it doesn't matter too much who goes over, both are pretty much bulletproof.

SYLHOUETTE vs NIKKI THE CAT vs BRIANNA LANDIS

-Syl. Speaking of bulletproof, Nikki doesn't need the win at all for her character to stay front and center, so she can take the pin and the issue between Sylhouette and Landis can continue to smolder unresolved.

THE NATURAL" ADAM ROGERS vs "DEAD END" DEREK MARTIN.

- Martin.

EMPRESS CUP FINALS

- I see two things happening - a showcase for Scottie Saratoga, who gets a run to the finals as a plucky underdog before losing, and a surprise replacement for Kiora Donavon, who no-shows the whole thing. Whoever that replacement is ends up winning the whole thing
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And John, why is it I can never keep you actually on the roster for any great length of time? This is a brilliant mind for wrestling, shame to go wasted like this. :)
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KliqerT,Mar 17 2011
10:37 AM
And John, why is it I can never keep you actually on the roster for any great length of time?  This is a brilliant mind for wrestling, shame to go wasted like this. :)

I've actually been toying with some ideas for a UWF return that takes into account my inherent laziness and lack of deadline timeliness as a writer. What do you think of the idea of a Dan Kidd hosted call-in internet show, done in a sports-talk radio format, where he gives his take on a couple of pressing issues and then solicits calls, which can be short comments sent in by various handlers? It's something I've been toying with in my mind the last little while.
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The DeWolfe Pack,Mar 18 2011
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KliqerT,Mar 17 2011
10:37 AM
And John, why is it I can never keep you actually on the roster for any great length of time?  This is a brilliant mind for wrestling, shame to go wasted like this. :)

I've actually been toying with some ideas for a UWF return that takes into account my inherent laziness and lack of deadline timeliness as a writer. What do you think of the idea of a Dan Kidd hosted call-in internet show, done in a sports-talk radio format, where he gives his take on a couple of pressing issues and then solicits calls, which can be short comments sent in by various handlers? It's something I've been toying with in my mind the last little while.

Dan Kidd could read the phone book and I'd put it on air.
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KliqerT,Mar 18 2011
09:39 PM
The DeWolfe Pack,Mar 18 2011
02:10 AM
KliqerT,Mar 17 2011
10:37 AM
And John, why is it I can never keep you actually on the roster for any great length of time?  This is a brilliant mind for wrestling, shame to go wasted like this. :)

I've actually been toying with some ideas for a UWF return that takes into account my inherent laziness and lack of deadline timeliness as a writer. What do you think of the idea of a Dan Kidd hosted call-in internet show, done in a sports-talk radio format, where he gives his take on a couple of pressing issues and then solicits calls, which can be short comments sent in by various handlers? It's something I've been toying with in my mind the last little while.

Dan Kidd could read the phone book and I'd put it on air.

I'd watch that...
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